#u guessed it

[nicehare]

♡ lil blåhaj to bless ur dash ♡

#blahaj #stuffies #stuffed animals #my art #this was also from drawwithfriends #and i drew it #u guessed it #with my fingor :3 #art #shark #shork #caspers art

[khustard]

what is kim dokja's secret weapon

#u guessed it #mr protag himself #orv #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv kim dokja #orv omniscient reader's view point #yoo joonghyuk #orv art #orv fanart #orv yjh #orv yoo joonghyuk #yjh #yjh fanart #md #kd

[renscookiecutter]

happy valentine's day 🌹❤️

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #my art #espresso cookie #eclair cookie #espresso cookie x eclair cookie #esclair #u guessed it #my beloved gay professors #this was a gift for me and my boyfriend and he wanted me to post it so <3 #hehe #dancing......

[real-doozy]

👏🙌👊

#that bitch #u guessed it #sakura fans plz find me

[lanarchive]

ur telling me THE loml wilo scored and u guys didnt break this restaurant’s door down to tell me :(

#i am once again #u guessed it #out for dinner #stop leo too lomls :( #was wilos goal a header im abt to investigate

[gonchillunchis]

 mista inspired #girl

#girl #mista #u guessed it #gon0223 #guido mista #my artwork #gon's sketch dump

[lambinarmor]

I am…. Writing something

#with yes #u guessed it #Wesker and Jill #I’m having a hard time finding both of their voices 🥲

[gift-of-prophecy]

sometimes i think about how god made the most perfect lover boy in history but then decided to fill it with the worst problems you’ve ever seen and also alcoholism :\

#this is about #u guessed it #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #apollo’s thinking

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way- #OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

[skellydun]

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

#guess what our employee appreciation gift was. a chair. 100+ dollars on a camping chair for each HQ employee? why not just... #i was just like gee. glad u appreciate me. u ever heard of how companies can shower u with free swag but it doesnt distract from the #horrible culture??? #like yes dont give us that 100 dollars but give me an ugly chair with our company logo that i had to lug up a hill. #im just tired of this aspect of HR i think. need me some new scenery

[gaym3bo1]

tmi: read lots of catboy manga yesterday

#and did nothing for my thesis #u guessed it #rambles

[lystring]

i love that just the thought of my upcoming birthday sends me into a depression spiral.

#as usual everyone has other plans for my birthday #as usual i am scheduled to work on my birthday (or others are) #as usual i dont want to make a big production out of it but wtill want people to wanna celebrate me #but like i don't want a big family affair #i honestly dont know what I want #my 30th birthday wasn't at all what i ever pictured it to be but i fucking loved it #but then no one took ANY pictures cus im the only one who ever thinks of taking pictures apparently #so i have no pictures of one of the happiest nights of my life #like yeah sorry im being emo rn lmao but #I just wish someone wanted to make an effort to make it special i guess even though I know i fight it so much #but like theres a REASON i fight it so much #idk #i just dont want to be disappointed so i lower and lower my expectations but im still always kinda sad #I wish i was more relaxed about birthdays or even like suoer excited about them #but instead i dread them and try to make them less of a big deal because i always become so depressed which ultimately leads to.. #u guessed it #more disappointment and depression lmao #its dumb #feels like i should've grown out of it by now but nah #:) #personal #will delete soon probably lol

[ayilings]

they get groceries and krill someone

based on this meme

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #the metamorphosis #vocaloid fanart #comic #i guess lol #eternal comfort character and high school ap literature comfort character except the real comfort character is absurdity #if u want a silly time look at the qrts of the tweet i shared theres good stuff happening over there #ayilings #2023 #OH !!! the gregor here is a redraw of that one book illustration of him thats in all the memes just 2 b transparent

[nerdpoe]

Constantine makes a deal with the Spirit of Kronos.

In return for all contracts he has made regarding his soul being voided, and for Kronos himself to be John's Patron, he has to take a ghost core into himself and nurture it until it's independent.

Easy.

Infinite Realms beings are fiercely independent, and he estimates that one year of hosting and three months of looking after is nothing compared to the headache that he was going to have to go through to get those contracts voided.

The Spirit of Kronos assures him that this task will be on par, and that the payment for doing this is actually equal. He'll have to be sober, not a single drop of liquor or booze, not a single cigarette, for the entire duration.

Which. Okay, yeah, that sounds a little difficult.

So John accepts, expecting this to be kinda hard. But it's not.

The Core he houses is barely noticeable. Barely there. It takes a lot of magic, and eats a lot of ecto, and he's starting to realize that this core may have been severely damaged. This may be more than a year of hosting.

Then it starts to effect him.

He gets cravings, he's a little more emotional due to Realms Spirits being based on emotions, he sleeps more because of the little core leeching off of his magic reserves.

Other heroes start to notice.

He starts getting left out of missions, JLD and JL both checking in on him periodically. They don't know, but they know something is up.

Then he feels it one and a half years after accepting the deal; the tiny core is finally ready to come into the world. Soon, so soon, he'll be able to drink and smoke again, worry free.

The tiny ghost materializes in front of him - and John lunges forward to catch it before it falls to the floor.

Because that's not a ghost.

That's a human baby.

A green sticky note pops onto the kids forehead, and John realizes he may have just been bamboozled.

'His name is Daniel, and the deal stands until he is legally able to be independent per American Law. I look forward to our partnership.

CW'

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #mpreg #i guess #whatever have this idea #continue it if u want

[queerdraws]

Fanart for a snippet of my most favorite heartbreaking moment from swordsmans's fic bone-breaker ospreys mate for life (rated E)

#zolu #luzo #one piece #comic #i love this fic i love this fic AAUUGHH!!!! #this scene exploded my heart #okay so artist note luffy only has forehead bandages in SOME panels in his post-raid outfit #he doesn't at the post-raid party itself but he does on the hillside spectating the momo / marine guy fight #so i guess he just got a knock on the head at the party or something?? #his cheek bandage also switches sides between when he's recovering post-raid and the party #u never realize how impressionistic oda is w detail stuff until u gotta place patterns on clothing n bandages on boys #anyways very happy w how page 4 turned out #luffys autism stare n big big smile

[8pxl]

misty morning spent in the mountains 🌸🌷🌺✨ follow me on twitter / instagram / shop / buy a wallpapers or leave a tip

#pixel art #artist on tumblr #landscape #aesthetic #moon #morning #mist #mountains #ill give u a kiss if u can guess the flower correctly!