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peachhcs · 1 month
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good thing it was a rainy day
hughes!sister x will smith au (samy + will)
summary: part to 2 to rainy day at the lake house where some pent up sexual tension escalates between samy and will after being forced to stay away from one another due to everyone's obnoxious teasing
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warnings: 18+, SMUT, this is literally like all smut, sub!will, sub!reader, switch, oral (m receiving), p in v (protected!!), riding, making out, hair pulling, slight praising, hickeys, consensual!, getting caught at the end
soooo here’s part 2!!! this is very explicit so read at your own risk! (warning u now before u hit read more lmao) publishing things like this genuinely scares me bc i know people can write so much better smut and i've never published smut before 🫣 but hope y’all like it?? idk i’m not the best at writing sex but like yeah! (p.s. pic 1 and pic 3 are from tumblr) (p.s.s. working on my requests rn too!!)
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will's hands glided across samy's back as they deepened their kiss. the boy desperately tried ignoring what was going on down in his pants because if he focused too hard on it, he'd for sure cum before anything really happened. the brunette wasn't making it easy either. she bit and tugged on will's bottom lip like her life depended on it and the little tugs at the root of his curls had him losing it fast. samy's little comment from a few minutes ago had will trying to keep his sounds in—one, because he didn't want to get caught and two, he was trying to prove he wasn't the loud one.
although every time samy grinded her core against his own or kissed particularly hard, will struggled strangling his little whimpers and groans. she definitely wasn't making his easy for him.
the girl's hand started wandering lower again. she moved slowly and calculated like she was intentionally teasing the boy beneath her. will was desperate for her touch and her slow pace was killing him.
"s-samy, please," will's blue eyes met her own where a smirk replaced the gentle smile.
"desperate, huh?" she mused, finally reaching will's waistband again.
"mhm, god—" he couldn't stop the whimper this time. she was so close, yet so far still.
samy grinned. she reveled in those sounds her boyfriend made. he was so tough on the outside, so knowing this was how he got for her was a treat. she finally decided to have some mercy and allowed her hand to make contact with will's bulge. he immediately jerked his hips into her touch, biting his lip so hard he started tasting blood.
"this okay?" samy wondered, always double checking.
"yes, yeah. it's perfect," will breathily got out. she smiled, pushing his curls away from his somewhat sweaty forehead.
for it being so rainy and cool outside, the temperature inside of samy's room was hot.
she palmed will through his shorts for a few more moments before slowly pushing them down. his cock came free in one go, making will hiss at the sudden air against it. samy's eyes widened even though she's seen him multiple times before. each time was always as good as the first—always so red and throbbing for a release.
"so, so pretty, will," samy praised as she carefully took him in her hand. she used his pre as lube, slowly running her hand up and down his length in soft strokes.
"mm, yeah. feels so good," will muttered, head falling back onto the pillow in relief.
the brunette leaned down to leave gentle kisses to will's tip. the small feeling of her mouth on him had will's hips stuttering, trying to keep them under control.
"shit, hughes."
samy pumped him for a bit longer before deciding she was ready to attach her lips to him. his pre was enough lube and by the way he twitched in her hand, she knew he was already close. her pretty lips took him in one go resulting in the most guttural moan from her boyfriend. will's hands gripped onto the sheets, struggling to keep his hips still.
"fuck," he cursed a little too loudly. her lips were like heaven and the feeling was something will tried engraving into his mind forever.
"so good for me, will," samy hummed, meeting his gaze. the boy nearly lost it seeing her like that with his dick in her mouth. he took a mental snapshot, wanting that memory until he died—messy hair, glossed over eyes, hickeys on every inch of her skin—he was so, so fucked.
she picked up her pace, bobbing her head a little faster than before. her hands splayed across will's hips as purchase and leverage to help with the speed.
"i'm close already," will moaned, feeling that coil in his stomach about to snap.
"cum for me, will. it's okay," samy urged and her words were enough to send him over the edge and see stars.
his hips bucked up on their own as he released right into samy's mouth. "oh fuck. shit," he got out.
his chest heaved in deep pants in attempt to get his breathing back under control while samy just grinned. "d-did you swallow all of it?" the boy wondered, dragging his hand back up her thigh.
the brunette stuck her tongue out to show that there was nothing left. will groaned and that sight was enough to keep his dick hard. his other hand tugged samy back down to his mouth, kissing her particularly hard being no where near finished with her yet.
"god, you're so pretty," the boy muttered against her lips earning a small blush across samy's cheeks.
his hands tugged at her waistband as an indication that he wanted her shorts off. samy kicked them down her legs being left in her swimsuit bottoms that left little to the imagination. will's hand wandered across the exposed skin and took handfuls of her ass. he moaned at the feeling of her flesh in his hands while samy kissed him deeper.
the hockey player flipped them over so he now had the upper hand. a smirk lined his lips while he let his hand wander further down to her own waistband again. samy read the look in his eye, a smile crossing her lips as she tugged her boyfriend down for more kisses.
will took that opportunity to push her swimsuit aside and slowly slide one of his fingers into her warm walls. his action had a loud moan escaping samy's lips which brought a grin to his lips.
"fuck, will," samy's eyes closed, nails digging into his arms.
"this okay?" the boy breathed against her neck.
"mhm, more than okay," the brunette's own whimpers started escaping her lips as will's finger picked up speed before deciding to add a second one. he smirked to himself—who was the loud one now?
will found a good pace while peppering more light hickeys across his girlfriend's chest. they were for sure never going to hear the end of it from anyone after this. the sounds she made had the boy going crazy—all of it going straight to his now throbbing cock. every time samy's mouth opened will twitched, desperately searching for his second orgasm.
"need you so bad, pretty girl," he breathed into her ear earning another delicious moan in response.
"me too. need you inside me, will," samy's voice broke. she really couldn't look more gorgeous to will. her tear stained cheeks and kiss swollen lips made the boy go completely numb.
he slowly pulled his fingers out while samy dug through her nightstand for a condom. will's gaze fixated on her as she tore the wrapper open with her teeth and carefully rolled it on him. his hips jerked at her touch, a low chuckle escaping his lips between the breathy pants.
he grabbed ahold of samy's face, both of them falling back onto the bed again as he devoured her lips once more. in the next second, samy straddled will's hips.
"i'm so in love with you," will mumbled between kisses.
"so, so in love with you. so handsome," the girl replied.
she began lining will up with her entrance. as soon as the tip was in, each of them let out probably the loudest moans ever that would definitely let everyone else in the house know what they were up to. will's grasp on her hips became bruising while sang tugged harshly on his curls.
the further down samy went, the harder it was for will to keep his hips still. he used whatever self-control he had left to stay still as he bottomed out. the two were so desperate for one another they nearly came immediately.
"oh my god— fuck," a broken moan escaped will's lips as his eyes squeezed shut.
"you can move," samy urged. her walls stretched themselves out around the hockey player's thick cock—the feeling making her head spin.
"fuck, i can't. not yet. gonna fucking cum if i move," will panted, desperately trying to think of unsexy things so he wouldn't blow his load in the first five seconds.
after another few seconds, will found it in himself to start moving. he slowly bucked his hips up, hands digging into samy's flesh that would for sure leave marks. the brunette met his thrusts with a roll of her hips. the two began finding a good pace and samy's grinding turned into bouncing.
"yeah, fuck. so good for me will," the girl's head tipped back exposing all of the hickeys under her jaw and down her throat.
will felt his cock throb at the sight knowing he left all of those and they'd be impossible to hide.
"so fucking hot. shit hughes," the blonde moaned out. his hands went back to her ass—her bouncing turning his brain to mush.
it didn't take long for the bouncing to become too much for the hockey player. that feeling in his stomach returned and samy knew will was closed with how his cock twitched inside of her. she used her hands pressed against his chest as leverage to bounce faster and making sure her cleavage was on full display to try and get will to his orgasm.
"close will?" the girl wondered.
"mhm, so close—fuck—gonna make me cum," the boy got out in broken pants, eyes clued to her chest on full display for him.
samy smirked, working herself faster and ignoring the burn in her thighs form all the work she was doing. the sounds will let out was enough to push her to her own orgasm. she moaned out as she clenched around his length, riding out her high.
"cum for me will," she urged. her words and orgasm was enough to push the boy to his second orgasm.
he spilled into the condom with a string of curse words and samy's name leaving his lips while he held her down against him, riding out his own high.
"god, fuck. came so fucking hard," will panted once he regained some of his breath.
samy grinned, pushing his curls away from his sweaty forehead, both of their skins were glowing with moisture as the room filled with sex.
"did so good for me," the girl praised which had will's cheeks flushing.
"i love you so much," he mumbled and samy leaned down to press a sweet kiss to his lips.
suddenly, there was a rough knock on the door that had both of them tensing. the two exchanged a glance, waiting for someone to say something on the other side.
"just so you know, eth and i heard all of that. you guys are disgusting. you're so glad you don't have a room next to mom and dad," luke's voice came through while they could hear ethan's little snickers.
"fuck off," samy called back to her brother while will's cheeks turned a deep crimson. he'd never be able to look luke in the eyes for the rest of the summer.
"i gotta appreciate it though. will's got hella game," ethan spoke now and they could hear luke slap his friend on the arm for that comment.
"next time y'all need to get off take a drive somewhere," luke said before him and ethan walked away.
bonus:
will's eyes were glued to samy as she dragged him through the kitchen. they had smiles on their faces and the same look in their eyes while the girl searched for her car keys in the mess of everyone else's.
the boy's lips were already nipped at her neck as they stumbled their way to the garage. her hickeys from a few weeks ago hadn't even faded yet, but will was determined to add more.
as the two made it through the kitchen, they caught luke's gaze where he sat at the table eating some throw together peanut butter and jelly sandwich, his eyes widened when he saw samy's car keys, the look in their eyes, and will's slight bulge down in his shorts already.
"you fucking whores!" the middle hughes yelled, dropping his sandwich in disgust.
suddenly, he wasn't hungry anymore nor will he be anytime soon.
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fishtankwater · 5 months
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Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D
OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST
I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭
Uh anyway Tysm to this anon
AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING
Anyway my bad for ranting
Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader
CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻
Currently listening- Dumb Dick
A-Aftercare
Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry
Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to
B-Body part
Him- his muscles 💀
I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.
You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general
That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀
C- Cum
The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him
His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘
D-Dirty secret
Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh
AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating
E-Experience
Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ
F-Favorite position
Please ride him. Please. Do it
OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE
“D-darlin-A-ah!”
STOP I CANT BRWTAHE
G- Goof Off
Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit
H- Hair
Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO
but there’s little to nonexistent hair
J-Jack off
Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)
L- Location
Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀
He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh
M-Motivation
Anything you do lol
But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh
N-Nuhuh
No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔
O- Oral
Giver 💪🏻
Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it
When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it
P- Pace
Slow and steady wins the race
Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you
Q- Quickies
“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda
R-Risk
YES bro if your ok with it he will do it
He loves having public sex sm
S-Stamina
As long as you want him to go he will go
Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl
T-Toy
Nope nada nee
HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy
U-Unfair
No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH
V-Volume
WHIMPER-ER
Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??
W- Wild card
He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous
X-X-Ray
I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)
Y-Yearning
He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up
Z-ZZZZZZZ
He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘
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lionydoorin · 10 months
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What are your opinions on chads injuries? I feel like since he had injuries that he barely survived from he would have problems with them in the future
I WROTE A HUGE AND PERFECT RESPONSE AND LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M A DUMBASS SO I'M HAVING TO REWRITE AND IM SO SAD BUT i literally jumped from my bed and ran to the computer so i could write this better because i do have a few thoughts and i wanna comment on it. so
chad is a bit more complicated than tara in the sense that he's got a lot more injuries in places that aren't particularly certain as tara's, so the outcome might depend on a few aspects, such as where exactly the knife hit.
as much as i was baffled by the fact he survived after the amount of stabbing he's got in scream 6, it's not uncommon for victims to survive said wounds even when they've got hit multiple times; take the girl who survived the slenderman stabbing, for example, who was still a child and could still crawl out and ask for help. she's alive, well, and doesn't seem to have any permanent after-effects to her injuries.
when we were analyzing tara's case, my bestie @oooh-the-horrors left a list of all of chad's injuries on my inbox and i still got them here, which will come in handy now :3
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in scream V, i don't think any of his injuries led to any major outcomes, honestly. i mean, he probably went through surgery for the ones he's got on his stomach and had to go through rehabilitation after said surgery so he could get back on his feet and his body could function properly again, but nothing that could make him lose his intestinal function completely or not. he got it stitched back together and lived his life just fine after that. stab wounds usually have a better prognosis than gunshots, as well :3
the shoulder case isn't concerning as well because there aren't many areas that could have severe damage, seeing it isn't an area with many nerves that could be hit. from where it got hit, it probably didn't hit any tendons, as well, which would be the real problem in this case
and the stab in the back, both in 5 and 6, are super tricky. we've seen cases of characters being stabbed on the back in scream and having permanent consequences coming from it, aka dewey, but dewey's case just irks me and leaves a kinda bitter taste. i don't see, anatomically wise, how the place he got stabbed would lead to a limp; if the knife hit the spine, it would probably cause loss of movement in the entirety of the lower part of his body, not simply that limp? and if the knife hit the middle in chad's case, it could be similar, but i also don't believe it hit the middle for him. anyway, i'm sorry i know this isn't about dewey but his injury confuses me and i had to say this while i got the chance 😭
for scream 6 in particular, while it baffled me that he did survive that amount of stab wounds, it's entirely possible for someone to survive multiple injuries even when they hit organs and stuff. an example is the girl who survived the slenderman stabbing, she's alive and doesn't seem to have any permanent injuries, and she was much younger and more frail than chad when she got attacked. anyway.
the trickiest one of his injuries would be the stab in his left clavicula, particularly if it hit the subclavian artery. i'm sure it isn't the case, but considering it hit the artery and judging by the time he was left there bleeding before help came, chad would probably lose an arm lmao the amount of blood he lost would lead to tissue death aaaand gangrena. so that would be preeeetty tricky to treat.
arteries can be stitched back together just fine, since it's not permanent like a nerve damage, so... i'm sure his arm is just fine though!
he could probably have multiple injuries in multiple organs and i'm sure it will take him several months to recover, but he got stabbed so many times you lose count of where and what the knife must've possibly hit 😭😭😭😭 so he basically went through multiple surgeries for his injuries as well, but will probably recover just fine after rehabilitation/physical therapy.
it would be very interesting, though, if it didn't take many time timeline-wise between scream 6 and 7 and he was still recovering. chad's physically the strongest and biggest one between all of them and with that i'm sure he feels the need to protect his friends, but he wouldn't be able to when he's still fragile and treating the wounds left from the bailey family in scream VI. it would make him have to find other ways to help - or lead to some very interesting sequences seeing him try to fight while having fresh wounds.
overall, as much as he's probably like spongebob after all of the hits, i'm sure he'll turn out fine :3
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monsterhunting · 4 months
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Hello! I was re-reading -i bet you think about me- yesterday, and saw your reblog about the commentary posts 👀 would v much enjoy some info on the writing process for that fic. It's my favourite modern-era version of Jonathan, that perfect mix of grumpy and sweet 🧡 also love how that fic gently played around with the mean/petty elements of both Steve and Jonathan's personalities (v underappreciated character traits of theirs in my opinion)
[i bet you think about me; from this ask meme!]
omg well firstly this is very very nice of you to say!!!!! i am very honored that is a fic you would want to reread, i had a lot of fun writing that one!
and ok so originally i thought that fic might be a long oneshot (this happens very often I fear.) once i outlined and started writing, I realized that wouldn’t be the case, but before that?l? the idea for the fic was inspired by the fact that my Alexa is synced to my Spotify, which means sometimes i’m listening to music on my phone or laptop and it randomly cuts off bc my mom started listening to the Alexa at home. (Luckily this hasn’t screwed my algorithm up too badly. although i did get an email the other month thanking me for being one of earth wind & fire’s top fans.) ((also: i realize now this is a weird jump to “hmm stonathan exes to lovers au where….” but that was indeed the jump i made.))
so for several months the fic sat in my Google docs with just a few lines of prose/dialogue here and there and a couple of notes with ideas. I think the first little bit i wrote was the beginning when steve tells robin about realizing Jonathan still has his Spotify (and by that i mean that for a while the only words in the Google docs were “you know what’s funny about this? You and Jonathan have, like, the opposite taste in music.”) and then for a while I’d randomly come up with little ideas and quickly add them to the doc. In fact, i distinctly remember driving home from a vacation with my family in the car, coming up with a bunch of ideas, and quickly writing them down when we stopped at the Starbucks drive thru. (I think that was when I threw in the what makes you beautiful karaoke flashback and also the scene post-confrontation where Nancy tells steve Jonathan is seeing someone and then has to clarify it’s a therapist lmao)
So that was the ~early stage stuff, and then i fully outlined it and started actually writing and then posting it in chapters, which is around the time I decided it would be nonlinear with flashbacks breaking up the present day sections. Also: the flashbacks were very much my favorite part to write!!!
And then from there i was mainly focused on creating, like….the vibe. I pretty much knew i wanted the fic to start out fun with a lot of Spotify shenanigans but get a bit more angsty as it went on, and i wanted that to tie in with Steve’s general attitude at the beginning being “the breakup wasn’t a big deal and we weren’t even serious” (which you kinda know from the get-go can’t be true because steve and jonathan were neighbors and friends for over a year before they even started dating) and then as the fic goes on you realize it very much was serious and steve is very much not over it. And then alongside that i was trying to walk the line of “these are two fucked up individuals who are very fucked up over each other and the reasons why they broke up make sense for them as characters and are realistic but also you should root for them to get back together regardless.” which was….hard at times lmao. i mean i feel like stonathan kinda have a toxic yaoi vibe depending on characterization / context so it wasn’t hard hard but also i did want to show they were genuinely good together and happy before they self sabotaged their relationship so that was another line i also struggled to walk.
relatedly; i’m glad you said you liked steve and jonathan’s petty/mean elements because i worried at several moments i was making them too mean! i think i was especially worried people would think jonathan was too mean, mainly because you don’t get his pov so you don’t really know what’s going on in his head. which is partly what i added in a little wrap-up of the events of the fic from his point of view when he and Steve talk toward the end. but also, tbh — and maybe this will sound bad lmao — i was thinking about it and then i was like “hang on. you’re writing M/M fanfiction. The only way someone would get mad at you because they think either of them is too mean is if one of them was a woman. So you’re fine.” And that helped lmao
Not really sure when I decided what the ending would be but i knew i wanted their reconciliation convo to start with Jonathan playing a song that had some sort of significance to steve / their relationship. And I knew i wanted them to be like “we’re gonna try again and work things out” but i wanted there to be a sense that they’d be successful without necessarily doing an epilogue??? so I just did a lil paragraph at the end that was like steve imagining them living together and giving speeches at robin and Nancy’s wedding and stuff, and that was basically a little confirmation that they’d be fine and things would work out. And then i ended with a flashback to Steve suggesting they share the Spotify account initially bc I thought that would be nice and full circle :)
Thank you so much for asking!!!
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casualhedonists · 3 months
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i'm the one that asked u about ur favourite movies and i am so delighted to know you're a movie buff! you can tell with how lovingly you describe them and you have EPIC taste truly!!! are you on that movie app/site letterboxd? if so, drop the user RN bestie (if not, GET ON IT RN BESTIE)
ima slip in a couple recommendations rq (hopefully you've seen, but if you haven't, i reckon you might like) such as
'tick, tick... BOOM!' directed by Lin-Manuel Miranda (musical-biopic, Jonathan Larson, lots of catchy songs in it)
'Babylon' directed by Damien Chazelle (controversial, love letter to cinema, massive shit on Hollywood, beautifully made and incredible score)
'bones and all' directed by Luca Guadagnino (cannibal romance, outcasts, stoic and freaky movie)
the 'Before' trilogy directed by Richard Linklater (young ethan hawke, romance, beautiful beautiful score, essentially observing two people fall in love and talk for an hour and a half or something, incredible trilogy - my personal favourite is 'before sunset')
'When Harry Met Sally...' directed by Rob Reiner (classic rom-com, friends to lovers, unbelievably charming. i mean i would be surprised if you havent seen this one especially but just incase lmao)
'Sanctuary' directed by Zachary Wigon (dominatrix, freaky and sexy, cute score, interesting and really well made. not anything INCREDIBLE but definitely worth the look)
ANYWAYS sorry for taking up a lot of space in your inbox, would love to read some of ur thoughts on these, or just generally would love to see you post more about cinema if you're down!
i hope you're well and taking care of yourself! sending so so much love from (likely) across the world <3333
you’re the cutest nonnie hope you know that <3333
(i’m not on letterboxd a travesty i KNOW) i rlly do need to get around to that at some point bc wow
also!! you have incredible taste, these recs are 11/10
oh my god i fucking LOVE tick tick boom. like. i waited for months for it to come out and watched it w my family the day it came out and they all watched me ugly cry the whole time. it was such a moment in time. honestly i was so nervous i wouldn’t like it bc of how much i adore rent but lin manuel miranda was the only person id trust to do jonathan larson’s story justice and BOY did he exceed expectations. if we’re talking musical biopics, god i LOVED rocketman and bohemian rhapsody when they came out. that was such a good year for movies.
i also adore when harry met sally. god i just. romcoms. yknow?? strangely though despite my film buff status i didn’t watch it until like a year ago, it had been on my list for ages and def did not disappoint. i love the classic romcoms too, pretty woman, notting hill, love actually (did i mention the holiday in my original post?? pls tell me i did i could write essays abt that movie) like i shit you not i have a full spotify playlist with movie scores and i constantly say im like miles (jack black’s character) from the holiday bc he’s a composer and score buff (im only the latter lmao but still)
i’ve been wanting to watch babylon for the LONGEST time now you e def given me an excuse to get around to it!! and my friend has told me about bones and all saying it’s incredible (she and i have like this cannibalism inside joke it’s hard to explain without sounding weird lmaoo) and it’s also on the list!! and the before trilogy sounds right up my alley and i’m v curious to check out sanctuary also!!
i’m trying to think of other movies to suggest hmmm it depends on your tastes like my top five are def inspiring/heart wrenching but also comfort romance/ romcoms but i love all diff types of movies. like space movies as a category, the martian and interstellar as my top two for example. (also basically anything w jessica chastain in it i will watch bc im in love w her) and okay i also love the classics like the truman show, dead poets society, also horror movies too like the original scream is def my favorite horror film bc its hilarious, and i also (not in a toxic film bro way) rlly do like tarantino. like. inglorious basterds my beloved and also reservoir dogs, so good.
okay i think i’ve talked way too much abt movies for one post im wrapping it up now!! hope you’re well nonnie and sending tons of love back <333
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miniimapp · 1 year
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4*TOWN As ASMR Triggers
Gen ;; Crack (??) - Headcanons
Warnings ;; ASMR lmao
Edited + Proofread ;; no
Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 9 OF THE 4*TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !!
Yes these will get more chaotic as we get closer to Christmas, deal with it.. v short sorry
Enjoy !! <3
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Aaron T - Mouth Sounds
Some people love him, others not so much
T's just a little too much for some people
That's okay, he's an acquired taste
Still,, this acquired taste is quite popular
Jesse - Clay Carving
A rare yet satisfying sound
Can be very aesthetically pleasing too
Or a complete hot mess,, depends on the day
An underrated trigger that pleases many ears
Aaron Z - Wood Tapping
Soft and grounded is Z's tone
Simply sounds warm and comforting
Full, in a way if that makes sense
Well-established and even more beloved
Robaire - Scalp Scratching
Soothing and nostalgic
The sound of childhood where people would randomly start playing with each other's hair
Present, you'll never feel alone
A loving and tender sound
Tae Young - Soft Speaking
Individual and calming is Tae
Everyone responds differently to him, but never truly negatively
Not always the easiest to find but worth the wait
A classic trigger that deserves more recognition
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Hope you enjoyed !! <3
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ventiswampwater · 1 year
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1, 8, 13, 37, 50 for the questions for writers thing! :3
thank u thank u brook!! I hope ur havin a wonderful day!! <33
1. What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)
this is legitimately such a hard question lmao jdfshjfhdj I sat and pondered my fuckin orb over this one. um. UM.
poacher's dream bc it was the first dfhjhsfdjhfds and imo it gives u a good taste of my writing style and general peculiarities. if u can stomach this fic?? u might like my other stuff?? maybe!! but...miss ambrose is cute n fluffy. so maybe that one kjdfjdskjsdj
8. What song would make a great fic (to either write or read)?
crush by miss ethel cain ofc OFC
13. Are there any tropes you used to like but don’t anymore?
omg when I was but a small babe (a teenager), I was big on the "only one bed" trope jdhfjhsfdj no shade or shame if anybody still rides or dies for that trope but it v much reminds me of being 15 and using that cupcake bodyspray from walmart dsjhjfsdjfjdh
37. Promote one of your own “deep cut” fics (an underrated one, or one that never got as much traction as you think it deserves!). What do you like about it?
something borrowed!
hdjshsdjh this one. it's just one of my personal favorites, so I wanna yell about it all the time lmao dsjfhjfdshjfdh
I love a lot of the imagery I used in this fic and I had a LOT of fun writing it (in particular!! the theater scene and subsequent bathroom encounter/everything in the diner). it also features boseph mcgee eatin pussy like his life depends on it. so. I'm biased fdshjhfdjh
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^this bit is still one of my fave things I've ever written lmao
50. Answer any question of your choice, or talk about anything you want to talk about!
RAMBLING. big huge GIANT mad @ myself for not managing to finish the fic I had in the works for this past april fool's day. smh. girl, how could u do that?? ruining the premise of this fic bc I HOPE??? that it will be published prior to APRIL 1ST, 2024????? hfdsjhfjdshjfdsh but here it is:
Bo POV. Don’t trust the news, don’t trust those fancy shmancy politicians. There’s an alien invasion coming for Ambrose and Bo’s gonna fuck up the aliens. He’s the man of the house and this is his town, goddamnit. He’s also tripping balls. It’s fine.
and an excerpt of foolishness:
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he gets sick off of eating expired mayonnaise and dopes himself up on robitussin and beer. convinces himself there's an alien invasion imminent. that's it. that's the fic sjdhjfsdhjfdsh
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malika-carnelian · 11 months
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📱 for all the robos, especially sid 👀👀
Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone
@badaichi
What ringtone my muse has set for yours:
The long list is ready to begin! For Sid... is very self explaining lmao (it's even one of the many songs she sings when alone *she is shy to show off herself, somehow*): https://youtu.be/7If7yvX_vXU For Saito something that might be in theme with his being, but in her own style of music taste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFXl1sjTdms&ab_channel=Warriyo For Saburo a cheerful ones!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UliMxyu9qQI&ab_channel=LauraBrehm For Blare one that resembles his party mood tbh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zq99TF0BnM&ab_channel=77c715d881fc For Yokai, a very particular one but which she is attached to: https://youtu.be/HQAsrxV1p3I For Bishop, let's race against the sun of new beautiful days: https://youtu.be/NLukRvKWBeA For Ace, just the suitable one with his everyday mood (specially with Sid lmao): https://youtu.be/9fjUJoL6u9Y For Kintaro, my my, what did Malika thought with this choice is a mistery: https://youtu.be/tKzKjQiE6o0 Reginald... he is such a DIVA that he deserved this: https://youtu.be/tzug3Dm37NQ For Tal the sweetest one: https://youtu.be/DjM0RPoyxcA
What contact photo my muse has set for yours:
Of course all their beautiful faces Sid (a photo of together lmao) (Drawings are ALL made from badaichi! )
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Yokai
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Bishop
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Blare
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Saburo
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Saito
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Kintaro
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Tal
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Jin
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Reginald
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What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:
Sid: The master of teasing or "if you don't come here I'm coming to you." A pure threat when it comes with ordinary health check, but when is about them, he is always cute in his own seriousness (or shiness, depending on the topic!)
Yokai: Very straightforward, but very nice. It's like speaking to a a parent.
Bishop: The mother of them all, he is so caring and sweet towards Malika!
Blare: The father of them all, and Malika is happy whenever she text to him about her own issues or change of moods.
Saburo: The lil bro she never had the pleasure to have in her own world.
Saito: He is awkward, mostly because he tries to write things but he uses TONS of dots.
Kintaro: The classic big friend that is giving strength in all he write (specially with emojis).
Tal: Refreshing! Since he can't speak, at least having text as a communication system with him is very pleasing, and he's definitely a nice AI to spend time with. Very sweet!
Jin: The use of cute emojis from Jin are so melting for her own soul.
Reginald: She legitly wants to strangle him when a text income from his contact, because or is it about some very bad jokes, or because he likes to hit you with irony. And he is also nicknamed as "the emoji-guy". Too many in a single sentence! Just for the sake of making you more annoied.
How quickly my muse responds to your texts:
With Sid always very quickly (unless she have the ordinary health check to do), with the others she tends to answer always in short time, depending if she is busy or not. With Reginald a middle-finger first answer may occur when she want to avoid him lol.
How often our muses text:
With Sid, she is the one to pester him with texts lmao. With Blare, Saburo, Tal and Kintaro quite often. With the others it depends from the needs (she doesn't like to disturb their work time too much). With Reginald it depends from the mood.
How often our muses call:
With Blare, Saburo and Kintaro quite often! With Ace, Jin, Reginald and Bishop quite moderately. With Sid it's rare, but not because she doesn't want to, but because he is mister doctor workaholic and doesn't want to disturb him too much, if not throught texts.
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:
Only from Sid, ordinary health check, remember? *rofl*
Last text sent from my muse to yours:
[Text to: Sid ] : I've found a old text of yours to the group chat when you said to have undoubtedly a nice butt... I've kind of lust my lungs with laughs right now- XD
[Text to: Bishop ] : May I have your assistance with something regarding my room?
[Text to: Yokai ] : How are you? I hope you've been weel and that you aren't pushing yourself too much. You can get exhausted, even if you're made of metal and energy, ok? Take care!
[Text to: Saburo ] : I've discovered a tv show that is very cute!! You should watch it with me one of these days!
[Text to: Blare ] : Care for any good time to spend with me? I have some gossipping for you <3
[Text to: Kintaro ] : Prepare yourself, today I'm going to reach you to the gym è__è
[Text to: Saito ] : I've prepared some hot green tea, would you like to have a break with me?
[Text to: Jin ] : Please, can you refrain Reginald from messing with my hair?!?!
[Text to: Tal ] : *shares cute emoji all at once*
[Text to: Reginald ] : I've beated your scores on Metal Slug, hehehehehehehehe looooooooser!
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lewishamil10n · 2 years
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Hey I’m completely new to the world of F1 (I’ve been binging the Netflix special this past week) and as someone who’s been in fandoms for my whole life, I know that there’s a lot of racism that skews narratives like the Netflix one, which is especially apparent as I scroll through Tumblr and see that Red Bull and Verstappen r not well liked despite taking up a big portion of the Netflix special. Can i get a quick rundown on the players that are well liked (my favorites rn r Hamilton, Albon and Daniel), which teams r shitty and bad to their drivers, and which people have been racist or bigoted (I can see Verstappen is one)
hi and welcome to the brainrot!! <3
hmm ok i will be honest with you, i didn't watch dts. my sister does and i've heard from her and many other people that it's not accurate, a lot of the drama is manufactured, and of course it's netflix, so they'll produce whatever narrative brings them the most views. and nobody wants to watch episodes of people getting along fine in the workplace, apparently.
excellent taste in favorites, i love lewis, alex, and danny ric too!! as for your question about teams and drivers, here's what i can tell you to the best of my knowledge:
max v: known for his aggressive driving on track, particularly his infamous "yield or crash" tactics. last year when he and lewis were competing for the title, he and his team did not hesitate to take advantage of the racist abuse that lewis suffers, and use it to fuel a narrative of max being this poor victim. i won't go into detail but it's well documented all over tumblr. my anti tag for him is here.
perez: anti-choice, cheated on his wife in monaco this year when she had just given birth to their kid. kind of a crybaby on track lmao which is annoying. also cheats on track too, like when he pushed lewis and charles leclerc off track at silverstone this year. he did not deserve that p2.
red bull racing: known for their toxic environment and their high turnover rate when it comes to drivers. several people associated with it have made bigoted and/or racist statements and never seem to face consequences. accused lewis of attempted murder after silverstone last year, and have accused him of using performance enhancing drugs etc. just generally shitty people and i don't trust them OR their fans at all. OH not to mention the way they've treated yuki tsunoda for being "aggressive" on the radio while ignoring the way max behaves. anti tag here for more info.
orange army: they're not red bull fans as much as they're max fans. specifically dutch max fans. they don't care much about formula 1, from what i hear they're football fans who gave up on the netherlands nt and became max fans a few years ago (take this with a grain of salt, this is just something i read on reddit from a fan who's been following both football and f1 for years). they engage in gross and shitty behavior like harassing other team fans (specifically merc), sexual assault, cheering when lewis crashed before they even know he was okay (all of this was austrian gp this year), and burning lewis merch (hungarian gp this weekend). of course none of them face consequences. regarding all of the above, f1 just likes to put out shitty lil videos telling fans how to... block people on twitter?? without actually doing anything to address the issue.
carlos sainz jr: racism, family association with ultra right wing nationalist party
other drivers on the grid aren't perfect either. of course, no one is. so i suppose it just depends on you what you find unacceptable or what you'd be willing to let slide. for me, rbr and sainz are the ones that i genuinely do not like for the aforementioned reasons. other drivers have also done things that made me lose respect for them, such as refusing to kneel or thinking it's performative (leclerc and norris, if i'm not wrong) or thinking that "fans" that assault others shouldn't face harsh consequences (norris after the austrian gp).
hope this helped anon, and feel free to ask anything else you want to know! and if anyone has anything to add or correct, please feel free!!
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tonberry-yoda · 1 year
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it is midnight and that means its saturday so i am here for my matchup 🤭 in all honesty i have been wanting to request one from u for so long bc i love the way u write your matchups loll, but ANYWAYS! could i pls get a haikyuu matchup? i go by she/her, im straight nd i’d like a romantic matchup 🫡 so im like 5’2 i think, dyed black hair (goes a bit past my shoulders and my natural color is brown), brown eyes, and i have a lot of freckles on my face. i have my septum and both sides of my nose pierced along with a few ear piercings.im an ambivert so how i act definitely depends on the environment im in but with the right people im very outgoing (very chatty lol). but my social battery also gets drained v fast so after big social gatherings i need some time to recover (usually recovering = taking a long nap). i get really snappy if i my social battery is drained so the whole recovery thing is v important lmao. i am also a very sleepy person, my friends like to joke that im chronically tired lmfao, i take naps almost every day and if im in a car, sitting down in class or doing something like that i probably will fall asleep. i cannot control it T_T i also trip, run into things, drop things, etc. all the time. my house could be dead silent and then out of nowhere u just hear a crash and “what the fuck” yea thats me sorry 🤫🤫 i also like to tease ppl a lot, not in a flirty way more like in a provoking way (i cant flirt i have 0 rizz). moving on!! some things i look for in a relationship r someone who can be patient with me and dont mind reassuring (if they do it without me asking its 100x better). i love when show theyre thinking abt me through little things like “oh i was at the store and i saw your fav candy so i picked it up” or “i saw your favorite flowers on my walk home and thought of you” id cry. also someone who isnt afraid to show they care (not in a sense of like pda but moreso they arent too prideful to do dumb stuff like dance with u at 2 am in the kitchen). anyways my type! they dont have to be like 7ft tall but maybe 5’9 or 5’10 +. i like funny guys but not funny at the expense of others. i also really like guys that are able to actually respect me as a person. i pride myself on being really smart and mature (when i need to be lol) and i genuinely would not be able to stand someone that saw me as any less than that. OK MOVING ON! hobbies/ interests! i love music. so much. music is my creative outlet and how i express myself. i annotate song lyrics. i connect with music through personal experience its just so so important to me. i am learning how to play the electric guitar so i can connect with it even more. my favorite artists rn are the 1975, mitski, ptv and sleeping with sirens:p although im always open to expanding my music taste!! i also like to play some video games(obsessed with animal crossing lately lol). aand my love language is words of affirmation. sorry if this is really long T_T and if you dont get to this no biggy but if you do tsym!<3
WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THIS MORNING LMFAOOOOO. and that little note at the beginning is so sweet! i am so glad i am able to do a matchup for you anon!! okay, so i have a perfect little dude for you, but it may be random so bear with me. i love this man, so i hope you do too!
the character I chose for you is...
KEISHIN UKAI!!!
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OKAY
HEAR ME OUT!
ukai is flippin hot
i would love to be in your shoes
(he's my fav haikyuu character besides tanaka, so you're lucky frrr)
he would love your piercings
he's a piercing fella himself (he's what made me want to get my second ear piercings lmfaoooo)
like he thinks it's high key hot
he's also an ambrivert, so both of your personalities match up really well
he is totally understanding of your drained social battery (plus, he gets the same way) so he'll just let you nap while he works or leave you alone if needed
WILL 100% TAKE NAPS WITH YOU
like will hold you in his arms and nap a whole day away when he gets the day off
you will always knock over things in his shop and he'll just laugh or wait for you to pick it up while dead staring at you lmfaoooo
he'll definitely know if you walk in when he hears a whole ass display get knocked over
he thinks it's cute when you tease him even if you say it isnt about flirting, his dumbass thinks it is which is fine by you so you can tease him more often
the real reason i picked this guy is because of what you said about him bringing you things that made him think of you
like this man will roll up with a chocolate bar and shove it in your hand with a pile of chips shoved in his mouth and say "I thought of you today at the store and grabbed this"
he doesnt see it as much, but you are over the moon about it
when he finds out about how much you love it, he will keep doing it
he is very patient and caring for you and literally only has eyes for you
he also always gets you to laugh, which always makes his day
please play music for him
he will have heart shaped eyes if you do
he will 100% play videogames with you, but you have to teach him how to play half of the time lmfaoooo
he will always tell you how much he loves you and how pretty and amazing you are frfr
if you go to any of his practices or games when he is coaching, he will brag about you
(i am so sorry this took so long i forgot it was in my drafts. i hope you love it nonetheless though!!!)
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matchup rules --- pinned post
@tonberry-yoda
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kelasparmak · 2 years
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hey I'm trying to get into podcasts and I'm intrigued by your posts. what are your recs?
THANK YOU FOR ASKING! So like, knowing nothing about your personal taste, I’ve given you a long list of shows I like, separated by vibe more so than genre. I’ve bolded my faves and put an asterisk by the ones I’d recommend starting out with if you like the sound of the premise, and I’ve also flagged which ones are Queer Podcasts and which ones have fandoms, given that we’re on the queer fandom website. Also there are SO MANY of these and I know there are some huge ones I’ve forgotten to include lmao. It’s very much intended as a menu depending on what you personally enjoy in media! Feel free to follow up with more info and I can put together a more tailored list.
Good ones to start off with, not too intense (incl some comedies) -
*Mockery Manor: The production values on this are INSANE. It’s sort of an 80s teen horror movie, based around a bunch of 18 year olds working in a theme park for their summer job, but Something Is Afoot! It’s incredibly fun, the voice acting and sound design are amazing, and it’s made me crack up laughing on the tube. There are 2 seasons so far and I really really rate it. There’s at least one queer character.
*Wooden Overcoats: Comedy drama about two rival undertakers trying to do business on an extremely small island in the English Channel. A good one to start out with as it’s not too long, but it’s exceptionally funny – the writing is excellent but the actors’ comedic timing and tone really sells it. Starts out very silly but there are lots of heartwarming moments and some genuine drama. Several queer characters and there’s a very fun little fandom.
*Girl in Space: Scifi drama about a scientist living on an increasingly dysfunctional spaceship. Starts out as just her diary, and develops into an ensemble cast ft ACTION, REVOLUTION and THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. It’s well-produced and quite short (~13 episodes). The main character is very likeable and it’s fun to listen to. It’s a good intro to the format if the premise is your cup of tea.
The Ballad of Anne & Mary: Not a typical podcast so I guess perhaps not the best intro to the medium, but it’s extremely good and I think it’s a great example of what can be done with the audio medium when you create a show with its strengths in mind, rather than when people just have a thing they want to do and figured a podcast would be the cheapest and easiest way. It’s very short (like 5 30-minute episodes) and it’s a musical! It’s a take on the story of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, and it blew my tits clean off the first time I listened to it. It’s one of my favourite musicals, I immediately bought the MP3 soundtrack and pretty sure I know it word for word, and it’s an impressive cast – the male lead is played by the London actor for Alexander Hamilton, for example. The songs, sound design, acting and writing are all beautiful and it’s so well-put-together. I really can’t recommend this enough. It’s also v queer. Gay pirates, getchyour lovely gay pirates here, fresh out the oven! Same creators as Mockery Manor.
*Monstrous Agonies: Performed as a late-night ‘agony aunt’ style radio show for the supernatural community. Very funny and well thought-out, with some genuinely good advice, and the presenter has probably the world’s most calming and beautiful voice.  Develops a plot but I don’t want to spoil it for you! Queer, I think there’s a fandom but I’m actually not entirely up to date so I haven’t looked into it yet.
More serious / horror:
*The Magnus Archives: Starts off as a horror anthology with the connecting thread being that the individual stories are being read by a narrator who works in Spooky Research (TM), and then develops a plot around the individual stories and the Spooky Researchers (TM) over the course of 5 seasons. Many of the individual stories are extremely well-written and the sheer amount of them is really impressive, and because the bulk of each episode is largely a stand-alone story, it’s a good one to start off with if you’re new to podcasts despite the length of the series. It’s a lot queerer than you would expect from the first season, and there was an enormous fandom which has produced some stunning work (and some equally stunning discourse); since the ending of the show it’s quietened down a lot which is the way I like it personally. MY BLORBO GOES HERE. 
I Am In Eskew: Starts off single-narrator and then drawing in other characters and a plot. The narrator describes his experience in a sort of alternate universe where Things Are Not Right, and again, it gradually introduces a plot. This one’s more focused on the horror element really, and it’s very good at creating an immersive listening experience.
Mabel: Dark fantasy drama. Really poetic, well-acted, really good at suspense. A cool take on changeling/fae mythology. Very intense and maybe not one to de-stress to, but definitely worth a listen. It’s very queer, there’s some neat fan content for it but less of a fandom.
In Strange Woods: Another musical! This one’s about grief, trauma, and how small and powerless humans are compared to nature. Really, really good. You’ll cry. It’s  a quick listen – 5 episodes, all less than an hour long. When I listened to it, there was some kind of glitch with the audio that meant sometimes bits of scenes were missing or played twice? I think that was just my podcast app though. Hades from Hadestown is in this one!
The Silt Verses: Horror drama. Starts off following two members of a cult dedicated to an outlawed god, in a world where gods and the power of belief play sort of a similar role to corporations/the economy in our society. People get sacrificed to them a lot and it’s just how the world works, there are agencies dedicated to inventing new gods, etc. I’m really impressed by how they’ve built that worldbuilding and lore, as narrated by characters who have never known any other world, without ever losing the horror element. Really well-performed. Queer but it’s not a primary element of the show. I think there is a fandom but people in the tag kept massively missing the entire point of the show so I actively disengaged from it lol.
Alice Isn’t Dead: Really well-written, acted and produced. Follows a lorry driver searching for her wife, who she thought was dead, and encountering various spooky situations along the way. It’s very immersive and does creepy very well.
Harlem Queen: Drama set in the Harlem Renaissance. Another serious one, and deals explicitly with heavy issues including racism and violence, without much reprieve in the form of soft moments or humour. But it’s very well-made and worth a listen, and there’s not a lot of it.  
Fun listens, often a bit surreal (similar genre to the first section but for various reasons I might be less inclined to recommend them as your intro to the medium)
Welcome to Night Vale: You’ll almost definitely have heard of this. It’s a radio show from a very surreal desert community, which again, slowly develops a plot. It’s good and it’s very fun to listen to, but at this stage there are so many episodes, I maybe wouldn’t recommend planning to listen all the way through in one go lol, but you also can’t really start it massively out of order. I’d say this is one to start from the start, but take your time listening. Iconic queer podcast, used to have a huge fandom, I think a lot of people have sort of moved on from it, but there’s still a lot of great content and a lot of affection for it.
Victoriocity: Drama/comedy set in an alternate universe London. Feels very Discworld – really inventive worldbuilding, fun twisty plot, political intrigue, hilarious deadpan narrator, great acting. There’s some cast crossover with Wooden Overcoats so if you enjoy that you’ll like this one too.
Caravan: Western/fantasy which I wouldn’t classify as a comedy per se, but it’s still frequently very funny. Great acting, very fun and relatable protagonist who just keeps on choosing compassion over violence. Thoughtful coverage of mental illness, being brown and queer, and sexy vampires. 18+ but not super smutty and has content warnings.
Oblivity: Sci-fi drama comedy, very funny, very found family. You’ll be surprised how much you care about the characters given how stupid it is. The primary viewpoint character epitomises bisexual disaster.
The Prickwillow Papers: Fantasy drama about a young half-elf who’s just graduated from Wizard School, moved back in with her parents while she tries to find a job, and ends up taking care of the most cantankerous fae you’ve ever encountered (I love her). Lots of fun and incredible voice acting. Deals with the difficulty of letting yourself be helped, coping with guilt, and not being ‘special’. I think the show is abandoned unfortunately but still very worth listening to.
Love And Luck: Queer Australian slice-of-life audio drama comprised of a series of voice mails between two guys, following them through when they first start dating to becoming a hub for their local community. It’s very sweet and all about the importance of community and taking care of each other. Also magic brain powers.
Unseen: A series of urban fantasy stories, some connected and some not, most with a single narrator, and varying in tone. The premise is that magic is real and exists in ‘our’ world, but just below the surface and invisible to people who don’t have magic. Really well-written and well-performed. There’s one that’s based on Jeeves & Wooster but make it gayer and also magic, and I think about it a lot.
Greater Boston: Drama more than comedy but also deeply funny. Lots of apparently separate stories converging, clever writing (really good at giving a massive cast of characters distinct personalities), really emotionally impactful coverage of topics like grief, racial inequality, addiction, classism and more, doesn’t try to give easy answers but is also very focused on community power and optimism. Also there are cheese robots. Lots of queer characters. Really good but because of the complexity and the massive size of the cast, I wouldn’t necessarily recommend starting out with this one.
Doctor Who Redacted: An official BBC-produced Doctor Who spinoff podcast! Primarily recommending this to Doctor Who fans, you don’t need to be super familiar (I’m not a big Doctor Who fan personally) but a baseline understanding would help lol. The premise is that everyone who has interacted with The Doctor is being erased from history, The Doctor is trapped elsewhere and unable to help, and three queer women who do a terrible conspiracy theory podcast about ‘The Blue Box’ are quickly becoming the universe’s only hope because anyone better-equipped to help is being systematically deleted. It’s fun, very queer and feels very real, and has a lot of really touching moments.
We Fix Space Junk: Sci-fi drama comedy, very anticapitalist, queer, big found family feelings. Lots of fun, job-of-the-week episodic format makes it a relatively low-focus thing, even when the stakes are high it feels very safe to listen to, and the characters are v likeable (even the ones you really wouldn’t have expected).
Midnight Burger: Surreal sci-fi drama comedy, set in a time-travelling multidimensional roadside diner staffed by a set of lovable weirdos. Two of the weirdos live in a radio. Also the show is now about revolution. There are a few things I’m a bit :/ about it on, but it’s a very fun listen and the cast of characters are incredibly likeable.
Death By Dying: Dark surreal drama about an obituary writer and the bizarre town he lives in, with the initial plot being moved along by him meeting the niece of one of his writing subjects and her quest to find out the truth about her aunt’s death. I don’t know if I’d call it a comedy per se but it’s very funny. Deals with grief and mental illness pretty prominently, but in a very reassuring way.
Gather The Suspects: Murder mystery set in a slightly alternative universe version of Wales where they’ve seceded from the UK and also possibly the apocalypse is happening? It’s very funny, and follows two roommates and their neighbour trying to solve the murder of another neighbour from their apartment complex. It’s in English but it’s still very Welsh.
The Amelia Project: Drama/comedy about an agency that helps people fake their deaths. Great voice acting, very fun, and I really enjoy how international it is. Uses the episodic ‘client of the week’ format in combination with big picture plot in a really engaging way. Feels a bit Leverage-y especially because of how clever/absurd the plans are.
Actual play podcasts (i.e. Critical Role style, people play a collaborative storytelling game together - I don’t listen to a ton of actual plays because I don’t have the attention span, I know there are others not on this list which are very popular)
Campaign Podcast: Improv comedians play a TTRPG and chaos predictably ensues. There’s two campaigns, Star Wars (which is Star Wars) and Skyjacks (set in an invented world focusing on skyship pirates and heavily influenced by The Decemberists). The two campaigns have very different vibes, the first is mostly just goofy (though occasionally gets very real), the second is a lot more expansive, more heavily edited, and more drama-oriented I would say. I love both, they’re very funny and in particular a couple of the players are amazing. Lots of queer characters in both and a very fun fandom.
*Chapter and Multiverse: this is a very new show, but it’s GMed by Maddy Searle (who wrote and performed The Prickwillow Papers mentioned above) so I can wholeheartedly recommend it. It includes a ‘main’ arc, currently following a group of young superheroes, interspersed with one-off games (typically sillier) which feature a broader rotating cast of players, many of whom you will recognise from other shows on this list. Because it’s so new it’s a great place to start, and there’s already a very productive fan community since so many people involved have already developed a following from other shows.
Rogue Runners: based on the Hades game and set in that universe. Features a cast of shades including a teenage girl, Alexander the Great, a very horny assassin, and an elderly Scandinavian bartender not sure what he’s doing in the Greek afterlife, all trying to escape the underworld and return to the mortal realm. Very funny, extremely queer, and I was really impressed by how the GM (Tau Zaman, who also created the Caravan podcast rec’d above) adapted the typical D20 system to really replicate the feel of Hades.
Realms of Peril and Glory: like Chapter and Multiverse, it’s an assortment of RPGs played by a rotating cast of people within the (primarily UK-based) podcasting/audio drama community – Maddy and Pip are big fixtures in both podcasts. I haven’t listened to all of it, but the main campaign, Vael, is very funny and full of heart, and the comedic timing on some of these guys is absolutely impeccable. I also really enjoyed their Nibiru and high school horror games, and they’ve got one coming out using Thirsty Sword Lesbians very soon, which I’m personally looking forward to a lot.
The Adventure Zone: to be honest I’m not still listening to this, but I reckon it has to be included just for the influence it’s had on the genre of audio-format actual-plays. If you’ve somehow not come across it, the idea is that a set of brothers who have a popular comedy talk podcast play D&D with their dad, and their first campaign starts out as a very standard D&D plot arc and is quickly derailed by them goofing off and the very patient GM brother weaving it into a narrative which will punch you in the heart. I really enjoyed the Balance and Amnesty arcs; the Balance arc in particular was incredibly popular. It has a lot of queer characters and I’m confident there’s still a fandom, though it’s not as dominant as it was for a while.
Non-fiction (i.e. what 90% of the people you meet off Tumblr think ‘podcasts’ means – I don’t listen to a ton of non-fiction but figured worth including)
*No Such Thing As A Fish: A bunch of researchers from the show QI get together, each share their favourite bizarre fact of the week, and discuss. Informative and very fun. One of the UK’s most-listened podcasts so don’t just take my word for it.
Bad Gays: Discussion podcast about ‘evil and complicated’ queer historical figures. Ft nuanced discussion and some very cool Facts.
Hey Riddle Riddle: Improv comedians (one of whom is in Campaign Podcast, mentioned above) plus occasional guests attempt to solve riddles, mostly do improv scenes.
Bill Buds: Improv comedians (both in Campaign Podcast) discuss a different pop album each week, going through song-by-song with a quick clip from each. They don’t really know anything about pop music. This is one I listen to when I want something on in the background while working/getting to sleep. I enjoy the enthusiasm and the total lack of knowledge, and given that I’m not a big pop music fan, it’s also a good way of finding music I’d like to listen to. However, I probably mostly like it because I enjoy the hosts on their RPG podcast, I don’t know if it has any appeal to people who aren’t familiar with them from that.
Cautionary Tales: Narrator tells you about fuckups from history, and explains the psychological factors that made each of them possible and what we can learn from them.
Ipsos Views: I’m sorry to end on a corporate podcast rec, but if you’re at all into psychology/sociology this (and Ipsos’ various other podcasts) are an interesting listen. Ipsos if you’re not familiar do a lot of polling and market research in the UK, which they’re commissioned to do by other organisations, so they have an enormous amount of insight into trends in what people are thinking, saying, and doing (which don’t all necessarily overlap). I haven’t listened to every episode, I just scroll through and pick out the ones that interest me or are relevant to my work, but so far they’ve all been pretty good. Because it’s corporate though, I would just say, y’know, take it with a pinch of salt lol.
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cloudy-rainn · 2 years
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heya! I'm mari hope I could request a matchup for Tokyo Revengers!
my personality is pretty much a mess. I am usually a ambivert and v socially awkward. around the homies or family I am very Talkative,loud,extra, you know just extroverted in general,around new people or randoms I am shy- or just act antisocial. I'd say I can be pretty lazy and get cranky when asked to do something but I'll pull through and do it anyway. I love seeing others smile and when it comes to people's emotions I try to consider how they feel when it comes to comfort. I'm also a pushover,I have such a weakness for when people cry,I go all soft,even if they did me wrong,then I can't help but feel guilty and try to fix it. I sometimes have a negative mind set/thoughts and other times positive,depends,I'm also not too vocal on my feelings and angry at random times (pent up anger from bullying.) Which results in me punching a wall,posting up with the pillow or just giving an attitude. my mbti is esfp and my zodiac is aquarius. I would save my love language is quality time,,just being with the person is enough.
my appearance I have jet black hair (it is dyed lol) that reaches slightly past my shoulders and is very curly but poofy when dry so I usually keep it in a high bun or straighten it. I have dark brown eyes and longish lashes. I Have chubby cheeks nnn and Everytime I eat my folks say I look like a chipmunk- I stuff my mouth. I'm about 5'2-5'3 and my body is curvyish but I'm a little insecure about my chubby stomach :/. I usually wear like hoodies n sweats or skinny jeans , baggy jeans , or sweats. And Shorts around the house since I feel more comfortable doing that and a oversized shirt.
I enjoy learning to play the piano (I can only play like 2 songs.),, Watching anime, documentaries about murders or serial killers, reality tv , killing eve n maybe some cartoonies when I feel like it (I straight up watched author till 4am in the morning.), YouTube etc. I also like to read manga and chill w/ the friends.
btw some of my favorite places are hot topic, McDonald's, chipotle, forever 21 and ofc the love of my life,my room.
I look for someone who is chill and can match my vibe. They trust me and I trust them,type thing. I don't really want someone who is overly clingy, I'd be fine with it,but after a while I'll get sort of annoyed. Also someone who is humorus and can take a joke! Like I could pull a prank or tell them a joke and they wouldn't turn it into something serious. Someone who can appreciate and not be judgmental and someone who can talk to me. Mainly we get along.
hope all this is good!!
ahh thank you, hope you like it <3
i match you with MITSUYA TAKASHI!
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•ngl, lowkey jealous of you rn, he’s the epitome of perfect boyfriend.
•definitely childhood friends to lovers.
•because of taking care of his two sisters, he is definitely able to cook up a pretty delicious meal, and he always lets you taste first for approval.
•he can't help but smile when he sees you stuffing your cheeks with food.
•your personal therapist, he is immediately able to tell when you're feeling upset. he will do everything in his power to make you happy.
•expect a lot of homemade gifts, it is his way of showing you love.
•he will protect you at all costs!
•he makes you clothes!! and don’t worry about him judging your body, he loves you from your head to your toes <3
•will stay up late watching reality tv with you. he finds it interesting lmao.
•you’re his princess, which is why he loves kissing the back of your hand, and occasionally your forehead.
•hakkai is lowkey jealous but he supports you two nonetheless.
•in conclusion, you are one very lucky person and you are dearly loved.
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rue-bennett · 28 days
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my brain’s scattered today so I’m sorry about my answers lmao -> dont be lmao youre good. but yeah how did you know I love haunted 😭. generally I like speak now just because I feel like its more focused on storytelling. I also love love her song Carolina, her new indie vibe and her low singing style/tone suit it so much.
speak now is funny because even though I like evermore more, I have my definitive favourites from it that I specifically listen to (gold rush, no body no crime, willow, tis the damn season, champagne problems) and my skips (happiness, evermore, cowboy like me) but speak now is just really solid across the board.
I dont listen to it a lot but I generally wouldn't skip any of the songs if they came on. I do really enjoy Haunted, Better than Revenge, the Story of Us and Dear John but there really are no skips.
Lmao I appreciate it. But hehe I just got the vibeee, plus you said you want the tortured poets dept to have gothic vibes and it’s one of her more rockish “gothic” vibe songs. I also adore it, that was one of my fav songs of hers for a very long time (still is! Just hasn’t been at the top since like. Red came out sndjsjdjd v underrated good taste btw). Oooh that’s very interesting and I respect that! Focused on the storytelling over like pop catchiness. I definitely get that. I like both but definitely feel that.
And OMG interesting! But I’m actually the same way where I usually don’t listen to evermore all the way through, but usually it’s a mood thing. Do you always skip those because you don’t like them, or because they’re just like sad/slow/not the vibe? Tis the damn season is prob my fav on evermore, along with ivy, cowboy like me, coney island, and i love dorothea and happiness and gold rush too. So like most of it fksjfsj i almost always skip long story short, closure, tolerate it (sad lmao), marjorie (same reason), etc. Interestinggg but i definitely get that. Speak now really is a great album. Sometimes things can be super listenable but not your very favorite! And thats so fair to not listen to it a lot either but omg, just, tasteeee!! I love all of those as well oh my god.
My favorite taylor albums are red and folklore (but also all of them) but i do skip around depending on my mood, but neither of them have “always skips” for me. Just sometimes skipsjdsjdj.
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filmdesque · 3 months
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@everyoneismytoy said: 🩵
who curses more ? neither of them come off as the 'swearing types' tbh, maybe jonathan??? he's more likely to drop a 'holy shit' or 'dammit' or 'fuck' out of nowhere imo--
who is more patient ? they're both pretty patient, but felix is probably much better at controlling his internal reactions than jonathan tbh. after a while jon will literally start to ache with resentment and impatience and hold back until he snaps. thank god most confrontations end before this happens tho lmao
who does the driving ? depends on where they're going tbh, when jon stays at saltburn i can imagine felix doing most of the driving probably.
who is louder ? who is quieter ? felix is probably much more outgoing than reserved jonathan, who often needs a bit of a poke or prompt to talk in social situations.
who is more physically affectionate ? they both are!! especially in private, but in public felix is probably more touchy than jonathan.
who is more likely to tease the other ? probably felix lol, jonathan is v shy about teasing others a lot of the time but it depends on his mood and if he's high or not lmfao.
who is better with time management ? this is a super good question tbh, while felix is kind of a "jock" type and is happy about his status i can see him as someone who still cares about getting things done in a timely manner, while jonathan is more likely than not to be disorganized as fuck and lose things/run out of time without realizing it.
who wins the arm wrestling matches ? probably felix, he's just about twice jonathan's size and is considerably more muscular than him lmao
who controls the music in the car ride ? probably jonathan, he has a very distinct music taste and just likes sharing his music with others in general. he'll let felix use the aux cord from time to time tho.
who covers dinner when they order in ? felix, he's the one with the money to do that
who is more outgoing ? who is more shy ? felix is definitely more outgoing i would say. jonathan without a doubt is the shy one who needs help in social situations.
who has the more outlandish fashion sense ? i'd say felix, jonathan is more than happy to try things on but if he's going out in public he's more likely to dress more "up" than "down" and in a way that is probably more likely to conform than felix.
who starts the tickle fights ? who ends them ? i wanna say felix??? sometimes maybe jonathan if he's in a specific mood or if he's high, but he's very ticklish and loses the tickle fights 99.9% of the time lmao
who has the darker / more "edgy" sense of humor ? maaaaaybe jonathan?? i can see them both making dark and edgy jokes from time to time, but a lot of jonathan's jokes come from a very real place after the traumas of dealing with the upside down and losing many of his loved ones.
who is more competitive when it comes to games ? probably depends on the game, and jonathan might be more internally competitive while felix may be more externally competitive
who has the bigger appetite ? the bigger sweet tooth ? hard to say tbh!!! i think both of them have substantially large appetites if they're high, but jonathan doesn't really have a massive sweet tooth. it wouldn't surprise him if felix did due to growing up in such a wealthy environment.
who is more likely to get in a confrontation in public ? i feel like both of them would try to either de-escalate or try to remain calm, but jonathan will definitely act out if it means defending the honor of someone he cares about.
who hosts the parties / hangouts ? who organizes them ? probably felix for both. he has the bigger house, lots of space and probably is more used to planning or taking part in the planning of events than jonathan is.
who is better at cooking ? do they ever cook for each other ? probably jonathan, and he's always more than happy to cook a little something for felix <3
who is more likely to engage in dangerous and / or illegal behavior ? depends on the type of activity/behavior, but i can see felix being more thrill-seeking while jonathan is more into "softer" crimes like trespassing and using drugs.
who is more likely to notice when something is wrong with the other ? probably jonathan, it's probably a result of his big brother intuition. he's very keyed into the emotions of the people around him at like all times lol
who does the talking in public s ettings ( i.e. to the waiter at a restaurant ) ? felix, jonathan is a shy bean when it comes to social interactions with less familiar people. but he's happy to order for himself if they're like out at a date at a restaurant or at a bar.
who is more likely to extend a helping hand & provide emotional support ? i can see both of them doing this, but jonathan probably catches on to the emotional state of felix more quickly than the other way around
who is the bigger prankster ? do they get the last laugh or do they suffer for it ? probably felix, and whether or not jonathan lets him get away with it depends on the prank.
MUSE RELATIONSHIP HEADCANON GAME !
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birdy-bird27 · 1 year
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reasons 2 no t make battery acid (drink in the "don't do this" post):
bad sensory [the candy will melt and get gross & soggy depending on what u use. I used airheads xtremes and they tasted grosssss afterwards lmao]
depending on caffeine tolerance redbull might just be. Too Much caffeine by itself & the sugar won't help idk our caffeine tolerance is Shit it seems and this is making us v jittery HDHSSJFH
if u take adhd meds Do Not Drink This on the same day u take them. caffeine + ADHD meds = A Lot. Of Energy & Jittering at least in our experience HDJDJSSKDJFJ
overall it's jusr. ur gonna feel Energized or super nervous and bad and I think a lotta people tht try it feel super nervous and bad HDHDJSJDJDJF -Electrochem
THANK YOU!! Finally a reason to not make the drink! Everyone saying to not make it but not saying why was driving me nuts. I’m glad to know now. That sounds so gross lol
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nsfw asks - galin edition
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Galin is typically on the bottom. And as such they're usually the one getting the majority of aftercare. However, they're very clingy after sex. Lots of soft kisses and gentle praise for their top. After sex they require extra affection and preferably some kisses...
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
They really like their hips. They have nice hips, very grippable. "hips that could never fucking lie. love handles." -rowan. anyways. It depends on the partner? For instance with Decord they love his hands, with Emil they love his thighs. But in general, they're a waist guy.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)
Galin is a very very wet person. Just SO slick...
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Speaking of cum, they're into breeding.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Not very! But they are VERY willing to learn~
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Mating press.... <3
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Galin isn't very serious but they're very romantic!
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Galin's pubes are a dark red....... they're very tidy and sometimes even clean shaven, but not often.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 
Clingy and romantic.. They want love and affection and praise. They'd also loud though...
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
They prefer to wait for their partner... But they at least know where the clit is..
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Size queen. They have a thing for seeing how much they can take.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Bed honestly? They like more romantic sex.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Dirty talk, inappropriate touching, bedroom eyes, 'dom voice'. Honestly Galin is so horny lmao- 20 yr olds.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
CNC. Yucky.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
They prefer receiving.. Listen their pussy is godly, now eat it out please. But they'll still give!! Equivalent exchange, yk? Its only right. They're surprisingly good with their tongue.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
They like it a lil rough but meaningful, if that makes sense.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Not as big of a fan.. But if they have to, they won't say no? They just prefer oral for quick situations and then a proper love making session when theres time.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Very game to experiment!!
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)
Surprising amount of stamina.. 30+ times, even.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Galin wouldn't buy toys for themself, but wouldn't say no to a partner buying and using toys on them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh they know what they're doing, the little shit.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
WHORE. not as loud as Sulien, but not quiet.. I think I VA'd their moans once lol..
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Galin has fucked on several statues of the Seven. Once for each nation they've been to...
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
They are... small. Just very cute and small.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Now that they've had a taste for it? Very high lol
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Very quickly once everything is cleaned up. they're just sooo cosy and snuggly...
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