So last year I asked WHEN WILL THE QUEEN DIE? I asked again later this year when it looked like she was on the slide.
I literally got over 100 dates via the threads and in PMs so thank you to everyone that took part
I spent this week trawling through them. No one guessed exactly right so I've gone with the nearest, and that was...
@therealantg !!!!!!!!
You were 4 days out mate which is pretty fucking good! So you win the fiver. Congratulations and god kill the king!
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your posts have caused this to come up on my dash... I love it !!! 🥹❤️
HAJDHSHD i would say i'm sorry but i'm??? not???? we all need to see gays and cats every once in a while, it's good for our mental health
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@thana-topsy @incorrectskyrimquotes and then we all got vaporized by the madgod for our hubris
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middle aged actor men will try to out thirst trap each other on social media
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Nancy: Steve and Eddie think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.
Robin: Nancy, you have to stop being so competitive. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!
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So fucking happy I found your blog. Fucking been a delightful few months watching you post.
Im glad my sense of humor resonates with people, it means I'm not the only one with this specific kind of brain damage
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You know I didn't realize how anti max certain unnamed parts of the f1 community could be until the George's quote about the 3 drivers came out ( which BTW George babygirl what were you THINKING?! You know Merc PR is going to find a gag to silence you indefinitely ASAP after this right?) . George specifically stated that Max wasn't overly aggressive before he said anything about those 3 drivers. Like Max is the only driver we can be certain he wasn't talking about but certain anti Max fans are out there applauding him for speaking out against Max and using it as proof that everyone on the grid thinks Max is a dangerous driver even though George literally said the opposite. When will MV0.0 girlies (gn) stop using my toxic cringefail babygirl for their own agendas?
i think george would very much enjoy toto gagging him. that's why he keeps running his mouth in hopes boss daddy team principal Will notice 🥹 (he does not care 😂🤣😂🤣😂 he's busy wining and dining lewis to sign him for 80 mil)
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Family Practice excerpt
Law x Reader multi-chapter fic and these two are killing me. (this is, I think, the first story I've done where's there's not a defined Top/Bottom situation.)
It's a short excerpt, and not too explicit, so no cut on this post.
Your bra is unclasped as you pull his shirt down his arms, running your fingers over his chest before you pull your bra off and he tosses the shirt. Your legs are around his waist, his hands are hot against your bare back. The kiss resumes, hungry lips parting for needy tongues trying to wrest air and sound from one another.
You pull his hips toward yours with your legs, shifting against the unsurprising bulge. There’s a grunt and a gasp from him as the kiss breaks for a moment, and you give him a cheeky grin before you roll your hips against him, enjoying the friction. Long fingers slip into your hair from the nape of your neck, tugging enough to expose your neck and pull a gasp from your lips. You can feel the returned cheeky grin as his lips brush along your neck.
Let the battle begin.
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YES COLIN, HE GETS TO KISS HIS BOYFRIEND ON THE FIELD
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