steve and eddie are holding hands, sitting in front of the christmas tree.
an old christmas song plays on the record player.
eddie hates decorating, but steve forced him to help, and it looks incredible.
they're having a moment.
that is, until dustin bursts through the door, the rest of the party following him
dustin: TELL LUCAS TO STOP SAYING THE EARTH IS FLAT.
steve: oh my god-
lucas: WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE THAT IT IS-
max: I WILL DUMP YOU FOR THE 50TH TIME THIS MONTH. YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET.
will: guys, let's stop fighti-
dustin: TELL LUCAS TO STOP BEING A DUMBASS
lucas: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLS YOUR 'SUZIE-POO' EVERY 4 TO 6 BUSINESS DAYS.
el: it looks very pretty in here.
eddie: thanks el-
dustin: SHE'S BUSY
lucas: YEAH, I BET SHE IS
max: you want to know why im about to be busy?
lucas: why?
max: because im about to dig both of your graves.
steve: OKAY, SINCLAIR?
lucas: yeah?
steve: is a basketball spherical?
lucas: what?
steve: is a basketball round?
lucas: yeah
steve: think of the earth like.. a blue basketball.
dustin: thank you.
steve: get out.
the kids leave, slamming the door on their way out.
eddie: how do you have so much patience?
steve: im in a christmasy mood.
eddie: did you see my list?
steve: what?
eddie: my christmas list. did you see it?
steve: what's a christmas list?
eddie: what do you mean? the presents that you want, you write down, and... oh no. steve, have you ever made a christmas list?
steve: no?
eddie, handing him a piece of paper and a pencil: everything that you want for christmas, write it down.
steve: um, okay.
after steve's done, he hands it to eddie.
there's nothing on the paper.
eddie: there's nothing on here.
steve: i already have everything i want.
eddie: while that's very sweet and flattering, WRITE A PRESENT DOWN. ONE. WRITE AT LEAST ONE.
steve: a ring.
eddie: HUH?
steve: like, one of your rings.
eddie: oh-
steve: and, then i want you to propose.
eddie: HUH?
steve: should i write that down?
eddie: WH- I- ST- H- UH- UM- I- WOW.
steve: you said what i wanted. that's what i want.
~skip to christmas morning~
after all the kids open their gifts, steve starts to open his (after eddie insists)
a pair of socks, and a bunch of shirts (that say #1 dad on them. from the kids)
steve: where is it?
eddie: where is what?
steve: don't mess around with me, munson.
eddie: im not messing around.
steve: eddie. you forgot?
eddie: oh, you mean that? no, i didn't forget.
robin: what are we talking about?
eddie: check in the socks, steve.
steve flips the socks inside out, and a ring flies out.
eddie: there.
steve: ask me.
eddie: i have to ask?
steve: ASK ME, EDDIE.
mike: WOAH, HOLD ON-
dustin: EDDIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
max: im going to vomit.
el: what is he doing?
robin: OH MY GOD!
nancy: FINALLY!
eddie: will you um..
dustin: DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT QUESTION
eddie: marry me?
steve: yes, i will marry you
eddie: i thought you were going to say no for a second-
dustin, mike, and lucas start screaming.
steve: SHUT UP
dustin: WHYYYY?
mike: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
lucas: WHAT ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT?
dustin is chosen to be the flower boy at their wedding, just because of that, along with mike, of course.
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