#w h a t did i do

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #league of assassins #Are Danny and Ras married? Who knows #They did raise their kids together #Well technically Dan & Ellie got de-aged but still #They met during time shenanigans for Danny #Trained together for a bit and became a tiny bit of rivals #Ras missing his platonic or romantic partner: If I adopt-steal these teens/children I can pspspspsps them back #Jordan looking down at Talia: Hello demon child #Talia: Brother Damian isn't talking to me anymore and I don't know what to do T-T #Ellie: Would he like more siblings?? That made us feel better??? #Talia: Of course I can make clones to send to him he shall surely call me back then! #Dusan: Sister I don't think that is what they were saying- #Talia: I have things to do out of my way Ghost! #Tim is so tired and has no clue what's going on #Jordan: Whelp I'm going to help you out because I'm always one to take Mom's side against pops #Tim: What #Jordan: Let's go bother the primordial being of Time he happens to find us amusing anyway #Tim: W h a t #deadly decisions

[twistedappletree]

#not me crying in my own club #DO YOU EVER WRITE A LINE FOR A FIC AND UR LIKE #HOW DID THAT COME OUT OF MY BRAIN #bc that’s what just happened to me #lmFAO #anyway #fic wip #jin ling #lan sizhui #zhuiling #zhuiling musings #mdzs #you know for a goddamn fact lsz saw right through this kid when they first met #while jl was too busy slap fighting Jingyi and running around with his nose turned up #lsz was like #i k n o w w h a t y o u a r e #👀 #perceptive radish

[jula483]

yoga boys 🥰

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#rhett and link #rhink #touching #rhett's hands on link's butt have me INSANE #hello??? #also link doing headstand or whatever this is called #w h a t #chaotic episode #i loved it #also #did rhett shave his legs? #joining link in the summer legs club #lol #my post

[pocketramblr]

Still can't believe All Might is canonically an orphan, another thing the English translation left out is that the specific word in Japanese he uses suggests he may have had a sibling who was also killed along with his parents. Forgot where I read it, but I was like 🤯 when I saw it.

HE HAD SIBLINGS?!?

#i know i said i wasn't fact checking but uh #i will take more details on this please and thank you #what do you mean this guy has dead sibling(s) #hey hey hey do you think #since they're really going all in with the afo and all might slapfest #did toshi also have a little brother. or was it his big brother that died #did he have a sister???? i mean statistically more characters are guys in this series he's probably got 2/3 chance of brother #and 1/3 chance of anything else #but w h a t #when did they die???? how much of a part of his life were they??? #he had such only child vibes. i knew he was an orphan but i never would have thought to give him siblings #... well ok. not full siblings in nondfostick aus #since he does have half siblings he never met in averse #but like. you know what i mean #pocket talks to people #anon #bnha manga spoilers #of what chapter? who knows i find out everything via anons now

[vampirepunks]

The wildest thing about being as Texas southern as I am is that people told me Boomhauer from King of the Hill is literally unintelligible…

…and then I watched it for the first time in 10+ years and went what do you mean. I understand every word no subtitles needed wHAT

#my husband was like ‘yeah no that character is speaking another language altogether’ W H A T #dude sounds like every old southern man I did contracting for back in the day #i can literally do that accent if I try. that’s what I sound like when I’m drunk #guess I speak two languages: English and Texan #personal #logan.txt

[deus-ex-mona]

unnecessary comparison of the day!

volume 5’s release of one of asuna’s chapters changed the subject of her stan twt cancellation posts from mona to miyu (of frusu)!

#there are also minor dialogue changes from the piccoma release to the volume versions but still~~~~ #though ngl i love how asuna is the one who has received the most dialogue changes out of everyone in the series lmao #she received one in vol 2 when. like. no one else did iirc #ily asuna frusu i wanna k n o w your after story auauaauaaaaaaaaa #but. man. now im faced with a tough decision for vol 4. #do i or do i not have asuna cuss mona out in the name of localisation or should i just tl directly? #bc so far i’ve tried to tl asuna based on vibes and such as much as possible (instead of direct tls) sooooo #i just. wanna do her justice mannnnnnn. she’s a dumbass but she’s *my* dumbass yk? #but aside from that… i gotta try my best to come up with tls for the variety show segments auaaaaaaaa #i think my little theme of attempted alliteration would work? im sorry appare☆manten you’re sunny⭐︎skies now #hmmmmamamsmmdmdkdjdmdjdjdjdjse im sorryy im goinggngngng insaneeeee from the lack of lxl album shipping updates auauauaaaaaaaaa #p l s ship my album i n e e d to inject meoto into my veins #pls cmonnnnn you cant just suddenly up the shipping price by 20 bucks and *not* ship it on timeeeee #im gonna e a t d h l if it’s the last thing i do #m. maybe it’ll ship if i finish tling the vol 3 bonus chapter today (delusional) i hate waiting for parcels smmmmmm #ok insanity over i think i should get some dinner bye

[theangrypomeranian]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

#pom ponders #livingston #a hometown odessy #hi hello i have passed away from shock #how do i keep getting noticed w h a t #sir i mostly just repost TTs of tswift and fandom stuff #what god did i please to earn this??

[akemi-snow]

It's them.

Don't let that serious face fool you. Izumo was the one who came up with whatever idea put them there. Kotetsu only made it worse.

I got the background from here but had to edit the heights bc my boys are smol

#izumo kamizuki #kotetsu hagane #koteizu #those two guys from naruto #naruto #see izumo was a good kid. Then Ko came in & corrupted him into childish mischief 24/7 since age 7 #now izumo uses his outstanding intelligence for stupid ass pranks that land them in jail at times #don't let that face fool u he regrets N O T H I N G. He's laughing inside. He just doesn't want it to be registered in his record #kotetsu doesn't care #see also how ko's id has no last name? it's not needed. It was stated in the mugshot before his. They're married #'and kotetsu' instead of his name bc every time EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME izumo ends up in jail it's ALWAYS with Kotetsu #btw this is traced. I'm not an artist so I literally just put a layer on the original & traced lmao But I did do the rest & #I'm actually lowkey proud of it even though it looks like bad cgi made in ms paint 2003 LOL #but you have to understand i made it with a free online program with no art knowledge & with A MOUSE w/o mousepad LMAO #also i'm back. I was drowning in the abyss of university & depression. Now it's only depression. But Those Two Guys make it better #for someone that only draws for the memes i spend an awful 3+ hours anxiously palm-sweating before i can click 'post'

[lunarsluttymoon]

EVERYONE SHUT UP

WHAT????

#h u h #SIR WHAT R U DOING HERE LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME HUH???? #I MEAN. HI #BUT W H A T #jello following my stupid haha funny sideblog was NOT a possibility in my mind #epithet erased

[bonyato]

Im reaching adulthood...... <- Guy whos in her early twenties

#ive been frequenting unsweetened tea & coffee much more lately 〒﹏〒 t-this is bad.. we need a funeral immideitally. imimiidiialtarly #H;JWJASDHSKJSDJF IM JUST KIDDING but i did find it a little funny how im able to do this w such ease now 💭 #Back then i couldn't tolerate drinking coffee if it didn't have At Least a spoonful of sugar HWJDSF #same w/ tea‚ undrinkable 'til i poured massive amounts of honey into the mug #i couldn't fathom the idea that one could willingly drink things like these unsweetened & used to attribute it to 'elderly behavior' UWSHJF #I believe it's not that unusual tho .. specially considering i tend to pair them with sweets of some kind 2 balance things up #but it's like... When did i grow so intolerant towards sugary stuff ?? enough for me to need smth plain to counter the sweetness #lest i get all cloyed up #Changes are such a quaint thing. #wondertext #also no one asked‚ but the 1st thing i accompanied with plain coffee was: carrot cake! It was divine. that alone convinced me 2 do it more

[thedeadthree]

ok ok FINEE ill make a g*ojo girlie anything for pookie i GUESS!! <3

#leg.txt #*personal #said with pure love of course hehe <3 anyway!! guess who is FINALLY watching j*jk !!!!!!!! #IM SLOW AS SNAILS BUT MY SIB AND I BINGE WATCHED FIVE OR SIX EPS STRAIGHT (when i left off i was on ep2??) #i think it was like 2ish and then i went to my room to sleep and like GOOOJOO i would give my kidney for him im so serious #minako my t*oji girlie your brother is so important to MEE #anyway onto the g*ojo girlie mins future sister in law NDHNKJHDN #trying to think of her thing i mean f*lemeth/m*orrigan d*ragon age's abilities but make it j*jk would be fun? #or biomancy maybe? i was playing r*ogue trader and the p*syker powers would be a neat concept? #that or technomancy?? could be fun?????? #if i went the flem/mori route making her mom be sort of like flem where she takes the bodies of her daughters to keep her immortality HMM #anyway all this to say besties I SEE THE VISION NOW i did before but i am PERCEIVING for realsies this time!!!!!!! #i am thinkin that whatever i dont choose i may give to a possible n*anami girlie and minako becomes a full time t*oji girlie <3 #t*oji AND ch*oso for minako <3 VERY excited to develop her and her relationships with her men!! peachy keen dream babiee!!!! 🌸💕 #sorry besties about all of the asterisks jnsahd i was like YEESH on having this in the tags :') anyway i hope yall are well !!!!!!!! #off to the r*ogue trader brainworms bc HEHHEHE my girlie finally met love of her life h*einrix and HES SO!!!!!!!! #ill do a whole worms for brains yelling sesh about him later bc AHHHHHHH i would also give my kidney for him im so serious *wheeze* #hes known her for five minutes hes giggling twirling hair and giving her gifts yesterday i was SHRIEKING AT FOUR AM!!!!!!!!! #its been fun giving my brain a break from the w*itcher braiworms to prevent my burnout while i brainstorm the ye olde fic <3

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

tuning in for the third season of the chosen after the end of season 2 like please tell me they didn't ruin it by making it too american please tell me they didn't make it too american please tell me it's not ruined by being too american it was so good because it wasn't too american

#if jesus' disciples give out pamphlets ONE MORE TIME #no but for real guys we had it all #w h a t were you thinking last season and did you do it again or can i actually watch the show #the chosen

[the-faultofdaedalus]

some very funny things i’ve realized about kat and people’s perception of her is that a) for a While everyone just thinks that she got her powers because her parents were doing unethical human experimentation on her before their death because tony over-related and his arguments were convincing enough and because no one has mentioned this in front of kat she can’t ever correct them and b) it’s very possible that it takes a LONG time for anyone to even realize that i) she has two different powersets from two different sources ii) what one of those powers even IS (her sight, because she just. doesn’t talk about things. again. and the things she notices that no one should notice could just be really good hearing or smell or smth?) and honestly the longer no one realizes any of these things the funnier it is

#EVEN HER SENSORY ISSUES people could just assume they’re regular sensory issues #and that the reason she tends to seek out tony during them is because he is Safe Human #it would be absolutely fucking hysterical if the only reason they found out about the sight is because lily exists #everyone is just like. why does this kid have extra powers when lily starts asking abt her sight #and kat is like. she doesn’t? i also have that #everyone: SINCE WHEN??? #kat: since second escape? #everyone is drunkenly doing math like. wait. but you could shift before that. right. #and she’s like. yeah. but i could not pocket or see. #and everyone is like W H A T #just assuming that she got shifting and the pocket from the panacea is. so funny to me #risksksks i’m sorry this is so funny to me #tony you can’t just assume the random child with scientist parents and superpowers #was experimented on as a baby just because your dad did that. come on. #absolutely the only other person who would know this is maria #she’s like how could you not have known it’s obvious. #oc stuffs

[bibleofficial]

i held 1 of the 2 chinese flatmates (that ive actually met) hostage to Force him to Talk to Me & i had him smell weed for the first time & he started coughing 😭😭😭

#stream #ALSKALSKALKAALKSALKSLAK #i learned so much from him #like how u can still smoke inside in china ? legally ? 😭😭😭 ALSKALKSALKSALKSLA HE ASKED WHY THERE WERE SO MANY SMOKE ALARMS #‘why is the west so afraid of fire ?’ ALSKALSKLSKLAKSAL #IT MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD #like bc like the homes in this city were built in the 1800s so if 1 goes up in flames the rest of the streets gone too 😭😭😭 #he’s so fucking funny #also about maotai so i’m going to find some of that #his name is [phonetically] ‘yen je’ ‘je’ pronounced like the french pronoun je (i) idk how it’s actually spelt in english but yea #& the other guys name is arthur - i mean he said he wants to go by arthur so i’m obliging him ALSKALSKALSLAL i asked ‘is that what u want me #to call u’ bc i did the same thing w yen je bc he wanted me to use his last name bc it’s easier - like i’m living w yall; i can learn how to #pronounce ur name like u do it w mine too ? it’s not hard ? 😭😭 #i STILL haven’t met the mexican or the other chinese guy 😭😭😭😭 #ALSKALSKALSKALKSLANA LIKE ARE YALL EVEN HERE I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW #ALLEGEDYLY THEY ARE #THEY DONT HAVE A N Y T H I N G IN THE KITCHEN #LITERALLY ITS JUST ARTHUR YEN JE & I THAT HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THE KITCHEN IT LOOKS LIKE 😭😭😭😭😭 #like y’all …. these are sooo expensive idk how they’re just. not here - i mean it’s cheaper than private sector but still 😭😭😭 it pains me #having to put it on my credit cards 🥲 #like i’m tearing up rn bc i’ve to pay the next installment in like 2 weeks 😭😭😭😭😭

[deus-ex-mona]

s a v e m e m e o t o

#clocking in my ot hours with meoto on loop l i k e— #not looking forward to next week aughejahajJajzbxjsj #the samples forecast does *not* look good (manager why did you agree to accept samples from another country’s lab branch) #(and on a week where *quite* a ‘few’ coworkers are gonna be off celebrating with their families augaaah) #manager w h y are you like this the samples are many the workplace equipment are kicking the bucket and our manpower is insufficient— #im just hopin that no one will ask me for help for [insert work station] bc i’ll be v e r y busy with my own work thank you #tfw you’re too good at your job yk~~~~? to the point where even the coworkers higher up on the workplace hierarchy ask me for help too. #this sucks i dont want to be the consultation guide for anything i just wanna do my job and go home :( #fingers c r o s s e d that the intern actually does some work tomorrow morning else i can’t go home at night :( #s a v e m e m e o t o auyggahshshshjsjsjshshshshshd

[heartstolife]

painted water

#made in ibis paint #ibispaintdrawing #water #water painting #aesthetic #i don’t really do a lot of digital art #tho i did today #digital art #digital painting #art #painting #it’s labeled w a t u h on ibis