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your-nanas-house · 25 days

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"Mr. Coleman said that..."

◇ Pairing: stepdad!Austin Butler X stepdaughter!Reader

◇ Warnings: kind of dark, SMUT, sessions, therapy (invented by me, dunno if it exists), pervy, stepdad x stepdaughter dynamic.

◇ Summary: Austin gets bit lost in the feelings that the "bond" therapy gifted him.

◇ Note: Sorry for the mistakes and the English. It took me so long, thanks for the kind anon that reminded me what Austin fic I wanted to publish. I think it's the very first Austin fic that I wrote... 🫣.

A small click and the front door of his attic was open, allowing him to enter and finally drop down the bag he carried all day around... plus the new script.

Austin had been out all day and he honestly felt all those hours on his shoulders other than his mood. He really was tired but happy, since he was about to see his little princess.

As his feet lead him to the open kitchen he could already hear her soft humming, which informed him that she was busy entertain herself with something

"Hi stepdaddy, how was your day?" Her sweet voice beamed after his footsteps popped her little bubble of calm. She didn't look upset or annoyed when seeing him... which was a good thing since they had some issues when her mom left them both.

Issues that with a bit of father and daughter therapy should had quickly disappear... or so the man, who was following the process, had told them the first meeting.

"Bit tiring but... it was good. How about yours? What did you do while I was out?" Austin's low raspy voice asked as his hand removed carefully his airports before his coat so that he could focus his attention on her completely.

She was still in her cute pajamas, a silly one that she had begged him to buy her as soon as she finished watching one of the latest movies of his... 'Elvis' 2022. Reason because her pants were of a baby pink filled with pictures of the king, matched by a baggy shirt with the quote 'Keep Calm and Love Elvis Presley'.

"Bit boring, studied a bit... and nothing much, I cleaned the house though" Y/n informed him after taking a big sip of her tea, humming softly when the older man's arms wrapped around her torso.. hugging her close to himself.

"So sweet of you" he murmured in her ear, tickling her with his short beard as his face snuggled in the crock of her neck more so to make her chuckle before pressing his lips against hers for a quick 'hello' kiss.

His head now resting on top of hers calmly.

"Also!.. I need your help" Y/n hummed out, putting down her cup as her heart beat faster in her chest.. butterflies forming in her stomach at her stepdad's cuddles.

She could already feel his chest vibrating softly as he replied with his voice which became even more lower that it used to be due to the time and work.

"With what, kid?" His big hand ruffled her hair playfully while his body moved to rest against the table of the kitchen so that his beautiful eyes could stare at her as she talked.

She really was so cute like that, her hair bit messy because of him and the glasses she put on just when she used her laptop so to protect them. It seemed quite domestic... bit too domestic since his body started to react a bit, aroused by the innocent scenario.

And the cute mad face she made every time he would tease or annoy her, was so cute but also such a strong turn on for him... expecially those pouty pretty lips, now covered by a watermelon lip gloss.

"Do you remember what Mr. Coleman suggested?" Y/n asked casually, glancing at him with the face he grow to know as 'the testing face'; a serious but funny expression that she always used when she wanted to see if he remembered something or if he forgot about it.

"Of what, sweetheart?" Austin replied with her same tone as he put down the script, pouring himself a glass of water before sitting on the counter to look in her direction. She was giving him her back but he could already see the pouty face accompanied by a small snort of disappointment since he didn't remember.

"The bonding exercises, Baba!" She whined out, looking at him while scoffing softly at his amused expression. He really knew her too well.

"Of course I remember, baby" Austin lied as he placed his glass on the surface so he wouldn't look her in the eyes without distractions

"He said at least once a week, two is better though..." she repeated what their therapist said to them some weeks ago, her eyes looking at him lazily bit tired of her lonesome day. Even too tired to notice his stare taking her whole in shamefully.

"You know that I'm always free to spend some quality time with you, baby" he rasped out before clearing his throat and finish his water, his body warming up at the mere view of her cute behaviour.

"That's a lie but anyway... Let's start it, hm" the young woman murmured, pecking back as soon as he leaned down to steal a bit of love while picking her up easily and move them on the sofa in the living room where there was more space.

"What were the exercises again?" Austin asked, his hands rubbing soft circles on her hips while his eyes pierced intensely in hers the whole time she explained to him "The 5 senses exercises to feel more connected. Touch.. with the yoga, hearing.. by listening and talking, taste.. by eating together, and.. view.. the stare".

Those were all topics they had to go through in their therapist's opinion.. a way to bond with each other better and share some quality moments as father... even though he wasn't her real dad, and daughter.

"I remember perfectly now... and what was the last one?" He asked while playing with a lock of her hair, smiling slightly when her index finger pressed against his nose while talking "It's the smell... we have to take in our scent... and that should be all. So!... where do we start?" The young woman beamed, getting up from his lap.

The older man really enjoyed seeing her so full of energy and joy, it was addicting.

"Okay, little one, let's start. You can choose with which one we begin".

Her choose was quickly and he found himself warming slightly up to start the first step. The Touch.. aka Yoga exercises.

Simple but helpful positions they had to do together to feel the struggles and the moving of their bodies.

"Need to change! Mr. Coleman said that we have to be as bare as possible for this one." The young woman reminded the older man from the other room, busy changing into something to start the exercise and have yoga behind so they could relax.

He said that?, Austin questioned in his mind and raised his eyebrows... he really didn't listen so much when that man spoke with them. He clearly needed to stay more focused in the next sessions.

"You need to change as well!" Her sweet voice urged him as she was now standing in front of him in the set of underwear he gifted her that Christmas. Matching bra and panties which colors were identical to her favourite bun that she had used to tie her hair up.

"Sweet baby Jesus above, you are stunning" he commented, holding himself from just cursing in front of her since he scolded her more than once when some bad words left her pretty mouth. It had became a game of theirs just saying some silly things instead of vulgar language.

"It's the set you gave me!" She informed him with a smile, her hands busy fixing her hair happy and warm to start

"I know, little one" the actor murmured while still staring, his Adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed the lump in his throat.

His body was reacting bit too much for his liking and he started to sweat a bit so he decided to get quickly ready and just move his hands to pull off his shirt and threw it away, exposing his built body to the air so that they could begin with the yoga.

Y/n was the first to lead and help, her smaller frame kept doing her best to keep up and help Austin while ending up most of the time just clinging on him like a koala or bouncing to reach his hands.. way too high for her reach.

It was funny, adorable and relaxing... till the sensations changed when he was the one leading the exercise.

"Baba! You have to follow my body" Y/n explained in a whiny playful voice as her young body bent down in front of him, her ass brushing against his crotch and then pressing lovingly when he moved on her, hugging her hips with his strong arms.

Fucking hot, he thought now that his cock overpowered his brain.

His breath became bit heavier while his hands massaged her flesh, he could have stayed like that all day... with his boner pressed between her firm and round ass cheeks still barely covered by those damn panties.

"Ready for the rhythm? Remember sync to let our bodies connect" she parrot what Mr. Coleman told them, making Austin curse internally since he had forgot about the movements... not that he minded though, since his worries disappeared as soon as her ass hit his half-hard dick.

His hips started to follow, taking the lead unconsciously, grinding his clothed cock against her soft flesh shamelessly.

"You got your phone in your pocket, Baba?" Y/n asked after a while, glancing behind to check on him, yelping softly when he moves her head easily by her chin. Making her look back ahead.

"Mhhm... focus, little one. Sync, remember?" Austin rasped out as his hips increased their rhythm, making her loose the balance she had and end up flat against the floor with him on top.

Her heart was beating fast and she couldn't deny that her panties were getting wet by his movements... she wasn't sure it was part of the exercises but who was her to correct her stepdad.

"You're doing so good, baby. So good" his low voice praised, making her maintain the rhythm and match his when his hips increased the tempo as his big hand, which was on her tummy, helped her continue it.

It was starting to get tired, her breath becoming breathless as she heard him grunting next to her ear.

"Austin, I'm not sure this is part of Mr. Coleman's exercises—" Y/n weakly spoke, letting a broken whine escape her mouth when his little finger pressed roughly against her clothed clit

"It's all part of Mr. Coleman's exercises to bond, baby. And call me like he said you should.. don't you want to make the sessions pay off?" Austin murmured huskily, inhaling deeply while lowering quickly his sweatpants and press his bare, rock-hard angry cock against her ass again, pulling the fabric of her panties so that it was stuck between her ass cheeks like his lenght.

"I said call me like Mr. Coleman said, little one" his tone became more stern as his hand spanked her soft flesh making her jolt

"Sorry, daddy! Sorry" she whined out, moving her ass up so to allow him to continue without interruptions... just like a good girl.

It was twisted but felt so good, so... damn good, with the soft skin of his cock caressing her inner thighs as he made sure to keep them closed so that he could fuck them. Hitting her clit with each thrust.

Her stepdad was dry humping her and she was loving it as much as he was... and she could tell that he was enjoying himself pretty much due to all the noises and praises that escaped his lips.

"Such a good girl! Fuck— fuck, fuck. Little one!" His horsed voice growled in her ear as his body shook against hers before something started to wet her thighs and panties. The young woman didn't had time to check before her own orgasm hit her whole and her back arched, a soft curse, which earned her a harsh spank, escaped her innocent sweet mouth.

"Language, baby... now how about we move to the food now, hm?" Austin suggested while massaging her warm flesh, moving his softening cock away from her shaking thighs.

#austin butler fandom #austin butler fanfiction #austin butler fic #austin butler smut #austin butler #austin butler x reader #austin butler x y/n #austin butler x you #austin butler fluff #austin butler imagine

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genjv4rse · 11 months

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𖥻 THINGS — enhypen ◌ ִ ۫ ּ

syn ; things enha reminds me of !

heeseung !

dangly earrings, pendent chains, skinny ripped jeans, rock guitar, clubbing, late studio night, concerts, rainy empty street, love songs, specs, ice cream, deers, rainforest, going over the speed limit, long drive, polaroids, balcony, tattoos, collage campus, basketball, getting into fist fights, breaking rules, warm breeze, kisses, sharing earphones, untied shoelaces, sleeveless tops, cross jewelries, chase atlantic songs

jay !

red wine, ball dance, guitar, empty kitchen, champagne bubbles, tuxedo suits, runaway, black cat, fashion magazines, gold jewelries, camping, eucalyptus, biking, biker jackets, street racing, late night walks, city lights, porsche, cologne, the weeknd songs, loose tie, fancy restaurant, chanel bags, iced americano, home, long hugs, words of affirmation, eye contact, autumn, posh music, v necks, opera, musical recital, marriage, ancient churches

jake !

pancakes, golden retrievers, empty parks, cardigans, picnic, wolf pups, landscapes, abstract art, lip piercings, makeout sessions, mornings, cream, sheets, swimming, sand castles, tree houses, venus, varsity player, rings, clashing waves, sun shinning through curtains, backyard, champagne, sparkly eyes, netflix and chill, forehead kisses, caramel fudge, winter, jb songs, garden, lilies, lipstick stains

sunghoon !

sculptures, greek mythology, snow, ice skating, pointe shoes, swan lake, ice rinks, rhinestones, vampires, sharp canines, royalty, huskies, novels, cruise, 90s songs, ear muffs, moon phase, poetry, dandelions, maple leaves, vanilla shake, pearls, penguins, blush, lucid dreams, confessions, lullaby, archangels, romance movies, boyfriend coats, monsoon, hair blowing because of the wind, moles, tears, old love, unrequited love, ribbons, weddings

sunoo !

sun, tulip field, solar system, marshmallows, tteobokki, street food, shopping, karaoke, smiles, cute stationeries, stickers, secret diary, cheek kisses, mufflers, red foxes, bratz doll, playdate, selfies, carnations, easter, boba tea, bestfriends to lovers, cherry blossoms, lip gloss, skincare, disney shows, late night face timing, gossiping, watching kdramas, sanrio stuffs, blowing bubbles, photo booths, texts, horizon

jungwon !

kittens, valleys, teenage dream, gold fish, aquariums, subways, cds, headphones, empty bus rides, babybreaths, holding hands, first love, taylor swift songs, messy hair, vacation, countryside, group study, constellations, piggyback ride, dimples, converse, empty classroom, sheep cubs, indoor plants, mini cactus, namsan tower, han river, late fall, vintage hand written letters , young love, romcom, kitties

ni-ki !

graffiti, sunsets, baggy pants, late night dance jam, empty beach, bicycling, sea shore, ear piercings, watermelon, summer, slow dancing, grass field, bungeoppangs, duck chicks, disneyland, ps5, arcade, puma cubs, eskimo kisses, bracelets, youth, climbing fences, skipping school, skateboarding, mangas, school festivals, footsies, cute band aids, oversized attires, j-rock, night sky, laughters, slice of life, teenage, playfulness, photo booths, anime, shoujo manga

taglist ; @solarwoniii @shiningstar-byulxx @wtfhyuck @ichiibunztwt @enhawhoreist

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isoobie · 28 days

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moots and what they remind you of!

omg sorry this took so long 😢

@boyfhee / she reminds me of cats, bubble tea (even though she hates it), webtoons, kdramas, video calls, late night walks, shared playlists, making food together, baking, bsf tiktoks, sharing airpods, album unboxing, badminton, enoclock, heejay, mirror selfies, best friend dates, cute cafes & big fat HUGS

@weoris / she reminds me of cherry blossoms, spring, rain on a sunny day, ice creams, jungwon (of course 🤞🏻) & train rides !!!

@urszn / she reminds me of jelly 🫰🏻, dyed hair, field trips, sports day, filming funny tiktoks, mark lee n riki & curly haired guys

@voikiraz / mari reminds me of love hearts (the sweet), summer time, park sunghoon ur bf, the word pookie & funny reels

@hoonvrs / saint reminds me of coca cola, funny memes, relatable tiktoks, uncontrollable laughter, accidental voice calls (iykyk 🤞🏻) & HOON

@yeokii / hana reminds me of anyone but heeseung (jokes u remind me of hanni sm), the colour baby pink, angst fics 💔, discord, gaming, cheese corn dogs & floral perfume

@hysgf / mika reminds me of kiss of life, chaeryeong & heeseung, nude colours like beige grey n black, pinterest 👏🏻, black cats & madison beer

@okwonyo / jiji reminds me of mochi, pretty pink bows, compact mirrors, soft makeup, the colour pink <3, wonyoungism, pilates, wonyo & jake OF COURSE

@tyunni / may reminds me of skittles, riki obviously, yuqi + minnie, vintage cameras, sneaking out of lessons together 🙉 & theme park rides

@wonryllis / she reminds me of sweet drinks like milkshakes, halloween, late nights, tulips, the colour beige + purple, fantasy and historical webtoons, cyberpunk core, jungkook (your loml 🙈) & the city tokyo

@wvnkoi / seol reminds me of dancing competitions, fun days out, r&b rap music, mark lee n jaemin, the whole of zb1 n boys planet & the colour deep blue !!

@seongclb / kat reminds me of jayhoon SO MUCH, kdramas, big chunky black glasses, rap music, fluffy blankets 🤲🏻, teddy bears & an older sister!

@atrirose / seiu reminds of a pink girly, milkshakes, strawberries n cream, MINGYU, being a passenger princess 😾, barbie, banana bread & anything coquette !!!

@yenqa / yen reminds me of yunjin, nayeon + jay all combined into one, pretty nature, the colour lilac and sage, vanilla, bows, coquette fashion & stars

@100203s / chae reminds me of tall green plants, all the riize members, the colour green (a nice one like emerald) & wave to earth 🙈🙈

@jjunae / she reminds me of mocktails, summery fruits like watermelons and grapes, leehi the singer, yunjin n jongseob :D, cute decorative lamps & silly diy projects 🙌🏻

@bywons / sru reminds me of coffee, the colours light pink and light brown, seashells, quiet music, daffodils 🔥, JUNG WON (more than hee i think and maybe bc of ur user) & poetry

#🗯️ .. 𝗶-msg!#game𝘀 .. ✷

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hoe4sports · 1 month

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Ruesha Littlejohn | “Leave it all on the field”

A/n: No trigger warnings detected.

Ruesha had camped in my apartment for the rest of camp, and I didn’t usually mind but it was getting very depressing. She was not her usually bubbly self, and I was trying everything in my power to brighten her mood. I had told jokes, danced or jugged, sang and made food. When I woke up the last morning of camp before we headed to Australia, The land of Caitlin Foord, I decided that I needed to do something to try and bring the old Ruesha back. “Okay pretty girl” I said as I opened the blinds while she was still sleeping. “Today is the day” I said and she huffed from under the cover. It was not my dream scenario to live with her, sleep next to her and spend ever awake moment of my life next to her as her bestfriend, but life has a funny way of making things play out just as it wasn’t supposed too.

Ruesha threw her pillow at me, and I decided to change my tactics. If there was one thing she loved, then it was a good breakfast. I made sure to leave her alone in her, or rather mine, depression room as I whipped up easy breakfast. Toast, eggs, paprika and watermelon. I made sure to make her favourite kind of blueberry tea, and then I went back into the bedroom. This time, I was more settled. She was going to get up. I grabbed her covers by the corner, and yanked it off of her. “Shite, Benedicte, won’t you leave a mournin to woman rest” she hissed. “Yes, I would. But you are not a mourning woman nor do you need to rest anymore. If you rest anymore then I’m worried that you will become one with my bed.” she sighted loudly and tossed around. I walked around the bed and hunched down on her level. “Ruesh, I’ve made breakfast. Your favourite kind, I’ve even made tea. You would never let a good tea go to waste now would yah?” I said as I stroke her hair, she sniffled as she sat up. “Okay, but only because I don’t like to let a pretty woman down.” she said as she marched to the kitchen. In my house, from my bed, in my clothes. Yet somehow, all she could talk about was Katie McAss.

I sat down next to her as a i bottomed a sugar free red bull while eating a protein yogurt. “Are yah ever gonna learn to eat real foods?” Ruesha teased me, and I shrugged. “Why would I? Nobody is seeing what am shoving down my throat when I’m alone.” I said and winked. She just shook her head as she devoured the breakfast. I examined my garmin watch for a hot second only to realise that we were running late. I threw on my jersey, and Ruesha threw on hers as we panicked our way to the arena. “Jesus, if yah would’ve gotten that pretty butt up from bed the first 23 times I asked, then Maybe we wouldnt have this issue.” I said as I tied my cleats next to her. She laughed, but was quickly take back by the view of Katie. Her now ex girlfriend.

“Ruesha, stop droolin’ would you, it’s not a good look” I teased as we walked out on the field. The coach shot us a weird look, which had me confused. “Is there a reason for your shenanigans now?” she asked as she raised her brow. Me and ruesha would often do dumb stuff to lift the spirits of the group, but this time I was confused. I shot her an even more confused look, as she pointed to the number on my jersey. “Is this yet another joke about mi number?” asked as the girls earlier had teased me for my high number, asking if it was my number or the amounts of yellow cards I had. I looked at Ruesha confused, and realised that she was wearing my number 30. I looked down to see that I was wearing her number 8. “Well, I suppose yah there is only one thing left to do.” I stated as I got into a weird stance with my phone in my pocket. It was already connected to the team speaker as i was the designated DJ. I then slapped on some “Tell me ma” and did a classic Ruesha jig across the circle the team was standing in. Everyone knew Ruesha was famous for her jig, so naturally that was the easiest way to resemble her.

Everyone including Ruesha was laughing hysterically, almost practically crying. Well, everyone excluding McCabe. She looked furious, but I gave no flying fuck as I went towards her and jigged around her in a circle as she tried to stumble me. “Yah have to work harder then that” I sang as I skipped over her legs. I then giggled my way over to Ruesha as I pulled my jersey of mid jig, showcasing my visibly toned arms and six pack. I did a last high kick and spun around going out in an extravagant pose as I held the jersey out to Ruesha. She was now hysterically laughing and her eyes were watering, some of the girls were even laying on the ground laughing. “Alright alright, miss comedian over there, let’s practice now shall we.” The coach said as she too dried off her eyes after my little show.

“Yah mad woman” Ruesha stated as she was still trying to compose herself. I waited for my jersey but it became clear as day that I wasn’t going to get it anytime soon. “I know you love a good view, Ruesh.” I smirked. Instead I warmed up without my jersey as we ran across the field and did our static stretching. Eventually, I put her shirt back on as I was boiling and was not too excited to be burned by the sun. I caught Ruesha looking on more than one occasion, and honestly I didn’t mind.

As warm up was getting close to being over I could see Ruesha visibly struggling with her focus as she kept losing the ball. I went over to her as she whacked the ball in the ground. “Aye, ruesh, what did that poor ball do to you?” I exclaimed as I catched the ball before it bounced away to never land. “I can’t focus, B, I keep thinking about things I shouldnt think about, and then I drop it.” She complained as I listened carefully. “Alright” I said, “let’s try to use this to your advantage. Use all that negative energy to work your hardest. Use it to proving why you are going to be the one on the starting roster.” I said as I dropped the ball down and kicked it up high to her. “Leave it all on the field, love”. She nodded and catched the ball as she started juggling it.

“Yeees, Ruesh!!!” I cheered as she kept tapping the ball showing her incredible ability to control the ball like no other. As she dropped the ball, I nudged her. “You are totally gonna get your spot in the roster. Believe me babe.” I winked as we continued practicing.

#woso imagine #ruesha littlejohn #republic of ireland #katie mccabe

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 year

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Love the Dragon goddess mini series and it got me thinking, What would all the boys you wrote for in the series do if their wife won the Untimate MILF contest ( inspired by the ultimate Tumblr sexyman contest ) and how would they react to that. The gag is, the Boys's wife didn't even compete and/ or qualify for it 😂.

-He could only gawk, seeing the photo of you wearing a black bikini, holding a whole watermelon on your hip as you smiled down at your twin sons. It had been a large beach party with all of the gods that happened about two months ago.

-Now, seeing that precious photo of his wife with a banner next to her saying ‘Winner!’ he felt rage bubbling up in his belly.

-This contest was a yearly occurrence, getting all sorts of entrants, and you weren’t even one! Someone else had put you under ‘other’ and your photo got so many likes that you won by a landslide.

-He leaned back, horror filling his being as his gorgeous wife was now Valhalla’s hottest MILF!

-Kojiro- He did his best to hide the photo and the knowledge of the contest away from you, not wanting you to get embarrassed, but that plan quickly went out the door when your sister-in-law, Blossom, congratulated you, showing you the photo. You had been embarrassed, holding your cheeks as you saw that so many people had seen that photo of yours, your face blazing red. Kojiro admitted that he knew about you winning before he had to explain that someone else entered you and you won as a wild card entrant. You felt a bit happy that you had won, thinking it was a beauty contest, before you asked him, “I’m happy that I won, but what’s a MILF?” Kojiro turned into a stone statue, internally panicking.

-Hades- His phone cracked in his hands, seeing that you had won, and that an anonymous person had entered you as a wild card entrant! He stood, instantly knowing how, and marched right to Zeus’ house, kicking the door down, flames surrounding him. Zeus had to plead for him, begging him for forgiveness, trying to appease him, “But now all of Valhalla knows how beautiful Y/N is!” Hades picked Zeus up, holding him by his neck, “Yes they do, and now I have to explain to my wife and the mother of my children what a MILF is!” Zeus, despite being in danger, howled with laughter, finding it hysterical that you didn’t know what a MILF was.

-Buddha- He instantly grinned, only for a moment, seeing that you had won, until he saw that you didn’t enter, and he sure as hell didn’t. He smile fell into a deep frown, seeing that someone anonymous had submitted one of his favorite photos of you without yours or his knowledge, and you had won. He inhaled deeply before he stood, coming to find you. His heart leapt when he heard you calling out for him, sounding distressed and almost instantly he was by your side, seeing you looking at your phone, “Look at this! I won this contest, but I didn’t enter.” He calmed you down, telling you someone else used your photo and you won because you were so stunning. You had thought it was a beauty contest until you saw the name of the contest, tilting your head to the side, “What’s a MILF?” he had been taking a sip of tea and instantly spat it out, looking at you with wide eyes.

-Beelzebub- He stared down at his phone, annoyance quickly rising before giving way to anger, seeing your photo, one of his favorites, plastered all over Valhalla web, as the winner of the yearly MILF contest. He had enough problems keeping men away from you, this was going to complicate things even more!! You knocked on the door to his office, “Love~ can you answer a question for me?” he looked up, his annoyance leaving as you came over, making yourself comfortable on his lap as he hugged you before you started, “Oh~ you’re looking at it too. I didn’t enter this contest, did you enter me?” he pouted, hugging you, “No I didn’t, I like keeping your body for my eyes only.” You smiled gently at his words, pecking his forehead before you spoke again, “I’m a little embarrassed that I won a contest that I had no idea I was in, but what’s a MILF?” Beelzebub.exe has stopped working and burst into flames, as his body turned to stone, in complete shock at your question.

-Tesla- He had quickly hacked into the server, tracing the photo back to the source, finding that some younger gods who thought you were very attractive entered you after seeing this photo. Nikola was quickly on the phone, a grin on his face as he called Brunnhilde, “Hello Miss Brunnhilde, I would like to cash in one of the favors you owe me please.” There was nothing he could do about getting the photo off the web, as almost everyone in Valhalla had seen it for the contest, but he could teach those younger gods a lesson. He sought you out, finding you looking at your phone with confusion, question marks flying around your head. You perked up when he entered and he was quick to kneel beside you and peck your cheek, “Nikola, do you know what a MILF is? Because this says I won.” Nikola panicked, stammering and stumbling over his words, panicking that you didn’t know, dreading telling you.

-Poseidon- His phone was immediately shattered in his grip before he grabbed his trident and stood, heading to the culprit who did this to you. Anyone who had been in Poseidon’s way had quickly leapt to the side, afraid of his unbridled fury as he kicked down Zeus’ door who instantly paled, “I’m in trouble!” Zeus had entered you into the contest, being anonymous and entered you as a wild card, as you hadn’t applied yourself to the contest. Poseidon spent hours chasing after Zeus, wreaking havoc and causing thousands worth of damage, but Zeus hadn’t helped, “You should be happy! Y/N is the hottest woman in Valhalla!!” by the time he returned home, Poseidon was exhausted, having chased and beaten Zeus accordingly, having to be pulled off by Hades. You were waiting for him in bed as he came in and he sighed, seeing you before coming over to melt into your arms. You stroked his hair, as he had been absent all afternoon and you couldn’t reach him on his phone. Once he got comfortable you spoke up, “My love~ do you know what a MILF is?” he instantly froze, his rage returning as you didn’t even know what a MILF was, ready to issue a round two on Zeus as he cuddled you, not answering.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror hades #ror kojiro sasaki #ror buddha #ror beelzebub #ror tesla #ror poseidon

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vgperson · 9 months

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Vocaloid Highlights: July 2023

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sturn777 · 1 month

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light-of-the-two-trees · 14 days

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Weather/Climate/Temperature HCs for Years of Trees Arda

Middle-earth:

It's night-time all the time, but the Elves (and Men) must have survived somehow, so I think a reasonable temperature was maintained somehow by, well, probably Eru's will. I think that it changed by altitude though; it got colder the farther up you went. And of course it was warmer by the sea.

As for 'days' and nights, I think it might be in sync with the Trees somehow. The temperature suddenly gets colder when Telperion's cycle starts, and gets suddenly warmer when Laurelin's does.

There are seasons, but fairly mild ones — cold places don't generally get too warm, and warm places don't generally get too cold. But the deserts are far colder in general than they become after the Sun rises.

Aman (this is where it gets really interesting for me):

Closer to the Trees, it's warmer. Although the Valar maintain a sort of single season, with only mild fluctuations, Valinorean summers in Valmar and near the Trees can get really intense.

Due to this I headcanon that the Vanyar are the lightest dressers among the Amanyar; it's all about the light, flowing robes in natural colours, nothing too heavy, but always sleeves, because you don't want to get Tree-burned. I like to think they also wear veils. But it does get very cold at night (because Telperion burns cold), so they have houses with very thick walls, and all the drinking of iced tea and eating watermelon is left to Laurelin's hours.

Tirion is the closest you might get to temperate (which lines up with Elves first deciding to set up there). It's a nice, healthy distance from the Trees, so it's never too warm. You get the occasional cold blast from Taniquetil, and storms are a little more frequent seeing as it's also closer to the Middle-earth side of things, but outdoor events generally take place on the western side of the Pelori, and whenever cold weather strikes they just put on warm clothes, like anyone does. But on the eastern side, you can see the stars more clearly.

Alqualonde. Now we love some surfer Elves, but sadly, I doubt they did much of that before the Sun (also can surfing be invented by Men because why not). It's meant to be warmer by the sea, of course, but note that Alqualonde is very far from the Trees, so doesn't get much light, and then there's the cold blasts from Taniquetil and the rest of the Pelori. It's also a bit further north than Tirion and Valmar both, and thus more subject to winds and storms as it is. So I think the Teleri are less likely to be wearing light clothes, but likelier to wear woolen overclothes, long knitted scarves, fishing vests and those sorts of things. They love fish stews and frying what they catch, as well as warmed-up drinks. Suffice to say the Teleri go through big culture changes once the Sun rises, and not just for Kinslaying reasons (that is: Finrod introduces everyone to his favourite Edainic water sports. So does Tuor when he gets there as I like to think he does, and all his family).

Formenos is generally colder than Alqualonde, and since it's farther north, it's more subject to weather and seasons in general. In fact, most of Aman's produce is grown either in greenhouses or in areas like Formenos (a little more south than that, actually, but around there), which are far enough from the Trees to have proper seasons, but close enough that they get warmth, and a hot season. It's also easier to see the stars in Formenos (and in Alqualonde; both boast some of the best observatories (apart from Ilmarin, which in fairness is where Varda actually lives) in Aman, before and after the Sun).

Special Valar-maintained places are, well, special. They have climate bubbles of their own. Yavanna's fields, for instance, always have good weather for growing whatever she wants to grow. The forests of Orome are more or less a Middle-earth simulator without the Orcs and Morgoth and the creepy things. Lorien is whatever you want it to be, half in a dream in any case, but most people feel it as calm and temperate with the occasional wind, which is what's comforting to most people.

The exceptions to the above are the Halls of Mandos, and Nienna's houses. Since both are far north and far west of the Trees, and also face the Outer Ocean, they're generally given to being icy. This affects Mandos and Vaire little, who are barely hanging on to the physical world; I like to think they're on a sort of balcony off Arda into the unreal spaces. But Nienna's halls really are very cold, and she keeps them that way, save for those who come to her seeking compassion or healing from grief, to whom they are ever warm and welcoming.

Araman and Avathar are generally cold and have extreme weather. Honestly I think that's enough said about them.

#aman #middle earth #and it was not void #the valar #elves #the silmarillion #silm #legendarium tag #if there's any actual canon information on this that contradicts these i'd love to know 👀

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thewondelandifulcafe · 10 months

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“A Beautiful Desert Bloom” ~ Jamil Viper

Title: “A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world”

Menu: Twisted Wonderland

Beverage: Watermelon Bubble Tea

Main Dish(es): Donuts

Side Dish(es): Pies: Pumpkin Pie

Spoilers: For Book 4: Schemer of the Scalding Sands? My AU

Word Count:

Trigger Warning: Kidnapping? Kinda. Held against will? Idk really but if there is something plz tell me.

Summary: When Jafar took over the kingdom, he held Princess Jasmine and tried to seduce/ convince her into becoming his queen. Now that Jamil has taken over the dorm your in a similar situation.

Notes: Y/N is G/N. We need a Genie so we got a Genie! The Genie I’m using is my oc made up on the spot for this story he attends RCA but transferred to NRC to be with Kalim. Name is Gene. I’ll draw something later. He’s scared of Jamil.

3rd Person POV

“Now now Y/N don’t be that way.” Jamil says smoothly with a cunning look in his eyes. “Why not give into temptation.” That look on his face made you sick. He pulled you closer with his staff. While you struggled to stay away from him. “What temptation” you said in his face. “Oh it pains me to see you like this Y/N~” he strained the last word ever so carefully. “A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world.” He conjured a crown adored with jewels and gems you’ve only seen in books. “What do you say darling, why with you ruling by my si-“ Your eyes widened. “Never” you splashed the wine in his face.

“I'll teach you some respect,” Jamil said with poison in his mouth. “No. Genie I have decided to make my final wish.” “A-Actually it’s Gene” Gene feared Jamil even more than he did before. “Do I care NO!” Jamil yelled. “For my final wish, I wish for Y/N to fall desperately in love with me.” Gene looked at you worried. Jamil might be reasonable to some extent, he thought. “Well there are a few there are a few addendas, some quid pro quos…” Gene began. “Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.” Jamil grabbed Gene’s ponytail to be on the same eye level since Gene was taller than Jamil. “You will do what I order you to do, slave.” Jamil raised his staff at Gene’s face knowing fully that he couldn’t harm Gene in any way. But Gene fully embedded in fear winced. “Of course J-Jamil” Gene whimpered.

That’s when you noticed Azul, Floyd, Grim, Kalim. and Jade. Grim mouthed We need a distraction. You nodded. “Ohhh Jamil…I never realized how incredibly handsome you are~” you got up and put the crown on you head. You walked slowly toward Jamil looking up to him with a seductive look in your eye. Gene was in such shock his jaw dropped to the floor literally. Azul, Floyd, Kalim, and Jade were shocked. Grim looked sick. “Mmm, that’s better,” Jamil said, his hands on your waist. “Now darling, tell me more about myself.” “You’re tall, dark, well dressed.” You played with Jamil’s locks. Gene looked around to see Kalim. “Kalim, Kalim, little Buddy.” Gene hugged Kalim. “Shh Gene.” Kalim said. “Kalim, I can't help you.” Gene started “I work for Senor Psychopath now” Gene mocked Jamil’s face. “Gene don’t be like that” Kalim whispered. “What you gonna do?” Gene asked. Kalim didn’t know. “You work so hard, you’re the perfect husband,” Y/N continued. “Go on” Jamil said. “You stole my heart Jamil” you told him. “And Kalim?” Jamil asked. “Kalim means nothing to me, my King,” obviously it was a lie. Kalim looked hurt while Gene tried to comfort Kalim. Grim was trying to get the Gene’s lamp but he bumped something which dropped. “What was that,” Jamil turned. You panicked and kissed Jamil which he melted into.

“Yech!” Grim was about to vomit. “That was…You!” Jamil turned. Gene was scared again and hid behind Kalim.

*Insert fight scene and Jamil being turned back to normal*

You hugged Kalim. “I didn’t mean it!” Kalim hugged you back happy to know. Jamil looked at you. “Jamil?” you said. “Did you mean it?” Jamil asked with blind hope. You smiled “Possibly but I think they’re someone you want to apologize to.” Jamil grinned and looked at Gene. Gene was crying and hugging Kalim. “Gene…” Jamil began. “Yes,” Gene sniffed. “I’m sorry,” Jamil said. “I shouldn’t have brought you into this.” “Yeah you shouldn’t have,” Gene said trying to hold back tears but failing and bursting into tears. He hugged Jamil tightly and cried on him. Jamil felt bad he really scared Gene. “It’s fine,” Gene said. “I’m still staying in NRC but my dorm room will be ready by tomorrow. You can have your space back.” “You can stay.” Jamil said. “REALLY” Gene said.

*The End*

A/N: I did this in 1 hour so I’m proud of myself. I did this while watching Aladdin. Anyway I’m probably gonna do more of Gene. I might make some background information on him.

#jamil viper #jamil x reader #twisted wonderland jamil #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #twst kalim #kalim al asim #twisted wonderland kalim #twst grim

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