Recently been obsessed with Undertale Yellow, and I am very much in love with a certain star cowboy. Long story short I need to get this idea out of my head before I forget.
Hear me out.
North Star x Bandit Reader
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You heard about this little town growing in popularity in the Wild East. A little place in the Dunes where monsters can get a taste of the surface, with some interesting characters to make the area more appealing.
The main attraction, of course, being “The Feisty Five” as they call themselves. Just a group of human-interested friends wanting to have a little fun, and bring hope to the other monsters trapped in this hellhole.
The Feisty Five are indeed… an interesting group. Not particularly threatening, but a good group to hang around with if you’re looking to have some fun. Most you’d have to look out for is Mooch, who ironically, has a nasty stealing habit.
Oh but what caught your eye the most? The self-proclaimed sheriff of the Wild East.
“North Star” is the name he goes by, and boy is he quite the charmer!
Initially you came by the Wild East looking for a bit of excitement. A place where you could have a bit of fun and mess with the residents before moving along to the next unfortunate destination.
Oh but this? This was a lot more fun than you ever thought it would be!
The Feisty Five despite being the “protectors” of this town were, quite frankly, terrible at the protecting part. Just a gaggle of monsters living out some sort of human-based fantasy.
Unfortunately for them, you had a streak of causing trouble wherever you went, and to this day you’d never been caught for it.
Living in the underground got… boring after a while. Everyone living in a zombie-like state of hopelessness and despair was a bit too… depressing for your taste.
Call it morally wrong, but you wanted monsters to feel, well, anything! So you resorted to becoming a… well North Star would call it a “bandit” if he knew.
During what monsters considered night-time, you’d don on your trusty cloak and mask and cause a bit of mischief. Breaking and entering, stealing, blowing things up, occasionally scaring any poor monster who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time? All were fair game to you!
You weren’t a completely terrible monster however! Any damages caused would end with the owner of the property mysteriously ending up with the gold to fix it, and stolen items would always be returned by the next night. It was simply just to stir up a bit of chaos and have some fun! That and it got monsters feeling something other than hopelessness!
Which leads us to the situation at hand.
You started living in the Wild East for a little while. A few months at least, getting time to know the locals so when the chaos ensued… well you wouldn’t necessarily get blamed if the town trusted you right?
In that time you grew a bond with the Feisty Five. Honestly who wouldn’t! They all had their quirks that made them fun to be around!
Ed despite being the muscle of the group had a heart of gold, and was very fun to mess around with. You still remember his face when you snuck that little fizzy tablet into his drink, and it exploded all over his face. His reaction was priceless!
Moray was always a chill monster to be around. You enjoyed how you two seemed to be able to talk about anything, and admired their skills with a sword. Truthfully, you had a bit too much respect for them to pull a prank… yet.
Ace was a mysterious fellow, the most quiet out of the four for sure. You two never talked much, but you quite enjoyed the card game he used to offer you. Keyword on “used to”, he stopped doing that after you won one too many times. You got revenge about a month after that with an unfortunate loose floorboard in the saloon.
Mooch was a lot like you actually, mischievous and a pretty good thief at that! You quite like her and can’t wait for the day you can steal all the gold she’s taken from you back. Friendly competition and all that, but stealing it now would blow your cover so you wait. In the meantime some harmless pranks from time to time that can’t be traced back to you will do.
Oh and now for your favorite member of this rag-tag gang, the sheriff himself! North Star was definitely a fun guy to be around! Matched your dramatic flair almost too well honestly! His hero act was always one you enjoyed feeding into, especially considering what you had planned.
Oh right! That little plan of yours is exactly why you’ve stuck around the Wild East for so long!
You see, North Star wanted to play the dashing hero, but you can’t be a hero without a worthy adversary to face can you?
Sure the town had Vengeful Virgil, but honestly? He’s not a threat at all! There’s no stakes or genuine mystery with him! And quite frankly you’ve started to hate the staged performances.
No twists or turns? No drama or unplanned hang-ups? No no no! That won’t do for your new favorite group of monsters! I mean you’re hiding right under their gazes in plain sight! A well trained “bandit” who’s actually willing to cause actual chaos around here!
Which led to where you’re currently stationed. Mask and cloak obscuring your true identity within the night, you press a simple little button.
*BOOM*
You smirked from your position on top of the saloon. You see earlier you had planted some little explosives around town. Not in any spots that would hurt someone, but enough to give everyone in town a scare.
You chuckled as you heard screaming and panic envelop the town. Monsters like many times before running around terrified like mice. It was always fun to watch!
A shout rang out above the others however.
“Alright settle down everyone!”
Ah there he was… North Star.
You climbed down the roof of the saloon as you quietly hid behind it and watched.
The Feisty Four we’re running around under North Star’s orders, checking to see if any damage or harm had been done, while North Star tried to calm down the increasing crowd of monsters in a panic.
You watched a little longer.
Then North Star looked up at you.
Oh this was going to be fun.
“Stop where you are!” North Star shouted.
You smiled under the mask and made a run for it, the sheriff hot on your heels trying to get you to stop.
Oh but sheriff, the chase is half the fun no?
You continued to run, but quickly dug your heels to the ground and stopped to face your pursuer.
North Star managed to stop fairly quickly in return, and you two were suddenly at the end of a cliff in a stare down.
The sheriff lifted his gun and took aim.
You tilted your head in return, purposefully deepening your voice like you’ve done so many times before.
“Aw did the sheriff not like my welcoming gift?”
North Star glared. “I don’t know who you think you are, but you made a mistake coming into this town,”
“Bandit.” He spat with venom in his voice.
You chuckled, as you took a step closer.
“Oh but North Star,”
The sheriff’s gaze grew more sharp the more steps you took forward, you stopped mere inches away from him and the barrel of his gun.
“I don’t think I did.”
North Star fired.
No bullet came out of the barrel, a result of the tampering you did earlier to prepare for this moment.
You took the opportunity to rush forward and grab the taller monster by his bandana, and seize the wrist holding the gun in his mere moments of shock.
You stood there locked in place for a few seconds. Tilting your head to the side, you watched as the sheriff seemed to be caught between emotions of his facade and what lay underneath. After all, you can always break an actor if you try hard enough.
You chuckled and broke the silence between the two of you.
“What-” North Star started, but you cut him off.
“Tell me sheriff,” You tighten your grip on his wrist. “What do you think I want hm?”
You leaned closer towards his face.
“Money? Recognition? To simply hurt others?”
North Star stiffened.
“No.” You loosened the grip on his wrist.
“You and I both are not so different ya know?” You continued. “We’re both acting to bring some life into this hell of a place.”
You let go of him completely and take a few steps back.
“We just do it for our own personal reasons right?”
North Star glared you down.
“I’m nothing like you.” He spat.
You shrugged in response.
“Maybe not, sheriff.”
You back closer to the edge of the cliff.
“But…”
You stop right at the edge as North Star aims his gun at you yet again.
“You’ve always wanted to play hero right?” You ask.
North Star continues to glare you down. “I don’t want to hear it, bandit.”
“This is your last warning.” He whips out his lasso in his free hand. “Surrender now.”
You smirk, purposefully ignoring him.
“Well sheriff. You have your villain.”
You step off of the cliff as you see the lasso at the edge of your vision.
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Where?
Starlo ran over to the cliff-edge, kneeling down to look over the edge.
Where did they?
He frantically looked for the bandit, but they were gone without a trance.
Starlo huffed in annoyance, too many thoughts running through his head.
Would they actually kill someone?
Why was this monster so intent on this?
He never wanted this! This was just supposed to be for fun! He didn’t want to endanger anyone!
Starlo started internally panicking. The thought of- of this monster hurting anyone here. Would they do it? They wouldn’t right? They talked about acting so surely they wouldn’t-
The sound of paper caught his attention.
He looked down on saw a piece of paper tucked neatly into his bandana.
When did they have time to put that there?
With trembling hands he opened it.
“Howdy North Star,
Glad we finally got to meet face to face. I’ve been dying to see your reaction to when I finally make a move.
But don’t worry, I won’t hurt anyone. At least not yet.
You see I’m a bit of an actor myself, and any good actor should know you can’t have a hero without a proper villain.
So I’ll give you a warning. A heads up if you will.
I won’t hurt anyone in any truly damaging way. Unless things get boring that is, but I highly doubt that’ll happen with how entertaining you and your crew are.
I think this town needs a bit of chaos. And lucky me that you just so happened to imply you wanted a challenge when I showed up!
So tell you what. Let’s have some fun with a little game of cat and mouse. I’ll cause some trouble and you can play the charming hero as always. Besides I’m sure even you’ve grown tired of the same boring routine every day.
See if you can be the first to actually catch me sheriff. I’ll be waiting to see if you can pull it off. :)
-With hope for future fun encounters, Anarchy”
Starlo stared at the letter for much longer than he should have.
Well…
If this bandit wanted to mess around with his town?
They’ll have sure as hell a tough time doing so from now on.
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starlo / north star : sfw & nsfw headcanons
note: i'm halfway through playing undertale yellow and this guy has caught me with his lasso, im hooked i'm afraid. the reader insert can be any gender, race, species, etc, nothing is specified.
tw: none
minors, ageless and blank blogs will be blocked if caught interacting. it's also highly recommended to play the game first before reading this
sfw:
starlo is definitely the "take things slow" type, it might take him some time to realize he's.. kind of falling for you.
it may not seem like it, but he's a lover boy, when he's hooked, he's hooked.
a lover of pet names, always calls you "darling" or "sweetheart."
doesn't mind pda at all even in front of the posse, not only is it a way of showing that you belong to him but he's not afraid of showing how much he loves you even when eyes are on him.
he's very protective, he'll never let anyone lay a finger on you, if he finds out someone did, they'll be gone... indefinitely, but don't get it twisted, he is by no means an insecure man, people trying to hit on you is no big deal on him (unless they're a creep) because he knows he's the man you come home to at night.
but he also wants you to learn how to defend yourself as well, for those times that he's out of town, it's indefinite that someone will use that as an opportunity, so, he trains you how to wield a gun and such.
ceroba is very happy for your relationship, and you two become friends not too long after you and starlo make it official.
he doesn't mind spending a pretty penny on you, gifting you something new here and there, and pays extra attention to things you're very interested in.
when he's very comfortable with you, you see a side of him no one has seen before, he's rather playful and likes to snuggle up under you, it doesn't take long until he falls asleep under your arms.
he would love to marry you one day, he may or may not already have a wedding planned out, and one day, he does want to have a family, a mini you or a mini him running around (preferably a mini you, honest.) but.... not right now, of course.
nsfw underneath, you have been warned.
nsfw;
before he met you, he was a virgin, but, due to a little thing called 'curiosity,' he's not exactly uninformed on the act.
when the opportunity ceases he's shyer than you had ever seen him, his blush is bright and he's trembling on what to do.
he doesn't want to embarrass himself and or accidentally hurt you.
he doesn't really like rough sex or any hard kinks, he's more of a romantic sensual guy, he's not a complete prude though, he doesn't mind giving you a few love bites here or there, or vice versa, just only where the two of you can see it.
you'll know when he's in the mood when he's a lot more touchy feely than usual, sometimes he hands wander in places they shouldn't, like 'accidentally' brushing his hand against your ass.
if you're curious, yes, his species do have mating cycles, do with that what you will.
the two of you on more than one occasion have fucked on the couch while everyone was away doing whatever, there's a mystery stain on one of the seats... no one knows where it came from or who made it.
he's slightly above average for his kind, around 6 in a half inches bordering 7.
he has an affinity for cumming on your back, or chest.
he's a switch, there are days where you're in control, and days where he's in control.
he wont stop until he makes you cum, he wants you to also enjoy it as well, and it's very important for you to tell him what makes you finish.
when the two of you do finish, you guys mostly fall asleep afterwards, or, sit up and talk about whatever and go for something to eat depending on what time it is.
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heyy I see you're writing undertale x reader soo
is it okay if I request sum general dating scenarios with Dream and Nightmare? Separately and if possible gender neutral please! :) Take your time, and thank you!
OK ^^ *art not mine*
reader gender:gender-neutral.
Dream Sans/Nightmare Sans *Seperate* Dating Scenarios!
imagine walking along a forest filled with fairy lights diagonally left and right running along the trees branches, covered with the green leaves of spring. moths flying around the little bright yellow lamps, just to see two logs set horizontally on the ground infront of a flip-up table filled with desserts and two plates of food already made neatly set with tupperware neatly placed in between the two royally designed bowls, two glasses filled with water to relieve your mouth when needed. hearing the crickets chirp in the nighttime and the rush of warm wind running down your skin, only to be met by dream, greeting you and taking your hand in his bright yellow gloved hand, leading you to the neatly set dinner.
after you two had finished your food, dream extends his hand out reaching towards you, looking calmly like a royal prince before speaking in that cherished voice of his.
"may i take this dance?"
imagine, walking into a neatly royally decorated ballroom, filled with aqua-turquoise lamps to fill the dimly lit room, classical royal music playing in a lowered volume like in old days like at a royal party assigned by the king and queen, walking along to see neatly designed pillars inside of a castle that looked like they twisted in such an elegant manner of like a dancer, a chandelier filled with candles brightening up the rooftop of the ballroom neatly to make it seem more romantic like a neatly written romance book of two lovers.
a set of papyrus guards dark as night guarding the entrances and each corner to ensure safety in the area, staying firmly still with a stoic face on, seeming moreso like statues, before you had the chance to look around more, you were greeted by nightmare, dressed in elegant royal wear moreso of what a king would wear, smiling like the cheshire cat looking at you smugly with a golden crown with half of the moon engraved on the rectangular top of it, it shined brightly when looked in different angles like it had been cleansed and stroked twice to ensure no stains.
his arm extended out to you, taking his arm in his before wrapping another hand around your waist to your back, laying your front body on his with your head laid on his looking at you still with the same smile before speaking in his deep growly voice with amusement.
"shall we take this dance tonight?"
YIPPEE.
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