#tryingtobefunny

[cnerone21]

POV: You're an artist trying to make it on social media

#tryharder #tryingtobefunny #digitalart #artist #relatable #meme

[eric-sadahire]

If you can't handle me at my worst...

at least we have that in common.

#unbearable #youcanthandleme #my worst #comonground #irony #my problems #constantlyhappening #impatient #complaining #tryingtobefunny #doesntgetbetter #acrylic #dailyartwork #painting #artoftheday #flomm #flommist #kunst #artwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #beercoaster #beermat #bierdeckel #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[26diaries]

#welcome to my diary #for clarity; my first ever username on this blog was tryingtobefunny which was inspired by this #ended up changing it a bunch of times and tbh i’m not super in love with this blog name either (currently 26diaries) #idk #but cheers to the origin of this account or blog or whatever the fuck this is #yeah <3 #k bye lol

[punkecodavid]

The case of the Evil French *Spoon... #stuffweirdpeopledo #stuffweirdosdo #weirdo #blessedbetheweirdos #lunchtime #tryingtobefunny #comedianinthemaking #lesoup #evilfrenchspoon #haha #funny #lol #stopit #collegelife #collegeboy #collegestudentstruggle (at Roosevelt University) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoKY7XwHSbQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15xzhboy1xycw

#stuffweirdpeopledo #stuffweirdosdo #weirdo #blessedbetheweirdos #lunchtime #tryingtobefunny #comedianinthemaking #lesoup #evilfrenchspoon #haha #funny #lol #stopit #collegelife #collegeboy #collegestudentstruggle

[cementfantasy]

I'm just here for a giggle. Hope everyone has a great weekend. #tryingtobefunny #struggles #introvert #smallbusinessowner #haveagreatweekend #haveagreatday #weird #humor https://www.instagram.com/p/CSBDMZ5gaBe/?utm_medium=tumblr

#tryingtobefunny #struggles #introvert #smallbusinessowner #haveagreatweekend #haveagreatday #weird #humor

[rainbow-farts-blog1]

The Gorsch family like to have dangly balls on the walls! 😏🤣😂 #danglyballs #ballstothewall #laughing #headinthegutter #thatsballsy #notreallytho #housedecor #tryingtobefunny #heyman #myfriendsownweirdthings

#headinthegutter #housedecor #heyman #laughing #notreallytho #ballstothewall #danglyballs #tryingtobefunny #myfriendsownweirdthings #thatsballsy

[mthrfckngucci]

⧾ i tell you a secret, will you keep it ‽⧾⧾ ⁽ᴵ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᶜᵃᵗˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ⁾ ⨉𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔶! 𝚒𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢⨉⨉ #me #selfiesaturday #multiplephotos #outfitchanges #tryingtobefunny #purplehair #ombrehair #girlswithtattoos #girlswithglasses #alternativegirl #emogirl #nerdygirl #geekygirl #ilovelyricsandcomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/CM80xW6MhXG/?igshid=18fj8ace2fdsv

#me #selfiesaturday #multiplephotos #outfitchanges #tryingtobefunny #purplehair #ombrehair #girlswithtattoos #girlswithglasses #alternativegirl #emogirl #nerdygirl #geekygirl #ilovelyricsandcomedy

[alismumbleton]

I have this theory on why women were cursed with periods.

So, when women were first created, God presented man with a button. This button (very much like the game, “Will You Press the Button?”) would give the world chocolate chip cookies, BUT women would have periods each month. And of course, being MEN who don’t have to deal with that crap, they pushed the button.

And that’s how we got periods.

#tryingtobefunny #periods #women #cookies #willyoupressthebutton

[litpieceofshit]

Instead of telling me shit like 'things happen for a reason', tell me the fucking reason!

#random shit #why am i like this #tryingtobefunny #i should probably go to bed

[kimberlyjo47]

#supertarget #mundeleintarget #tryingtobefunny #blingingit (at Target Store Mundelein) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIoPfJzFuHV/?igshid=1qahf0iq38f9r

#supertarget #mundeleintarget #tryingtobefunny #blingingit

[this-is-gonna-hurt]

Day 5: Spam sandwiches and a new pair of headphones...

Welp, day 5 and only post #2 - how disorganised am I... If i’m honest, i’m just lazy. Moving on...

Yesterday was unadulterated hell. Worst one yet. Only my second day back at work since i’ve given up, so my routine is still totally on it’s arse. Usually, i’d have 2 or even 3 smokes on my 35 minute commute to work, maybe even sneak out for one mid shift, 3 on a 1 hour lunch break and 3 on the way home. So i found myself with a lot of free time yesterday, which was an extremely strange sensation. My one saving grace however is that despite not even being past the first week, my voice has improved by leaps and bounds. Higher, louder, more versitile, easier to manipulate throughout some very acrobatic runs and more sustainable at the top end. Everything i needed to happen. I haven’t stopped jamming for the last 3 or 4 days straight, and its been absolute heaven. This however didn’t stop me from having about a 4 and a half hour rage yesterday morning. The management at my workplace are laughably ridiculous to the point where when they aren’t around, weirdly, we all get on with what we need to do and more often than not hit our targets, or at least get a hell of a lot closer than we do when we’re micromanaged by people who’ve literally never done our job, therefore dont understand it whatsoever. ANYWAY, they’d once again come up with a ridiculous scheme of another team coming and setting up a totally seperate production line right in the middle of our space, and i mean they couldn’t have put it in a better place even if they were trying to get directly in my fucking way. Unfortunately for them, they had no idea what they’d just let themselves in for...4 hours later after having this weird ginger dude throw shit about and be extremely (barely passively) passive aggressive, we let out for lunch. Long story short, i screamed absolute bloody murder at a line of traffic after a contruction lorry had gone to turn into the construction site right in front of us all, and ended up stranded in the middle of the road - all i can say is don’t get in the way of a dude who’s just quit cold turkey and when he’s trying to reach the shop for his motherfucking tuna sarnie! Then, like a lightswitch, i was happy as a pig in shit...smiling, laughing, having a little sing song to myself, absolutely cruising through life. How very backwards...

Today I woke up feeling as though I wasn’t bereft of the problem child referred to in my household as 20 B&H Blue, which is a good sign. Granted, i couldn’t sleep for dreaming of a fag or 9, and despite the fact that the first thing i did once getting up at 3pm was fry some spam and a couple of eggs and smash it down my face in front of Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman’s Long Way Round, generally i think cravings of all types are beginning to subside. There are only still a few moments out of the day that aren’t filled with utter despair and the feeling of being abandoned by a best friend, but the balance between them is becoming less and less biased towards a nicotine rush. I’m finding i’m having plenty of really fucking weird dreams since i’ve started replacing fags with food, but thats bound to happen considering how heavy my smoking was, and given how until recently my horrific eating was very much at a similar point. I find i can breathe better already though, so i plan on taking as much of an advantage from that as possible whilst i can still appreciate it as somewhat of a luxury, before perspective shifts and its simply the new norm. 

All things considered, i think it’s going okay. I haven’t wanted to tear anybodys teeth out with a pair of pliers today, but there’s still time. And tomorrow from what i hear is expected to be a long day at work with orders, so we’ll see...

Right, time to be a normal 20 year old for once - play some video games, listen to Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It and stay up far too late for work in the morning...go on, off you fuck ;)

#givingupsmoking #coldturkey #blog #overeater #rage #tobacco #tryingtobefunny #positivity

[mynameismatt89-blog]

#tryingtobefunny 😂

#tryingtobefunny

[melanienboyzzz]

Tu m'as pas cuisiné le poulet rôti que tu m'avais promis ? T'as envie de te faire taper en fait ? / You didn't cook the roasted chicken you had promised me ? So you just want to be hit ?

Nah, I’m good, but thx for offering // 3rd date with this boyzzz (FYI: I had never promised a roasted chicken, he had decided I would cook one for him)

#tryingtobefunny #inadequatehumor #youdeservetobespanked

[atomicamelyn]

When health officials say to avoid physical contact, but you must still pay the delivery guy. At least, he has a good sense of humor. #covid19 #coronavirus #tryingtobefunny https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sCFs3l-uQ/?igshid=kcmnceogelbf

#covid19 #coronavirus #tryingtobefunny

[rgarcia121912]

TAYLORRR

I miss you so much!! I can’t wait for the new single and album and would LOVE a follow 😉😏

#imsoexcited #RepuTAYtion #yesijustdidthat #tryingtobefunny #loveyouuuu

[the-european-desert-rat]

Growing up, everyone pronounced Roeder as Reader. Didn’t realize they would be “predicting my future.” Just glad I can see and read again 😂 #nolongerblind #tryingtobefunny (at San Pedro, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Dh3BWnjbZ/?igshid=1dp7s0ceon48u

#nolongerblind #tryingtobefunny