#this shit rated r

[redysetdare]

I said it once and i'll say it again the sooner the queer community drops the idea of the straight Boogeyman the better off we will all be. The sooner y'all accept that straight people can also be queer the easier it becomes to accept identities you don't understand.

Straight and queer are not opposite. They aren't contradictory. They aren't mutually exclusive. If you can accept that cis people can still be queer then straight people can to.

Straight trans people exist. Straight aspecs exist. They are all still queer. Grow the fuck up and get over it instead of throwing a fit because things are not about you.

#text #queer #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #im being so fucking serious right now and some of you will get so mad at this but I'm 100% serious right now #the sooner you accept 'hetrosexual' and 'straight' as not opposite of queer the better off we all will be #because people's identities are complex and there is nuance to this shit #and ignoring that because it's 'too hard' for your small ass brain to comprehend is dumb af #someone being straight doesn't stop them from being queer #someone being cis doesn't stop them from being queer #someone being allo doesn't stop them from being queer #someone being a man doesn't stop them from being queer (r*d fems looove to say that it does) #one part of your identity does not some how overrule the rest of it buddy #At this rate kids in English class are more mature than you because unlike you they're actually learning something

[fawnchives]

the triplets talking about making a channel for more explicit topics ?? they KNOW my birthday right around the corner 😂

#─ 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒂 rambles. 𝜗𝜚 #i’ve been saying this for the longest like hello !! #bring on the rated r shit !! #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #chris sturniolo

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: Renfield, the tortured aide to his narcissistic boss, Dracula, is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding. However, after centuries of servitude, he's ready to see if there's a life outside the shadow of the Prince of Darkness.

Mod Z when this first came out to theatres: Yeah, I wanna go see this. Looks like a fun mild horror movie to watch after all the doom and gloom of what i’ve been watching lately :) *doesn’t end up watching it*

Mod Z now, seeing it on netflix: r18+?! wtf is in this movie?!

#renfield (2023) #horror comedy #vampire #2020s #united states #north american movie #horror #movies #poll #(mod z lives in australia where R is equivalent to nc-17 and it’s hard to find a movie with that rating unless it rlly has some weird shit)

[wannaeatramyeon]

Reader telling off and piquing Sammy’s interest pls

Roll up roll up, time for Samuel's degradation hours. Er... so you know how I said I don't really do NSFW? This is a little steamy. Just a touch. A tad.

This is the first time I've even tried to write NSFW, IT ALL JUST CAME OUT (that's what she said). I am so so sorry if this is completely off the mark of what you asked!

Samuel Seo x Reader: Degradation

A little NSFW

You've been a thorn in Samuel's side for the last couple months. A VVIP along with strict instructions from Eugene to show the best Worker's hospitality.

Too bad you are at each other's throat from the moment you walk in.

"This thug is the president?"

Samuel wears one of his closed-eye smiles, especially prepared for the likes of someone like you. He lets your words wash over him, "All the better to look after you while on Worker's grounds, Y/N."

"Y/N? A bit familiar are we?"

"Sorry ma'am," he forces himself to bow.

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.

Samuel dismisses you as another worthless rich daddy's girl, fed full with silver spoonfuls of nepotism.

"This is what you do all the time? Pointless meetings and admin?"

"That's how C-suites at my level operate. Maybe this is useful work experience for you." He eyes you lying lazily on his office sofa. He can't find any errors with his initial judgement of you.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Just that it might be useful for you to see how the way of the world works "

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As the weeks fly by, your distaste for each other only grows.

"The president of the affiliates following me around like a dog. Don't you have anything better to do?" You round on him in a quiet corridor, digging your nail into his chest.

Samuel grabs a hold of your hand, "I only babysit those that are unable to take care of themselves."

Your face is inches away from his, "How dare you speak to me that way."

Samuel leans in close, murmuring in your ear, "I will speak to you however I want."

"I can't believe Eugene has partnered me with someone as useless as you,"

Samuel lowers himself to look you straight in the eye and baring his fangs, "Maybe you haven't shown your usefulness."

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Each run in with you leaves him more and more heated.

Sometimes at night, Samuel would dream of ways to shut you up. Your mouth only screaming streams of unintelligble words and moans as he uses and abuses you.

In reality or fantasies, the way you look at him stays the same. Eyes full of revulsion and loathing. He prefers it that way.

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You are exceptionally vexing and distracting one evening. Taking up your usual position, lounging on the office sofa as he works towards a deadline behind the desk.

You could have left a while ago, but something about making Samuel's life harder spurs you on.

"Enough, Y/N." Samuel has heard enough of your garbage. "I hear you need Workers as much as we need you."

"Excuse me?"

"So why don't you be a good little girl and behave."

Samuel watches you out of the corner of his eye, striding towards him with purpose. You slam your hands down on either side of his chair.

"Would you like to check your previous statement with Eugene? Because we sure don't need your little company."

"That's not what my sources-"

"I don't care what your sources say. If I walk away now, you and the whole of Workers is fucked."

Shit.

"You should really do your due diligence." He doesn't respond. You know you've got him against the wall.

You lean close.

"You can't touch a hair on my pretty little head, President Seo." You have never addressed him this way before, but fuck if Samuel doesn't feel his body flush at how the words sound coming out of you.

"You can't touch me at all." Samuel's eyes flicker down to your lips.

"And I can do whatever I want." You don't miss the way his eyes rove all over you. You think of a new way to domesticate this wild dog.

"Do you feel like a big man walking around as president? With all these little ants below you?" Samuel feels himself being pulled forward as you twirl his tie around your finger.

Usually he would stop this, but tonight he finds you aggravating, maddening, intoxicating.

"Did you pick out your glasses and style your hair and wear that cologne to impress everyone around you?" His adam's apple bobs as you inhale deeply from his neck, lips almost touching.

"To show how beneath you everyone is?" Feeling the ghost of your breath sends a thrill down Samuel's spine.

"Mr. President, I don't need any of that to show my power." Your tongue darts out for a taste as he releases a shaky breath.

"Let me guess, you rose up from nothing." You walk your talons along his inner thighs, feeling the muscles twitch underneath.

"You made it here and think you can go further." Your hands finally find what they are looking for. You grab onto his hardened length and squeeze.

Samuel represses a whimper, biting his lip to stop any sounds from leaking out. This is humiliating enough as it is. But he is powerless to stop your onslaught.

"You think you have that little badge and meaningless title, and you can speak to me like an equal." Samuel starts to pant as you take his earlobe between your teeth.

Your hand is relentless. You are not gentle.

"You are insignificant. The definition of mediocrity. Pathetic." Fuck. Samuel looks at you with anger and hostility. Never in his fantasies did he think the roles would be reversed, and so goddamn exhilarating. He can't bring himself to make you stop.

"Playing dress up and pretending to be a man?" You backhand him, knocking his glasses askew. Complete desire clouds his eyes.

"When really you're just a disgusting little boy?" Your hand moves even quicker, gripping harder, and Samuel feels his body tense as he draws closer to release.

"Who can barely keep themselves together in the presence of a woman?" You give him another harsh slap, and the cool air stings his cheek.

Finally, he allows himself to groan. Your name slips out unbidden between his lips.

"You will only do as I say, move as I say, think as I say." You suddenly remove your hands and Samuel barely stops himself from whimpering at the loss of friction.

"I own you, and everything around you."

You roughly grab his face, forcing him to refocus on you.

"Now come for me."

Samuel eyes widen equally in pleasure and horror.

The realisation sinks in a split second before anything happens, but there's nothing he can do to stop himself reacting to your words.

You silence his groans with a kiss as he comes undone.

#oh shit it happened #not quite rated r #but samuel loves to be dominated #YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND #lookism #lookism headcanons #lookism x reader #lookism hc #lookism manhwa #lookism webtoon #samuel seo x reader #samuel seo #seo seongeun #seo seongeun x reader #lookism fic #lookism fanfic #wannaeatramyeon

[the5n00k]

They don't have a name yet I've just been referring to them as The Dumbass (short for Scratch's Latest Dumbass Curse)

LORE/explainations under the cut

They are STUCK like this (at least until they can break the curse)

Scratch can hide most of his features added onto this crime against nature like his eyes but even if he gives Molly the reigns fully, they still need to work together to walk which ends up looking like a freshly born baby deer most of the time. They have two separate voices and are capable of talking simultaneously (it is as creepy as it sounds) but the real horror is their ghost powers. They're able to levitate objects and split off ectoplasmic limbs at will (when Scratch has the braincell) but since the human body isn't supposed to Do That, they usually end up with ectoplasm building up inside of them which can either causes mild discomfort and nausea to vomiting and lightheadedness depending on the duration. They both experience memories they don't remember experiencing but reference with such confidence, it feels like they were there. Eventually they realize that's a much unwanted side effect of sharing a mind and oftentimes just shut down afterwards in a sort of inward discussion. Dissociating is common for them (and focus/concentration is just about as rare as winning the lottery) you can usually tell who's in control by their body language and eyes

I made them five days ago so I'm still working stuff out

Bonus:

#the ghost and molly mcgee #tgamm #tgamm fanart #tgamm au #fusion au #i love this ugly lil shit so much #they wanna get into r rated movies so bad

[haveyouheardthisband]

#Digicore #Hyperpop #Bubblegum Bass #Trap #Pop Rap #2020s #poll #[the rym user ratings holy shit -r]

[netscapenavigator-official]

“Furry convention? Rated R? I think you mean Rated Rawr.”

*my plane crashes into the North Tower*

#shitpost #shit post #911 #9/11 #furry #furries #r #rated r #r rated #plane #idk #i forgor #we forgor #furry convention

[elkitot]

MY POSTER FOR TONIGHTS SHOW a bit dented but the show must go on

#aew dynamite #aew #enjoy #aew rampage #all elite wrestling #adam copeland #adam cole #hangman adam page #tulsa oklahoma #chilis #sign #wrestling #christian cage #cowboy shit #bay bay #rated r #chilis baby back ribs #wrestling show #pro wrestling #idek if anyone will see this tbh

[luverleaver]

cant even call gvf a boy band bc they’re so slutty

like wtf is this

#rated R shit #a bunch of hoes #I can’t even open Pinterest anymore without being accosted #gvf #greta van fleet #sam kiszka #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #danny wagner

[batfleckgifs]

Thinking today about how the only reason BvS Theatrical was Rated R was because Americans thought batman was too mean when the violence/cursing is nothing like any of the famous R-rated movies in the genre

#misc: text post. #Like I know cultists say the whole system was against this movie as an exaggeration sometimes but it's really crazy how this movie needed #To be rated R #Like I get if it if was about Batman's ass #But yeah #Crazy shit #film: batman v superman. #I added source for reference

[ilynpilled]

thinking a number based rating system is necessary or even all that valuable when it comes to expressing and capturing how one feels about a piece of art makes you completely goo goo gaga brained in my eyes

#pissed me off like omfg imagine watching a movie and being like wow i cant wait to express all my feelings about it using a 1-5 scale #u couldnt pay me to rate media like this it feels so meaningless and reductive and im not working as a critic there is no utility to it #this letterboxd shit serious to some of u lewsers #u ppl already focus too much on the number rather than the actual reasons and feelings #for some ppl it can work and they like it but thinking like this omg u r insufferable

[autistic-katara]

the last time i did this nothing came of it but does anyone have any fics they wanna read that dont exist rn (and that i could write)

#preferably angst or hurt/comfort #and i mean shit like one of the characters tries to off themself or smthn not just one guy’s kinda sad and gets a hug #or gimme r rated stuff (since i wanna be able to write that asp) but no guarantee i’ll write it #ao3 #fanfic #fanfic requests

[marinerainbow]

Here's a cursed-to-hell idea that literally nobody asked for nor will ever want to see, but I'm still gonna post because if I have to suffer, I'm dragging ya'll down with me.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but directed by Rob Zombie.

#i watched the Firefly trilogy and have been listening to a lot of metal lately #so ive been thinking about this :) #one thing is for certain; the DIP scenes would be MUCH more brutal than they already are #and thered probably be like some hellish reason that the toons are alive #lets see what else would happen... If Rob Zombie could make this move R-Rated theres plenty of shit he could do #AND!!!! With the toons' parts in entertainment and musicals RZ could use his music video skills in this movie #Rob Zombie #Who Framed Roger Rabbit #WFRR #Who Framed Roger Rabbit? #disney villains #disney #toon patrol #judge doom #ohhhh d'ya guys think Zombie would apply IRL animal stuff to animal toons like the weasels and Roger? #if so that could bring a whole new level to them chasing Roger. predator VS prey and all that #Roger Rabbit #disney heros

[bbyboybucket]

This what if episode makes me wish even harder that marvel would give the Winter Soldier his own solo movie, taking place in the past just like they did with Black Widow. If they brought good action and leaned into the horror of it, I think people would eat that shit up. And I stand by that.

#especially if they let it be rated R #because people are already losing their shits over echo and some others being rated R and more violent #it would be a hit #but they’re stupid and wanna do other things that we will not name bc it makes genuinely fucking angry #if they wanna lean into a darker part of Bucky’s character this is the way #not by ruining a decade of character development where he consistently makes the choice to be a good person even when it’s hard #I said I wouldn’t say it but I am: the only reason they even put Bucky in thunderbolts is bc most people don’t care enough ab the other #characters so they won’t pay to go watch it. he’s only it in because it’d draw in money

[starthelostboys]

i think that marko refuses to see movies alone, so any time he wants to see something in theatres he insists that all of the other lost boys, star, and laddie all go with him

#he's like it'll be a group thing it'll be fun #and then they go to see like leprechaun 2 or some shit and no one but marko and paul has any fun #and they spend like 15 minutes sneaking laddie into the theatre cause it's an r rated movie #the lost boys #tlb #kate's bad takes

[allgremlinart]

guys wake up new sad goth uncle just dropped

(( I found the entirety of the old 90s Spawn show on YouTube for free soooo. here. ))

#not dc #spawn #Al Simmons #follow me on my descent into Spawn ig. did not have this on my 2022 bingo #also warning this shit is like. VERY much rated R #the vibes are like R rated btas if I'm being honest