#u should try it sometime

[bidokja]

"rules for thee not for me" ig

ah yes i am sure you're very confident and not at all insecure in your moral positioning of liking hetalia, huh anon

#'rules for thee not for me' nah cause i'd let all my jewish friends curb stomp me if i liked hetalia lmao i'm not some double standard bitch #'rules for thee not for me' as if i disrespect peoples boundaries about content they do and dont wanna interact with lmaooo #why does it even matter to u #if you really don't think its a bad thing then fine. my stance on the matter shouldnt impact you i am One Dude #thinking and making decisions For Myself #u should try it sometime #acting like im in some corrupt hypocritical position of power over hetalia enjoyers. take a nap #ask

[muttyum]

sooooooo happy i get to be myself where i live :3 for real could not imagine having to repress parts of myself and like. not being at most 10 years old in my free time

#text #its just nicer being small #u should try it sometime

[godofsmallthings]

do you still believe his grammys are fake/gen

i think he wrote the songs. do i think the added production credits were absolutely warranted? maybe not, but taylor also cares so much about her work that i don't think she would give credit where she didn't think it was deserved. this is the woman rerecording her entire back catalog because she can't buy it back, remember? the thing is that taylor also has production credits on all of her songs these days even though i suspect she probably only knows how to work protools a little better than i do (which is to say barely) because she's in the room and giving suggestions/helping make decisions. that's literally all it it takes. what counts as production vs songwriting is a very nebulous concept with how music is made right now, and since she was recording out of their house i don't think him being in the room and participating is remotely out of the realm of possibility. also iirc he did come to long pond and recorded the piano parts for evermore? he probably only gets like 5% or something and the grammys deadass don't really matter anyway, so i don't think it's worth it to dwell on it so much.

#finally have stopped being a grammys apologist idk if u noticed #twas high time #hope this makes sense! #it would've been nice if he has acknowledged it a little more #but also why do i care if he ass kisses the recording academy or not #probably better for taylor if he doesn't care. maybe she'll learn a thing or two from it #i just think it is like so incredibly possible for someome who plays piano at almost any level to come up with those parts #and that if 11 time grammy winner taylor swift coached you through a writing session you would be able to write some good songs #especially bc they were writing in the style of music he loves and listens to. he's such a music guy #like idk. writing songs isn't a coveted practice only reserved for savants #u should try it sometime #ask

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[matadorofheart]

i know ppl seem to think healthy relationships & clear communication in fiction are "boring" or whatever but considering how much i've been fucked over by people refusing to communicate with me or listen to anything i say i think i deserve to enjoy my little fantasy world where human beings actually have conversations with each other

#'the characters sound like they went to therapy school' cool. #this is literally how i talk to people who i want to have meaningful relationships with #u should try it sometime #idc if you like unhealthy fictional relationships but acting like it HAS to be that way in order to be interesting is obnoxious #the ship and let ship crowd gets real quiet when the ships aren't 'problematic' enough #vent // #ness talks

[b4kuch1n]

polymer broadcast signal hijack

#pikmin #captain olimar #ft. louie captain shepherd and collin #as well as #moss (pikmin) #watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really #but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man #also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol #Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more #Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers #I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment #man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals #its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that #would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future #oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days #so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him #and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again #and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc #I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it

[hajihiko]

back off our boy!

#Yes yes you're in love with Hajime. Bitch we all are!! Play nice or ELSE #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #danganronpa 2 goodbye despair #Hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #Sonia nevermind #Akane owari #Kazuichi Souda #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Their endless weird unhealthy flirting game is ended by the power of : #Friends Who Want What's Best For You (And May Be A Bit Overprotective) #Once again I feel u must clarify. I'm not like a vicious hater of the ship or anything #I think they (and chiaki) make the most sense as love interests #I just also believe they're very unhealthy for one another and need like t years of therapy before they should ethically try dating at all #Sometimes people can have feelings and be back for each other and that's a fun thing to roll around and analyze imo!

[milkbreadtoast]

Hey guys random but I wanna share this spinach pasta recipe I improvised the other day bc it's really east and tasty and a nice way to eat my greens... I've eaten it for the last several meals lol

sauce recipe (1 serving)

fresh spinach several(3?) handfuls (blended with sauce)

oat milk ~1/3 c (or a diff unsweetened milk)

small pat of butter(flavor) + 3 spoonfuls olive oil

lots of black pepper + couple shakes garlic powder (or minced garlic)

tiny pat of miso/deonjang (if u dont have it, just add more cheese, or some salt to taste)

Lots of pecorino romano or parmesan cheese (or both)

+

more handfuls spinach to eat w pasta whole, opt (several/3 handfuls; keep in mind spinach shrinks a lot when cooked) (cooked in microwave, with sauce liquid)

more cheese, black pepper, parsley etc for serving

Note: need a blender to make the spinach sauce green. I used a small bullet blender. If you don't have a blender, just cook and eat the spinach pieces whole alongside the pasta instead of blending it w the sauce, like an alfredo cream sauce.

With whole spinach pieces:

>combine sauce ingred in tall, microwave safe bowl except spinach & cheese; microwave 30 sec to melt butter/miso and mix thoroughly

>add several handfuls of spinach to the sauce liquid; this is the whole spinach pieces.

>cover + microwave for 1 min /until the spinach leaves are completely wilted and tender but still green

if u dont have a blender you'd be done here (microwave longer to reduce, add more cheese/oil to make it thicker, etc)

>add 2-3 handfuls fresh spinach into bullet blender and pour in most of the sauce liquid; Blend until fully broken down into a creamy green sauce. (add a splash more milk if it's not blending)

>combine w rest of sauce in the bowl; add cheese and microwave 30+ sec more uncovered (*i add cheese at the end bc it's harder to blend with the spinach)

Without whole spinach pieces (just green sauce): combine all sauce ingred Including spinach into bullet blender; blend until fully combined; transfer to bowl & microwave 1 min + longer as needed to reduce (uncovered)

Pasta:

> boil pasta in salted water according to directions (go a min under and test if its cooked, for al dente pasta)

> drain + return to pot, add the sauce + stir

note: if doing this method u can also make the sauce in the same pot instead of using a microwave; after draining the pasta, leave it in strainer, and make the sauce in the same pot and simmer... turn up the heat to boil + reduce as desired, then add the pasta back in and stir until hot. (If i was making a bigger portion for multiple ppl i'd prob do this)

USING LEFTOVER COOKED PASTA (this is what i did, bc i had made a lot of pasta a few days ago, and had the leftovers stored in fridge):

> microwave pasta by itself in a bowl/plate for 1 min, covered

> add the hot sauce on top of hot pasta (microwave first if it's not hot enough)

(^i microwave sauce + pasta separately to ensure the pasta stays al dente btw... if u microwave sauce with pasta it gets soft)

(If making large batches ahead I'd store the pasta and sauce separately for the same reason... I'd prob do the same thing I did, make a large batch of pasta and then make the sauce right before eating... I just hate soft pasta tho so if u dont then dw abt it🫡 lol)

> Top w extra cheese, black pepper, parsley and serve/eat immediately!!

#food #pasta #spinach #spinach pasta #recipe #my recipe #cooking #easy meals #its rly easy and tasty... and its easier to eat spinach this way lmao #if u dont want to eat the whole spinach pieces blend all the spinach w the sauce #its rly delicious... ive eaten this for the past 3 meals to use up my leftover pasta #and its so good... #if u added basil leaves too thatd basically be pesto... #i dont have basil rn tho #i like this bc it reminds me of that peruvian dish that i rly like... what was it called? #green noodles... #*googles* tallarines verdes... i should try actually making that sometime its prob not much harder #but for now i rly like this recipe and wanted to share... success...

[daily-ethoslab]

my bad for not adding skizz won't happen again

#i didnt forget him I promise I don't know why I left him out #i love zkizz this is a sin I should repent or something #tt #i think its cause I don't have a good design for him and this was a lower effort drawing and i cant just draw him normally #he has to be weird and fucked up u know #and I've drawn him a lot but I didn't want to put in the energy at the moment #same as to why they arnt laughing in this drawing #cause I can't just slap an XD face on them and call it a day cause their poses would look weirdly stiff #then I would have to complicate the poses and I didn't feel like doind that cause I'm lazy #no its cause I spent a lot of my drawing energy earlier and I didn't want to burn out so I cut a few corners #i dont know where the line is sometimes #what's low effort and what's me trying to take it easy #I hope this doesn't come off as me venting I'm trying to reflect haha #anyways silly skizz doodle #this should inspire me to stay up a little later to do a few skizz designs tho #wegh

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

How to cheer up sad friend who can’t sleep and it’s three am: make fun of the crummy old tutor he used to have

#betrothed eclipse #betrothed au #servant reader #royal x servant au #silly fluff #doodles #sketches #fnaf eclipse x y/n #fnaf eclipse x reader #bones of a rabbit au #sometimes ur purpose in life is to try n make hard days easier for th ppl u love #and that is ok #or smthn idk I just work here #anyway I should b getting ready for work lol sshsdghshd bye

[hyprlnk-blckd]

when i can't get myself to start drawing i will do. this. and. 75% of the time i will be able to start drawing and i. h

#sometimes it's ocs but i enjoy making it a cartoon shape. it suck's #why do you draw so much spamton bullshit I'M CURSED BY THGE BEAST #i need to. try loosening up with other shit. however... h #wanna draw some gays kissing? well... don't u worry boss. i got thi s #anyway . this is why i always have so many sketch pages of the guy cause. it keeps happening #i should post real art some day again #hyprlnk_art

[codacheetah]

Made a little Loop profile pic :3 Love them

#codacheetah #my art #in stars and time #isat #isat loop #wow something related to loop that also isn't spoilers. crazy #this is part 2 of me being inspired by the sonic adventure style. it's a really good style you should try it sometime #anyways you can use this if u want teehee just credit me. join the loop nation!!!!!!!!

[cosmogenous]

not everything is abt you

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

uh peter, u doing okay buddy ??

#sometimes i listen to pete’s lyrics and im like u doing okay? #and other times i listen to them and i relate so hard that im like am i doing okay ? #the answer is probably no to both let’s be honest #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #from under the cork tree #infinity on high #folie a deux #so much for stardust #mania #lake effect kid #save rock and roll #i’ve got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth (summer song) #7 minutes in heaven (atavan halen) #i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off (me and you) #bang the doldrums #disloyal order of water buffaloes #alone together #young and menace #super fade #what a time to be alive #the kintsugi kid (ten years)

[saccharinerose]

Rhysand: I’m the Most Powerful High Lord Ever... but having the Night Court be night 24/7 is too hard 🥺

Tamlin, Tarquin, Kallias and Beron, able to eternally keep their respective courts in their season’s temperature (which is determined by the angle of the sun’s rays hitting the earth) and the plant-life in the same growth stage with their magic:

#saccha's thoughts #anti sjm #anti rhysand #rhysand slander #the biggest problem w/ sjm fae is the gender essentialism #the second biggest problem is their lands being in the same world as the humans #instead of a separate world AS IT SHOULD BE #interrupting my totk phase with one (1) acotar dunk #thank u nintendo for keeping that hell series (derogatory) out of my brain for at least a while #n e ways im trying to forget i ever read acotar bc im objectively not the target audience #but sometimes things just pop into my head like this

[biillys]

gyllenchains: the question was what would he want to see for billy. i didn’t record the other part but he said billy had to die. so i’m gonna walk into traffic

dacre @ stranger con, chicago (9th oct 22)

#'he was constantly trying to push through and break the mould of his father' dacre i need u to know that i owe u my life #gifs #m #dacremontgomeryedit #dacre montgomery #billy hargrove #camaro 67 #something so fucking tragic and sad about the way that so many people believe that the only reason billy could redeem himself is by dying #like.............................................................my brother in christ......if he lived.....and he got to experience life #without neil...................... like if he got to breath some fresh fucking air without his father constantly just. existing. right there #sometimes out of sight but never out of mind....... then my GOD the way he couldve clawed and pieced together a life for himself #a family for himself in him and max #just like. a new beginning #but like. no. #his only redeeming quality was if he fully got himself killed just so the kids could live #wait this isnt me coming for dacre and what hes saying here its me coming for ppl that are like #'actually the only good thing billy done was die. and he deserved it.' #hate that crowd #like its just fucking tragic that ppl that are going though this and suffering constantly at the hands of ppl they should be loved by #are seeing people be like 'well the only way you can make up for the fact that ur a Piece of Work is if you #fucking sacrifice yourself for a Good and Palatable Victim. die bitch.' #but i do get what hes tryin to say here!!!!!!!!!!! i get u dacre!!!!!