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zem-zem-zoom · 9 days

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Study/Parody of Leyendecker's "Arrow-Dress, Shirts, and Collars Advertisement" (1930)

#zemboart #sam and max #sam & max #this started as a joke but genuinely. this is so fun #freelance police #freelance husbands #sam and max fanart #telltale games #my art #snm

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hannibal-is-my-comfort-show · 7 months

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I be promoting hannibal with the level of enthusiasm only seen in multi-level marketing scheme workers

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bizarrelittlemew · 4 months

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wishing everyone a very "your greying hair is sexy"

#this is prompted by my husband lamenting that he started getting grey hairs #and me trying to keep cool and not be like ahahahaha YESSS my early dilf investment (marrying a guy in his early 30s) shall pay off soon 👏#the price i pay is that he is starting to come up with his own dad jokes. we do not have children #i'm letting him know that i love his hair grey or not though #he found one (1) and i started looking for more all excited #i've been playing the long game since i was 19 i genuinely love seeing him grow older #🐭📓

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genericpuff · 23 days

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lord give me the wisdom to not actually attempt watching all this

#half joking with my husband that if i do commit to it i'll stream it #and like even when i have to go to sleep i'll just pause it and set the stream to lo-fi mode for others to sleep to #make a whole dang survival of the fittest event out of it #seriously tho i couldn't believe this was real when i saw the time stamp #and when i started watching it i was like “surely it's just some prank where it's repeating the same footage over and over again”#“or are they seriously gonna watch every episode”#and yeah that's exactly what it is #they're watching the whole show #and all of its sister shows #to piece together the bumpkinverse #and it's fully commentated with editing and everything #apparently it was late to the april fool's party because it took a whole day to upload like no SHIT #hold my hat i'm going in

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skunkes · 3 months

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How do you feel about Dungeon Meshi (i think i spelt that right) getting more popular? I feel like i’ve only seen u post about it but now its popping up a lot more on my twt / tiktok

Mixed feelings! Glad it has an anime now and that ppl are enjoying it, because its really good!

I myself think its annoying when ppl are like "im gatekeeping x media bc its important to me 😡" so thats not how I feel on the other end. It has impacted lots of ppl so if it can get a bigger reach and impact more, thats good. ^_^

if i did not have the time or energy or resources to read it, I would've hated feeling alienated just bc it became a favorite media of mine after the anime came out

Its more like. Idk.

I know ppl who hope it gets Bigger for more official merch but I just don't want it to get Embarrassing ykwim.

I need it to not get so popular that in a few years I'm hiding the volumes from my shelf because its an embarrassing, beat to death thing thats present in every store, backpack, socks, sweater that looks like characters clothing, funko pops, etc. something i cant even enjoy anymore bc its been wrung dry and overexposed and misinterpreted, "of course u like it EVERYONE likes it!" and now I'm tired of it, and wouldn't want ppl to associate me with it LOL 🧿🧿🧿

#anonymous #skunk mail #its like how i do enjoy jjba but id never wear merch out bc what if some fandom poisoned man makes a kakyoin doughnut #joke to me. which happened in college when any mention of it came up #or like how. (insane evil hater mode) when i see people really into BNHA or SNK still im like 😬#can u imagine if those were somehow your favorite series' in the past and now someone who doesnt even go there feels weird about it For You #when you mention it being your fave. LMFAO. i recognize that'll happen regardless due to ppls tastes but ykwim!!! fandom poison!!#the subreddit has already started with unfunny memes 😭#AND already started with ''um but my shipping??? my Het shipping why no het people shipping?? why no het Canon ship??''#ok this is the other hater part that sounds like the ''im gatekeeping this thing thats already popular 😡'' crowd #and im already sorry for the wording im gonna use but you KNOWWWWW the type.#i need it to not ever be on the list of anime that harry potter GOT loving normies my age list as their fave 😭😭😭#SORRY. this is why i cant interact with jjba bc i know my harry potter loving old friend's husband loves it #or like how my friends boyfriend balks at any mention of ''gay shit'' in it. YKWIMMMM. DONT LET IT GET THIS COMMON #we cant let it get to ''i love marvel movies disney harry potter GOT and [ANIME]!'' status 😭 SORRY.#I need it to get so popular they release a thistle figure im already saving for just in case. But not marvel funko pop lover popular. 😭

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cosmicrhetoric · 4 months

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the polite society maar dala scene for anyone who hasnt seen it yet. this is brown girl for kys btw

#this is brown girl for i hate my sisters fucking husband but here we are like even without the action plot this is just what it is #they KEPT the og choreo they just made the girls do front kicks during it i love this shit soooo much #me in the theater not even processing the period joke cause the second i heard the music i started yelling. quietly. to jules.#polite society #polite society 2023 #nida manzoor #priya kansara #ritu arya

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sentientsky · 6 months

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guess who actually remembered to take their adhd meds again?? ❤️🥰 (me!!) and guess who's totally 100% definitely going to work on actual stuff they need to get done and totally 100% definitely not go on a pharmaceutical-fueled, hyperfocused meta-analysis of crowley's expressions in the job minisode?? (me oh god i hope it's me pls i can't keep living like this it's been three fucking months)

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zilabee · 1 year

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Ringo’s arrival at the Dakota, with Barbara on his arm, was covered by a phalanx of television cameras and the reporters who’d converged on the scene as soon as news broke of John’s murder.

When they were ushered into the Lennons’ apartment, Yoko only wanted to talk to Ringo; Barbara, she said, should remain in another room.

“I told her, ‘Look, it was you who started all this. We’re both coming in,’” Ringo said. “Barbara and I do everything together.”

People, February 23, 1981 (quoted in Ringo With A Little Help)

#I love this #YOU STARTED IT!#no knowing the tone of voice he actually told this in #if he genuinely called her on it at the time #or if he's just sort of joking about it later #but if he did #say to her 'no you reap what you sow'#right after her husband that she sowed it with has been killed...#oh my god ringo #amazing #I can't even #if that was Paul #that would be the only thing we heard about for ten years #it would be proof of his lack of grief #and his bitchy pettiness #lskjdfoiwjeofisdfsl #I mean being fair #she just wants to talk alone #with one of maybe six or seven people in the world #who really loved her husband #really knew him #but Ringo's like 'well you should have thought about that #when you started all this'#I mean it's sort of touching #because it's just treating her like one of the family #being kind or reasonable with her #would be very alienating #ringo #ringo starr #yoko ono

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itsame-ariana · 2 months

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(kinda sorta)

Life SMP Hadestown AU

//Life SMP Hadestown AU//

Master post for something no one may see.

Idk if this is anything but enjoy

I dunno- this and into the woods is my favorite musicals and I’ve had traffic brain rot for AGESSS and I was finally re-listening to Hadestown and this absolute fever dream of an idea dawned on me during hey little song bird

So yeah. Enjoy?

Here’s the original post when I got this idea

And obvious disclaimer this are all the character versions of these people not the actual people thank you very much for you patience.

ANYWAY

//Life series Hadestown AU//

Eurydice- Jimmy Solidarity ✨the canary✨ you see the vision. This (joke?) is what started this whole thing so.

Orpheus- Still deciding between Scott and Tango

Tango pros:

- They are soulmates

- the goat horns are kinda vaguely like music/an instrument 👀

- ranchers duo is SO SWEET always

- their lives are tethered which in a way fits the story of the show and the myth.

- idk i just like this idea

- why are you still here? It’s over. Go home.

- c!jimmy seems to be on better terms with c!tango than c!scott soooo

Scott pros:

- they were husbands, Jimmy died first tragically (very accurate to original myth)

- THE FLOWER MOTIF- specifically a red flower. It’s just so perfect

- they saw each other in the afterlife

- Scott is always attached to flower husbands which seems fitting

- he likes to sing? Empires musical? I don’t know but it seems like it works

-flower husbands and desert duo have connections (you will see why this is important)

So yeah leaning towards tango for the vibes but leaning towards Scott for actual similarities in plot and such.

(If someone wants to say Joel or someone I will happily hear you out lol)

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Hades and Persephone- c!Grian and c!Scar/desert duo. The characters were once in love and then it grew into a a more bitter relationship. There are lots of potential parallels with Hadestown older lovers and desert duo. Grian and scar also have flower/plant motifs.

Grian as hades- He is a watcher, which seems fitting. Creator of the games seems fitting for god of death and also the industrial foreman Hadestown has. Original winner.

Scar as Persephone- Now that he is a winner, I personally love the idea of him being the earth, which is perfect for the god(dess) of spring. I also think his secret life skins going from green to black is an accidental parallel.

The only real issue with this is I want to incorporate Grian being the sun but that’s contradictory;-;

Hermes- My main idea atm is Martyn. This is mostly because storytelling and lore is very connected to him and his character. Who doesn’t love some eyes and ears AU/lore

I am also considering pearl just because I like that idea, her being the moon and being connected to g and s, etc

And Ren because he is such a storyteller/theater kid

The Fates- I have several ideas for this

-the watchers(and secret keeper.) Obvious reasons

- the other winners

-clethubs because they are a fun/good trio lol

- ren, pearl, Scott (in case I don’t have them as Hermes/orpheus)

- the remaining Evo members: bigb (also he was so creechur in third life ), pearl, and if he’s not Hermes, Martyn (also good since pearl and martyn have won)

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Based on a lot of the plant motifs imagine if instead of a carnation it was a poppy.

I’m very slow with drawing and have never written any kind of fic before but if people like this idea I’d love suggestions for the AU and I’ll definitely make some character designs :)

Character designs/descriptions:

Jimmy coming soon to a theater near you

Other posts for the AU:

Full circle lol

Potential name

How to include both Scott and Tango

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shesalewa · 3 months

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My Roman Empire is 14yro me joking about committing suicide before my mom died because I was too scared to hear or learn about her death, and my mother's response to that was

"Stop saying that. You know the only worst thing that can happen to a parent is their children dying before them."

I still think about that whenever I joke about killing myself.

#ever since i started highschool i started having a joke about killing myself #whenever i got stressed I'd say:#ugh. i wanna die.#of course it's was to make the people around me get used to my dark humor #however i didn't think I'd use it so much thag even i didn't know if it a joke anymore #but from the very start i think my mom knew something was wrong with me #but she never sent me to a therapist nor a psychiatrist. we can't really afford that. not even now.#but she'd find ways to make me. my sister. and brother feel like we have worth.#but when she said that i think she thought that she's failing as a parent #especially because her husband was always absent in raising us #i still joke about killing myself. but i tone it down a bit because i don't want my mom to look at me like that again #it's sad #i dont like the way she stared at me #im probably being dramatic #but ever since then whenever my mom came home tired and stressed #and i wad happy and energized.#i would take half of her negative energy and be sad too

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squirrel-fund · 10 months

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galla-cation #53🏖

This week's @galladrabbles ! Prompt is: "if you yell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." Chosen by the incredible @grumble-fish !!! 🧡

Ketchup HERE

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"Gave up on a lotta shit back then. Felt kinda nice to finally have something I didn't wanna lose."

Ian kisses him softly. "Yeah?"

Mickey nods, biting his lip, a classic sign that something else is floating around in that head of his. "Remember back when I was stayin' with you and your nosey ass family?"

Ian smiles because, yeah, he remembers.

"Debs needed help on a paper for school. Some old white dude who was all about bein' truthful 'n shit. Said if you tell the truth, you don't gotta remember shit. Only truth I really had... was you."

#soft husbands on vacation make me happy #but boy was this tough to figure out for some reason #but i think it works #but if someone could start looking inside my mind so these prompts line up with my ending... that'd be cool #<- that's 95% a joke btw #galladrabbles #gallavich #auds drabbles

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ragingtwilight · 4 months

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i am slowly coming out of my offline mood and i know i am because i actually went through my notifications today lol

however i am avoiding catching up on blogs just yet bc that is a daunting task so i will say hi for now teehee

talk to me, how have y'all been this past month

#i personally have been going fucking bananas coocoo crazy over leshy/lamb #it has overriden narilamb i am not joking LMAO #I WANTED TO MAKE ONE CRACKSHIP FIC AND NOW IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH #RAAAHHHGHGFGG!!!!#i also messed around with an android emulator and started playing my singing monsters again lol #actual banger game. leshy vibes fr #i added msm tracks to his spotify playlist before cracking open the game again lol #plant island go hard on the leshy mix tape #i cant get this fucking freak out of my head #hes chilling in there like a parasite istfg #also been going feral over lethal company. jester i smooch. coil head i smooch.#clips from that game are wild it is so insanely funny to watch ppl play #anyway that's my month lol #OH YEA and i nabbed the youtooz Helob plush bc hes one of my many husbands and i could not resist #im gonna forget all about about it and be sooooo surprised when it comes in half a year later LMAOOO #i have been typing for so long. appointment tmr goodnight teehee #grrr

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genericpuff · 2 months

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girl math is making $670 for the week and then spending $650 of it on a credit card bill and now you're excited because you made a profit of $20 in your bank account and $650 more of free money

#this is a joke i am not excited #i am very much in pain #we cope with laughs #i hate the gauntlet of holidays and special occasions from december through to march #it's christmas then it's new years then it's valentine's and my husband and i's anniversary merged together and then it's my bday #all of that's done with now but both our wallets are hurting lmao #and worse yet i still can't even catch a break because now i need to prepare for conventions and tax season #at least one of those expo's will definitely pay for my taxes #and i'm thankful this year i have three to attend so i get to actually earn money from them LOL #but man the winter season this year was one of the worst i've ever seen for tattooing #it's starting to get a little bit back to normal now but i'm still on edge because it could go back to being dead again at any moment #i got this #i just wish i could breathe lmao

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maystea · 1 year

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The something between us we don't talk about,

It's a normal thing for people in love to question what kind of relationships do they have with the people they have romantic feelings for. And so it's normal when they want something more, something bigger than just watching this person afar and talking like friends and nothing more.

And there are two solutions: confess to the person you like, or bottle your feelings and pretend like relationships between you are enough for you... but pretend doesn't mean be, right?

[ Warning ] : spoilers for episodes seven, eight, eleven, twelve, thirteen.

The discovery of Doh Young-Choon being switched was something very painful for Ga-On since he was convinced: the system is just and will punish the conman; but when something he had to believe into turned out to be a lie, he was stunned and returned home.

Then, after a few days, Yo-Han suggests going back home, and Ga-On doesn't mind. But what he doesn't like is the reason behind his return: Yo-Han excuses himself with Elijah and her being anxious, so Ga-On lowers his eyes and sighs; however, he still comes back with Yo-Han the same evening and even waves at Elijah with a sincere smile on his face.

In the kitchen, Yo-Han's shining like a star on the Christmas tree, while Ga-On’s mood doesn't change much after he figured out who was the Elijah who missed him; he doesn't say anything, as usual discussing with Yo-Han their plans and thoughts while drinking coffee.

Talking about as usual: the ending of episode eight when Ga-On took Yo-Han’s side officially, is another beautiful example of how much the show hides the true motives in emotions instead of saying them out aloud.

Ga-On takes Yo-Han’s side officially, and they’re standing on a bridge both looking at the night version of Seoul; this is when an important conversation takes its beginning: Yo-Han turns back since he was one step ahead, and Ga-On turns his torso to Yo-Han, showing him he’s all ears.

The first phrase is Yo-Han’s “do you regret it?” and Ga-On’s answer of lowering his eyes; and since Yo-Han got to know some Ga-On’s expressions and their meaning by spending countless some time with him, he nods and starts listing advantages of being on his side. Ga-On lifts his eyes at “I’ll promise you one thing,” but pretty soon lowers them again, after not hearing what only he knows he expected in his head.

So while Yo-Han lights up the whole Seoul with his contentment of Ga-On taking his side officially, Ga-On tries to quickly make another reason for him helping Yo-Han. And finds it: fighting with the wrong world; and when Yo-Han accepts it, proudly lifting his head with a satisfied look in his eyes, Ga-On turns back to him for the first time after a while.

And even though officially their agreement was based only on revenge and will to change the wrong world, the first clause of their partnership was them becoming a family; so no wonder they started to act like a married couple — because they were, even though it’s written with invisible ink.

What we else don't see is Ga-On’s reaction to Yo-Han inviting Sun-Ah to their his house in episode eleven. We just see him cooking a whole banquet dinner for a guest and him being ready to interrupt and stop every small hint of flirting between Yo-Han and Sun-Ah.

But when Sun-Ah comments on him blending into this family perfectly, Ga-On starts to literally shine: he widely and sincerely smiles, being all proud and pleased with the fact of him looking like he always was there; but the moment Sun-Ah says she's envious of Yo-Han for being not alone anymore, Ga-On raises his eyes at Yo-Han with a clear sadness in his gaze. His mood drops, and the one moment he smiles after this little talk is when Ms. Ji appears in the kitchen.

Maybe it's when Ga-On understood that being colleagues and taking down the higher-ups together is good and all, but it's not what he wants. Not when it comes to Yo-Han.

Because in the same episode, just a bit later we hear Ga-On's "once this is over, I'll definitely..." when he is with Soo-Hyun in a famous restaurant. He's in a good mood, smiles, and jokes a lot that even Soo-Hyun notices the changes that happened in her friend; and maybe it's the moment Ga-On started to think about his confession to Yo-Han since he already knows when he'll tell him how he feels.

Because Yo-Han’s plans are pretty clearly shown in episode ten, in the scene of Yo-Han building a house of cards right after they caught Doh Young-Choon: he doesn't know how many floors the building will have, but what he’s more interested in is bringing the whole thing down; Ga-On lowers his eyes, thinking about something only he knows.

And when Yo-Han acts as if he’s about to put the house down, Ga-On shudders; Yo-Han says that Ga-On thought he would destroy the whole thing, Ga-On just smiles, proving his assumptions.

Note: even though the original scene didn't look like this, the original script still has Yo-Han saying “(to me) it’d more fun to bring the building down.” So we can assume that even in the original script, Yo-Han still wanted to destroy the house of cards in one movement instead of taking avenge on his enemies slowly.

But Cha Kyung-Hee shoots herself at the end of episode eleven, and the plan starts to fall apart since it lost the main key; then, everything related to Ga-On's sanity falls apart as well. For the first time since episode eight, Ga-On drinks soju. Like he did before he officially took Yo-Han's side and threw all the years of Professor's lectionaries; now he sits all alone, drinking a few bottles and being aggressive towards annoying fans of the show.

Ga-On calmed himself down: he'll wait until Yo-Han finishes his avenge. He'll talk about his feelings after this all will be over; but now, the situation is blurred and unclear, so he attempts to talk about them now, provoking and asking in what kind of monster he turns into. But Yo-Han talks only about their destroyed plans, so Ga-On’s gaze fades, even though a minute ago it was full of hope.

So the second Yo-Han starts to say that Ga-On had to cut Soo-Hyun out of his life to save the world, the decision is already made. But when Soo-Hyun starts to say that she doesn't care about what is right and what is wrong; when she talks about how she only needs him, he hears the words he wanted to hear from Yo-Han a few days ago.

The outcome we see in Soo-Hyun's case is Ga-On kissing her and her being shocked by his actions and not responding to it in any way; the outcome in Yo-Han's case is Ga-On taking away Yo-Han's hand from his shoulder and claiming that Soo-Hyun is his world, leaving pretty soon afterward.

— As in addition : the confession scene in episode thirteen... the whole speech was made for Yo-Han from the very beginning. He might have changed some parts of it to match their relationships with Soo-Hyun but the most important parts and words were all meant for Yo-Han.

First, the way how his expression when he says he wants to like her forever and that he was scared he would ruin everything is so similar to the one he had in episode ten when he was defending Yo-Han. The same smile, the same warmth in the eyes which quickly vanishes the moment he talks about their friendship in particular and him not wanting to be alone.

Second... as it was noted in @b612sunsets's gifset, the confession pretty well describes their relationships with Yo-Han, fitting in perfectly.

#this poor post went through so much oh god #like imagine it was written last NOVEMBER #it's already a year if it was in my drafts a little longer maybe it would start talk and walk on its own #the point of this post is lost and not found #joking (partly) because i will need it to prove my point later #and i wanted to share the details i noticed #it's okay if you have another point of view!! we're just sharing our thoughts <3 #excuse the quality it was made on a phone oh god #and excuse any mistakes because apparently grammarly says i dont know english #which i dont doubt lol but in this case its my writing style #kim ga on #kang yo han #lawful husbands #the devil judge

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oldfangirl81 · 5 months

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Happy 7 Year Anniversary to my spay!

I did not know until today my surgeon was later forced out because she was too much of an activist for LGBTQ issues. That's one reason I liked her. I'd never seen gyn forms that were designed for everyone's comfort.

In the waiting room of her office were binders of health information specifically to queer folks, on top of the typical information. She was a gynecologist oncologist surgeon who treated the tough cases. I have no doubt her skills are why mine was successful. Because of my previous surgeries I was a complicated case, so mine was just Endometriosis but I was still sent to her.

Less than 6 months after the surgery I was off daily fentanyl and norco for the first time in 12 years.

#endometriosis #medical stuff #hysterectomy #also the spay is a joke that started when I volunteered at the animal shelter #a jerk doc said no because my fictional future husband might want kids #my friends jokes about protesting with signs that said spay rachel now

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theflirtmeister · 6 months

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if there are deleted scenes of hoffman on the saw x bonus features then i will genuinely eat the dvd

#im not even joking i'll start chewing the plastic casing of the case #saw franchise #saw x #THREE HOURS OF BONUS FEATURES?#i need to see my fat mouthed husband

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