#this story is gonna be great i know it

[jazeswhbhaven]

That's What You Get When You Eat a Mandrake~ (Beel Butt L-Card Story: Ch.1) *React 2*

S t o p

Be sure to check out Part 1 of this react first ->

If you've already checked it out you're good to go ^^

So we left off on Beel, Dong-hyung and MC making it back to the palace after walking through Avisos. MC is very much still drunk asf.

But our cute bby did it!! He carried MC all the way back and Beel is impressed so-

So Beel pulled down DonBear's pants lmao and left a tattoo on his booty that says 'cute' lol So now we know how Beel 'tattoos' he uses magic to do it. (kinda reminds me of that Misfits episode...)

And here this is how I realize that getting a tattoo from Beel is the highest honor. Also we do know DonBear is of age because he was at the bar in the first place, but perhaps he just didn't earn the piercing just yet because there are a lot of citizens of Avisos to go through...I'm sure some of them don't have a piercing yet.

hehehehehe

Awh that would be cute, imagine DonBear being the future king of Gluttony? (Though I wonder if Bael would be like...uh maybe let's not say that even though he needs a damn break lol)

Even when MC went back to Gehenna he was still poking around wondering when he'd see them again T^T and he crafted the booty chocolates in the idea of MC's butt that's just amazing to me. (also he's an ass guy confirmed then)

But but but-

So I jumped ahead a bit in the last react post it seems they didn't' drag him along with them until AFTER the flashback ^^;

But still a hundred doctors??? Damn I wish I had that many at my call when I get sick like dang help (mammon would probs get me doctors, the best care around or I could just see Morax <3)

This is the part where I'm like, dang what would that do to MC if they ate it???

Again then why the fuck were ppl putting it in the chocolate omg, MC was literally about to eat like a box or two T^T (which I mean maybe it does nothing in small quantities but still)

But I can't help but not feel sorry for Beel he didn't have to eat all those boxes like a jealous heathen lol

BAEL PLEASE

So it's explained that if he doesn't get the antidote that it will consume his mind and make it troubled and Beel is just like "Yeah uh my friend is fucking dense so will there be any difference?"

Pls. The shade.

So Beel didn't hit him because of what he said about his mind, but because-

Our bitey horni king of Gluttony is fucking scared of needles I cannot.

This is just really funny seeing as how he seemingly isn't really afraid of anything but that.

He really doesn't want that shot lol

They ask MC though if they're willing to give him the shot and I'm sitting over here like...

(I have to sometimes help my roommate with their T-shots so...I kinda know what I'm doing/ they also don't like needles btw so this has been a ride for the household)

So everyone leaves the room so MC and Beel can discuss this and right off the bat I feel that MC is me here too because I'd say the same shit "That's what you get, Beel. Now look at you."

NOPE NOPE You don't get to grrrrrr at me >:( you got one more time to growl

*shakes my finger* Don't you dare....bad devil...bad boy!

ULTIMATUM TIME. Because yeah if we're gonna be childish and growling and shit, let's get real I ain't coming back. I'm staying in Gehenna and ordering Satan to kick you out on sight >:(

So it seems the threat made him serious, because he pulls down his pants (lmaooo he was like damn it's like that then...)

and phew the description of his ass

Huh, I wonder what MC is watching then because man sometimes there's some nice booty in porn *shrug* BUT I DIGRESS this is MC's universe lmao

I just know we've seen his pale non tanned booty on that card and it's nice. I'm trying to decide if Mammon's is better though cause it's got that badoonk round thing going for it...hmmmmm

(sidebar: on his attacker card I wanna be in that club seeing how his butt flexes and moves when he fucks because-) ahem

moving onnnnn :D

Same MC. Same.

So he's not gonna do the shot for free. He has bad memories. Hm.... I'm sure we will know more about that later. Possibly something bad involving angels is a high reason why he hates shots.

Oh???? So we're gonna have to distract him then....

This is gonna get hot...like really hot, and it's probably gonna take me forever to unlock the unholy board because I'm f2p lmaooo I'll just partake in the spoilers when they pop up btw there is a weird bug that I'm not sure they fixed yet for this card's unholy board. Most aren't able to proceed and some aren't able to use his ultimate either. BUT in conclusion: Beel was being an ass and now his ass in on the line. Lol I bet you he won't even remember or care about this once he gets the shot. No accountability will still eat any gift anyone gives MC in the future no matter what. But as always thank you for sitting in on another react by your lovely admin. I am now going to finish that Bael oneshot and gear up for a full Valentine's day of Beel for you all. -your lovely admin ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)

#whb #whb beelzebub #what in hell is bad #whb spoilers #L card spoilers #unholy board story #whb dong hyun #this story is gonna be great i know it

[inkiedraws]

"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"

I didn't intend for this to be a full comic, which is why it just kinda ends. Sowwy

#one piece #monkey d luffy #donquixote doflamingo #trafalgar law #i've been too nice to dofy so im gonna draw him suffering #dofy feels insulted and takes out his annoyance on the ptsd victim #also really loving trebol being the manipulator and then being like “hey this kid is alright!” then becoming the manipulated himself #him turning into a weird enabling father figure without ever intending to is great #but oda intentionally made him so gross an unappealing bc HE KNOWS he can get away with it bc the story is so good #and i hate him for it #anyway dressrosa's a good arc

[1driedpersimmon]

I made Sesame and Sid break up as a joke but then I thought it’d be even funnier if I made a whole drama story thing out of it so here we are (my insane person doodles and notes)

(Also drk quest feels… I played lv 70 a bit ago and was absolutely screaming)

Also full name reveal for Sesame hehe! That is Saaral before he arrived in Eorzea and before he became “Sesame”!

#ff #ffxiv #he doesn’t go by Saaral anymore tho he’s like the only person that’d know the name now anyways #sesame #Sidurgu #anyways if u saw me post this already no u didn’t #ahem #also yes sidurgu sesame drama #I’m having a lot of fun I think they should argue a little too it’s gonna be great and dramatic #yum!! #mm…. I really wanna know the rest of the drk story but I don’t wanna spoil myself so… we shall see.

[obihoe]

naruto in that waterfall scene truly was like. the villagers have shunned me all my life and now they love me but its all fake cuz they just love me for what i have done to protect the village i HATE those fuckers, they can shove their autograph requests up their dumb asses and then he is like. well i got the solution. to solve all this hatred. to dissolve it and cure it. i'll just keep trying to become who they want me to be, if i manage to be the person THEY want me to be, they will love me and i'll keep their approval. this is the solution to all my problems ^_^ and then he like, hugs his dark self and it dissolves and the whole thing is done its like sfdfdgdgfs. okay, way to repress ur own feelings and do the exact same thing that youve already Been doing all ur life so far LOL. literally victim-blaming ur own self for what others have put u thru but alright. 👍

#naruto #posts #takes that are news to literally nobody here but yeah .. #its like 'i just have to be strong and be positive ^_^ just like that killer bee guy' #which like yeah cool that killer bee kept his cool all this time and just remained chipper but still. #its not his and neither naruto's fault that he was hated and ostracized all this time. lol #it shouldnt be Their responsibility to just be cool with it. and/or make it better #ANYWAY. this is all obvious but yeah #i also do have to say i kind of like the way killer bee's story of how he grew up was presented. nevertheless #cuz he's just like yo yo yo check out these cool rhymes 😎😎 while everyone throws like tomatoes at him or smth. asfsfdgds #like he just cannot be bothered #even when motoi his friend opens up to him abt hsving tried to murder him (which is like huh?? okay. youre scared #of the eight tails so youre just gonna ATTACK his jinchuuriki? w a silly little kunai as well like okay???) #anyway but his friend tells him he secretly hated him and wanted him gone and he's like whatever man 😎 give me ur fist #we are best bros forever like sfsdsfsfs #its kinda cool i think. like u COULD maybe frame this as 'ppl are going to treat u however they choose but if u just stick to urself #and know who u are. u have worth independent of them. believe in ur own strength cuz youre FUCKING cool and youre YOU #nobody can take that away from u. even if they throw eggs at u' or smth then that would be great!! #but no its framed more as 'well u just have to keep being nice and take it and believe that u can become better #so that they will love u' ... which is :[ like naruto bbygirl fuck those villagers .. u are worthy no matter what they say #ANYWAY. lol #killer bee

[alliaskisthepossibilityoflove]

You know what? Buck also deserves to experience what a good, loving reciprocal relationship looks like and feels like. I'm Buddie endgame, always, but I want them both to be READY damnit, and Buck’s track record up to now has been him bending himself out of shape to be whatever he thinks his partner needs. And the way they are writing Tommy? Like, he's grown so damn much from his Chimney/Hen begins days. He knows HIMSELF, he ACCEPTS himself and he doesn’t need Evan (love love love that he calls Buck Evan BTW!) to be anything but a baby bi. He knows the job, so he's not running, as far as we know he doesn’t need emotional support, he has his career and they are COMPATIBLE, and he's already seen Buck at his worst, most petty and he KISSED HIM ABOUT IT!!!!! and also I will die on this hill, nobody try sway me, he knows he himself is not Buck’s forever and he's absolutely cool with that. So Buck can have a nice, just NICE AND EASY relationship, figure out what he likes in a partner, how to solve conflicts like an adult, experience being appreciated for EXACTLY WHO HE IS - and when the time is right, be exactly the kind of partner and father he WANTS to be for his forever FAMILY

#911 spoilers #911 meta #buck x tommy #Baby bi Buck #evan buckley #tommy kinard #Also I just realized I didn't write it in the text and don't feel like figuring out where to fit in so rambling in the tags it is #Tommy is friends with Buck’s friends #But also crucially he is friends - special friends - with Eddie #He knows Buck’s place in Eddie's life and he's not gonna challenge that or resent that because they both like Eddie ridiculously much #Now how that's gonna play out on Eddie’s end I have no idea #But I trust the writers and showrunners and actors to give us a great story that respects these characters #because nobody loves Buddie more than Ryan and Oliver

[fandomaddict505]

I DID IT!!!!

I AM FUCKING EMOTIONAL

#anyways time to start dual destinies 👀 #now we get into the games i know very very little about #cause honestly i knew the broadstrokes of aj from fanfiction #i absolutely adored it if that wasnt obvious #it was a delight #the character writing was great #the music is phenomenal as always in aa #the sprite design was also excellent as per normal #the story on this one was so fucking fascinating #okay im gonna start the next one #im so excited to learn stuff about athena! #basically all i know is what widget does #aj:aa live blog #ace attorney #apollo justice #phoenix wright #ema skye #trucy wright #klavier gavin #kristoph gavin #mr hat #im not tagging all the witnesses in the collage sorry

[dinitride-art]

Oh fucking- Mike’s been looking for Will this entire time. He didn’t find him in season one. He found El. Brb gotta write an essay.

#I’ve connected the dots- you didn’t connect shit- I’ve connected them #I think I’ve figured out what I’ve been trying to write for months #trying to figure out a way to write this without rewatching all of stranger things #but… things aren’t looking great for me #it’s probably good to revisit the source material at this point #even if I have a concerning amount of it memorized #okay. #I’ve got something here #well- I knew I had the evidence I just didn’t know why yet #I write essays backwards fun fact about me #gather all the evidence and figure it out later #I’m just running through my mental archives of the story lol #okay. alright. okay. #this essay’s probably gonna take me a good while #but that’s not a bad thing. #also I know this sounds kinda obvious but there’s more to it than I can explain- without and essay #I’m missing other pieces to this #I know I am #but 2/3 is a pretty good start #beginning- Will goes missing middle- mike looks in the wrong direction end- mike finds Will #that’s the story? #maybe? #I’m in the brainstorming phase #wait no- that’s it. those three things. that’s why I’m missing the third piece! #I haven’t seen it yet. #I don’t want to have an entire section of it be speculation though. #that’s for the conclusion #but… I’ll figure something out

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

I’m watching the princess and the frog and god damn it why don’t they do 2D animation anymore. Why don’t they do princess romances anymore. Disney please. Please I’ll do anything.

#actually crying as I watch it like ‘THEY LOVE EACH OTHWR SO MUCH OH GOD’ #it’s SO GOOD #it’s beautiful. it’s so romance. #I know they did elemental last year but you know it was a fairly basic romance as far as the love story part goes #I mean don’t get me wrong the racism allegory and the inter generational trauma discussions were great! #I just wish (haha) wish was a love story with the star boy like they were gonna have :( #ALSO 2D I MISS YOU 2D DISNEY #I DONT CARE ABOUT PHOTOREALISM #or they need to get silly with it like the 2000s with brother bear and bolt you know

[identityquest]

lizzie get two wolves 👍

#strato.txt #oil painting #wip #im worried ive unbalanced the composition w the second one on the right tho... its so much closer to the edge #ugh whatever. aunt lizzie is the focus here #i wish i knew what she actually looked like this is just cobbled together from general features of my family #solid build... dark curly hair... bigass ears. she could be one of my cousins. she could be me #ok rq im gonna lay out the story in the tags for anyone who hasnt seen the previous lizzie art #my great-something aunt lizzie was disabled and couldnt walk very well and she died young #she wanted to see the second floor of the farm house real bad but no one ever carried her up there and she died before seeing it #they buried her in a long white dress somewhere down at the creek. we dont know where her graves lost unfortunately #the night she was buried something wearing a white dress walked into the house and up the stairs and disappeared #and sometimes you can hear her down around the creek screaming #somewhere along the line wolves got mixed into the imagery for me #my uncle told me a story about another 'white thing' that was wolfish and would jump on cars #so i just assumed lizzie was a werewolf my whole life #anyways. i think her staying after she died was a manifestation of her desire for autonomy. maybe #maybe if shed had modern accommodations she wouldnt have felt the need to stick around. or maybe she would have idk #either way i think death afforded her control over her own desires in a way she hadnt experienced before #and i think thats why she still hangs around the creek #i hope she would like this. maybe ill take it down there and leave it out for a night when its finished so she can see

[oifaaa]

If you had to choose to go on a date with Lois lane, poison ivy, Harley Quinn, or catwoman. Who would you choose

Lois Lane tho sadly I don't think she'd enjoy it much considering she has superman at home and how the fuck am I meant to compete with that

#ask #anon #but also these options arnt great #im gonna end up dead with either ivy or harley #or robbed by selina #at least lois will treat me right the one night i have her #also side note funny story #you know that anon from yesterday #turns out it may have been multiple anons all in one anon trench coat #as i have now had a couple douzen asks all claiming to be french anon #and a good few of them have been contradicting the others #also with one in particular whos just been sending me pick up lines

[wavebiders]

Thinking about how most of the time when you have the option to stay quiet during a companion quest you get approval for letting them handle it and sometimes even get disaproval for talking over them

And then with Shadowheart's quest speaking up with Viconia not only gives a +5(while *keep silent* gives nothing) but also if you don't do that she will look genuinely scared when Viconia asks you to hand her over

#girl just wants someone to love her and stand up for her😭 #I've been choosing to stay silent for all my pt's since I'm so used to letting the companions handle their own quests #so I always get the scared look at Viconia's offer #which is heartbreaking but makes perfect sense #she's spent most of her life being used and abused by her caretakers whose love was so desperate for #of course when confronted with that trauma she's gonna have a moment of doubt in regards to the person she loves now #but turns out just standing up for her beforehand cuts that panic short! #anyway I just think it's a very interesting character detail that having someone vocally have her back #is more important than leading the confrontation herself #bg3 #shadowheart #also not to get overly self-indulgent #but you know that one poem about how to the author being butch means this feeling of chivalry towards other girls? #that feeling is part of why this romance works so well for me #Shadowheart isn't weak and she is the hero of her own story #but you do kinda get to be her knight in shining armor so to speak you know? #larian did a great job of balancing that with still making sure she has enough agency and stands on her own #and without ever making it feel like the romance is mainly geared towards men #I appreciate that

[zorphie]

!!!!!! hello im officially starting a wizard101 + pirate101 webcomic series thing. Help. :] extra rambling in the tags

#wizard101 #w101 #HI YALL OMG IM SO NERVOUS BUT EXCITED LOL 😭😭😭😭😭 #this story is one of my biggest projects and its gonna be veryyyyy long. so. breakdances #this is not a complete retelling of the game btw #also not completely spoiler free idk #im willing to answer any questions about it as long as it isn't too spoilery..? #what happened to once upon a time hi hello welcome to ravenwood. I know.. things will get normal later I promise #i want to update this whenever i can but updayes will be slow I just wanted to finally syart it #there will be povs switching between the pirates and wizards btw! #uhhhh also! if anyone can send me pics of cool ranch and valencia #for background reference purposes #THAT WOULD B GREAT TY! #zorphie spiralverse comic #might as well make a tag too lmao #pirate101 #p101 #EDIT: I SOMEHOW FORGOY TO TAG PIRATE LOLBYE #oc: harper #oc: xylia #oc: cas #oc: koda #oc: amari

[rayeverydangday]

I kinda wish there were more Chima fanfics then just rewrites of the show and ninjago crossovers

#I’ve just been thinking because I think you can do so much with these guys #and it feels like people gotta rewrite the whole show in order to #like yeah I know the shows not great but we’re gonna have to live with that #just write something other then the same plot beats in a different format #write a human coffee shop au #write a creepypasta or grim dark with them #do a star crossed lovers story where they go to the moon! #be cringe with these animal people! #and also more interesting ninjago crossover aus #idk I never could get into an au where chima and ninjago crossed over #tho now it could happen so I won’t have to yay #don’t kill me for saying any of this plz #ray rambling #legends of chima #ninjago #lego chima #lego legends of chima #lego #chima #lego ninjago

[kissmefriendly]

Listening to The Amelia Project in 2017: Oh haha what a fun take on an office comedy! A death faking business, this is hilarious!

Listening to the Amelia Project in 2023: Death is inescapable, we will always leave behind those we love and be left behind, we do the best with the time we have and it is never enough, our stories will always outlive us so long as there is someone to tell them after we cannot

#I’m fuckin #I just #and it was a GRADUAL transition! #it wasn’t a fun sitcom with a hard transition into heartbreaking drama it naturally evolved! #don’t get me wrong it’s still very funny!! #but in a very bittersweet way #I’ve been describing season 5 as the hospice season #I feel like a CNA at a hospice home care listening to one of my patients tell me all their stories #and it’s great because have you ever really sat down with someone who KNOWS they’re dying and they tell you their whole life? #from the most traumatic experiences imaginable to the happiest days of their lives?? #what the FUCK Amelia Project how did you get that so right?? #how did you capture that unique feeling that privileged moment of listening to someone’s story while they’re on their death bed? #IN ONE SHOW??? #im gonna cry #the amelia project

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Every bookbinding tutorial i found online: "DO NOT TRY THE COPTIC STITCH AS A BEGINNER ITS TOO ADVANCED"

Me who has only bound one book before and used a completely different method: "ehh it can't be that hard"

2 hours later

.....I was right. Its not that hard.

#its technically slightly wrong cuz i dont have signatures #im just doing one folded piece of paper at a time #which does take longer #but i was expecting that #doing actual signatures would have a. been way too thick cuz im using watercolor paper and getting them to lay flat wouldve been annoying #and also i wouldve had to pay a lot more attention to how the pages were actually laid out #and this project was already kinda overwhelming without that added in #im also combining methods a bit cuz im also gonna glue the spine with wood glue for extra support #and i also dont want the stitching to be visible #every tutorial was also like ''coptic stitch is great for exposed stitching!!!'' like cool story. not why im using it. gonna cover that shit #also finding one that wasnt in video form AND actually showed everything i needed to know was completely impossible apparently #i needed to know how to attach a fresh string when i run out cuz i always struggle with that in any sewing project #and generally need a refresher each time #and all the written ones were just like ''just make sure your string is long enough before hand!!! but not so much that it becomes #tangled!!!'' bitch im making a much thicker book than you. i cannot just use ONE string. it b #absolutely WILL become tangled if i make it long enough to finish the binding in one go. #yall are WEAK #my book is 3 times thicker than yours #i need to know how to attach a fresh string #the video tutorials cover that but i had to fast forward through most of it #im running out of steam for tonight (hence why im here and not working on it) so ill be finishing this tomorrow #was hoping to get this part done over the weekend but i ended up not getting a lot of the writing done on friday as i intended #cuz i ended up having to play tech support for my friend so she could update her sims mods

[inamindfarfaraway]

I love the “it would solve all of the kingdom’s problems if we just made everyone a princess!” joke from Twisted, because it’s the perfect representation of the Princess’s character. ‘Making everyone a princess’ sounds stupid. ‘Princess’ is a specific, gendered individual title to start with, and taken at face value, it just seems like she’s saying just bestowing a royal title on everyone without actually changing anything about societal structures would magically force everyone to treat each other as equals, or as she puts it, “be nice”. She’s inarticulate. It’s a very immature and simplistic phrasing.

But then you realize that Ja’far never let her fully explain this idea before dismissing it, so she could have worked out the legal logistics of effecting real practical change - and during her reign she evidently does, since the policy successfully ensures all citizens are treated equally.

And then you realize why it’s so successful. ‘Making everyone a princess’ really just means recognizing that everyone innately deserves as much respect, kindness and autonomy as a member of royalty. That’s exactly what the Magic Kingdom needs. This is a country with an absolute monarchy, rampant political corruption, stark socioeconomic division, an excessively cruel legal system and widespread literal slavery when she inherits it. She gets rid of all of those problems because she refuses to compromise on basic ethics! Politicians, employers, landlords, law enforcement, prison staff, family members - nobody is allowed to mistreat their princess. You can’t financially exploit your princess. You can’t discriminate against your princess. You can’t deny your princess control over the governing of her country. You can’t own her as property. You can’t deny her proper legal representation. The implementation may glossed over, but the concept is sound!

In the beginning this character said “I just want to be free so badly! You slaves could never understand this feeling!” At the end she enshrines in law that human rights are universal, fundamental and inalienable and sovereignty resides in the people, i.e. the foundation of modern democracy.

#you know what that is? growth #have i said that i love twisted? #‘cause i do #and i love the princess! #‘you are kind and that’s enough’ it really is huh #i really want a fanfic about her just-post canon learning to live with ruling the kingdom and not having slaves anymore #and getting into the nitty-gritty of her revolutionary reforms #all while coming to terms with her grief for ja’far #like her canon arc was great but there’s so much to explore of how she goes forward afterward #am i gonna have to write it? #starkid twisted #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #twisted