#those are probably obvious

[nebulousboops]

so uh. what if homestuck was ace attorney

I had so much fun making these designs you guys have no idea

basically, dad egbert is the main lawyer (we'll call him jonah for now) and john/june and jade are his weird girl assistants. his main rival prosecutor guy is mom lalonde (we'll call her roxanne), her weird girls being rose and dave.

I feel like the kids are like 16-18 now just because that feels in line for ace attorney, but jonah and roxanne are the same age

#homestuck #dad egbert #dad crocker #mom lalonde #john egbert #june egbert #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #I did have certain weird girl inspirations for the beta kids #those are probably obvious #no I didn't make dad and mom the main rivals because I love them way too much. shut up #also mom looks so much like an ace attorney prosecutor already. I barely had to change her design. #homestuck attorney au

[filibusterfrog]

What do the eye sizes mean for Monty? Is it like a cat? I don’t know that much about birds

#monty tag #croaks #this probably applies to all birds but male ekkies have a two-toned iris thats black around the pupil #(the pinning probably applies to all birds the two toned iris is probably an evolutionary thing to woo the ladies #so its really really obvious when theyre pinning #i think some types of birds of paradise do something similar where it looks like theyll change the colour of their eyes #when actually theyre just pinning really quickly #gotta get those sweet honeys

[oneluckydragon]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.

Bonus pet-name edition:

(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)

Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.

#dusknoir he is dying pls for the love of god just give him the heal seed already #i headcanon that grovyle starts to call dusknoir just “noir” simply because it's less effort but dusknoir is legitimately touched by it #he's never had a nickname before so he cried happy tears for only 2 hours after this interaction #celebi thinks noir's drama over the entire thing is very funny so she starts calling him “beloved” even more and he has a meltdown #and dusknoir being a literal functional storage unit is my favorite thing he is so good at HOLDING stuff for his BF and GF #he carries water bottles and snacks for them like a total mom when they go exploring #(he got the habit after hanging out w/ echo and sora. those are his kids so of course he's gonna have treats!!!) #what's in the void you ask??? who knows probably a pocket universe or the elusive pmd2 remake #i had way too much fun drawing this is it obvious? #and i really like the new brush i've been using lately so i'm happy #also first comic i put decent effort into!!!! yay #actaeonshipping #future trio #dusknoir #grovyle #celebi #pmd #pmd2 #pmd eos #explorers of sky #my art #tw blood

[specterthief]

ah dungeon meshi

#fandom: dungeon meshi #shitpost #mine #farcille #that one kui doodle sheet where marcille's like 'those are men's clothes!?' at the stuff falin looks chill in #and 'you look so cute!' at falin being embarrassed/uncomfortable in really fem stuff #and her being upset at the drawing of falin with short hair #though that one was probably more for the fact that it makes it really obvious that falin really does look just like laios asfhjk

[iindigoeyed]

i imagine felix explained to kagami that he was transmasc and she was like "you can do that? really?!" and then felix lent them his old binder and well, you get it.

bonus:

#miraculous ladybug #kagami tsurugi #felix fathom #felix graham de vanily #feligami #miraculous fanart #trans #kagami is also wearing his pants too ehehe #probably doesn't own any bc strict mother :( so she had to borrow his #my kagami is agender btw! they/she pronouns #This is so SO self indulgent. i have no regrets. Enjoy. #i hope you like t4t feligami. you will be seeing a LOT of it from me. #they are very precious to meee <333 #please nobody mention how terrible those pants are. I hated every moment of shading them. #god i am so sick of looking at this. Sorry for any obvious mistakes. i am very tired. i have been working on this for 3 days #tumblr please dont ruin my image quality i worked very hard for those crisp colors i'll cry #EDIT quietly fixes the panel where felix's sleeve is missing......... #indigarts

[glassygate]

The thing I kinda love about dp x dc crossover fics are all the ways people explain why Justice League never attempted to help Amity Park with their ghost problem.

This point, the ones I have seen are (in no particular order)

1. People tried to contact JL, but they thought it to be a prank call

For some reason this variation almost always blames Green Lanter (Hal or Guy) for this. I have also seen couple where Flash took the blame or some “non-hero” workers Watchtower has.

2. People tried to contact JL, but GIW-Vlad-Tucker are blocking the info to keep  heroes from finding out.

Once saw a version where Justice League Dark was hiding Amity from non magical heroes.

3.No-one tried to inform League and since no one believes in ghosts, Amity Park’s weirdness was just an urban legend and/or it was thought to be some kind of gimmick to attract tourists.

4.Danny’s accident happend before Justice League was even a thing and he become active around the same time as Batman and Superman started their careers.

5. The League has made Amity “DO-NOT-ENTER!!” zone and never informed Amity Park about this. 

You would think they would let at least let the Mayor (Vlad or the one before) know, but I have never seen people to hint they were contacted.

6.League knows about the situation but they don’t want to step on Phantom’s toes. Usually this includes them thinking Phantom is an ancient being and not a teenager.

7. Justice League knows and they did send someone to check if Phantom wanted help.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #please add more I missed #my personal favourite is probably Danny is same hero gen as Bat/Superman #but for obvious reasons those are in minority #can't have mentor hero if they are just as new as you are #from the other ones... #maybe 'JL knows but thinks Phantom has everything under control as he has been hero for centuries' #tumblr seems to be messing up the list so sorry about the wall of text... #let's see if edit helped...

[mumblesplash]

one convenient thing about this site is that most changes to the collective sense of humor are announced via a series of viral posts in which our resident killjoys unceremoniously declare a joke to be "over" and "never funny in the first place", something they have usually been trying to do since the moment they caught wind of the latest festivities but generally don't succeed in until the novelty has worn off among our largest demographic: people who are terrified of being cringe.

at first glance this seems like an obvious recipe for toxicity, but fortunately we also have a healthy population of passionate Things Enjoyers balancing this out, and the hater to creator ratio has achieved a relatively stable state ever since the twitter exodus of 2017 shocked the platform into an ecosystem reset.

the real question is whether this balance is resilient enough to adjust for an influx of new users fleeing both twitter AND reddit in rapid succession. the lack of detrimental impact so far is certainly promising, but residents in particularly vulnerable parts of the site ('respectable' fandoms, discourse-prone mutual circles, people with strong feelings about taylor swift, etc.) are advised to take precautionary measures in the coming weeks

#mumbling #why is my default presentation style 'weather report' i don't even watch those things #'reddit advisory: please remain in your lane and shelter in place until further notice' #ok but fr has anyone else noticed the fandoms for Good tm media tend to be like ridiculously fragile #my theory as to why is probably obvious but it's still kinda interesting

[xbuster]

タクト口上妄想 by @yushi_Ma1 ※Translated and typeset by me

#wonderful precure! #wonderful precure #precure #komugi inukai #iroha inukai #yuki nekoyashiki #mayu nekoyashiki #another layer of the joke is probably that the obvious chant for mayu is 'riri-riri' (lily lily) but mayu's stupid #obviously those notes above the chants weren't originally there #but i felt like i needed to show that 'fure-fure' actually DOES mean something #since japanese doesn't have a direct equivalent to the 'hu' sound they use the same sound as the one for 'fu' so 'hooray' sounds like 'fure #and 'rin-rin' is meaningless #so i just put notes over 'wan-wan' and 'nyan-nyan' for consistency even though they're more well-known

[wisteriagoesvroom]

i fully support your maxoscar thoughts

*long sigh*

🌞 day version: max v and oscar, two of the company’s most talented devs, are put together on a project to launch a new product in a timeframe that other people have said is “impossible”. the whole team expects fireworks, but it turns out the two of them are just really good at their jobs. they have a brutally efficient 30 minute daily standup with the team and everyone works super hard but smart and it’s clinically excellent. like. the industry has never seen such a painless and efficient build before. also they are the most aggressive demonstrators of end of day clean desk policy. oscar only has a single potted plant on his. max has only pictures of his two cats in minimal black photo frames. they both use wet wipes aggressively.

🌚 after dark version:

the same thing, but lando and charles start to get jealous about the time max and oscar are spending together. to the point where other people notice and comment. and also oscar and max talk in unintelligible programming shorthand and have too many in jokes. so then, after hours, oscar and max discuss what they should do about this. having run through waterfall scenarios and decision trees of all possible options, both of them blurt out, at exactly the same time:

“foursome?”

#maxoscar #verstapiastri #is that the tag?? I never spell it right #ok wait— #verstapstri #background landoscar #background lestappen #wiz.HCs #the obvious answer to four attractive men in an rpf scenario is obviously: #polyamory #dare to dream y’all #but will you catch me writing it? probably not because it’s too annoying to Tetris all those limbs together #wiz.brainrot

[artfulbassoon]

You can count on me to be late to trends (ft my Secret Life Lizzie design that only one other living person has seen with their own two eyes) 👍

#evil art style challenge #ldshadowlady #secret life #slsmp #lizzie ldshadowlady #there's probably more i could list but those are the obvious ones #i think #craig art

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i feel like im obligated to remind everyone that the time we see the characters spend with saiki on screen isnt the ONLY time they spend together,,, i just see a lot of people take their screen time very literally and assume that this is the case despite it being heavily implied that it isnt, and im not entirely sure why but i can guess that it may be because of the assumption that saiki genuinely hates his friends (i do also see people doing this with specific characters they dont like or that they have a specific agenda for, which i think is them being like "i feel a certain way about them, therefore saiki the narrator who gave me all the information that made me feel this way about them must not like them" which i dont really have a problem with (its just an hc) until they start arguing with people that their hc is the only right answer and saiki canonically hates that person or is only around them when forced to be LOL)

yumehara and teruhashi immediately recognize "kurikos" eating manner as saikis despite us never seeing him eat in front of them, kaido + nendo + kuboyasu bribe saiki for his homework with coffee jelly because they know hes obsessed with it despite us seeing no on-screen reason for them to know that (we do see a bit later that he walks home with them every day and he stares at coffee jelly every single time though LOL), and mera talks about saiki spending a lot of money at her workplace despite us only seeing her and him there at the same time once before..

saiki does not succeed at avoiding them, and in fact is probably not even trying to most of the time LMAO he loves those idiots. dearly.

the people i see the least true implications of him spending off-screen time with are actually, weirdly enough, the other two psychics. this doesnt necessarily mean to take that at face value and assume he DOESNT spend as much time with them, but its interesting i feel... please correct me if im wrong though cuz i would love to see more examples of these kinds of implications, for any characters actually!

#the thing about people doing this with specifically characters they dislike or just have a certain agenda they like to preach for them- #can come off as very silly at times although i dont rlly see too much of an issue with it cuz like i said its just personal interpretation #its just that sometimes its. very obvious. #people do it with nendo which.. is just funny cuz saiki canonically walks home with him and kaido every single day #and probably MOST of those days they go out to eat together #that little trio + sometimes kuboyasu spend SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER #anywayyy i honestly do think kusuo makes more of a real attempt to avoid the other psychics #not because he doesnt like them but because. they know him. yk what i mean ? #theyre the only people he can go to for help when he needs it and he TRUSTS them but at the same time or even BECAUSE of that- it scares hi #m #thats a wholeee other conversation though im just providing exposition #and i could be wrong #just a thought just a comment just a theory just a headcanon just a concern #someone tell me !! give me examples if u have any pleaseee !! #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[daphnalia]

i have made so many drawings of yeet and killa and the worst part is that NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEM ARHEHAA🗣️🗣️💥

but anyways when have i ever cared about that

#killa redisigb we stay winning!! #i just didnt wanna draw that sorta jacket her old design had.. so #i have more for the record #these are the finished ones #dndads #dungeons and daddies #yeet bigly #killa demall #i heart them #shoutout to those two people who saw these before i posted them u know who u are💥 #and shoutout to zillylilguyz whos one of the people i just mentioned and got me completely cooked on the mtf/ftm killa and yeet #i am on such a posting roll today!! thats so crazy dude #second post todya #oh yeah btw this is probably not thwm as twelve year olds if it wasnt obvious #idk i dont know how to draw kids #actuallt i just realised i think i might be drawing yeet with an eyepatch in the wrong eye.. #who careeesss

[nunalastor]

About the blood, it's just a stylistic choice.

Stolas's blood is black, but his blush is red.

👀

#angel blood #nunalastor asks #hazbin hotel #tbh part of me feels like they started caring about it more later #and i remember seeing the storyboards of helluva boss where blitz's blush around human stolas was a lot more apparent #but it was harder to tell in the series #so they probably play it up a lot more + use those more traditional to make it obvious what's happening

[tennessoui]

wip wednesday

aka something i started writing in a fever dream last night lol (the anakin pov of 'hold my heart more gently than you do my throat')

(so squick tag:a/b/o, reversal au, dub-con, dubious morality the whole thing)

What Vader’s precious padawan doesn’t seem to realize about himself is that he is young. 

And he is restless. 

Perhaps he thinks in his panic and his pain that the best place for them to go is to some seaside cottage where they will spend the rest of their days locked away from society—Vader because he has revealed himself to be a monster. 

And Obi-Wan, because he still loves him despite his monstrosity.

Perhaps he thinks this is what he needs, what they need.

To be farmers. Traders. Fishermen. 

But Vader knows his padawan better than anyone else in the galaxy, even himself. He knows that he longs for more, that he cannot just sit by the ocean when people are suffering, when lives are at stake, when there are actions he can take to relieve that suffering—to save those lives.

It is what would have made him such a good Jedi, if Vader had not gotten there first.

And yet it is Obi-Wan who looks at him suspiciously when he lets the ship touch down outside a small shack. Vader bites at the inside of his cheek so he will not roll his eyes.

Always suspicious. Always questioning. Always pushing back against him as if Anak—Vader has not spent the past four years trying to give him what he wants. Anything he wants.

At least now there is nothing and no one stopping him from pushing his stubborn padawan up against the wall of the ship to kiss him quiet. At least now he is allowed to slip his hands under the bands of his padawan’s tunics and press his fingers into the soft skin of his thighs, his hips.

“Nhhg, Anakin,” Obi-Wan complains, pulling his head away and freeing his mouth. “Stop it, we must—there are messages we must get ou—“

“Can’t I touch it, sweetheart?” Vader asks, taking advantage of Obi-Wan’s tilted head to nuzzle into his throat, over his scent gland. What a sweet padawan he has, to allow him to scent him so freely over the last few years. Anakin will never leave him bare again. “The cunt I gave up an empire for?”

#wip wednesday #i will be picking at this over the course of a while i think #but it was one of those things where i thought about it #and wanted to lol #it's gonna be a bit more dark and dub conny than the first one #because its from vaderkin's pov #and vaderkin would probably struggle to see the love obi-wan has for him #even if it's very obvious that he loves him #he thinks in terms of power and control #not usually love #obi-wans next line is basically to point that out

[lokh]

theyre here................ coming to smash B14

#ASDHFHFSDF and those r the only ones i managed to make so far. #bridget guilty gear #anji mito #art #thats probably it for the gg charms tbh if id had more time/had managed my time better #i would have done. idk jacko would have been fun #guilty gear #test is the other obvious one. may also #it was fun to figure out how to make the silhouettes line up LMAO

[tacobellabeanburrito]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

Hey guys! I made playlists for both Phoenix and Miles! (Explanation for certain songs and rant under the cut)

There's some songs I couldn't add to Miles' playlist (Like the song "Decree Of A Prosecutor" from Turnabout: The Musical) that I really wanted too, but they weren't on Spotify. I got some other songs in there to make up for the ones I couldn't get in there, though.

I tried to do a thing where the songs go in the order of their lives? Like, in chronological order from when they were kids to present day? I thought it'd be cool and it's much easier to wrap my head around than just placing songs on the playlist. I like it having an order.

I also did a thing where some of the same songs are on both their playlists, and where a lot of the same artists are on both playlists because I like symbolism and shit. Some songs I took from other's playlists cause I wanted to make them have an equal number of songs and some I took from animatics and shit too.

Also, a lot of these songs aren't on a lot of the regular Miles and Phoenix playlists you see... BUT I LOVE THEM AND THEY FIT PERFECTLY OK? I also tried to do a thing where I put songs that I personally think they would listen too.

(Also lmao I took some of these songs from Stan and Ford's from Gravity Falls playlists on Spotify cause they really work together like...)

I wanna talk about their songs soooo badly guys.

I'll talk about a couple of them cause I wanna so badly.

Phoenix's Playlist:

I had an easy time finding songs for this motherfucker, and a lot of them are really good. There's a couple of songs I wanna explain though.

"The Great Pretender" is the most fucking Phoenix song ever. Like, holy shit. Kind of theater kid esc because "Pretending" yk? And it feels like he's always putting on a show and shit I don't know. Perfect.

"My Girl" and "Count On Me" are Pearl and Maya songs respectively. I see a lot of people do this thing where they make playlists for characters and only put songs based on the romantic relationships with that character and like. Uh. No? What about their family? What about their friends? People forget about that a lot and I don't like it so "My Girl" is kind of a Pearl being Phoenix semi-daughter song and "Count On Me" is a Maya best friend song.

OK SO, also "Poison" from Hazbin Hotel is on here and listen, I don't know if Phoenix would listen to this song BUT GODDAMN DOES IT GO WITH HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH KRISTOPH PERFECTLY. I put a lot of Krisnix/Kristoph songs on here ("Vampire" and "Wolf In Sheep's Clothing" mainly) because holy shit I love toxic tragic yuri.

Oh also, "Never Ever Getting Rid Of Me" is the most Phoenix/Feenie song ever. Everyone always goes on and on about how "When He Sees Me" is a Miles song and it is BUT NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT "Never Ever Getting Rid Of Me" GIRL IT'S RIGHT THERE HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT?

Miles' Playlist:

My boy's playlist get's soooo sad. Swear.

Ya'll don't get how much "The Run And Go" is SUCH a "Turnabout Goodbyes" song. It's so fucking good and it fits my boy so well. Just please, PLEASE LISTEN TO IT.

"Where I Want To Be" is a huge Miles song. I imagine him signing it when he's about ready to do his whole "Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth Chooses Death" thing it's soooo good. Also it's from a musical called "Chess" GUYS COME ON.

"Business Man" is soooo him and Von Karma.

"Wait For It" Please for the love of God that is such a Miles song. You guys don't know how much Hamilton has affected my view of these gay lawyers.

"Puppet Boy" Also slaps so hard.

"Death As A Fetish" is also a really good one for him.

Oh ok, so "Dear Sister, Your Brother" is a Miles and Franziska song that I absolutely love. People don't give this song enough credit.

Ok so "Brown-Eyed Girl" and "Vienna" are Kay and Sebastian songs respectively. Love them soooo much. They deserved a couple songs on his playlists because they are his children.

"Karma" is self-explanitory.

OK FINALLY WE'RE ON TO BOTH OF THEIR SONGS.

Fucking love putting Jet Lag on both of their playlists cause it fits them soooo well.

Also "Best Worst Mistake" from If/Then is their anthem. Like. Holy shit.

I love "If You Were Gay" from Avenue Q for them. They're so stupid and it fits them.

Um anyway, that's it.

Oh also, the friendship songs at the beginning aren't for just Miles and Phoenix. LARRY IS A PART OF THEIR GROUP TOO.

Oh also the two “Family” songs on both of their playlists is just me saying “EVERYONE IN THE WRIGHT ANYTHING AGENCY AND THE PROSECUTOR’S OFFICE ARE FAMILY”.

Also guys, I soooo badly wanted to put "Objections" on here but I couldn't find it on Spotify (Go figure) I'm guessing a lot of you haven't heard it before? Or maybe have? It's a fanmade opening for Ace Attorney and IT SLAPS SOOOO HARD. It's old but soooo good guys. Guys. Ya'll need to get in on the fan songs seriously.

I DON'T HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT "TURNABOUT: THE MUSICAL" ENOUGH. Not the Random Encounters musical, but like, the actual one.

Anyway! Long rant over, tell me what you think of my playlists!

"Objections" fan made anime theme ^

And check out "Turnabout: An Ace Attorney Musical" Cause GODDAMN THAT SHIT I BALLER!

#Ace attorney #aa #narumitsu #wrightworth #worthwright #mitsunaru #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #edgewright #Larry butz #Ace attorney playlist #Franziska von karma #maya fey #Pearl fey #sebastian debeste #Kay faraday #I wanna include them all in the cute song playlist PLEASE #people always put romantic songs on their playlsits #and like #only romantic songs #what about familial and platonic relationships huh? #those are literally just as important #there are a couple trucy songs on his playlist too #but those are probably the most obvious in terms of everything #phoenix wright ace attorney #Spotify #kristoph gavin #Krisnix #kriswright #Youtube