#wanking and crying

[itachi-with-a-chicken]

Today I'm here to traumatize you with something probably not so groundbreaking but!! It broke my mind!! So I'm gonna share

I've been thinking about the sentence "you said 'trust me'" and why it felt a bit strange. Like, sure, Crowley trusts Aziraphale. We know that, we know Aziraphale knows that, they say it explicitly for once, so what is the matter

Well, the matter is that Aziraphale asked Crowley to trust him, like it was Aziraphale shooting the shot, but in reality we know it was Crowley the one with the loaded gun

So what was Crowley trusting?

Well, Crowley was trusting Aziraphale, who in return was trusting Crowley with his - technically only corporal - life.

Now, aside for the entire ordeal of not being actually dead only discorporated and ecc ecc, let's speak symbolism

Because in my humble opinion, this is the closest thing we have to an admission of feelings from both of them.

On one side, we have Aziraphale - who is having a quite exciting night between the nazis, the show, the miracle not working, the hots for his knight in a shining armor - who is saying "I know for sure you will never hurt me, you'll find a way, everything will be fine"

If we ever gonna get Aziraphale admitting he's lost his faith, I believe he's gonna recall this moment. He's not praying God, he's on his own, and he's not afraid

(what was it? Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me)

On the other side, Crowley is just having a nightTM: saving their angel in distress (nice), him being grateful (NICE), contraband gone wrong (less nice), flirting with the angel (I don't know how else to call it)(niiice)

A normal tuesday.

Then, the miracle stopped working and they are on their own and they're pointing a loaded gun to their angel and oh boy things are going south fastly. The camera does a great amazing job in expressing how stressed Crowley feels with the trembling and the movement, just right on the spot. It starts trembling from the moment the gun is passed to Crowley, and its underlined when they cut to Furfur and it's perfectly stable, and stops only when the trick is done (amazing I love it)

Crowley is terrified, but Aziraphale said "Trust me" and he did. Only, it's not Aziraphale who is doing the risky part in theory, by shooting and aiming while never firing an arm before. But in practice? He totally is.

From facts, it's not news for us that they'd do anything to keep the other safe, but they can never acknowledge it, right? But here he is, entrusting his very own existence in Crowley capable hands and not only it's risky for a number of reasons, no, that's straight away nuts from any point of view. And it's even nutter (ehehehe like Agnes) when you realize he's doing the very same thing in the 67 by gifting him holy water.

I've always found odd that change of heart by Aziraphale. I couldn't only be because he found the entire heist thing silly, but it's not like they gave us more material to work with.

But in the light of what we saw in the 41 I feel a little bit more certain to say that Aziraphale is moving on the same feeling he moved in the bullet catch.

"I trust you to not hurt me, I trust you to not kill yourself because you know what it would mean to me"

Of course, they cannot speak of it. Of course, all they have is flirty banter and Crowley hyping Aziraphale up for his show. Of course, when Aziraphale gave them holy water, he nearly couldn't stop their feelings from coming to the surface and Aziraphale needed to be the one to put a break on it. They had one (1) public appearance and it took an earthly miracle to not get discovered.

All they had, for so much time, was those silent confessions and those candle light lit and glasses of wine shared. Someday, tho, they will dine at the Ritz (metaphorically, too). (And maybe have some go--sat--damn explicit conversation about their mutual feelings towards each other)

#good omens #good omens 2 #azirapahle #Crowley #aziracrow #azicrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #flashback #meta #more like #wanking and crying #sometimes I think #this is what happens #THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH #that's the tragedy of it #isn't love giving a loaded gun to someone and knowing they won't shoot at you #what is even love if it's not this #crowley #aziraphale

[theweeklydiscourse]

Rivals to lovers implies some form of competition between both parties, it’s not a trope that’s interchangeable with enemies to lovers simply because they overlap in some areas. People need to stop defining it as a “softer” or less “problematic” alternative enemies to lovers and confuse the meanings of these tropes.

If you can’t handle enemies to lovers that’s fine, but stop trying to position your specific preferences as inherently morally superior to others just because something squicks you out.

#I vividly remember people being shocked by the contents of The Cruel Prince and crying that they couldn’t believe that Cardan was actually #A CRUEL PRINCE! It goes to show how diluted the definition has become #the cruel prince #Reylo #fandom wank #fandom discourse #enemies to lovers #rivals to lovers #tropes #zutara

[pollsnatural]

#wanted to answer to that comment bc 'cry harder about it' tag was especially funny to me #after them crying in my notes about pointlessness of my polls #but they got me blocked which is unfortunate #still wanted to have some fun with it #so purple elephants poll it is #pollsnatural wank #like people you should know how to make vague posts without involving op directly #and if you don't you should learn #bc it doesn't make you look good

[crawley-fell]

Anyone wanna go camping and read fanfiction around the fire

#ill bring tissues #for crying or wanking depends what vibe we're going for tbh

[fiendishfyre]

I need a palette cleanser. I need some more positivity. I am tired of negativity, upset feelings, whether something was done intentionally or not, of misunderstandings. Of arguing. Of stubborn pride (yes even my own), of superior morality complexes, of harsh judging. I really am here, esp in HP because it's a comfort fandom and I wanna stay here and create. I'm sorry if I been rude/callous/judgy, will try to do better myself. Why am I making this post? I am sensitive. Even if I act like a chaotic gremlin. I don't want anyone upset with me, I don't want to be upset with anyone. I don't want anyone to be upset with others. I know it's impossible. I am just...venting I guess. Making a weird PSA???? I don't know. Just follow the three golden fandom rules.

Don’t Like; Don’t Read (DL;DR)

Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK)

Ship And Let Ship (SALS)

People are complex and you may not understand why they ship or write/draw what they do and they don't owe you an explanation. Remember people are behind these screens. Be kind, be safe, be yourself.

#fandom wank #venting #personal vent #not gonna cry but maybe I will #bye #I give myself five min before I delete this dumb post

[yooniesim]

I know nobody gives a shit about this in comparison so posting a save file with uncredited builds in it, but reminder of that time @mapanou started calling me out of name and spewing hateful nazi ideology at me out of nowhere just bc i made a lukewarm criticism of a paywaller and I dared to say black people are often criticized more for being angry... but since only one of my parents are black that ain't allowed 😬 some of yall acted like this was okay but I didn't forget it, I notice how some of their friends are acting all betrayed now bc their homie turned out to be a sims content thief but you knew who you were laying down with clearly. You were glad to support an extremely nasty ass person when the vitriol was directed at me, but God forbid someone not credit a build! anyway guess who was struck down and it wasn't me bitch 💀

That aside, since the insufferable cunt had the nerve to mention the One Drop Rule, which has been used as a tool to discriminate against all black people and keep their mixed offspring othered for as many generations as possible, here's some sources on what it actually refers to (and some related articles about the struggles of mixed race people). It's a method of discrimination by white supremacists, not a way for mixed race people that you think are unworthy of speaking to "claim" to be black. If you're lurking, mapanou, i hope you and your friends read them and understand something you should have already at your "very big age".

One Drop Rule on Wikipedia (for the basic concept + more sources)

How The "One Drop Rule" Became a Tool of White Supremacy

How The Nazis Were Inspired by Jim Crow

Understanding the Stressors and Types of Discrimination That Can Affect Multiracial Individuals

Exploring Black mixed-race experiences of Black rejection

Not Enough Or Double The Prejudice: On Being Black & Asian American

Why Imposter Syndrome Goes Deep for Multiracial People

When Your Own Family Is Racist Toward You

^ the basic gist for the lazy. and just an added bit. I don't know if mapanou has ever seen me, because I barely know them and certainly didn't share with them, but I have been doxxed plenty and my pics probably shared to them by others and im obviously not white though i am light skinned. im very proud of my dark natural hair, brown eyes, thick lips and big nose that I all got from my father. I have nothing to prove nor hide about who I am. I am black and asian and white and I love every part of what makes me, me. I am mixed race and if you don't believe or like me as I am that's your problem not mine. just wanna clear that up for all the people that may have been confused about it. and for all my followers that are mixed, especially black and asian, I love you and you have a place here. your voices and experiences are valuable and you deserve to be heard. that's all I got to say.

#ceci speaks #nonsims #text #negative #mapanou #long post #ceci speaks a lot more #white supremacy tw #racism tw #tw antiblackness #i know im gonna get attacked for this but idc #send ur asks make ur vagues whatever idc #yall were wrong for this one #so screenshot and wank and cry all u want in discord ur still shit #and make up some more lies like you do when ur wrong i already expecting that #thank you to all the ppl that supported me when they were saying that shit btw cos ngl it sucked to see ppl just ignoring it #also i dont use she her pronouns so pls dont use them just bc mapanou did thx #why did i write this at 11 pm #also i only saw about the save file so if they did other vile shit idk about it so lmk if so #but it would be on brand if so

[ninacarstairss]

I AM HOLLERING

#i’ve already seen so many people say henry wouldn’t say ‘having a wank’ and honestly i’m not even gonna say anything #because yes henry ‘avoiding plans and sucking dick’ would absolutely say this #it’s so in character i wanna cry wksnksne #why is that ‘mi6 (not kidding) line make me wheeze so much lmao #rwrb #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #red white & royal blue #rwrb movie #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor

[honeymanor]

I miss the good old days when you weren’t a money hungry Tumbwhore!

😢😔😤

You mean when I was giving out content for free instead of hustling and creating higher quality content and then charging a whole $5 a month for over 1000 photos/gifs/videos? 👀

#dont be such an entitled crybaby darling 🥰 #i work hard for the small amount i ask for monthly and im not ashamed to be doing it 😘 #if you want more free stuff go wank over pornhub instead of crying in my ask box x #ask

[131-di]

if you genuinely can't tell the difference between being inspired by existing art made by other human beings, and actual theft via a machine algorithm, I think you might just be stupid.

#like... lmfaooooo #you can't be serious #did you get called out by someone whose art your AI tools scraped? #and now you're crying about it and wanking yourself off on the internet trying to seem deep? #ohhh poor baby

[iheardyourprayer]

Jack in the box sucks so bad bcz the lie they give to jack to get him in the box couldve just been the truth, they tell him they need time to get a plan together to fix his soul and they needed to keep him safe until then. Like yes that is exactly what you shouldve been doing! They lie and say they are close but like you should be buying time until you can find a solution to help him! And instead they are so bad at lying and so scared and angry that ofc he realizes the lie! But like? Why werent they just truly keeping him and others safe until they found a solution??? Bite chomp kill idiots

#14x19 jack in the box #jack kline #ems being loud #wank cw #sam is basically crying like omygod guys

[oldmanffucker]

betting that next week someone on the crew. probably pete. will ask Izzy how he’s doing when they’re all hearing the moaning and yowling and rhythmic ringing of the kitty bell from the captains quarters and instead of launching a knife at him izzy will do a dangled-his-legs-and-got-bit-by-a-shark moment. I don’t know what you’re talking about pete I’m perfectly fine thank you very much. get back to your whittling, twat.

#he might have a cry wank over it later but don’t worry Ed and stede are coming up with ways to ask Izzy to be their third very soon #ofmd #text post #izzy hands #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd spoilers #edstede #edizzy

[ladamedusoif]

I deleted my last post because, to paraphrase Paul Simon in 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, my meaning and intent appears to have been lost and/or misconstrued.

I’m not here for drama or to cause upset, but neither am I here to feel like I can’t speak my mind, or like I’m not wanted in the community.

I stand by the principles I’ve always tried to embody as a writer here: care, consideration, and recognising my voice is just one of many. I stand for inclusive fic, encouraging greater and more diverse representation, and fostering a more diverse range of writers as well as their stories.

Rose out.

#personal post #legit considered jacking it all in today #crying over fandom wank not a good sign #but how and ever #writing #rambling rose #and now I am going to get under a duvet and hide from the world

[crawley-fell]

having so many normal and pure thoughts about this still of alec hardy

#this could be so many things #a crying wank? #a heart attack? #me under the sheets with his dick shoved so far down the back of my throat that i can't breathe? #nightmare? #broadchurch

[lolotheparagon]

I find hilarious that weebs keep on screeching about censorship whenever global localisation of anime/anime video games decides to scrub all the perv-pandering, racism, translation changes and generally shit anime tropes in favour of a more family friendly experience.

Cos Heaven forbid the West makes more palatable changes.

Guys, the 4Kids anime dubs you watched as a kid made those shows actually watchable. Stop complaining about your precious weeb garbage being slightly changed.

No joke, Im only interested in Blue Protocol's upcoming release is for its inclusion of black/POC character customisation and that Amazon Games is getting rid of all the perv-pandering in the global release. Which are two things I wholeheartedly appreciate.

#i dont think this game will be amazing or anything #itll be fine at best #but like im so tired of weebs crying censorship when they cant wank for more than 5 minutes #gonna wait until reviews come out about blue protocol once it releases globally

[buckttommy]

Buck being sexually frustrated is actually really fucking hilarious y'all gave this episode SO MUCH SHIT but this is FUNNY IDC !!!!!!

#He just wants to wank Im crying so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[glitter-bunny420]

Twitter incels when one of their waifus has her breasts reduced by a single pixel (they’re going to blame it on feminism even though they had nothing to do with it)

#yes this is about zenless zone zero #as if nicole isn’t still sexualised even with the changes #hoyoverse doesn't care about political correctness they only did it bc of the chinese government #ok to be honest i don't actually know if that's true but considering previous hoyoverse censorship it seems likely #their lives would literally be on the line if they didn't make the changes and you guys are sat here crying about hypothetical scenarios #grow the fuck up #one person on twitter literally called the changes “heartbreaking” FOR FUCK'S SAKE #I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY WANT HOYOVERSE TO PUT THEMSELVES IN DANGER JUST SO YOU CAN WANK OFF #fucking knobheads #zenless zone zero