#top surgery liveblogging

[gender-trash]

GUESS WHOSE FUCKING TOP HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN SURGERIED!!!

#THIS BITCH!! #the trashcan speaks #top surgery liveblogging

[degenderates]

he was coming out as trans here

#keyhole incision ass top surgery or whatever #jesse pinkman #brba liveblog #breaking bad #jane margolis #trans jesse pinkman

[indulgnc]

tmi+ nsfwish (hrt related!)

so ive been on T for almost 2 years now (next month will be 2 exactly!) and i have only now discovered tdicks have foreskin. (comical that i learned that from a tumblr post lmfao but whatever) Anyway. i Checked mine. and there is a lot more than i Thought down there. … :D

im pretty decently sized now to the point where i cant get off normally anymore. now that i know where to touch its Very fucking sensitive…. My Dick Hurt!!!! i have to actually go and order a stroker toy (they make tdick sized ones :3)

anyway. I dont have anywhere else to share this so sorry if you dont care about my dick size!!! N signing off!!!!

#now if only my voice would catch up… sigh #my top surgery consult is in august… counting down the days augh #thats only the consult tho. not the surgery. thats like + another 4 months… #which im kinda fucked bc that leaks into school time and i seriously cannot take anymore time off school. im going nuts. #but ill figure it out idfk. ahhhhggg #anyway POSITIVE THING HERE! WOO #liveblog

[perilegs]

sceleritas fel performed durge's top surgery

#almost wrote durges' bc i have two trans guy durges but the other one is a dragonborn so. there never was any top to surgery #leevi liveblogs

[rainedroptalks]

watching tuc and i forgot how messed up pete’s introduction was

#ramblings #liveblogging #tuc #mars watches the unsleeping city #gray child? transphobic dad? weird top surgery? santa bites him?? #man his part was wild #i watched ep 1 before in a hospital once im just watching it again cuz i forgot everything

[sanchoyo]

this deserved a post of its own. trans sora confirmed :)

#grats on the top surgery ! #thats what the bandages r for nothing else sora is otherwise fine not at all hurt :"). #arc v #ygo #sanchoyo liveblogs arc v #sanchoyorambles #i know i said i didnt wanna do a FULL full liveblog but i regret not taking more screenshots of: #1. silly faces everyone makes #2. the demonic faces sora was making JSDFKH #ill prob rewatch it at some point n make a lil collection :) #then again i only ever rewatched dm/s0/zexal. with gx and 5ds i just watched them (1) time...so who knows! #im sure i can find the silly faces on google dot com...if i dont..

[asteralien]

god it must suck more than anything to be alucard, knowing that your parents are so obsessed with each other that they could never love you a fraction as much. your dad tried to murder you so hard multiple times by beating you into pulp and only stopped when he remembered that his wife gave birth to you. they come back to life and go "we could go see our son........... eh he can wait a year or ten, let's go catch some fish in italy." like holy fuck. can someone else please take over being this guy's parents

#myth liveblogs #it's done the evil is defeated i watched the whole thing somehow #the first thing i do after top surgery is get a tits-out alucard costume it's going to be amazing #but yeah like. holy shit. they really did just say 'our traumatized boy is not our priority' holy SHIT

[bruisedconscience]

James running ‘3 miles up, 3 miles down’ bc his commanding officer was like “I never known a woman who ran a circuit like a man. You do what my men do, you’re in or out just like they are” and he crushes it even when made to repeat the route :/

#tw: transphobia #[ I just think that 1940s trans man James! ] #[ he’s had too surgery bc I don’t want him to have to even think abt binding.. #and bc of the era I choose to believe he has no nips #in this verse #it’s a look! i dig it on others! ] #[ kris liveblogs band of brothers ] #ooc #[ *top! ]

[gender-trash]

top surgery was awesome because first of all surgery is a pretty interesting Experience i hadn't had before (the needle on the iv line that stays in your arm is squishy and flexible; they remove the sharp one after the line is placed! i thought the anesthetic was going to take like a minute to knock me out but instead it was like 2 breaths of Weird Tasting Air and then my brain got switched off!) AND they knocked me out and removed my boobs which was a pretty immediate life improvement AND i had a great excuse to take three weeks off work and catch up on the ol' tbr pile. unfortunately now my brain has generalized from this one (1) training example and decided ALL surgery is Like That. spun the gender transition wheel and landed on "strawman guy who would get unnecessary surgeries for fun under socialized medicine"

#the trashcan speaks #top surgery liveblogging

[bee-dot-exe]

Congratulations to the dono!

#mcyt #dsmp #eret #top surgery #liveblogging

[unspuncreature]

liveblogging my top surgery consult let’s go

#scout.txt

[stillflight]

Hey everyone! Dungeon Meshi liveblogging is currently on break because I laughed so hard at this panel I hurt my recent top surgery incisions and need to go lie down

#swift enjoys media #dungeon meshi

[turtlesocksv2]

Liveblogging DFF Ep 2

It's time for Dead Friend Forever episode 2!

Ok I have to say this but it cracks me up every time i watch a Thai show and we get that little disclaimer at the start saying "we do not condone any characters/jobs/actions in this show it is for entertainment only" like what kind of 2003 FF.Net "Please don't sue me i am poor and only playing with these characters like dolls" ass thing to see in front of Mafia Dramas (Kinnporsche), Serial Killer hijinks (Dead Friend Forever) and fucking bittersweet adult midlife crisis vibes (Moonlight Chicken).

Top is absolutely losing it, and they need to leave poor Fluke alone. He is trying his best! What more do you expect from him?!

Oh, Tee is the first to break off from the group. RIP Tee, we'll see how that works out for you.

The mask the killer wears really is very freaky. well done, props department.

Phi the only one awake. I see you. I support you in your killings.

Oh I really thought Top was donefor there. Phi taking control of the group is so interesting. The way he leads everyone down what investigation paths...

Alright just what did you guys do to Non last time??? thank god the 3 newbies to the group are having a little sidebar asking that question. Clearly whatever it was was awful for the group to jump immediately to Non is Dead and his Ghost is Cursing Us and He Wants Us Dead Too for What We Did. But also, i think this rules out All Three Newbies working together to I Know What You Did Last Summer the group, otherwise this scene would make no sense. We'd have another Gossip Girl Dan situation where actions taken when they're alone don't add up to the reveal. So at least 1 of the newbies is not involved.

LOL at Tan trying to get Fluke to spill what the core group knows. If i was Fluke I'd be feeling very very threatened right now. "You think you're going to be next. I'm worried about you." and now Jin is being mean to Fluke too! for the love of god, Fluke is trying! just because he wants to be a doctor doesn't mean he can perform surgery in a cabin in the woods! Leave him alone!

"a good-mouthed and good-hearted man like you doesn't need to remind me" yessss. kill him.

lmao Por has old fucking floppy disks. are these people old enough to have used a floppy disk in their lives. but i know i've got old floppies around somewhere so it makes sense there'd be some at a like summer vacation house that gets used rarely. but also, did i miss that Por hid the footage last episode? because otherwise wouldn't the harddrive that had the footage still be in the room they were all in when Phi hooked it up to the TV?

Was that a mystery medicine bottle in the closet? 👀👀 yeah i'm gonna need someone who can read Thai to to screenshot and tell us what that says.

Oh i really don't need the squelching noises from Fluke tending to Por's wound, please.

Ok, that Por jumpscare with the balcony door got me. and How the fuck does Por have the strength to strangle someone when he's been bleeding out all night?! Obviously a hallucination or something but what caused the hallucination?!

Thank you, White, for bringing back up that they are in the Cult Sacrifice Woods and this might be a Cult Killer or have to do with the cult. a very important thing to remember.

I would absolutely be looking at that footage the second Tee and Top turned their backs, the fuck. No you don't get to act that sus about what happened three years ago and play it off! Phi fighting the fight to keep that footage intact and eventually seen. Tan trying to gently break the idea that the group was bullying Non to White.

oh SHIT the way Uncle Deng got fucking GOT by that wire i screamed! i knew something was going to go down because obviously they couldn't escape the valley mansion in episode 2 but jesus. fucking. christ.

Tee finally remembering he has a boyfriend that he abandoned to the serial killer lmao. Tee and Top keep almost getting away and then going back. they are being herded like cattle. but also, it's kind of sus.

No PhiJin and barely any TeeWhite stuff this episode, which makes sense in that they are busy they don't have time to fuck, but i do find it interesting that PhiJin seem to be on the same page the episode with like no relationship tension between them just situational worry considering Jin was literally biting Phi's dick last episode. Putting aside grudges to stay alive: i'm proud.

anyway that was a really good episode! Tee and Top are the worst. Fluke needs to get the fuck out of this toxic friend group. White needs to dump Tee and get the fuck out of this toxic friend group. Phi and Tan can kill whoever they want i support it. ❤️

#dead friend forever #dff the series

[izzyspussy]

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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

gotham time feat. special guest Phoebe

what's up everybody, time for a special liveblog featuring the cat who I'm currently babysitting and subjecting to my awful taste in television!

last time I was babysitting Phoebe and made her watch Gotham with me she tried to smother herself to death in the couch, so I really can't wait to see what she thinks of season 5.

Gotham 5x07

I am actually going to stay mad about how stupid it is that Barbara somehow knows she's pregnant like a week, tops, after she and Jim had sex

the passage of time in this season is in shambles. like it's never been a particularly solid timeline, we are infamously NOT running a tight ship over here on Gotham, but come on

whatever compliment sandwich: sweet young David Mazouz really mastered the Bruce Wayne tendency to stand hunched over a series of maps looking stoic and haunted in a black turtleneck

this episode just casually drops that Bruce's parents were murdered on June 27th and I'm so glad that I'm watching this episode today (June 24th) instead of three days from now because I probably would have been so unnerved seeing the real date reflected back at me from this show that I'd like. I don't know. start believing in angel numbers and crystal healing or something.

Barbara asking Lee to be her obstetrician is actually like. insane 4d chess flirting. yes I still think they should hook up I don't care they've both done worse (Jim)

is Lee even qualified to be an obstetrician.

anyway I don't believe for a second Barbara wouldn't abort that thang for the love of god the city is a smoking crater

this is what happened when Oswald hoards all the Plan B (a joke exclusively for @dykerory and I)

Cameron Monaghan's Jeremiah look is so fugly but that purple (???) lip is kind of cunt cunt serve

once again begging for literally any information on how old the Valeska twins are supposed to be as Jeremiah becomes more and more of a yandere to our little teen Bruce. for those of you just joining us Jeremiah is played by a mid-twenties Monaghan but is old enough to have had a very successful career in architecture prior to becoming basically the Joker, so. truly anyone's guess.

in conclusion: why is he obsessed with this teenager.

sorry maybe I should clarify that the main Bruce plot of this episode is tht Jeremiah has kidnapped and brainwashed a.) Alfred and b.) two randos who have been given plastic surgery to look like Thomas and Martha so that he can force Bruce to relive the night they were murdered BUT with Jeremiah there this time because he's upset that he wasn't there for one of the most important nights of Bruce's life. they're currently having dinner in the Wayne Manor kitchen while Jeremiah breathes heavily at Bruce about how intimate this is.

what I'm saying is that this would all be deeply and upsettingly erotic were one participant not almost certainly too young to vote

like I said the timeline is SO funky and they're so careful to never tell you how old Bruce and Selina are but David Mazouz is 22 RIGHT NOW four years after the series ended. so.

"I've realized if we can't be friends then we can be connected in... other ways" Jeremiah I'm calling the cops

JERVIS IS ALIVE ???

how were the first six episodes so nothing and then this episode has literally everything happening all at the same time

okay so Wayne Manor just got blown to kingdom come

they literally have Ecco zipping around fighting on roller skates... you wanna be Harley soooo bad

honestly love to see the #growth of Oswald not immediately offering to suck off anyone who helps him anymore. Alfred just saved this little bitch's life and Oswald promptly told him to go fuck himself, which rules extra hard because you all know I hate Alfred

man this part in the movie theater is like that part of Joker War in the movie theater if Joker War didn't fucking suck

wanting to kill Bruce's father figure and going after Jim instead of Alfred is so disrespectful jesus christ

also god there's never been a Leslie Thompkins who is LESS of a mother to Bruce get out of here

wait oh my god Selina had a whole thing last episode about how much she hates herself for being too selfish to help when she (at 12 years old) saw Bruce's parents get murdered but she's going to come in now to help him stop Jeremiah from recreating that night with Jim and Lee... I see the vision I GET IT

this is like a freshman level plot to thread the needle on but that's really impressive for Gotham

oh my god Jeremiah fell in a vat at Ace Chemicals that's crazy. I'm sure that'll stick he's definitely dead.

they even managed to cram the Riddler in this episode jesus christ. pengriddler are fighting about Oswald homosexually naming his dog after Ed if you were curious. Oswald would like it to be noted that this was a compliment because he's VERY fond of that dog.

left off on Pengriddler deciding to make nice again and then promptly cuts to Oswald leading Ed into his house... this close to inventing m/m sex in the Gotham universe if Barbara hadn't interrupted

the Riddler has like 9263 unpleasant and unnerving traits but being able to look at a woman who's three days pregnant and instantly clock that she's expecting just rocketed to the top of the list

honestly. honestly. Emmy for Cory Michael Smith's delivery of "it's a submarine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯."

Barbara can't... kill people anymore... because she's pregnant... okay...

if we don't get the rogues throwing a baby shower literally what's the point of anything. this will all be for nothing.

genuinely thank god I'm only doing the one episode tonight this is SO LONG

#gotham time

[tearlessrain]

I need to find something else unhinged to liveblog for when after I get a hysterectomy. after top surgery it was Cats 2019, which was a dreadful experience that I fully intend to repeat with something equally bad and mind-boggling.

#maybe I'll pick a david bowie one I haven't seen since high school #he was in some awful movies #though most of them were also horribly depressing which isn't really the vibe #I'll take recommendations #my only requirement is the movie can't be satirical/self aware #it has to be unbelievably campy and horribly written but take itself 100% seriously #also not big on horror it has to be a very specific type and I have to be in a very specific mood #but if it's obscure and campy enough I'll consider it