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#well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
cool-person-yey · 2 days
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ok but what are the puter voices trying to say????
or: my theory on what the fuck Chester&Norris have going on
so first of all, the voices are trying to communicate with the OIAR through reading the incidents, that's something that basically everyone has noticed, now here's the thing: what are they trying to say?
we only got one Augustus case ( at the moment I'm writing this) so I'm gonna leave him out of this.
anyways, now to the good part, first off let's start with our favorite whiny little toad:
Norris
Norris speaks in episodes 1, 3, 8 and 12
my theory is that Norris is trying to warn them of the consequences their actions (and choices because this is the "at the end of the day, you just need to make a choice" podcast) could have.
in episode 1, this one's a bit obvious, but it shows the consequences ( only " some parts" of their loved one coming back) of them trying to get the person they loved back.
in episode 3, it shows the consequences ( the guy turning into a fucking tree) of the ' statement giver' ( can't think of a better name sorry) killing his ex.
in episode 8, this one I'm not 100% sure tbh, like yeah the consequence is the guy getting a part of their body eaten, but the cause I'm not so sure. maybe the fact they accepted to go in the building ( even if they didn't understand why they did it. something something even if the choices are shitty you still made a choice), or maybe something relating to the ex-wife they mentioned earlier in the incident? that'd be a bit of a far reach, but I'm not discarding anything. It could also be just the fact that they applied and got hired for the job.
in episode 12, the consequences ( whatever the fuck that was. I'm still not over that) of Gwen giving Mr Bonzo that envelope. do i even need to say anything else?
now, to our beloved Archivist Spooky Computer Voice!
Chester
Chester speaks in episodes 1, 5, 7, 9 and 11
my theory is that Chester is trying to warn them to not fucking mess with that type of stuff, and if you're going to, fucking be ready
in episode 1, this one's a bit obvious, RedCanary choosing to explore the magnus Institute, and that resulting in... well, we still don't know yet it but it sure as hell didn't go well. that was a very clear " do not go to the fucking magnus institute manchester" and what did they do? go to the fucking magnus institute manchester
in episode 5 a warning about being desensitized to horror, the characters ( especially Alice) have mentioned dozens of times how they just don't get scared that much anymore, that episode was showing that that isn't always a good thing. also the more obvious don't trust spooky shit but eh
episode 7 it's a bit tricky, I'd say it's a warning to either a) hiring new people (aka Celia? maybe Chester doesn't trust her? idk) or b) trusting people, just like, in general?
episode 9, a warning about making choices, and how ppl are gonna make shitty choices bc they're in shitty situations— but hey, at the end of the day, you still made a choice. or simply about Spooky Artefacts™
episode 11 this one seemed to be very much targeted at Alice, and it seems to be warning her about the paranoia that a paranormal experience can give you. And considering Alice's earlier comment about being followed, I'd say the tattoo being the boat bring hunted by something is definitely something to consider.
but well, this is just a theory, a magnus protocol theory.
seriously tho, i love this initial point of every series cuz i can just make up a lot of connections that in the future prob won't make sense but like, we don't have shit so might as well make up our own lmao.
that being said, maybe i got a few things right! only time will tell. my goal is to say as much random theories as i can until i get atleast one (1) thing right.
thanks for reading all of this, and if you have any addition that you'd like to make feel free!
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nomariafantasies · 1 year
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"Why don't you trust me?" said the embodiment of war hijacking her body
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sojutrait · 1 year
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WELP miles finally confessed to cheating on eileen when he was in prison 😭😭 she refused to forgive him and kicked him out the house, but not before maddie could also yell at him 🗿🗿
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utilitycaster · 2 months
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oh hunger of the shadow possibly really fucking over the party...juicy as HELL I LOVE IT
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cosmo-production · 1 month
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im not only thinking about this right?
obviously parallel canon means it COULD of happened if things turned out differently, like Callie was mind-controlled due to the splat fest in splatoon 1
But if this freaky thing is Agent 4
Did we do this? would they be fine right now we the spaltfest went differently, is this our fault in a convoluted way?
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flyin-shark · 10 months
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AJHHHHHHHHHH I HIT DAILY POST LIMIT AND ITS ONLY 9 PM WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
Suffer for your hubris noob :3
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bravesecrets · 2 years
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I'm so sick of everything I am and everything I'm not
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vamprisms · 3 months
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starting to see some of the effects of my early game choices don like that
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Invest in purple shampoo. Lifesaver.
oh my god thank you. is there any other advice. how do i moisturise my scalp. how often do i wash my hair. what kind of conditioner do i need. how long do i wait from now till i wash it. what was the thing about keratin.
the hairdresser said something about needing to take keratin something but I was nearly unconscious with pain and didn't process.
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Pissing my pants rn, the narrator of pjo responded to my year old reddit rant 😭 This man was 1000% googling his name or something.
Anyway, Jesse Bernstein, if you ever find this post, I need you to know some things:
1. Stop googling yourself.
2. I stand by everything I said, though I probably could've been nicer in my delivery
3. Narration work is hard, and you should be proud of yourself, even if illiterate redditors make rant posts about you.
4. Genuinely I am sorry though.
5. I'm still mad that you did my girl persephone so dirty. She's the Goddess of Spring, not the goddess of Malboro.
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invxctis · 2 years
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what do you mean you don’t love me when i’ve been cheating on you for years? what do you mean you’re leaving? what do you mean you’re taking our daughter and leaving???
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prettybard · 8 months
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oh goddddd
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stealthnoodle · 5 months
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So that worked out pretty much exactly as I should have expected
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bruggle · 3 months
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Woe shitty mmz meme upon you
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necromimetics · 8 months
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Real pic of wing figuring out what happened to gon in the chimera ant arc
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notdelusionalatall · 5 months
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Do you ever just look in the mirror and think:
"I ended up in this situation because I'm stupid.
If I were smart I would've learned my lesson by now.
Now I have to face the consequences of my own actions."
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