#trick af

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you? #that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

[saveskum]

BG3 combat visuals pt 3.

#bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 wyll #bg3 lae'zel #my gifs #i said i wasnt gonna post more than 2 times a day but fuck it these made me excited af #it wouldnt be one of these posts w out gale teaching the kids how to vogue #and i love laezels little magical girl trick #wylls is metal as hell #and ofc shadowheart slaying as always #visual series

[galoogamelady]

Buttons meeting Kikkini's massive ranger, Henrick

#they were practicing knife tricks on the first one #this is why Buttons doesn't go to NV #Fallout New Vegas #Henrick #Buttons #OC #galoodle #Kikkini #long post #the joke is that Henrick is wide AF and Buttons is the opposite #like that owl that can make itself ultra wide and spaghetti thin

[obaewankenope]

I've given myself heat exhaustion AGAIN (heck, I hope it's only heat exhaustion, rip) and I am not here for it ffs so to make sure y'all know about it, imma share the signs of heat exhaustion!

Heat exhaustion is quite literally your body getting too hot and Exhausting itself to cope. Heatstroke is your body Failing To Cope.

Heat Exhaustion signs include:

You get a headache that Will Not Go Away

You feel confused and dizzy (balance who? Idk her)

You don't feel hungry but you feel sick as well (this sucks and happens a lot in high heat so try and snack regularly)

Sweating and clammy skin like the kind that has people go "you're freezing!" because you've sweated so much you literally end up with a chill on your skin

Cramps. Feckin cramps. Arms. Legs. Stomach. They suck ass.

You have a heckin fast pulse or you're hyperventilating like you've just had a Scare

Your body temp is over 38°c (because you're literally boiling like a lobster in a pot)

You are Beyond Thirsty and no matter what you drink it Does Not Abate

If you end up experiencing any of these symptoms, or multiple, and you're in a hot/warm environment, then sit your ass down in the shade, get something to drink, and get a damp cloth on your head or a change of clothes that are cool.

Basically, stop what you're doing and give your body a chance to Not Keep Boiling

Heat exhaustion is NOT THE SAME as a heatstroke.

Heatstroke is So Much Worse™.

Heatstroke signs include:

Still feeling like utter shite 30 minutes after you sat your ass down, rested in a cool place, and rehydrated

Not actually sweating even though you really do feel like a lobster in a pot that has the heat up High

Your body temp is 40°c+ (which is bad btw, that's temp for causing your to pass out etc)

Hyperventilating/fast breathing or actual shortness of breath (I struggle with this because asthma so I'm always like "idk if I got this oops)

Feeling confused but in a like "I don't know what's going on, I can't think, I have no idea about anything, someone help me please I'm crossing into traffic and don't even realise" way

Having a fit/seizure because your body temp is so high your brain is Actually Getting Boiled In Your Skull 🙃 [upside down smiley emoji]

Passing out and not actually responding or waking up from a brief fainting spell (this is the Serious™ kind of passing out that has doctors going "oh shit, we need an IV STAT!" or whatever it is they say when Shit Is Going Down)

Heatstroke can be really dangerous if it isn't treated quickly so please don't ignore these signs. Right now, I'm in a cool environs, with hydration, and am avoiding moving and am gonna have a nap because I'm going very dizzy, can't focus properly, have a headache, and am only coherent here because I'm HyperFocusing on this post. I can't even understand words being said to me right now hence nap, hydration, and cool environs.

So please, y'all, take care of yourselves. Seriously.

#Health #Heatstroke #Heat exhaustion #Advice #Tips and tricks #Life hacks #Help #Kat talks #I literally am a fool #A fool who genuinely didn't understand anything my mother said to me #Except 'dog has been fed' #That's it. That's all I understood of the words she said. #I was so dizzy and my legs were literally shaking I had to stumble to sit down #I've eaten and that's helping but I feel sick for having eaten #I'm still woozy af #My head feels like it's wobbling on my neck even tho it isn't #I'm in the house tho now and it's cool inside #I have water and tea so I'm good asbweol #It's just gonna be a case of resting and hoping it's just exhaustion and not a heatstroke #Bc I don't wanna be in A&E for 8+ hours with heatstroke when it's boiling in there #Anyway #I need to stop talking

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

that 'The Jerrick trap' ep leak (i can see the future)

#//eh #rick and morty #jerrick #i haven't draw our rick/jer for so long #i hope its tricks the audience into thinkin they gonna be a thing that would be funny af lol

[selena-spectra]

sooooo I randomly decided to make a weird pseudo-sequel thingy to ghost trick for my own mind to handle the lack of official new ghost trick content. It all started with some thought experiments and has started to develop into an actual thing. Maybe at some point I'll talk about it more, but that's if anyone wants to hear about my insanity. But do know it takes place five years after the ending, and that I made OCs to act as the new cast and to make a new mystery, and it features the old cast as well. Idk I'm going fucking insane over this damn game so-

#ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #Ghost trick ocs ig?? #I need more ghost trick content so I MADE MY OWN! #insane ramblings #yomiel #lynne #sissel #ghost trick sissel #ghost trick yomiel #ghost trick lynne #inspector cabanela #The whole cast of ghost trick basically #THE CAST COMES BACK IN NEW WACKY ADVENTURES AND PEOPLE DIE #basically to tie up loose ends with the blue people country #does that place even have a name officially? #also the whole thing of Temsik park was weird af why did no body freak out about it? #in the new timeline #Yomiel's fiancé/wife is here too! She deserves more stuff #Seriously why does she not have a canon design?! she's kinda important! #Alma gets one! why doesn't Fiancée Sissel get one?!

[buggyandthebartoclub]

“Where’s the fire? In your pants I hope!” -Ace

Trick or treat 👻 here’s your treat @kikouku!! 🍬

#I’ve never drawn ace before forgive me for making his eyes closed lol too toasty to figure out eyes rn #Lollllll #portgas d ace #ace #unhinged scribbles #ily bestie eeeeeee #Thanks for suggesting ace he’s cute af #Rah rah rah the fire is in MY pants red ALERT🥵😩 #sorry i am unwell #trick or treat!! #treats for the besties

[azurefishnets]

I wanna celebrate best boy the Ghost Trick remaster TOOOOO

#ghost trick #ghost trick missile #ghost trick sissel #art af

[kailimepi]

Lythira having all the feelings about this new friend. "We shouldn't trust the dream guardian! It's a trick of the tadpole!" "Okay I hear you. However... they're cute as fuck... and they wanna protect me..."

I meeeeean... look at that face?! So trustworthy.

#tav #bg3 #tiefling #lythira(tempest) #the emperor bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #team trust the fucking tadpole trick #team hot af gender ambiguous vaguely illithid colored dream guardian with the good hair #team Astarion can't keep that style to himself its illegal

[wolfie180g]

Trick or treat! (Penguin)

Taking the leap!

@grievingangelhopefuldemon

Sorry for the delay! I think this was the cutest penguin and I just had to draw it :)

Reference photo under the cut

#penguin #trick or treat #happy halloween #belated #tumblrween #Pencil drawing #sketch #black and white #tuxedo #birb #diving penguin #animal #bird #traditional art #shut it wolfie #wolfie180g #commission #late af! the rest are gonna be even more late because I'm looking for work #arctic wildlife #antarctic life #which one is it?

[abirddogmoment]

Teaching Mav to pose for selfies like

#dogblr #maverick #he is NEEDY today but hes too sore for another walk #so i took it upon myself to teach him this trick #it ruins the look when i lean but hes heavy af on my shoulder

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

I think we all know, in our heart of hearts, that had Qui-Gon not already hit the problem of Watto being mind-trick resistant he WOULD have simply stolen Anakin and Shmi.

#qui gon jinn #............okay so realistically i hate it when people underestimate the method of enforcement #you can't fuck around with those chips #there's a reason why shmi and anakin are both freed via a legal transaction #it's not because qui gon is a law-abiding citizen #but i'm thinking. #say the mind trick wore off. and Watto could go to an enforcer and get them to set off a secondary detonator #a mechanism that might well exist on tatooine! yeah it's a shithole but slave states are paranoid af #but then i'm imagining him trying to prove that this apparently legal transaction was actually mind control #idk i'm not sure that would work out for him either #on the other hand. #maybe he could prove jedi involvement #then they better have gotten ani to the surgeon quick quick quick or the boy is gonna blow #so. i'm not sure of the risk level here. more information is needed.

[ludwigoat909]

A thing I like about Milgram's artstyle is that a lot of people in the art community are split in "the hair hides the eye" team vs "the eye shows up over the hair" team, and meawhile Milgram easily fixes that by making the eyes visible while also being able to tell it's underneath their hair with color transparency

#it's dumb #it's simple af #but god do I love it #def using this trick in my own art #milgram

[quirkfics]

May I suggest Teeth for Fat Gum. There's all sorts of scary potential there, I think.

Whether it's the thick clouds overhead, threatening a downpour, or the lateness of the hour, the darkness outside is oppressive. It's almost tangible, creeping in towards the open doorway and your feeble-looking shadow, huddled in the only square of light on the pavement. You have a stranglehold on the trash bag in your hand, staring out at the empty lot, heart sitting oddly heavy in your chest.

"It's not going to take out itself, " you mutter, trying to bolster some kind of confidence to urge yourself forward. The dumpster lid will be closed, and the bag is fucking heavy. Without a second pair of hands, you're going to struggle, but you'll be damned before you go back and ask your coworker for help - not after all the trouble they've caused you in the last few hours alone.

Which means, of course, that the longer you drag your feet, the longer you'll be outside in the cold and eerie dark. You trudge out to the rusting dumpster, avoiding the edge speckled with oil and paint, and wedge your fingers under the metal lid. Your arm and shoulder tense, straining with effort as you push upwards, mentally cursing the entire task. The lid suddenly slides smoothly out of your grasp, creaking as it's lifted fully.

"Need a hand?" A low, jovial voice asks, and you almost trip as you skitter back a few steps, heart pounding so hard it aches. He's tall, absolutely massive, and all you can see of his face is the soft gleam of his eyes and a wide smile, chock full of strangely bright teeth. "Did I startle ya?" He asks, and if anything, his smile grows wider, seemingly pleased by your wide eyed expression.

"A- a little," you agree, tempted to drop the trash bag and haul ass back inside. Before you can act on the thought though, he's deftly plucking the bag out of your hand, tossing it in and lowering the lid carefully. "Uh, thanks?" You offer, finding your feet slowly moving backwards, as if you're moving on instinct alone. You freeze when his gaze drops with a hum, and then rakes back up your body to your face. As if you've been struck, you realize why his smile looks so strange and menacing. There are far too many teeth in his mouth, even though they're straight and even, no one should-

"Ya know, I've been needing some help as well," he says brightly, "and I think you're just the right person for the job. Whaddya say? Keen on returning a favor?"

#quirk writes ficlets #fatgum x reader #taishiro toyomitsu x reader #what is he in this AU? im not sure! #maybe an eldritch creature looking to trick people into exchanging favors #humans like smiling right? and if there's lits of teeth? even better! #also like gracious im so tired i just wanna write y'all #life is so busy and i handle too many effing pizzas everyday #im starting to hate pizza and that is frustrating af #quirky queue

[sun-roach]

Trick or treat!!

KNFNDNDNDNYNYNXNNYNDNDNDMKDNNDN

AYCE😭🧡🧡🧡

THIS IS SO FKIN KYUTE AHHHHHH🥺🧡🧡🧡

I am giving you all the gummy sharks available in this universe 🧡🧡🧡

#saving the pic cause it’s adorable af #ayce🦈🧡 #trick or treat #all the treats for u✨ #hewwoween #helloween

[kurohaai]

Six more summer dresses cause I've lost control over my own life and indulging in materialistic vanity is how I cope💃❤️✨️✨️✨️

#personal #Kuroha Ai #selfie #dresses #lots of dresses #these are cheap af tho got them from Bali #I call these 'Droog pspspsps ensemble' #need aomething different every day to preserve your sanity when every day feels the same #floral pattern straight bussin ayo no cap #tricking my brain physically because how can I be depressed in these choice summer dresses cmon brain work with me