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my-emily-gilmore-era · 2 months
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🎉 Gilmore Girls matriarch Kelly Bishop turns 80 today 🎉
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il-predestinato · 9 months
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oh no don't let charles see this 💀
(hey charles, look at this. sends him these motivational photos ahead of the race.)
Max really be having a quarter life crisis by replacing his long suffering wife with a younger floozy - 😱😭
Charles the next time he sees Oscar:
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(jk jk Oscar bébé, we love you 🫶 mwah mwah)
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terrainofheartfelt · 8 months
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A friend and I signed up for a Gilmore Girls trivia night at a local bar so I am Studying
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howifeltabouthim · 5 months
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He now revelled in sarcasm, and before his speech was over raged with wrath.
Anthony Trollope, from Phineas Redux
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michael-meowers · 1 year
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I love that copia keeps his gloves on while doing literally anything. probably wears them to bed too
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morgana-ren · 8 months
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in the scenario astarion takes other lovers, what would happen if the others had children with him? and when mc has children too, how would conflicts between the kids be handled if like one of his side pieces’ kids hurt mc’s kids?
Astarion is vicious over his children.
Here's the thing: If he has children with Tav, he likely won't take other lovers unless that's been established as acceptable (mutual polyamory) in the relationship because he will not disrespect the mother of his children like that. He will not set that precedent. If he does, he will do so quietly and make very certain that they know they are not woman #1 in his life.
I don't think he initially views himself as a family man, but having children-- something that is yours, like a little piece of you-- has a way of changing that. They are his children. Loyal, unfailing, his future. They are walking proof of his accomplishments, his achievements, and he cannot help but be terribly proud of them. He is spreading his bloodline, the seeds of his empire.
If one of his lovers gets a little moon-eyed and thinks to displace his queen-- or his children-- they are quickly shown just how little he cares.
If they dare to make a move against his actual family, he simply rips them apart, laughing all the while that they dared. That they genuinely thought they could win. That they thought he would pick a flimsy little dabble with a trollop over his family.
They were an amusement and nothing more. They should have been content with that. But since they weren't, they can die for their aspirations.
His children are his legacy. Something that is well and truly his. Blood of his blood, flesh of his flesh. He made them. He brought them into the world, and anyone who tries to take them out will be personally escorted to the Hells.
Personally, I don't see him starting a family with anyone but his one true consort to avoid this exact situation, but in the event that it does happen... Well, I suppose that depends on the scenario. How he feels about them and what not. Assuming they really don't mean anything, he'll probably just try to settle things civilly. He won't be displacing his consort, but he will ensure the child is loved and cared for. He'd rather not complicate things, so he'd likely try to take the child for his own to be raised under his wife while paying off the mother, if at all possible.
If not, that depends a tidbit more on the details.
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saltygilmores · 10 months
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls- Season 2, Episode 16, "There's The Rub", aka A Sheer Masterpiece of GilmoreDom, AKA Jess, Rory, And Paris Eat Together And All Is Right With The World-Part 3
Who's ready for more TTR? (PS: There is a link to all previous recaps including parts 1 and 2 of TTR in my pinned post, while I work on puting together a better master index. You can also search my Tumblr by specific episode name or season).
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Anyone ever look at unofficial GG merchandise on places like Redbubble and Etsy? There are a bunch of phrases that always end up on crap. Oy with the poodles already. I smell snow. Etc etc. "Vicious trollop" is a very common one as well. But nobody was putting "Why Did You Drop Out of Yale" on anything, so I had to create my own custom merch.
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The banter between Emily and Lorelai is so sharp and witty and wonderful in this episode, it reminds me why am I still watching this show in the first place and subjecting myself to the additional torture of analyzing every episode minute by minute (for the second time in 3 years), even though it so often greatly disappoints me or angers me. There are just some episodes where AmyShermanPalladino's light shines through and touches everything in her kingdom. None of these moments involve Dean Forrester.
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Never have I ever been so excited to see these two little words. "Doorbell Rings." JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS
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When I tell you I literally squealed when she opened the door. If Gilly Girls was taking place in the 2020's, Jess would be a DoorDasher. I would have him deliver to the Forresters and spit in Dean's food. This is all too pure. My heart's a flutter. I can't snark on it. SaltyGilmores™ has been disabled. Look, I can't just regurgiate every single line and frame from this scene so I'll just post a select few things. Enjoy and #AdmireTheDeliveryBaby
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Can we talk about the way she's looking at him? 😍 R: How come Cesar didn't deliver this? J: I volunteered. R: Why? J: I wanted to get out of the construction zone. Mmm, sure. I love when he does this shit:
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He doesn't exactly sound surprised that one of the Gilmores didn't tip him. I will never cease, desist or yield in making "Rory and Lorelai don't pay for their food" jokes.
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Should I instead make jokes about how this is the second time in a row that the Gilmores actually did try to pay him and he refused?
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The last time we saw this shirt, he had a name patch over his titty. I really like this shirt and how we can see his scandalous bare forearms for once. Dear Baby Jesus, Milo is adorable. And the light on him is just perfect in this shot.
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R: You're staying? J: Didn't you just invite me? R: No... J: You told me I could have all the food I wanted. That sounded Invitation-Like. R: You want to stay here and eat? J: Beats being at Luke's.
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You will not be going anywhere, young lady. You sit right down at that table and have a literary debate with Jess and Rory, eat some fries, and don't get up until Dean Forrester barges in and ruins everything.
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Jess Mariano's social anxiety is so palpable you could eat it. It is radiating from his pores with the intensity of a hundred suns. This anxious little nugget, who did not make even a second of eye contact upon meeting a new person, has the entire town of Schitt's Hollow quaking in fear of what atrocities he may be capable of. Oooh what have we here? A MINOR INCONSEQUENTIAL PLOT HOLE!
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To be continued.
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wolfanddragon98 · 8 months
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@dreaming-for-an-escape
Candace smacked her lips, hazel eyes twinkling mischievously. “It’s called Vicious Trollop.”
Gotta love sneaky references. 😂
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themoonphoenix · 5 months
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Gilmore Girls November Reading Challenge
November: “Vicious Trollop” – Steamy read or exciting thriller Author: Jillian Meadows Title: Give Me Butterflies Saga: No Published: July 1, 2023 Genre: Romance Contemporary Stars: 4.5 Review Steamy read Give Me Butterflies is a nerdy, sweet but sexy debut. Millie and Finn work in the same museum, but in different areas, he is an astronomer, and she is an entomology curator.  Millie is…
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collymore · 10 months
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It's called Respect. An alien concept to most white Brits and their vile genocidal kin!
By Stanley Collymore   They wouldn't walk around Oxford   City centre, let's say, or any other   British town or city clad only in   a bikini so why do white Brits and their arrogant familial ilk from the overseas genocidally acquired and still retained territorial countries globally think they either can, or else should quite clearly automatically be allowed ad infinitum   to do so in town centres and similarly   too major cities abroad, and basically   moreover actually get away with their   arrogant impropriety of wearing quite   scanty and crucially, revealing attire? What's wrong in both acknowledging   and similarly through basic courtesy,   displaying some pertinent regard for   the locals by actually being, sensibly     as modest as those around you are;   in the locations you visit on holiday?   In Barbados, which doesn't need   any lessons on either short or   distinctly lengthy vacations,   beach wear is obviously strictly for the beach, and even then going topless as   a characteristically personal or simply   a collective and preferential means of sunbathing is categorically outlawed! Why? Pretty obvious I'd expect, to the   average intelligent person unless you   aptly happen, to be white and British!   For while any holidaymaker is clearly simply on their vacation that doesn't invalidate Barbados being our home.   (C) Stanley V. Collymore   1 July 2023.   Author's Remarks:   Distinctively and unquestionably so it's patently obvious that white Britons and their globally, past and present, literally genocidal kin are the worst for stupidly and quite malevolently rather purposely and also arrogantly disrespecting other peoples' countries, their citizens, valued culture and moral behaviour.   Just because these undoubtedly white racist pillocks: both the Karens who are time honoured experts at dropping their knickers sexually on holidays even prior to properly unpacking their luggage and a notorious reputation that they clearly have globally, but the obvious moment they're back on the plane home, these evidently odious sluts, tarts and toxic trollopes behave as though butter won't melt in their mouth, and a spurious act they like to carry on with at home, just like they like-minded Gammons: the vile queens and sick paedophiles who feel that they can act with obvious impunity when they are abroad, jointly think, the two sets of them, that they can behave as they like in other people's countries because at home the so-called forces of law and order seldom rein them in, and on the rare occasions that happens they know instinctively they're evidently only going to get a very mild slap on the wrist and nothing more.   These are the same people who clearly and unequivocally state in their odious and toxically verminous comments in the Daily Mail, their agent provocateur, that the famed Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) should be made to go bust with donors contributing to this registered charity stop supporting it, calling it a taxi service with open vocal and written support in this distinctively scurrilous vilification actually from the Daily Mail's management itself, and all because the RNLI dedicated to saving all lives dangerously at risk on the open sea essentially did what as the charity it is clearly committed to being rescued some would be immigrants to the UK in the Channel.   The same evilly vile bastards and nasty, simply utterly sick bitches that applaud the recent execution of the 17 year old youth in France by a trigger happy cop and likewise applaud the Metropolitan Police for simply not properly pursuing the vicious racist murderers of Stephen Lawrence, as it has actually transpired that there was a sixth killer that the Met Police evidently knew of but kept secret about and basically  irrefutably valuable information that was purposefully kept hidden from Stephen's parents. But to these aforementioned purblind cunts all this is absolutely fine because the victims all have a different skin colour to their own. Brexiteer advocates for an all-white Britain who're evidently far too fucking dumb anyway to distinctly see the blatant and undoubtedly sickening irony of entities Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the USA among others where their scum relatives are and still freely emigrate to. Yet they additionally feel that they can go to whatever country they care to, including former colonies, and do whatever the Hell they like with total impunity on the sick premise that these countries ludicrously need them far more than they as white Brits need these country. A clear bunch of mother-fucking idiots not only unquestionably intellectually challenged but who quite clearly live in their delusional world and one where clearly these pathetic cunts are too cowardly to even acknowledge their racism and live in a constant state of denial where that is concerned.   Have you seen the pathetic state some white Brits walk around when the sun comes out sufficiently inviting? It's truly absolutely gross! Obesity coupled with the most hideously appalling tattoos and physical ugliness aside. Frankly it's one thing to have daft body confidence but another altogether to believe that because you so stupidly think you look great that others will or must automatically agree with you. But whoever sensibly said that this verminous scum along with their Coconut and House Nigger Useful Idiots were ever bright?
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sehested66sehested · 2 years
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polikszena · 3 years
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okay but how about modern AU! Mary and Edith buying each other high quality make-up items but in shades named like “Vicious Trollop” for Christmas
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paintitbright · 7 years
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me: this guy on tinder seems to be sort of normal :-O
guy on tinder:I bet you're quite a minx. You know I have a sense for this stuff.
me: Sry gotta go. There's housework to do - cooking, cleaning my latex attire, you know.
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terrainofheartfelt · 7 months
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Update: at the half, our team, Vicious Trollops, is CRUSHING it
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hexxgirlsgroupie · 5 years
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shes painting her nails red
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agentrouka-blog · 2 years
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I'm sorry, did I miss one Sansa chapter or something? Because people always act as if she had killed sweetrobin... Last I checked, she was the one that actually cared about him.
Did you not know that the girl trying to preserve his future standing as Lord of the Eyrie (by sparing him a public humiliation) and planning his future bodyguard team and thinking about what his future wife might like about him, is knee-deep involved in actively and purposefully poisoning her (erstwhile) only living cousin?
Better re-read those infamous AFFC chapters The Chemistry Major (Alayne III) and The Kinslaying Vicious Trollop (Alayne IV).
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