#wait it's pitts

[c0ffeeb1ack]

I saw a gifset of lila & diego on my dash the other day bc I follow the tua tag and now "ARE YOU INSANE????? / uh, we met in an asylum 😒" keeps going around and around in my head. I can't wait to see them again <3333

#the umbrella academy #tua #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #hey wait wtf is their ship name #im so far removed from shipping jsjskskdksk #lilego or diela #or even diegla #liliego? #send help

[dpsthinker]

the dead poets would tell everyone they’re watching oppenheimer then you’ll see them sneak into the cinema showing barbie

#dead poets headcanons #wait no this IS canon #dead poets society #dead poets #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #pitts is the mastermind it’s true #charlie drags knox out of the oppenheimer one

[raverswifts]

he’s got the spirit that’s all that matters i think

#diego hargreeves my favorite himbo #cant wait for him to be a dilf AND a dumbass in s4 #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #sloane hargreeves #the real and true lilac #tua

[lilasmarigold]

#you can’t tell me this isn’t what happened #Irish Five is thriving rn #popping bottles left and right #and #lila is waiting for the best moment to take back the stolen jewels #the umbrella academy #tua #lila pitts #five hargreeves #the queen #queen elizabeth

[giolovesyousm]

"I might going to yale.. but.. I- I might not"

he did guys!! 😊😊

#THE HAT WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN #the normal hat didn't fit bc it covered his face #so I eliminated that part #and now it looks like a swimming cap 😭😭 #and it's so funny so I left it like this #dead poets society #dps fandom #dead poets headcanons #gerard pitts #I saw that fucking hat yesterday #and thought “omg i have to put this on pittsie”

[skitskatdacat63]

This is my personal crossover event of the century

#one of my favorite actors and one of my favorite drivers interacting??? what??? #alright whos gonna be the brave soldier and write the matt damon × mark webber rpf fic- #(i read a fic w james bond/seb so imo it really wouldnt be too far off to write Linus Caldwell/Mark LMAO) #ive known abt this event practically since i got into f1 but i feel like my thoughts abt it keep developing every time i look at them again #first time: huh okay wow brad pitt & matt damon taking w mark thats really wild. f1 drivers really do be meeting w high level celebs #after i watched fight club: wow wow!! i cant believe theres pics of brad pitt with mark thats crazy! #after i watched oceans 11: omg wait oh yeah! when mark was in jaguar he was sponsored by oceans 12!!! thats sick!!! #and then recently w my increasing love for Matt Damon: WAIT OH MY GOD MARK HAS INTERACTED WITH MATT!!!! (two worlds colliding feel ig) #but i was watching some interview w matt where they referenced this happening so its relevant in my brain again so i had to post abt it #but of course in the vid the specific pic on screen was him and mark interacting and i died. like seriously i can never escape f1 and mark #mostly im freaking out bcs its truly the crossover event of all time concerning my interests specifically #but the lore behind this is genuinely really really interesting #the fact that theyre promoting a heist movie specifically and then they put a $300k diamond in the nose of the Jaguar #and then the Jaguar crashed during the race and the diamond disappeared?????? cmon literally itself could be the plot to an Oceans movie #RBR/teams sponsored by RB were so much fun back in the day!! #they had several back to back movie promotions which all were pretty fun! just a shame neither team was good back then #it was Oceans 12->SW:ROTS->Superman right? i can't remember if there was another #such a shame that neither mark nor seb were in RBR in 2005 when RBR was promoting ROTS #i think i actually wouldve exploded if there were pics of them w hayden or ewan(my prev fandom haha) #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #mark webber #matt damon

[hellomagicalsouls]

goddamn I just saw a theory that they're in the ball pit space to celebrate Lila/Diego's child's birthday.

or maybe Claire? that would be cool as shit

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua s4 #the umbrella academy s4 #umbrella academy s4 #tua s4 speculation #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #lila x diego #diego x lila #all these theories are amazing #im excited to see which ones play out #i can't wait #RELEASE THE DATE NETFLIX #pretty pls? #thank you

[springs-hurts]

ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴘᴏᴇᴛs sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ 𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟿

Was this freedom?

#dead poets society #the cave #The poets #welton academy #Oh wait #It was hellton #After watching the movie #I saw some negative reviews #I think it's safe to say #They were legit chutiyas #Like wtf you're even on? #You legit did not get the movie bro #Yoh legit did not #c'est la vie #charlie dalton #My beloved #I hope you moved on and lived a beautiful life #Playing #Saxophone #And reciting #Poems #neil perry #I refuse to accept your death #No matter what it taught me #I can't accept it #I can't #gerard pitts #And #steven meeks #I'll love you forever

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren' #bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so. #ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much & #if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc

[dieegolila]

Lila Hargreeves eating for… “strength”.

#lila hargreeves #lila pitts #tua s3 spoilers #tua #the umbrealla academy #lila pregnant #i miss this show can’t wait for s4 #bad quality my bad

[whataboutmysanity]

A quick tale of my Evening

Saw one post about the new Interview With The Vampire series

Realized I’d never seen the 1994 film

Bootlegs the 1994 film

Wonders 20 minutes in if it’s actually porn

Is quickly mistaken when Louis starts having a meltdown

Is slightly mesmerized by Louis’ meltdown

Continues watching because ‘90s Brad Pitt will be the death of me

Reaches the end and wonders what happens next

Gets jumpscared by Lestat

Pauses for a moment to gather my thoughts

Looks how much The Vampire Chronicles (12 Book Series) and The Blood Communion (Vampire Chronicle Book 13) would cost me on Kindle

Sees the price is lower than I expected

Almost reaches for the “Buy Now” button

Remembers I’m bipolar and possibly in a manic episode

And I can’t read (Seriously)

Makes a Tumblr post instead

#interview with the vampire #Brad Pitt #Tom Cruise #interview with the vampire 1994 #iwtv 1994 #I for real might buy the books #then just find audio files to listen to #imma wait a week #then I’ll decide

[ineffably-queer]

THANK YOU sweet baby Jesus, mother in Christ, for gifting @babygirltangerine to this fandom

#we owe you so much #you are the Bullet Train God #we are your thankful children #waiting to be fed #idk if tagging people is fine on Tumblr help #im new to this #pls tell me if it is #bullet train movie #bullet train #lemon bullet train #ladybug bullet train #bullet train 2022 #bullet train tangerine #bullet train ladybug #aaron taylor johnson #brian tyree henry #brad pitt #sandra bullock

[notchainedtotrauma]

History remembers these girls not at all. And Sam Napier is memorialized as having been “killed by fascists.” It is a murky description for what they didn’t then know was called COINTELPRO. Also applied liberally in those conflicts between the Cleaverites and the Newtonites, each calling the other fascists. But the divisions were lost over time, the name-calling inaudible, undetectable. The effect is to understand that the perpetrators were not only the people who entered the room, and bound and gagged and shot the man, and bound and gagged and left the young woman and told the two children to hum, but these men were potentially acting under the influence of forces then offstage, then unnamed, perhaps sensed, but not able to be detected by all.

from the Music of the Spheres by Sharifa-Rhodes Pitts

#Sharifa-Rhodes Pitts #The Black Panthers #Huey Newton #Elridge Cleaver #Sam Napier #COINTELPRO #the carceral state is waiting #quotidian surveillance is business as usual #sinister doesn't quite cover it #white supremacy #antiblackness as the foundation of the world

[candy-pants]

“Let’s get Lana to dump Tripp again so he’ll be angry enough to finish Ernesto’s song”

#disneyedit #disneychanneledit #disney xd #i'm in the band #steve valentine #greg baker #kate bell #derek jupiter #burger pitt #meus #usereasthigh #waiting for disney+ to add iitb to the catalogue like 💀

[platypusisnotonfire]

I had a dream last night that Jason momoa was at my house because he knew all my cousins of which there was like ten of them living with me, but they didn’t like me very much, and they were all going somewhere but they always made Jason momoa wait for a long time while they were getting ready (this happened multiple times) and in the meantime he was teaching me to fight with a trident

Important to note this wasn’t Jason momoa: actor, this was Jason momoa: aquaman

#jason momoa #aquaman #dream #this is by far not the weirdest category of dream I’ve had #but random celebrity slash fictional person being friends of my distant relatives has happened three times now #and all three times we were put into awkward situations where we were like ok I guess we have to entertain each other while we wait #what a weird category of dream #happened with Brad Pitt #john sheppard #and then aquaman #same basic narrative setup

[baynton]

Chris Pitt-Goddard in Spy (2011-2012) | 2x09 Codename: Pulp Friction

#spy #spyedit #spy 2011 #chris pitt goddard #chris pitt-goddard #mat baynton #mathew baynton #* #*mat #i have been waiting for this moment to pop up in the show for SO LONG #i was desperate to know the context etc etc #and now that i do? phenomenal