#tiny weewee

[thisamusesmegreatly]

#shitpost #meme #tiny weewee #trending stories #buzzfeed

[harpydrawsstuff]

Morty’s just this meme. Actually everyone would be if they met 14 year old Dipper he’s fucking tiny. BUT THIS IS THEM AT 16 SO IT DOESNT MATTER

#dipper pines #morty smith #gravity falls #rick and morty #doodles #mystery squad au #digital art #art #future au #pinessmith #mortyd 690 #dipper x morty #hes so tiny #look at him go #THE WEEWEES

[ipomoea-batatas]

Truly the only person on the Revenge I would ship Izzy with is Roach

-Roach is a self-professed sadist and Izzy is clearly a masochist

-Power differential a bit less of an issue bc idc who you are, you do NOT fuck with the person in charge of food prep ever, esp on an 18th-century ship where food poisoning is a potential death sentence (although muppet rules etc) and even Israel Hands, walking fail video from the mid 00’s, knows this

This would be PURELY sexual. At some point Izzy would catch feelings and try to take it beyond that and Roach would be like “look, do you think you are the only tiny lil white man on these seven seas whose weewee gets hard at knifepoint, bc i am here to tell you that no you are not. Way to ruin a good thing byeeee”

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd roach #izzy hands #roach x izzy #rizzy #and like i do think given his ‘’how does he kiss’’ comment that Roach is a romantic at heart #just not with Izzy lmao #israel hands stays losing and i love that for him

[naamahdarling]

First, the obligatory, from one ailurophile to another: how are each of the kitties? Do you have recent photos that you can share?

Second: a while back (pre-plague) I bought a painting from you. (Okay, a very small painting...but I love it. It had a night-time forest-and-starry-sky scene, with cutout-word poetry.) You've got a good eye and "ear". Do you still get time to paint?

Thank you for the kind words!

I will post some kitty pics presently so they can be separate from this post but they are doing okay-ish.

Dried Pickle Man continues to chug along, hurgling gurgling and purrgling, growing ever more unfortunate to gaze upon, but he is happy and as comfortable as a little old man cat can be, and very dear when he isn't being a bullying asshole.

Raleigh is doing just fine. His stomatitis that was causing his mouth to reject his teeth (what the FUCK that this can even HAPPEN) hasn't been bothering him lately, and he still -- knock on wood -- pisseth freely, his tiny weewee unblocked.

Sid has been ill. He finally got a diagnosis of Inflammatory Bowel Disease and is on steroids for that. It doesn't give him the poops, which is what I expected. It comes out the other end. A lot of it. I didn't think a cat could contain that much. DPM has it as well, but his wasn't nearly as horrific. I was...not prepared. So that has been absolutely no fun at all. He has lost a lot of weight, so it's good he started out kind of chunky, but he should be fine. He's doing a lot better.

Fancy, as ever, remains extremely sweet and cuddly and funny and clever, and also just sometimes Bad and Naughty. She's the best. I know I talk up her naughtiness, but she is actually very little trouble. She's just very very playful and incredibly chatty and has a ridiculously expressive little face that usually looks smug, devious, or deliriously happy. I love her more than stars.

I have all the time I need to paint, but also it has become emotionally painful to do it because it's dangerous for me to sell my stuff and I feel constantly under the bootheel of Social Security. I can't seem to get past this. It's...incredibly painful to be without it but hey, ruining lives is what means testing is all about. Also ADHD makes it hard. I am often not medicated for it because the USA is experiencing an artificial shortage of stimulant meds that the government is aware of, allowing to continue, and thus, doing on purpose. 🤷‍♀️

But that's depressing, so here's a random cat pic palate cleanser. I'm just gonna see what I can randomly scroll to in my gallery.

Ough. Yeah that's a good one.

[lfemmerunn]

Danger Boy

He is the Uranus in my cosmic cavern,

The singularity of my oneness that is all part of the primordial uterine source,

Their minds are unraveling as fast as the yoke is changing and every recurrence begets the lighter,

Debris left sharpened at the grindstone,

Unequivocal ambiguity of the ontological reality that spouts out of his tiny weewee,

The Jester now sits upon King’s throne.

The overlapping tangle of enveloping moons

Waxes and wanes,

Gives and takes,

A masterpiece, either way.

#aeon flux #watercolor #artists on tumblr #mysticism #newwavepoetry #poets of tumblr #poets corner #writers and poets #poets on tumblr

[ramblingcoyote]

If the tiny Vash plush is el weewee and tiny Wolfwood is el woowoo does that mean a tiny Livio would be el Lili?

#trigun #vash the stampede #wolfwood #livio the double fang #I'm very tired and it's only 7 pm

[lazaruspiss]

Thinking about all the panels where a male character gets ken dolled. Like the options are A) tiny dick B) trans C) tucking game insane. Actually.

#to clarify. im thinking about jason and dick bc theyve both gotten sanded down crotch shots

[kiwi245]

Yesterday I started binging Lore Olympus-

GADDAYMN THE ARTSTYLE- SMASH

And Ap- I mean ASSpollo needs his tiny weewee stuffed in a garbage disposal.

#lore olympus

[kmp78]

I’m ashamed to admit I zoomed into his crotch and I see nothing! 😱👀🥺🍆

WE ALL DID... 😂🔎

There´s absolutely nothing there...

Either his weewee is so tiny/shriveled it can no longer be detected, or he has shoved it up his hoohaa or used scotch tape to wrap it around his leg... 😂

[monahanstentoft36]

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[queer0fhearts]

I'm really about to buy myself a plushie for xmas so I have something to hug when I don't wanna be cuddled up with cats or vice versa 😅 but it feels really sad to be that alone to have to get my own? Idk I guess not ever having a significant others that what happens.

My friend & her person keep getting back together then my mom has a somewhat rando at our house. So glad not to live in the actual house 😅 they went to bed at like 9:30pm & I just... Oof would hate to be my brother right now with his mother/son complex 😅 why did the boy mention her probably being passed out & he could be doing whatever 👀 you're closer, bruh. 21 & able haha she also didn't take her phone in her room.. her phone case is a wallet too ;-; I really do not want to bother bc she'll claim I scared him off... Which ... you're welcome?

He's tall but I hope he has a tiny weewee.

What dude thinks it's okay to go piss with the door closed over in a family house with a teen girl? He did it regardless but this isn't a bachelor pad 😅 ..fuck I hope he washed his hands. 💯 red flag 😬 while I hate all this coupling... I want someone too. Be less of an issue if I wasn't picky/have to click or I'm like nope.

#lbgtq #lbgt #couples during holidays #make me sick #bc I'm cold & alone 😅

[erobret]

fuck this paul blart lookin ass motherfucker ! pointing a tiny ass gun the size of his weewee at me ! making sherry tie my hands ---- don’t tell her to shut up past your stache i bet u eat that shit bc it curls into yer face hole . how bout i shove my boot into your face hole HUH ?????

#.fergie plays re2r #{ im bout to beat someboooody's aaaassssss }

[kagamin3ko]

For an amazing awesome person artist and friend @axellesanblog

Sorry if it came out bad my pencil is so tiny like less than 4 cm ;v; but I tried)

Gros câlin tu es une personne géniale j'espère que ça te fera plaisir ❤️❤️❤️

#my art #traditional art #artist on tumblr #anime style #my pencil is so freaking tiny like fifi weewee #look it rhymes #persona #oc #not my oc #adorable #❤️

[movedtoprsmise]

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#earlier on instagram i saw a post about #jimins v line and some ‘’scientific’’ thing was #next to it talking about how the deeper the v #line is.. the bigger the d*ck is #and ive never laughed harder in my damn life #because anyone who actually believes that #jimin has a really big shlong is an idiot #like im sorry but. #this isnt even abt the tiny pepper jokes #im sayin all this bc his ass sits with his legs #crossed tightly almost 100% of the time #and if he has a big weenie then hes hurting his damn #self. #shjsbdbcb does anyone even hear me!! #who cares abt his dick i kno #but it was just funny to me ok. theres no fuckin way #cant believe i just ‘ranted in the tags’ abt #jimins weewee #jdjdncnd imlaughing at myself

[bloodandrunes]

So out there in the wilds of the internet, there's this published study about how men with shorter equipment are more likely to produce daughters than sons. I'm not entirely sure how they tested for this data, but at the end of the day, it gives me an excuse to headcanon that Ralys' father dearest has a tiny weewee. 🤣

HA! I love this headcanon. Remys would not be pleased if he ever caught wind of it 😂.

Funnily enough, his lack of sons is indeed a threat, in some respects, to his masculinity. So his mass of daughters is definitely a sore spot for him.

#blood and runes #anon #ask #Remys IX

[hippoedcampus]

why does that sexy kermit statue have a tiny weewee the person making it was like "kermit has a 6 pack but i draw the line on giving him a big peen and balls"

#this is in regards to that 'sexy kermit statue' #i kept seeing it on my dash and had this thought #me thinks me speaks