#unless your pet is actively trying to die

[asphaltvalkyrie]

Before you abuse and belittle your veterinarian and their staff, know that there is currently a severe shortage of qualified veterinarians in the US and that we can and will fire you from our clinics.

#veterinary medicine #personal #my supervisor fired an abusive client today #I didn;t take part but reading the notes on her file was DELICIOUS #she left us a 1 star yelp review #called us heartless extortionists #for charging an urgent care fee #and said she was never coming back #and then she tried to make an appointment a week later #and the hospital manager pulled receipts on her SO FAST #told her she wasn't welcome #bitch we have a 3 week waitlist #unless your pet is actively trying to die #and even then we have to refer a bunch of them to other hospitals #we don't need you or your shitty poorly behaved dogs

[sunshine-for-serotonin]

My lord i would give you my firstborn for more Erik content, hes literally my babygirl.

Hello my darling!! I decided to do some cuddling headcannons for you as well as some random tidbit headcannons!!! {it’s extremely unorganized} this can be read as any Erik of your choosing, but some specific phantoms are mentioned once or twice!

I’m not super proud of this, but I felt like I had to feed you guys something.

I am not officially back to my full tumblr writing, but I am hoping to make a steady return! Also, I made a Lerik bot on Character.ai if you guys want me to un-private it and post the link. :)

When you cuddle with Erik, no matter which version, you basically have to plan on taking the first or second half of the day off.

He’s very touch starved, so he doesn’t like letting you go unless he absolutely has to, and even then Erik will probably throw a fit of some kind, too desperate for your touch to even think about how it may affect the rest of his opera house.

He’s not ashamed about voicing his need for you either; if you try to leave, he will drop down to his knees and blubber like a child, begging for you to stay and love on him. If it’s a specific person that is causing you to leave, Erik will threaten to kill them! It doesn’t matter if it is the managers, Meg and Madam Giry, or even Christine (should she stay there after the whole final lair scene and the phantoms activities die down)! It doesn’t matter! They don’t matter! The only thing that matters is you and your love! Erik needs you, (Y/N)! He needs you to love him until he can’t think! For you to cuddle him and kiss him like he’s your beloved pet!

Concerning you being friends with Christine, Erik absolutely despises it! She had already abandoned him for the Vicomte, she can’t take you away from him too! She mustn’t! No, if Christine even tried to advise you away from him, he would make sure she wishes she never approached you!

Please, if he starts on one of his tangents about you leaving him for someone else, make love to him and tell him what a good boy he is. It’s a sure fire way to calm him down, and Erik, even though he is likely significantly older than you, loves being coddled and reassured that you won’t leave him.

you will find that almost all versions of Erik prefer to be held rather than just hold you, with the exception of Cherik. It’s not because they’re selfish! It’s because Erik needs you to hold him in order for things to feel okay, and it feels good that you would hold him of your own free will and kindness. If he was the one completely holding you, he would be worried you didn’t actually want to be close to him!

To expand on that a little more, Cherik is the only phantom that prefers to be the big spoon. All the others want you to press against them from behind and wrap your arms around their waist, pressing kisses into the sensitive skin of their neck. {as mentioned in one of my previous posts, Kerik is a horny bastard and will probably start getting hard if you’re not careful.}

Get them to lay on top of you.

Do it. Well… do it if you can handle them crying from emotional release, anyway.

Laying on top of you will give Erik the feeling of maternal care and nurturing he never received as a child, and it’s bound to make him cry from the sheer love he feels for you and the feeling of love you’re giving him, and even then the abandonment issues and childhood trauma just overflows from him like a fountain of sadness.

For versions of Erik where his deformities are a little more open and wet, like Meriks, you’ll have to reassure him that you don’t mind touching it. That the feeling of his open flesh against your skin doesn’t bother you, and that you’d love to cuddle him regardless.

Phantoms with deformities like Meriks are almost always between a rock and a hard place when it comes to cuddling you because on one hand, they’re worried about you seeing their deformities up close and so they’ll want to lay their bad side on your chest so you can’t see it as well. On the other hand, they’re paranoid about you finding the feeling of their deformities gross against your skin and making you uncomfortable.

It’s a lot to unpack when you cuddle Erik, or even give him attention in general, but you will find that it is well worth the effort. Erik loves you and would burn down the entire world to make you smile, and yet he finds himself feeling he is unworthy of even mere scraps of your attention and love, but you always reassure him otherwise. :)

#yandere erik destler #erik destler x reader #erik destler #phantom of the opera #phantom of the opera x reader #yandere phantom of the opera #yandere poto

[venus-maneater]

yan! conquerors | visenya, aegon i, rhaenys

general yandere headcanons !

implied fem reader ! (no pronouns used)

note; this takes place before, during, and after the conquest of Westeros (before Rhaenys’ death), so it’s a bit open-ended and this can be viewed an au where she doesn’t die !

WARNING(s): obsessive/possessive tendencies, implied grooming, unhealthy relationship dynamics, abusive behavior, implied kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome, mentions of war and various forms of violence

Because Aegon refuses any marriage offers from other houses (due to already having 2 wives and not desiring another), you likely meet the three differently. I would say their top pick in a darling would be someone from a lesser house that’s sworn to Dragonstone.

you’re a bit younger than the three, and they quickly grow attached to you. At first they viewed you as maybe a little sibling or even a pet, but the affection they have for you eventually becomes romantic, especially once they decide to conquer Westeros. You first came to Dragonstone at around 15 years old (Rhaenys being 18, Aegon being 19, and Visenya being 21).

Rhaenys was quick with her affection towards you, immediately infatuated by your genuine kindness. She, of course, has you accompany her almost everywhere after only a few days of knowing you. Visenya starts calling you “Rhaenys’ pet”

Aegon is easily influenced by Rhaenys, so her endless praise of you rubs off on him pretty quick. He comes to view you just as fondly as his younger sister does, requesting for you to watch him train and join them all in their daily activities.

Visenya and Aegon train often together, and the two of you really meet because of Rhaenys and Aegon always dragging you along. She dislikes how they cling to you and takes upon herself to shied you from them, not wanting you to be too overwhelmed. She stops calling you a pet after a week because she now understands her siblings’ feelings.

Visenya may be your favorite for a little while because of this; she outwardly respects your time and individuality more than her younger siblings.

but after just a few weeks of knowing you, all three become fussy about you; wanting to control your schedule and refusing to do their duty without your presence. Even something as simple as eating a meal, they won’t do it unless you’re there to join them.

they do, however, keep you out of politics or any kind of war planning. They all think it’s too violent or serious for you to be listening.

you are not allowed anywhere near the dragons at this point, mostly because of Aegon’s paranoia that something bad could happen (this greatly upsets Rhaenys, as she wants to ride Meraxes with you)

when they aren’t with you, they keep you heavily guarded and switch out your guards as much as they can to prevent you from making friends with them

If they’re apart, they each want you alone. This leads to arguments and eventual agreements where they alternate days with you. This is the time in which they’re the most clingy, even Visenya.

They’re all slightly aware of their tendencies, but don’t care at all. They’re much nicer to you than what they see in most relationships, so they fail to see the issue. You could be up North, married to an abusive Bolton, but you’re not; you’re with them.

The three were already married by the time you joined them (although they didn’t behave that way) and their parents were dead, making Aegon Lord of Dragonstone

with your family sworn to the Targaryens, the three can control you pretty easily, although you may not realize it. As different as they are, they make an incredible team and can be as subtle as they need to.

(Also Rhaenys is def a gaslighter) “What do you mean you think we’re purposefully sabotaging your family visits? That’s crazy omg I can’t believe you would think so low of us”

They absolutely sabotage any visits with your family unless they can be there as well. They’re pretty paranoid about your father trying to betroth you to a Lord or King (which is something they’ll definitely put an end to, one way or another)

Rhaenys is able to talk your father out of engagements with relative ease due to her charming personality, but that can only get her so far.

if you do somehow end up with a fiance, then he will end up dead or missing but it will likely be made to look like an accident

The three really value your opinion of them; they want you to admire and trust them so they keep up a good appearance in front of you. They lack cruelty, so it’s harder for you to suspect that they’re doing these horrible things on purpose.

It takes a few years, but their feelings for you do become romantic. Rhaenys is first to fall for you in that way, mostly because of her sexual nature as a person. Once she expresses these feelings to her siblings, they immediately follow suit.

Now that you’re around 18, there’s more pressure for you to get married, but they (esp. Visenya and Aegon) always reassure you that you don’t have to give in to societal norms.

they also get rid of any letters your family sends you, strengthening that gap and ensuring that you rely on them the most

Rhaenys takes advantage of her siblings’ political intelligence, using it to spend more time with you while the other two focus on the details of keeping you in their possession

they argue over who gets to kiss you first or if they should marry you, etc.

they all probably are under the impression that they claimed your first kiss (it was actually Aegon, surprisingly) because when they kiss you, they tell you not to tell the others

you follow their instructions pretty well, as you were pretty much groomed to be theirs. You hold a lot of trust in them, but you also have a good grasp of their dynamic. You kind of tell them all what they want to hear to avoid arguments.

Most of the bickering is actually done by Aegon. Rhaenys is pretty good at sharing with her siblings, as clingy as she is. Visenya doesn’t entertain arguments, she’s the problem solver.

Aegon is the most jealous of the three; he’s possessive. He doesn’t show his emotions, but he’s easily annoyed when you’re not with him. He lets himself go when he’s with the three of you and saves his more stern moments for when he’s politicking.

Visenya is a strong believer in marrying you, for multiple reasons: It’ll guarantee you can’t get married to another, it will keep you close to them permanently, and it will justify taking your maidenhead. They all agree with this at first, but their conquering of Westeros complicates this.

During their conquest is the height of their intensity. This phase lasts a few years and they leave you primarily under the care of Orys Baratheon (their bastard brother). You’re carefully hidden away at Dragonstone, far from being touched by battle.

Aegon especially trusted Orys; he was close to your age so you ended up getting along very well. You spent the better part of two years with him as your sworn shield. Your three admirers are surprisingly unbothered by your new friendship.

among all their planning and battle, you’re left ignorant to pretty much everything. They don’t tell you much, preferring to isolate you and keeping you compliant, so all the information you get comes from Orys

Orys is the one who tells you what’s going on, but even he doesn’t give you all the details

Along with their conquest came the opportunity to rid themselves of your family. Visenya brought this idea to light and Aegon immediately agreed. The men in your family were quickly sent to fight for the Targaryens and most of them died in battle.

without the men in your family, no one could make decisions for you anymore and they were now the only ones in control of anything concerning you

Once their conquest was done with (at least mostly, and excluding Dorne) you were brought to King’s Landing on Vhagar when Visenya was sent to get you

there you were all set to live in the Aegonfort, where Aegon served as King on the Iron Throne and his sisters were his queens

At this point, they all wanted to marry you (especially Aegon so that he could make you his queen) but the faith played a large role in politics and wouldn’t support Aegon taking a third wife. Visenya obviously didn’t care and supported the idea of marrying you anyways.

you end up either getting married publicly (making a ton of people angry and getting them all killed) or a secret Valyrian wedding is held

Despite most people not liking the idea of Aegon taking a third wife, you’re shockingly well-loved by the public

partly out of fear, no one at court utters a bad word about you. the increasing number of people in King’s Landing only hear good things.

It’s always been intended for one of your children to become Aegon’s heir (the three discussed it without you)

so until you’re pregnant, Aegon doesn’t lay with either of his other wives

if you’re unable to have kids, then it just becomes a matter of first born (or whatever child you favor the most)

you may not realize it, but you have all the power here.

eventually you may learn to take advantage of them to get what you want. Rhaenys and Aegon are too smitten with you to spot any manipulation, but Visenya sees right through you and pretends not to notice.

Truthfully, none of them are stupid, but they just don’t mind being used by you as long as it’s not hurting anything.

they keep you a good distance away from the Iron Throne (not wanting you to be accidentally cut), but they each have their fair share of fantasies with you on the throne

Aegon has made a habit of placing his crown on your head

You’re fr the most powerful person in Westeros with these three obsessed with you.

- venus

#yandere hotd #dark! hotd #yandere targaryen #yandere house targaryen #yandere aegon I #yandere aegon the conqueror #yandere Visenya #hotd x reader #got x reader #yandere got #yandere rhaenys #queen visenya #visenya x reader #dark! got #yandere asoiaf #dark! asoiaf #rhaenys x reader #fire and blood

[spicypopcornfromhell]

IF I GET NERFED FOR BEING TRANSFEM MY DISCORD IS POPCORNFROMHELL (mutuals only) if not ask first

This blog is safe for systems and/or otherkin. Yall are valid idc what the feds say fuck em neopronouns are also fucking dope. Idc what you look like your hot and if you see this you get one (1) kiss and one(1)headpats. Also im like trans now. It took me 18 yrs but i figured it out

This blog is also pro therian(idk if spelling is correct)

If i say no animals yalls are excluded welcome to the blog

2024 jan 8th( i think)

I has a discord if mutuals wan it ig

Thanks for making me realise, a list of contributors:

Other trans ppl

Femboys

Furrys

Irl cis women ik

Egg irl

Traaaaaaa

Funny kink list( it dosent apply to you so if ur not into it I understand lol, a good example is my piss kink. If you aren't into that kink, I would avoid it whenever I talk to/reference you. Thus rather focusing on what your into if it fits my criteria)

Hell you dont even have to be horny here, this space exists as my "I'm a adult and interested in my own sex life" blog.

Last edit 2023dec

So I reblog alot of porn or written thoughts and sometimes memes. However it is like a cursed pendulum it changes at random the ratio I post and what I post. Today it has just been hentai. Tomorrow it might me horny thoughts of myself or other peaple please keep that in mind uwu

Before we begin:

Hiiiii it's me I'm pop but pet names and nicknames are also chill👍 I'm 89.9% submissive and I can top in a subby way though I'm mostly bottom ❤ I have they/them pronouns and such but use like any pronouns you'd like,(neopronouns welcome) HOWEVER pls pls pls try not to use masc pronouns bc I'm girl now heheheh yayyyyy!!!!!!

dude is gender neutral here👍

Oops I forgot to add I wanna try bottoming sometime lol bc am virgin

Dec8 update. Ok maybe domming is cool but im still a submissive bitch. Tho i can be a dom amongst subs

Dec19

Heyyyyy i saw other people say this but like

I struggle messaging first alot of the time and like im sorry mutualssssss

Hii yes you found my kink exploration and h3nt8i blog+y1ff so theres that

I like

Toys

Furrys

Furry toys (those tail things and cat ears and such)

Casual hj

Casual nudaty ( basicly only thighighs or such idk)

Good vibes in public (literal) app controlled lol

Mutually getting off casually

Calling my dominant master ( or any dom name idk)

Causal free use between partners

Biting( any participant)

Clamps

Fingers in mouth kink

Choking

tounge biting

Tied up with other subs (bc group activity is fun uwu)

2 domms but like at once

Watersportsss( both top/bottem)

freeuse( again, yes)

Being manhandled (rough)

Ear licking( I get the asmr now) + endogenous zone

Neck biting/kissing

Ik I missed ALOT of kinks so ye sorry bout that

Tbf I'm into most things kinky but I have my limits so discuss first uwu

I do not like

Transphobes ( dni like go die painfully )

Maps(pedos) ( no no no dni die)

Chasers (VERY FUCKING RELEVANT NOW)

Verbal degradation (do it physically rather ig)

Like you can call me slut and what not but bc of trauma dont like say I'm shit or not enough and such bc nah

Beasiality/zoophilia ( kids and animals dont belong in kink )

Minors( join my sfw blog but FUCK Off from here)

Age regressors are fine tho welcome hiiii

If you didn't get it the first time animals and kids do not belong in kink.

I'm putting down these limits because I want this to be a safe space for kinky (vannila is also chill)queer peaple and if you are a proper ally to lgbtqa+ then cis peaple are fine here but straight peaple are gonna struggle finding their stuff here . I mean ur welcome but like I'm trans, and if you cant be fine with the fact I'm trans then leave.

In other words, cis peaple are welcome. Respect my boundaries, i respect yours. Also respecting boundaries are hot btw

I talk alot about t4t and gay shit both ways. You wont find relatable stuff here (unless you're into the hentai/yiff) nothing personal ofc

Also also final thing is you can call me any pet names but please, try going for the more feminine complements and pet names and nicknames 2024 update no more masc terms byeeeeeeee am so trans it hurts

Do not call me this,(slurs) unless you are trans them we can be ironic about it

tranny

, if you are cis NO, i kick you. In crotch. The unpleasant way. Transpeaple that reclaimed this can be ironic about it lol

, sissy cuntboy or shemale ,

No. I kick you in crotch. The bad perma injury way.

Heyyy I did a thing yall

Also sorry for the mispells bc website flags words on posts I thinks

Aight this shit bout to get updated for my safety bc of what happend

Commandments of my dms

If ur lgbtqa+ ur chill come say hi even

I accept Cis ppl that are chil and accepting (chasers die)

If ur straight tho then this place ain't really for you (affectionate bc I have straight besties that actually are nice)

Do NOT just storm into dms with an exception of pics, being freeusse is a bedroom fantasy I do with CONSENTING peaple. If I havent given you a go ahead then you talk to me like a person

I'm here to make queer gay bi/pan and trans besties. Chill cis peaple are also chill because I realise that allies exist and that gay/lesbian/bi pan peaple also exist

Also If ur sapphic i do also reblog waifus so everybody profits from this blog, still do chat with me bc I like meeting new peaple. No being horny isint rlly a requirement bc I use this blog to Express my more sensual and sexual side sure, but like we can just like for example gush about our fantasies and traumadump to eachover.

Also I forget to mention if you are a mutual you basicly already have most of my trust

Anything below marked in red is mentions of trauma and venting ignore if you wish

I like shit when its consensual but I dont like rape, idk why but it's a serious topic for me .27nov2023 I saw someshit depicting it and not only did it kill the mood I legit felt shit the whole morning, I get cnc but non consent is fucked. It affected me when I was young , it still affects me today. I wasent touched and I may be a softie but having a bathroom door forced open while I was doing my stuff in there, even today I struggle to pee in public bathrooms oh and I got bladder infection from that. Long story short rape is fucked and if you condone actual rape I hope to whatever is out there you die. Once more I reiterate but cnc stuff is fine. Actual stuff is not.

Ty for understanding ig

This piece of shit pinned keeps growing huh

Hehe( vanilla means treat me like a prince/princess/gender neutral term for those)

Big words bc eng is my 2nd language. Idk what half of those means

I'm guessing hostility means I'm a brat uwu

If you red this far for some reason then I'm proud of youu❤ also even tho I'm a sub TOPS and dommes also deserve praise

Also 3 dec edit: ive been giving it thought and i knew i wasent cis, but im like, super trans. Its comforting knowing who i am after years of doubt.

Also new pronouns just dropped!!!!!!

@meandering-rook im not leaving that response to die in the tags uwu this is like top tear complements

Like

Woah uwu

2023last edit 29dec

Ummmmm im trying a feminine alias

Call me poppy or Silova or any feminine name your brains conjure

[rubilune]

Cheng Xiaoshi: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Lu Guang: Did you just make that up?

Cheng Xiaoshi: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Lu Guang:

Cheng Xiaoshi: A really long fortune cookie.

Lu Guang: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Lu Guang: *waves his finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Lu Guang after seeing Cheng Xiaoshi die once again:

Cheng Xiaoshi: Why is Qiao Ling making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Lu Guang!

Lu Guang: It’s because I’m Qiao Ling’s favorite.

Cheng Xiaoshi: I hate you.

Lu Guang, also known as a universe destroyer for his 100% platonic bff: Why would you wanna save the galaxy? It's full of idiots anyway.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Because I'm one of the idiots that lives in it!

Lu Guang: Are you sure

Cheng Xiaoshi: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Lu Guang: It was me...

Cheng Xiaoshi: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

This could work either way but I have you know what in mind

Lu Guang: I have an idea.

Qiao Ling: A good idea?

Lu Guang: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Lu Guang after deciding he's not going to be left hoeless

Lu Guang: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Cheng Xiaoshi: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Qiao Ling: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Cheng Xiaoshi: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Qiao Ling: Only as their rodeo clown.

In my defense all I'll say is that they are so siblings, your honor

Someone irrelevant, to Qiao Ling: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Qiao Ling: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*

Lu Guang, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Qiao Ling cute or small.

I support the feral and armed with medical equipment Qiao Ling Agenda

Qiao Ling: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Captain Xiao: Wasn’t Cheng Xiaoshi with you?

Cheng Xiaoshi: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once (several times) and it offends me.

Is the following one in character? No did the idea make me laugh? Yes.

Captain Xiao: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.

Qiao Ling: Hot dog costumes!

Captain Xiao: I’m sorry, what?

Qiao Ling: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Lu Guang, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Lu Guang hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.

Captain Xiao: Are you saying that Lu Guang would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Lu Guang: I do hate hot dogs.

Qiao Ling: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Cheng Xiaoshi: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Cheng Xiaoshi: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Lu Guang: I’m worried about you.

Cheng Xiaoshi: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Qiao Ling: Strong.

Captain Xiao: Weak.

Lu Guang: An idiot, is what your are.

Lu Guang: And here we see Qiao Ling and Cheng Xiaoshi in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Qiao Ling: Gaelic bread.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Grueling brad.

Qiao Ling: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

Sibling behavior

Qiao Ling: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Lu Guang: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

He actually does

In my mind Captain Xiao is actually now their parent

Captain Xiao: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Captain Xiao: Ask me to kill for you.

Cheng Xiaoshi: ...First of all, calm down-

What I will always love about this man is he didn't even know them for more than a couple times and yet he never hesitated on helping them

Cheng Xiaoshi: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Cheng Xiaoshi: And I started thinking.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Cheng Xiaoshi: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Captain Xiao: Are you ok?

He isn't

Lu Guang: We all have our demons.

Lu Guang, grabbing Cheng Xiaoshi: This one’s mine.

And he isn't letting go

Cheng Xiaoshi: I regret nothing!!!

Lu Guang: I regret everything!!!

*insert the same old joke*

Cheng Xiaoshi: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Lu Guang!

Lu Guang: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Lu Guang after the 3rd time travel:

Qiao Ling: You need a hobby.

Cheng Xiaoshi: I have a hobby!

Qiao Ling: Fawning over Lu Guang isn’t a hobby.

Cheng Xiaoshi after calling Lu Guang handsome for the 100th time

Qiao Ling: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Here I am again with my feral Qiao Ling agenda. I regret nothing

Cheng Xiaoshi: Lu Guang, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

Lu Guang: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

I don't even have to repeat the joke do I?

Cheng Xiaoshi, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Cheng Xiaoshi, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Tbh, I don't think he'd ever get a driving license in the first place, it would be too much of a hazard, but it is nice to dream

Captain Xiao: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Qiao Ling: Exercise more!

Cheng Xiaoshi: Set yourself on fire.

Lu Guang: There are two kinds of people.

Captain Xiao: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Captain Xiao: *turns around and helps Cheng Xiaoshi through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Cheng Xiaoshi.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Okay.

*out grocery shopping*

Lu Guang: *takes a free sample twice*

Lu Guang: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

I find that to be a bigger crime than breaking the entire universe tbh. At least in that he hasbhis homosexual tendencies to back him up

Captain Xiao: How do you type so fast?

Cheng Xiaoshi: Anxiety.

Lu Guang: What do I get?

Cheng Xiaoshi: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Lu Guang: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Cheng Xiaoshi: It won't be me.

Lu Guang: I'll get my coat.

The joke will never get old will it? (It has, like 4 jokes ago, but I'm so unfunny I can't think of another one)

Qiao Ling: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Cheng Xiaoshi: Ok, Qiao Ling, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Qiao Ling: 1917.

Cheng Xiaoshi: ...You're ready.

I love them a healthy amount

#linkclick #incorrect quotes #Link Click incorrect quotes #link click #qiao ling #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #Captain Xiao #lu guang x cheng xiaoshi #Feral and armed with medical equipment Qiao Ling agenda #link click season 2 spoilers #incorrect link click quotes #shiguang

[headspace-hotel]

i was gonna ask about the vegan, but you already answered that lol. so instead i offer absurd things that vegans i know have told me.

first: anything about "complete protein" and "variety", i have yet to see a vegan answer anything beyond vague generalizations.

second and my personal favorite: human meat is vegan. (tbf, the only irl time i heard this, i was probably guilty of entrapment)

third, straying into animal-rights territory: advocating the genocide of domestic species that have come to rely on human assistance. i don't recall the exact quote, but it was something like "it's better they all die than be reliant on humans"

bonus: many vegans do not consider themselves, or even humans in general, to be part of the food web (tho they usually call it the food chain)

I personally get it if people aren't comfortable with animals being killed to feed them, like, yeah I understand why you wouldn't want to eat animals that you know had to die for your meal basically.

But in terms of like, eggs and wool and milk and stuff, it's just like:

Internet vegan: These animals are treated badly! This is horrible!

Other internet person: Yeah so we should try to get eggs and milk from small local farmers that we can personally verify are treating their animals well

Internet vegan: No, veganism is about ZERO exploitation of animals, and anyway, you can just choose not to torture animals for your own pleasure

Other internet person: But they're...not being tortured? People get eggs from chickens that are loved and cared for like pets?

Internet vegan: Eating the SECRETIONS of an animal's BODY is inherently exploitative and also misogynistic probably

Like you can't really make the case that backyard eggs from chicken breeds that aren't bred to over-produce, or milk from a goat that is treated better than most pets, is "cruelty" unless you're applying human concepts of things like "freedom" and "exploitation" to them.

Anyways, domestication isn't evil any more than any other symbiotic relationship is. And the argument that there's something innately unethical about eating animals makes no sense unless you do hold that humans are "higher" or have a greater responsibility than other animals, because animals eat other animals? Humans are part of the ecosystem like everybody else. I would argue that we *are* different in that we can make choices about how to manage resources and ecosystems with consideration toward the future. But I don't think that means that eating animals is inherently wrong.

And like...ultimately, everything does in fact die, and if humans aren't eating it, something else will be. I don't know what the alternative is. Let large mammals live to old age past the point where they would be eaten by predators (which is *mercy*, not cruelty, because it's a much quicker end to suffering than just letting the creature's body age and decline until it can't take care of itself or move around without pain. and unlike a human, a horse or cow can't understand the aging process or make active decisions about its own treatment and care.)?

If no one ate meat we would still have to manage the white-tailed deer population, in the absence of their natural predators, or they would overpopulate and die slower, more painful deaths of disease and starvation. People make a big deal out of nature being "cruel" but a healthy ecosystem with lots of predators does wonders to reduce the suffering associated with death.

Also it bothers me how a lot of vegans seem to dismiss the idea of plants as potentially sentient in some ways because like...they are aware of and respond to their environment, and we are just now scratching the surface of how they sense their world and communicate (yes, communicate).

It's silly to totally dismiss a tree as inert and unfeeling, really. Trees are capable of sending messages to other trees. They sense, they feel. It's totally unlike anything we can imagine but plants possess some kind of awareness that we are only now beginning to understand. If the foundational reasoning of veganism is that "animals are sentient and can feel so don't eat them, but it's okay to eat plants" then ?????????????

[faetaiity]

Wait so if the boys (rottmnt dark au) just like to touch bat mutant readers wings claws and stuff what is mutant bat reader got curious and like does that to them?

Like touching the red marks on Leo's face? Feeling Raphs spikes? Playing with Donnie's mechanics on his back? Or touching Mikey's spots? Like their just curious about the other mutants that have taken them?

KJFEWJKGHDAJHG FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS "BITCH YOU GON GET DROP KICKED" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It won't go well the first few times, Like, not at ALL.

They all grab your hand the first few times and use the other on your chest to keep your body away

You'll get cussed the FUCK out.

They don't get touched any other way, unless it's in training or in a fight

So the instinct for them is to neutralize/disarm you

If we go off of the previous ask and your Arm/Wing is still broken, it might get fractured again due to the bones not being strong enough to withstand their grip

They snap out of it after you let out a pained cry and apologize

Best way is for you to ask for permission before touching them, so that they don't instantly attack you out of muscle memory

Asking them and then touching them still makes them nervous though

The most likely to accept and enjoy it is Mikey

The least is definitely Donnie due to even in the normal show, he isn't fond of touch in most situations

Going to Raph, getting his permission and rubbing the spines on his back gets him to churr (Mention this and you <3 get the d e a t h s t a r e <3)

Mikey will full body tackle you into the couch and let you touch his spots, churring like a fool, good luck getting up because he WILL throw a bitchfit and his bitchfits are violent.

Leo will probably complain like the little bitchboy he is, but once you touch his stripes he'll complain as SOON as you stop, there is no winning with this little shit

Donnie honestly will tell you no unlike the others, because his tech is "Important and your little grubby claws will ruin it"

However you don't listen and end up touching his tech anyways

His tech as I headcanon, has neurotransmitters attached to his brain, like these

He becomes stiff and the arms activate, petting your neck fluff, which he throws a fit over because he hates that he can't act cool whenever he has the sensors on

After a bit he just lets you mess with his googles, battle shell and tech bo, he says he just doesn't give a shit anymore but that's a fucking LIE

The others get pissy if you're touching a turtle other than them and it can end violent (Jealous little shitheads /lh)

Whatever you do to try and counteract that, DO NOT start a cuddle pile to try and calm them down, someone is gonna fucking die by the end of it. Period.

Overall 6/10 but it will be better later on if you establish boundaries between the turtles

#rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt #mikey x reader #leo x reader #raph x reader #donnie x reader #Dark! ROTTMNT AU

[igot-sarang-ggg]

Hi, could I request a oneshot with SDC DIO and partner/servant who has vasovagal syncope (basically they sweat, feel dizzy, go pale and faint when they see blood.)? I am so sorry ig this is too specific but I hope you have a lovely day 🩷

Thank you submitting a request! I had fun writing this, Hope you like it!

Blood (Pt. 3 Dio Brando x reader)

Masterlist

Small Summary: You're Dio's servant and he calls you in to find someone so they can "assistance" him.

Small mentions: SPOILERS, gn!reader, mention of blood, murder, Dio draining blood,

Men and women alike keep throwing themselves at Master Dio. I've been a servant for a few months and never spent more than a couple of minutes in his room and would rather not stay any longer than that. Those who have walked in and stayed longer never come back out.

It was finally night, Master Dio should have awoken from his slumber by now. I walked downstairs to check for any strange activity. "Y/n, my love. Could you come here for a moment?" Dio's voice echoed throughout the mansion, I made my way up the stairs and into his room, "Yes, master Dio?" He stood by the window looking outside, he seemed to be deep in thought, but he didn't respond. I walked a bit closer to him tapping his shoulder he turned around to face me. I quickly knelt before him "Sorry, master Dio. I- I waited for your response, but it seemed that you didn't hear me." Shit, I just touched him without his permission.

I closed my eyes waiting for his punishment any sort of punishment really, but instead, he gently placed his hand on my shoulder "It's fine Y/n, just keep in mind that you can't touch me unless I say so." He's not gonna punish me this time? That's a bit odd. Will he do something far worse? "Raise to your feet my dear," I did as he said, "Do you remember that women I told you about?"

"Yes, the one with the colored red nails and blonde hair, if I'm not mistaken." He sat down on his chair, "Yes, that one." Why would he be asking about her? "Could you find her and bring her to me?" The woman he was asking for was some lady that come to the mason looking to be a servant for Dio. Pet shop didn't attack her when she approached, Master Dio declined her offer, and she left. Why does he want her now? "I require her assistance at the moment. Would you mind looking for her and bringing her here?" I lowered my head bowing to him, "Of course master Dio. I'll bring her."

I spent the next few hours trying to find the women he wanted in the city. Eventually, I found her at what seemed to be a bar, I slowly approached her, "Aren't you one of Dio's servants?" She asked. "Yes, I am. Master Dio is in need of your assistance. Would you kindly follow me to his mansion?" She took one last sip of her drink and aggressively placed it down the cup. "It's about time. He probably got tired of you and is wanting a replacement." She began laughing at me as I rolled my eyes, "Please follow me." I lead her to the mansion and towards Dio's room.

I stopped her from proceeding further and knocked on the door. "Master Dio I've brought the women you requested for." Dio walked up to the door, looked at me, and grabbed me by the neck he didn't apply a lot of pressure. I closed my eyes knowing that I might die at his hands, he has killed a few people with this movement. His grip loosened, his hand moving up my neck and towards my jawline, his fingers running towards my chin. I opened my eyes only to be inches away from his lips. "Thank you, my love." He kissed my lips.

Dio pulled away and looked at the girl beside me. "I'm glad you made it. Come now I need your assistance." The women stepped forward. He grabbed her by the neck, "I'll do anything for you, lord Dio." Dio smirked "I'm glad to hear that." He picked the woman up by the neck and applied more pressure, "Killing you won't be a problem then." His fingers dug themselves deeper into her neck, she started coughing and blood came out of her mouth. Her skin became pale and now she was a corpse.

I felt lightheaded at the sight in front of me, "Thank you again Y/n... Is something the matter? You look pale." He threw her body and walked to me but it felt like everything around me began spinning, "My love, are you okay?" Dio placed his hand on my chin making me look at him, but before I could say anything I lost consciousness.

I woke up feeling a bit of a headache. Where I am? This isn't my room. I looked around through the darkness and saw that I was in Dio's bedroom laying in his bed. The last I remember was fainting when he killed that woman. "I'm glad you're awake. You had me worried." Dio walked up to the bed with a cup. "Here drink some water." He placed the cup up to my lips, I drank from it. After I was done he wiped my lip with his hand.

"Have you always fainted at the sight of blood?" He asked, "I would get lightheaded and nauseous, but this is the first time I've fainted." He sighed, "I see, I'll be more mindful of that next time." He stood up, "Please get some rest, I'll join you in bed in a bit. I'm still in need of some food and I don't want you fainting again." He kissed my forehead. "I'll see you in a bit Y/n. I've brought some fruit. Eat so you can regain your energy." With that, he left.

I found out later from Vanilla Ice that Dio had grown quite fond of me. That is the only reason why he tried to help and didn't kill me when he could. Master Dio had a side to him that no one had seen. I was lucky enough to see that side.

Request for One-shot are open!

#dio brando #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba x you #jjba x reader #jjba fanfic #jjba au #jjba part 3 #jjba stardust crusaders #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba dio #brando dio #dio x you #dio x y/n #dio x reader #jojo x reader #jojo #jjba #jojo kimyou na bouken #jonathan joestar #jjba pt 3

[quacksiie]

my little pony legacy challenge!?

the name describes it itself honestly..

basic rules:

each heir MUST represent the pony they're based after (i.e. hair, clothes and makeup) - however, they do not need any of the ponies unnatural skin tones.

the spouses styles DO NOT matter and they don't need any sort of makeover (you may if you'd like).

freerealestate is encouraged for your first house - but try and not use money cheats excessively.

unless stated, it doesn't matter where you live.

all generations must max out their aspirations and career, some may need to max out some skills.

keep the lifespan on normal or long.

if you'd like to share YOUR sims with the community, post them on the gallery using the hashtag, #mlplegacy!

GENERATION ONE: twilight sparkle

traits: genius, ambitious & bookworm aspiration: nerd brain career: education (professor branch)

rules:

master the education career & complete nerd brain aspiration

max logic,& programming skills - however, archaeology is optional but not needed.

date 2 or more people before getting married

GENERATION TWO: apple jack

traits: self-assured, loves outdoors & active aspiration: country caretaker career: gardener

rules:

master the gardener career & complete country caretaker aspiration

MUST live in henford on bagley

max pet training & gardening skill

have 3 children with different fathers/mothers and marry the last parent.

divorce as an elder.

have 2 pets throughout your life

GENERATION THREE: rainbow dash

traits: active, bro & adventurous aspiration: bodybuilder career: athlete

rules:

master the athlete career & complete bodybuilder aspiration

max fitness, handiness & comedy skills

move to san myshuno as a teenager

enter the secret lot in oasis springs (requires max handiness)

GENERATION FOUR: rarity

traits: creative, perfectionist & self-absorbed aspiration: lord/lady of the knits career: style influencer

rules:

MUST max out knitting skill, complete lord/lady of the knits aspiration & master the style influencer career

your spouse must join the law career and max it out

have only 2 children

have your spouse die before you (mc command centre is needed or marry an adult as a young adult)

must be a 2 star celebrity or higher

GENERATION FIVE: fluttershy

traits: clumsy, animal enthusiast & loyal aspiration: friend of the animals career: vet (can money cheat to buy the business)

rules:

master the vet career & complete the friend of the animals aspiration

max out vetinarian & flower arranging skills

marry for the first time as an elder

adopt one child when you are an adult.

your spouse must be someone who you have know since your childhood

GENERATION SIX: pinkie pie

traits: cheerful, childish & outgoing aspiration: joke star career: entertainment

rules:

master entertainment career & complete joke star aspiration

max out comedy, mischief & charisma skill (mischief is optional however)

dont marry any sims but die dating someone

have 3 children - 1 daughter for the heir

own 2 cats and 1 dog throughout your life

GENERATION SEVEN: dj-pon3

traits: romantic, cheerful & good aspiration: party animal career: social media influencer

rules:

master social media influencer career & complete party animal aspiration

must marry a woman but date a male through teenhood

have 1 dog through childhood

get a music station as a teen & start making music

max guitar, violin & piano skill

GENERATION EIGHT: princess cadence

traits: proper, cheerful & family oriented aspiration: big happy family career: self-employed

rules:

give promise rings as a teen & marry them as soon as your both a young adult

have 2 daughters

have 1 hamster/rodent (optional)

max out the social butterfly aspiration as a child

complete the big happy family aspiration

max out the parenting skill

GENERATION NINE: granny apple

traits: vegetarian, loves outdoors & loyal aspiration: painter extrordinare career: painter

rules:

master the painter career & complete painter extrordinare aspiration

max the painting & gardening skill

have a big garden in the back of your house

adopt one child as an elder (you cannot have woohoo to birth a child)

marry someone as an adult, but start dating as teens

live on a farm

GENERATION TEN: discord

traits: hates children, mean & jealous aspiration: chief of mischief career: criminal

rules:

marry 2 people, but divorce them both

have 10 enemies and 5 close friends

have one child but get them sent away due to low needs

master criminal career & complete chief of mischief aspiration

as a child through to teenhood, be a C student in school

#my little pony #sims 4 legacy #legacy challenge #ts4 legacy #the sims 4 legacy challenge #mlp legacy #mlp legacy challenge

[koraichalcum]

your friendly trainer's guide to: APEX KORAIDON

Something to bear in mind: dont catch him. Actually don't look at him. Don't be within 1000 feet of him. It's probably best you're not even around the crater base at all should he be prowling on the outside walls. He absolutely knew you were coming and in fact is probably hunting you as we speak-

But let's say you miraculously survived and even managed to catch Apex Koraidon.

He hates you.

Oh he absolutely hates you.

The worst thing you can do is mistake him for an animal. Apex is something akin to an ancient misplaced being; he has complex thoughts and needs ( though very angry and very proud ) and basically throwing him in a pokeball is calling him less then that. He's both a predator and a dragon with an incredibly intricate culture, rules and even language and he won't tolerate disrespect or being mistaken as Pokemon in the regular sense of needing domestication or friendship.

And he's still going to actively hunt you out of revenge as soon as your guard is down. Apex is a prehistoric predator, the apex of his time and dominant of his species. He was made in a world without humans and that everyday was one to survive. He's not made for domestication, he does not WANT domestication, an easy or kind living, or companionship. He's evolutions perfect killing machine made to take down mega fauna in solitude. He thrives on territorial clashes, fights with mesozoic giants like Tyrantrum and Roaring Moon over kills, and driving out rivals from his hoards, mates, clutches and territory.

In fact giving him offerings, kind words or otherwise is an insult to a proud ancient dragon and will make him two times as hostile. You're calling him weak, a hatchling, prey or otherwise and any proud dragon and predator would sooner die with their dignity then get help like prey.

And whatever you do DONT pet him, or ride him, or any of that sort unless you want to be trampled, thrown off violently or your limbs going missing. Not unless he says so. A dragon's scales and plume are a mark of power. In his time the brighter more battle worn hides and feathers are to be admired and respected. Touching them without permission or needlessly is a backhand and especially if you attempt to touch the softer underbelly or fringe. Same thing with trying to climb him. As said before, he's not an animal or a tool and doing so is saying different. You're going to be mauled.

A relationship with Apex is near impossible and any exceptions are in the extreme cases or by force like a masterball. In hypotheticals the closest one can get for him to consider you an equal rather then prey or an enemy is being his rival where he considers you as worthy in battle. Things like challenges, bets, and competition in ancient dragon culture is venerable, pitching ones own raw power against another. There is no respect for competitors who cheat or use anything else but their actual strength. Yes even the loser in the bet has at least the dignity that they committed with their power only.

Before being driven away from their kill or den of course.

Apex does not owe any one person his attention, his strength, or his nonexistent friendship. Any working together is usually done by force of circumstance and only for that time. His literal ideal life is hunt, rest, breed offspring, protect his den and hoard and then die if not from injury let it be in battle by a bigger opponent. Nothing else and he's happy with that.

#ooc┇╳ #headcanon tag #hes still actively hunting the remaining professor out of revenge #why the fuck do you want this homicidal bicycle #just paint a cyclizar red and get it angry. youd have a better chance with that then apex koraidon

[vampireimiko]

Hello!! How are you!!

I hope you wouldn’t mind a request!! I’m not sure if the plots are all filled, but forgive me if they are, i hope you wouldn’t mind taking my request ^^ so!

Could I request Draculaura and Cleo DeNile with a Fem! Reader who has a Asahina Mafuyu Personality from Project Senkai: Colorful Stage??

So Mafuyu is admired for her intelligence, athleticism and humble sincerity she shows that keeps any praise for these talents out of her own mouth, She is known to be kind, generous, and considerate, her words always polite and her voice soft and warm. She is difficult, arguably impossible, to anger, for any hesitation she shows that might betray disagreement or displeasure is immediately covered with a gentle smile. She is someone whom others are not afraid to rely on, and someone whom others often put high hopes on, knowing that she has met expectations before and will continue to do so.

Sorry if that’s a lot! I understand if you don’t want to do this…

Thank you!!

𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐮𝐲𝐮 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, none at all !! all of my works (like this one) are fluff unless requested otherwise ^_^

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞, THANK ARCHONS FOR THIS REQUEST, I have been wanting to write for so long but had no idea what, so this was PERFECT for me

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚

⬤ ok so !! when draculaura first saw you she thought you looked amazing !!

⬤ she def wanted to be friends immediately after meeting you, you were so smart, kind, and considerate!

⬤ so one day she approached you again and the rest was history

⬤ and my god you two were attached to the hip after that, going everywhere together, doing various activities the both of you enjoyed, or even just ranting about something random

⬤ sooner or later draculaura started to notice that her feelings for you weren't so platonic anymore, little did she know, you felt the same but wanted to be considerate since she'd just gotten out of a relationship

⬤ but surprise surprise you two ended up talking about relationships while laying in your bed playing with each others hair

⬤ you ended up making the first move by confessing to her on the field you two met on

⬤ she reciprocated your confession and sooner or later you guys are going on your first date!

⬤ you two are so cute omg !! you help her whenever she needs help on any tests / assignments and she's so grateful to have such a smart girlfriend like you

⬤ you both support one another in whatever after school or in school activities you both take part in

⬤ she's quick to tell you not to overwork yourself and slow down when trying to please people, it can be very draining and unhealthy.

⬤ whenever you two get in any kind of argument or disagree you are always the calmest one there, you tell her that you both need to walk away, calm down, and then talk about said problem after being cooled down

⬤ draculaura loves being your girlfriend cause she can tell you anything, varying from her first ever pet or the latest drama going on around the school

⬤ but that's honestly all i have in me right now😓 if you want more draculaura dating headcanons find them on mh masterlist

𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐨 𝐃𝐞𝐍𝐢𝐥𝐞

⬤ when she first heard about the new girl around school she just thought you were another face in the crowd

⬤ somebody that had gotten attention for being the new girl and nothing more. she was sure the hype was gonna die down by the next week

⬤ but to her surprise, it didn't! this is when she felt like it was worth going to see if you lived up to what everybody said about you

⬤ and you did ! she was instantly impressed with you, not like she was going to let that show??

⬤ she tried to make you do various ridiculous tasks for her in an attempt to get you mad or even a outburst out of you. it never worked. you were so patient and nice to her despite how mean she was to you and everyone else

⬤ every single task she gave you no matter how impossible, you got it done and it made her so mad

⬤ 'How could somebody be so smart, pretty, kind, and capable?' she thought angrily as she watched you run up to her with another ridiculous thing she asked you to get for her

⬤ she starts venting to ghoulia about it who suggests she may have a crush on you. she denied it INSTANTLY.

⬤ she just wouldn't accept she had a crush on you. no way.

⬤ being realistic here, Cleo would NEVER admit that she has a crush on you even though deep down she knows she does

⬤ it WILL take her a long time to admit her feelings for you if she ever decides she wants too.

𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 ; you got the bad! ending with Cleo ☹️ but if you want more of Cleo you can request or read my other works of her ^_^

𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

#spirits works 🤍 #monster high x reader #monster high x black reader #monster high #draculaura x reader #draculaura x female reader #cleo de nile x reader #cleo de nile

[livvy0326]

The sims 4: Lepacy Challenge

Rules:

* To move on from a generation your sim must complete their lifetime goal or get to level 10 of career (unless specified otherwise)

* Only play in houses you’ve never played in before (can be cc)

* Can use money cheats but you must pay all money back (either using a mod that allows sims to take out loans or by using money cheat to remove the amount of money owed from family funds)

* Any debts you owe must be payed before ending the generation

* Mods are allowed

Generation 1: Base Game (Willow Creek)

- Start your new challenge by making a sim and moving them into Willow Creek!

- Join a base-game career

- Date around! Get to know the townies more

- Become at least level 4-5 in your career before settling down

- Have a scandalous love-affair with Bob Pancakes

- Have Bob Pancakes divorce Eliza and get with your sim in order to live the life he’s always dreamed of having

- Complete your lifetime goal OR level 10 of your career

- Have at least one kid

Generation 2: Get to Work (Oasis Springs)

- Join your sim on their daily work adventures! (Doctor, Detective, or Scientist)

- Have an affair with a coworker (or a couple ;))

- Accidentally get pregnant and have your baby daddy be not supportive

- go through messy breakup

- Level up your photography and baking skill

- Meet the love of your life and settle down

- Get to level 10 of your career

- Have at least one kid

Generation 3: Get Together (Windenburg)

- Play with things for Outdoor retreat and spa day which also came out this time

- New traits like insider and dance machine and Leader of the Pack aspiration

- Join or create a club!

- Meet with your club at least twice a week

- Take on other Sims in foosball, darts, and Don't Wake The Llama

- Have a bonfire

- Level up the DJ and Dancing skill

- Have fun partying with your sim until they’re ready to have a child (either on purpose or accidentally)

Generation 4: City Living (San Myshuno)

- Dine out! The dine out expansion also came the year of this pack

- Move into an apartment and work your way up to a penthouse

- Become a politician or a critic (food or art)

- Go to all of the festivals

- Level up the new singing skill and become a city native

- Make friends and go on a lot of dates!

- Have at least one kid

Generation 5: Cats & Dogs (Brindleton Bay)

- Move to Brindleton Bay and Adopt a pet

- Become a vet and eventually run your own clinic!

- Train your pets as best as possible

- Take in a stray animal

- Complete Friend of the Animals aspiration or level 10 of vet career (if you have the mod)

- Reach level 10 of vet skill

- Mate your pets at least once!

- Settle down and have at least one kid

Generation 6: Seasons (Any World)

- Go on a Jungle Adventure! This feature was added the same year as seasons

- Experience all the seasons!

- Get an umbrella

- Go swimming, tan in the sun, rake leaves, build snowpals, etc

- Celebrate the holidays and decorate your house!

- Have one of the new aspiration reward traits

- Join the gardening career and become an expert gardener and bee keeper

- Learn Flower Arranging and/or Woodworking skill

- Have a cow plant

- Have Vertical Planters

- Please a gnome each time they appear on your lot

- Have at least one kid and have them join an after school activity (scouts!)

- Have your partner tragically die (preferably by cow plant) and become a single parent-never remarry

Generation 7: Get Famous (Del Sol Valley)

- Become an actor/actress and start rising to fame

- Have the self absorbed trait

- Level up in the acting and media production skill

- Become a five star celebrity

- Practice mixology

- Hook up with a director

- Never settle down (or go through a messy divorce if you try ;))

- Meet Baby Ariel

- Hook up with other celebrities

- Have lifetime aspiration of World-Famous Celebrity or Master Actor

- Have multiple baby daddies

- Move into a mansion

Generation 8: Island Living (Sulani)

- Become a conservationist, clean up the beaches and watch your sim’s impact bloom all over the island

- Learn the fishing and snorkeling skills

- Attend a pit barbecue event and befriend the island natives

- Fall in love with an island native

- Become a mermaid

- Have at least one lot trait/challenge that came with the expansion

- Throw a Kava party

- Have child of the islands trait and beach life aspiration

- Find buried treasures

- Reach level 10 of your career

- Have at least one kid

Optional Mini-Series: StrangerVille

- Spend the Season trying to get to the bottom of the StrangerVille Mystery

- Have the paranoid trait

- Have your sims join the military career to get more inside information

- Have an “accidental” child with either a possessed sim or a military personnel

- Solve the mystery to end season

Generation 9: Discover University (Britechester)

- Dive deeper into the Realm of Magic! Spell casters also became available to simmers this year

- Have a spell caster roommate in order to do this

- Pick the college that best suits your sim

- Live on campus

- Cheer on the student body at a school spirit event

- Wear school colors to show your sim’s pride

- Meet other students, party, hookup, etc

- Have one sim be a really good student and another student be an average one who’s not afraid to stay up late, skip class, not do homework, etc

- Have your good student have the Academic aspiration

- Have one of your sims have the research and debate skill and the other one have the robotics skill

- Join a student organization or start a club centered around school

- Wohoo in the shower!

- Earn your degree

- Move off campus (but still in the world) and never stop trying to live that college lifestyle

- Have at least one kid

Generation 10: Eco Lifestyle (Evergreen Harbor)

- Dress up and visit the Batuu! The Star Wars pack became available to simmers this year

- Have the freegan, green fiend, maker, and/or recycle disciple trait(s)

- Have the Eco Innovator or Master Maker aspiration

- Help your towns eco footprint

- Upcycle someone else’s junk and get an insect farm

- Offset your bills with wind turbines, solar panels, and dew collectors

- Level up the fabrication and juice fizzing skill

- Join the civil designer career

- WooHoo in a dumpster!

- Have at least one kid

Generation 11: Snowy Escape (Mt. Komorebi)

- Go to each of the new festivals

- Have the adventurous and/or the proper trait(s)

- Have the rock climbing, snowboarding, and skiing skill

- Have the Extreme Sports Enthusiast or the Mt. Komorebi Sightseer aspiration

- Go to the hot springs and on nature walks

- Fall in love with a Mt. Komorebi native

- Have hot pot dinners

- Spend a few nights in a vacation lot

- WoHoo in the hot springs and the ice cave

- Climb Mt. Komorebi

- Have at least one kid

Generation 12: Cottage Living (Henford-on-Bagley)

- Start your garden of big and regular plants

- Get chickens, cows, and/or lamas

- Have the animal enthusiast and/or lactose intolerant trait

- Have the Country Caretaker aspiration

- Learn to cross-stitch

- Have the Simple Living and/or wild foxes lot challenge

- Meet the Creature Keeper

- Become good at cooking and baking

- Order groceries and have them delivered

- Help out NPCs with tasks

- Own a cat

- Don’t join a career, live off the land and painting or writing

- Settle down

- Have at least one kid

Generation 13: High School Years (Copperdale)

- Become a teenage-single-parent (optional-possible w/mods) and move to Copperdale

- Have the overachiever, party animal, and/or socially awkward trait

- join your teenage sim at the highschool

- Have your teenage sim sneak out of the house using the window

- Have the single-parent be join any career and have them write in their spare time

- Be popular on social bunny

- Go to the thrift/bubble tea shop

- Join an after school team

- Go to prom with a date

- Complete a teen aspiration

- Have the entrepreneur skill

- Have a wedding for the single parent! My wedding stories came out this year

- Have at least one kid or continue the generation with the newly aged teen if possible

Optional Mini-Series: Werewolves (MoonWood Mill)

- Move to MoodWood Mills and get cursed bite

- Turn for the first time with your sim having no idea what is happening

- Have your sim start to discover more about MoonWood mill and werewolves

- Have sim spend their life trying to find a cure

- Join a pack for support and end up becoming an active member; eventually becoming an alpha

- Explore the new werewolf abilities

- Have the fishing and gardening skill

- Complete the Werewolf Initiate aspiration

- Fall in love with a werewolf and have a child together

- Have that child hate being a werewolf

- Have sim make the cure only to give it to child, as your original sim has accepted that they’re a werewolf and are happy with it now

- End Generation by curing child

Generation 14: Growing Together (San Sequoia)

- Settle down and start your family early in life

- Have a family aspiration and play with Parenthood

- Have one parent join the education career and another be stay-at-home

- Play family board games

- Teach your children to ride bikes

- Complete the infant milestone

- Get rocking chairs, keepsake boxes, and build a treehouse

- Complete a child aspiration

- Make sure your children have high childhood confidence

- Have Baby Showers, Family Reunions, and Slumber Parties

- Have good relationships with your neighbors and throw many community parties

- Have a spare room for people to come and stay over

- Have at least three kids

- Grow old with your spouse

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Leave suggestions down below for things to change or add! I just made this challenge as an easy way to explore all of the Sims 4 Expansion Packs (and some game packs)

#sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 lepacy #sims 4 challenge #sims 4 growing together #sims 4 cottage living

[pinkplatiploo]

Ok so like. Flapjack isn’t technically gone forever because he fused with Hunter/ we know the palismen souls are still alive/ active from Hollow Mind, but he still died physically. And that’s obviously something to mourn over, even if Flapjack’s spirit is inside Huhter.

What I’m trying to say here is I don’t like the idea that Hunter will carve a new palisman for Flpjack’s soul to reanimate. I saw someone say that since Hunter said he wants to learn to carve palismen while fighting against Belos that that might be setting up Flapjack coming back. But I feel like that defeats the whole purpose of him dying in the first place and makes no sense story wise.

The whole point of the grimwalker clones is that they’re a vessel for a cycle of abuse, and this episode is the end to that cycle. All the other grimwalkers died, Hunter did not. But also the death of Flapjack was supposed to represent the end of the abuse. Flapjack was there from the beginning in the 1600s as Evelyn’s palismen leading Caleb to freedom, to probably watching dozens of golden guards he couldn’t protect die. Like let this bird rest. Flapjack has always been protective of Hunter, so realistically this is how he would’ve wanted to go anyway. Bringing back Flapjack would cheapen that sacrifice and ending the abuse.

Like the whole thing is bringing back your dead loved ones is bad and leads to unhealthy mindsets so why would they essentially do that with Flapjack after all that???

I do like the idea Hunter eventually does get a new palisman he carves himself, though. But it has to be different than Flapjack obviously. Like a new pet after the other passed away. It would have to happen quite a bit of time later after canon though, so Hunter can work on some of his issues first, so it’s unlikely to see that happening (unless there’s another time skip at the end of the series).

Overall, let Flapjack chill in the clouds (or Hunter’s mind/ consciousness). He deserves it.

#the owl house #flapjack #flapjack toh #ok I’m saying that flapjack is Evelyn’s palisman because I belive the theory that Caleb’s girlfriend was a clawthorne ancestor and they #carve palismen #also in the sequence about the brothers Caleb is seen following flapjack so. that technically can mean nothing but if it was actually #calebs they wouldn’t have set up the scene like that so. yeah

[thefreeblog]

When did we see Pete forgiving Vegas? Or was it implied you mean.

Yes, I meant it was implied, Pete has not explicitly said it.

My theory is - it was during them pointing guns at each other and the love confession that followed.

So Vegas has said sorry to Pete, 6 times before this (yes I have counted).

He says it again when Pete is punching him, and this is the first time Pete acknowledges it.

He says "Sorry? " meaning something like so you are sorry now and what? am I supposed to forget? And in the rage keeps punching Vegas. Then Vegas says to Pete that if I die today I want it to be you who kills me, while Pete shot him and is actively trying to kill him. (poetic cinema tbh or just Vegas being wicked smart I don’t know which I prefer)

And then with the softest expression you could see on a mans face, he confesses his love to Pete.

And runs. (how romantic)

But Pete knows what Vegas said was true and he meant it.

Fast forward to Pete following Vegas, where Vegas just keeps on repeating the same thing "I have got nothing left" and Pete counters with "I am here". They keep on going in circles repeating it twice at least.

I saw it like Vegas saying, I have nothing left with me and nothing more to say to you. And Pete replies back saying I know you are done saying your part and I am here now.

But it does not register to Vegas unless Pete brings up being hungry and being Vegas's pet who came looking for his owner.

The reason Pete escaped was that Vegas treated him as a pet and not a human. And Pete bringing up that again means that he sees that in a different light now and he is ready to move past it or maybe accept it to some extent.

In the final scene where Vegas repeats the same, I don’t have anything left and I don’t want to be a burden on your heart if you don’t accept me despite what I have done. Then he mentions the pet thing again, saying that he doesn't want any of that which has hurt Pete. Pete just smiles back in response, but he does not smile with his eyes like he does while smiling all the other times. There is something missing there.

The only conclusion I could come to was he does not like what Vegas is saying, which could mean that Pete kind of wants it in some capacity.

#anon asks #vegas x pete #vegaspete #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #my vegaspete brain rot #at this point you could say i love torturing myself with the rewatches

[linseymiller]

It’s recently occurred to me that the characters in your books are your OCs, and I LOVE to talk about my OCs, so is there anything about Lord Ruby (or the rest of the Left Hand) that wasn’t shared in the books, but you Know and want to share? 👀 (still obsessed with Mask of Shadows)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much of my little thoughts are lost to time (by which I mean in notebooks on my shelf), but thank you for asking this, @sarcastic-fandomtastic-dragon!

Here are some general facts. Some I’ve talked about before and some I maybe haven’t:

Emerald had a pet squirrel in Ruin of Stars. She nursed it back to health after Five nearly killed it, and trained it to sit on her shoulder and fetch small things for her.

If the series had been a trilogy (it should not have been, but regardless), then Ruby and Sal would have spent book two developing a very close mentor-mentee bond.

Isidora is pregnant in Ruin and her son is named Rodolfo.

Rodolfo/Ruby was Nicolas’s apprentice when he was still at school.

Maud’s the sole provider for her and her siblings, and one absolutely adores Sal.

Amethyst is not from Erlend or Alona. She auditioned for her role after traveling through Erlend after the war (which she fought in) and witnessing an assassination attempt on Isidora while visiting Nic’shome. Amethyst was the only one who noticed Emerald killing the assassin.

Emerald was 100% aware that Amethyst was there and saw, and it was not an accident that Amethyst was told about the auditions by her employer once the old Amethyst retired.

The world of Mask of Shadows is the same world as the book I wrote before Mask. That story took place in Berengard and involved a magical smallpox, eight murdered gods and one god who was too busy reading to get murdered, and the origin of the shadows (called whispers in Berengard).

Some of those who went on to create Erlend were kicked out of Berengard because they tried to conquer it after accidentally destroying their own country.

In this world, immortality is usually a punishment. The time is meant to be spent atoning for past crimes.

In Belle, Laurence and Estrel foresaw their deaths and planned for them. They did not plan for Emilie and Annette.

Laurence’s mother was at the executions.

Emilie and Annette should really open that box.

In What We Devour, Crown of Strangling Vines reveals that he’s the Vile that cursed the original holder of Carlow’s curse, and he’s being honest when he tells her that it shouldn’t have gone on for so long. He was friends with a wrought and her wife back before the Door and Moon were created when Noble and Vile still existed in the world, but they were killed during a disagreement about the nature of wrought. He believed all of their children had been killed and cursed the person who had killed them. That’s the origin of Carlow’s curse.

He was locked behind the Door before he realized how long and how horrible the curse would be.

Alistair's boyfriend was one of several people Alistair tried to get close to, but he doesn't understand that his social and political power is a threat even when he is not being actively threatening, so his relationships never lasted long.

Delmond Creek was far older than he let on, cursed by the Noble Crown of A Time For All Seasons, and he did legitimately hate Carlow.

Vines was one of the first Vile to make a deal with mortals to prevent them from devouring him and to stop mortals from being wiped out. He didn’t want mortals to die because he thought they were fun. Now, though, he understands why they try to live forever and just dreads the day his latest crop of mortal acquaintances dies.

Franziska Carlow is never going to die unless she wants to. Lorena's on thin ice (if the ice is immortality). Vines likes Basil but knows they would hate immortality.

Noble sought perfect order to the point of physically altering whatever wasn’t perfect according to them, and that included mortals in mind, body, and soul. There’s a lot of body horror in that lore.

The lore of the Noble and Vile overlaps with another series I want to write, and if I do get to write it, there will be nods to Vines and Carlow in there.

If ice cream existed in Devour, Basil’s favorite would be mint chip.

And ignore the poor writing but enjoy the terrible rhyming.

#mask of shadows #ruin of stars #belle revolte #what we devour #spoilers #worldbuilding

[blissfulalchemist]

For your current favorite ship! 😎

How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?

Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?

Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

I think I'm gonna answer for 2 ships as a treat! So have SibxThanny and AriaxNate Thank you for asking and being a bit patient but I wanted to also show off the new Sib and Thanny banner!

How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?

Once together these two fall asleep with one another and cuddle....after Sib has done some part of her nightly routine. Usually this means Thancred is in bed before her, but his arm dutifully wraps around her once she joins him. No he actually never slept technically he tries to fall asleep after her. Sib is a notorious cuddler and with this comes the fact that her partner will end up entangled in her limbs in someway. Mornings are Thancred waking up before her, taking a moment to enjoy her peaceful face and on occasion finding a way out of her limbs to get breakfast and not wake her. They don't have any daily rituals unless they're on the road and needing to camp out then there's some daily tasks that need to be done in a certain order to keep up with efficiency....and fit in the abridged version of Sib's morning routine.

Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

Love, honey, shortened versions of their names, sweetheart, and that's about it for nicknames. They don't really stray to far from the standard set of them.

In-jokes really refer to Sib's upbringing and how it effected her early adventuring days. Which is fine she can fire back with his failed attempts with picking up potential partners. They also sometimes poke fun with how things were so difficult between them and it never had to be that way. Also thinking of crazier stories to tell Sib's mother to give her a heart attack.

What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?

Lord these two are stubborn and spent so long fighting that once together fights dwindle down to about zero. Their worst fights were in the First and it came to parenting decisions for Minfilia. Thancred obviously loved and cared for the girl and wanted to protect her. Sib on the other side of it saw another girl that had been locked up and un able to live life, wanted her to have more freedom and agency along with having all information needed to make the hard choice she was going to have to make. There was other underlying issues still present between them that made it worse sadly.

Prior just before traveling between rifts it was in relation to who the other was having relations with, the amount of protection one needed, how reckless the other was with their work, not being there for the other, etc. The fights were inconsistent and frankly small hills to die on, they just wanted the other's attention and cared for one another despite claiming otherwise. Like much of their fights stemmed from both not having a certain level of maturity and communicating well enough to get to the heart of things. Thank the gods for the kid because it never would have happened had she not locked them in a room until they both got past the blowing up stage and came to reconciliation.

Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

The only kid they really have (currently) is Ryne. Sib will never claim to be her mother or step-mother, but its there in spirit and if the possibility to have her come back and forth from the First to the Source, she would be named as the inheritor of Sib's fortune and family business. For now that's it though and who knows if that'll change or not. They do grow old together and have more adventures until they can no longer find themselves able to be as active as they once were, but they will always be there to support and mentor the next generations.

How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?

These two try to fall asleep at the same time, but you will often find that Aria is working late into the night and falls asleep at the table. Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and finding her not there so he takes her to bed, or the couch if she's being stubborn. This was a ritual that happened from before they were even together and simply roommates, she'd be up studying and he'd come out and find her passed out and carry her back to bed. Waking up together when they first dated was her getting ready while he got her coffee and to-go breakfast made since he didn't really have much of a job. Not much changes when they come back together but he's more inclined to want to make her late and just hugging her tighter in the morning. Daily rituals haven't been memorized until they have kids that need more structure and consistency, then there's a morning routine and bed time routine that must be followed.

Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

He's always called her Ari, Ari-dari while she also calls him Natey. They don't have any real pet names for one another that are unique to them as a couple.

What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?

These two throughout the years fought about the status of their relationship. A lot of it being born from the fact that Aria felt like she was strung along while he was off doing whatever he pleased, while Nate knowing he was holding on still but he couldn't let go because he had feelings for her and had some kind of excuse always as to just why they couldn't be together. Mostly this ended up with her not talking to him and walking it off a little, but he'd run away and keep his distance thinking that's what she wanted. Which she needed space yes but she also wanted to come back to it and work it all out because she loved and cared about him that much. It never turned into a screaming fight until she made the choice for him to go back to Elena and leave her out of his life for good.

Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

Once they finally work things out and he stops running away they do grow old together and they eventually have two kids. One that was adopted from the same place/area that Nate was, they both walked in and asked for the rowdiest child there and got blessed with the non-blood related Drake child (they got him tested to make sure). The second one was one they had about a year after adopting and she was a little bit of a surprise to them both. They love their children very much and are living a wonderful life full of all kinds of adventures together.

#Thank you again! I hope you enjoy! #x: lover you are pure light #x: you can keep it