#what did oscar even do

[brainrotisseriechicken]

too bad rooster teeths dead atleast they made this guy

idk what possessed me sorry i see a green old man and go insane

also, here's oscar :3

thats all i have 20 hi3/scp wips waiting ...sorry audience

#doodle #sighs #rwby #yeah #ozpin #professor ozpin #oscar pine #what do i even put here #illustration #? #not rlly #not scp #oh by the way #ramadhan mubarak + nyepi to those who celebrate #fanart #teehee #but seriously #i wish all the best to the employees that got laid off #doomed by the narrative? nu uh he doomed the narrative #its not his fault he did irreparable damage to the world as he knows it hes just a girl:333 #DONT FOLLOW ME FOR MY MULTIFANDOM STUFF i am almost entirely an scp artist crying emoji

[musubiki]

i want lime to tell mochi shes pretty 🥺

I DO TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what im realizing about lime more and more (and especially in contrast to taffy) is how uhhh not vocal he is about how he feels when it comes to romantic emotions (which i know isnt a big surprise but ive been meditating on it A LOT recently, and actually working it into his character a lot more. i am increasing the romantic muzzle on him)

so SAME I WANT HIM TO SO BAD!!!!!!!!!! and it would take SO MUCH for him to work up enough guts to say it to her (even if its a short 2 second sentence or something)

but what sucks is that mochi will still think hes just saying it to be nice or to make her feel better, so shed smile and say like "haha thanks" to move the conversation away from it, but he could TELL RIGHT AWAY that she doesnt believe him and essentially dismissed it and it PISSES HIM OFF SO BAD!!!!! HES LIKE "I was struggling for THREE DAYS to figure out how to tell her or if I should tell her and I get a shitty 'haha thanks'??? Shes just brushing it off???!!"

which would actually probably lead to a really cute moment because the irritation would fuel him enough to grab her arm and DRILL IT INTO HER HEAD that hes not kidding or saying it to be nice or something. think full on, youre-the-most-beautiful-thing-ive-ever-seen-in-my-life-any-guy-would-chop-off-his-own-arm-just-to-speak-to-you-for-five-seconds-youre-so-drop-dead-gorgeous kind of rambling, the whole time her face is like. slowly increase the saturation slider to red.

and it starts getting into DANGEROUS territory for him because hes not necessarily filtering anything hes saying and it starts to sound a little less like "You are an objectively pretty girl" speech, and sounds more like a "I am attracted to you" kind of speech

#(any guy would chop off his arm just to speak to you for five seconds--) meanwhile oscar and coco eavesdropping #and oscar is like (uhhh im pretty sure no one would do that. what is he saying??) #at the end of it he looks down and he didnt even realize he started holding her hand instead of her arm #rips his hand away so fast and ends it with (but idk) just in case #by the way this happens before he realizes he likes her #so afterwards hes like (what the hell was i fucking saying...?? where did that all come from??) #and mochi is.................... #he altered the chemistry of her brain from that moment onward #whenever shes zoning out she starts flashing back to that #(he thinks im pretty....)

[titsthedamnseason]

it’s not funny anymore. i need xander and spencer’s book

#like it’s serious. #how did they become my vacation couple?! #like i’m on vacation imagining what fictional characters would be doing in this scenario AND THEY ARE MY BRAIN’S GO TO?! #i can’t remember the last time i was this invested in a couple before their book even came out #mine #like us series #i guess technically not? but i don’t have anything else to call it rn #and also i can’t remember if i ever brought this up here but it seems obvious that we’re getting easton / vada and im here for it? #like we don’t know super much about either of them but i obviously like easton due to his friendship with xander #and vada is gillow’s child which automatically qualifies her for national treasure status #and i think it was clever of them to pair them off that way #bc otherwise even though easton is well liked he wouldn’t really qualify for a book as just a side character #(not that they didn’t do that for oscar / jack and are obviously angling for a frog / quinn book) #and vada needs someone trustworthy from outside the families #anyway. THEY ARE ALL I THINK ABOUT #YOURE TELLING ME I HAVE TO GET THROUGH ALL THE COBALT BOYS BEFORE THIS?? WHEN THE NLU SET UP WAS THAT PERFECT #like as happy as i am to get ben’s book in my life it just feels wrong that his and xander’s books won’t be back to back idk #🏆 this is for anyone that actually read this deep into the tags you are a warrior

[jeankirsteind]

Across the Spiderverse, The Boy and the Heron, & Elemental:

Let’s get straight to it, Oscar of the best animation for the next year is quite fierce, even Disney/Pixar who had been monopolized this nomination for fricking 20 years don’t have any room again to win.

Yeah, Miraculous movie wasn’t handled by Asstruc but miraculous fans are need to set a low bar because there are still the others like Chicken run 2, Ninja turtles: Mutant mayhem, Nimona, and Super mario bros: the movie.

#Oscar 2024 #miraculous ladybug #movie #studio ghibli #the boy and the heron #how do you live #sony animation #across the spiderverse #pixar #elemental #even zag was treating the movie properly #it doesn’t mean to trust him and the whole show after what asstruc did for the last three seasons

[plumbewb]

alive by zeds dead x mkla plays in the background🎶🎵

o: so when are you gonna move in with me already, baby? we’ve been at this for awhile you know b: soon, old man o: fuck, you know i hate that b: that’s why i do it, look promise me this! you get me a dog and i’ll move in with you? o: that’s it really? a dog? b: well yea, amongst other things

#omg did i write a little something something maybe i got something cooking we’ll see 🤣🤣 #lol what am i even doing i just love them idk #lmao i’m gonna size down those records when i wake up cause they are so fucking big 😂😂😂 #turned adof on super late in the last photo oops #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims #the sims #ocs #oc: brooklyn #fl0ptrait: oscar

[cinnamon-toast-cronch]

watching top gun getting nominated for prestigious awards while nope has gotten jack squat is my joker moment. if I have to to watch top gun maverick win a fucking oscar I'm going to go ballistic

#all these articles being like oh and of course top gun maverick and avatar way of wayer will be sweeping this season #excuse me 'OF COURSE???' #is this a bit are you all doing a bit #nope isnt even an indie movie it was literally a summer fucking blockbuster what is going ON #'top gun got people back ti the movie theaters' in what universe. did we all collectively firget no way home last year #am i being punkd for real like i feel like im going crazy #the only other movies ive seen ppl talk abt are the fabelmans and pinocchio #which. they were good #pinocchio i think deserves a lot #the fabelmans. was not exactky what i expected and definitely didnt feel like a love letter to movies #but i liked it it was cool #but. like. #of ALL the movies i saw this year #dude obviously its nope and eeaao #and now ppl r trying to sweep eeaap under the rug!!!!!!! #'it came out too early' 'its too weird for hollywood it doesnt have a real shot' 'it was overrated' #have you ALL lost your minds #i am so serious ig i have to watch top gun fucking maverick win a fucking oscar. dude. #TOM CRUISE??? SIJCE WHEN ARE OKAY WITH HIM AGAIN??? #+ didnt they bend their asses backwards to bring back some old fuck but coukdnt even be bothered to ask the 1 woman in sight to come back #the gall of the same bitches who claim to be too good for the mcu to nominate military propaganda the movie for BEST FUCKING PICTURE???? #also im sorry. did i hallucinate the mamdate that best pocture nominees must have significant diversity behind the camera or #anyway. i hate everyone goodnight #cereal.txt

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

oh they should’ve given my man the oscar who the hell did he lose to and can we kill that guy jesus christ

#ok sorry for being very passionate about being a timothee chalamet girl #lesbians can love that little guy too i’m just representing an underrepresented minority #hold on #oh who gives a shit about gary oldman who even watched that movie #sorry to gary oldman. i apologize #wait actually competition was fierce that year why the hell did they give it to GARY OLDMAN. #daniel kaluuya was in that category too jesus. now i never even saw get out but i saw that part where that single tear streams down his face #and if i’m being frank that alone should have gotten awards. but they gave it to. gary oldman. people don’t even know who he is!!! #me when i’m just making things up #anyway. that’s insane. didn’t mean to go on that tangent i was gonna just end this post before that ‘hold on’ #and then a demon got ahold of me i think #how ridiculous btw is it that jimmy kimmel has been hosting the oscars since i was still in the beginning ish of high school #we need to get them a new host. what do you mean it’s just jimmy kimmel out there #and while we’re here discussing the 2018 academy awards. i have to admit something. i never saw the shape of water #guys is the shape of water actually good you can be real with me #actually wait i don’t trust you guys. this is the monsterfucker website why would i ask you that. nevermind #anyway. the way it’s literally bedtime. heart

[tathrin]

📽 action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)

Answers for this LotR ask-game.

Ahh okay so at this point I have to confess something terrible: I still have not seen the third Hobbit movie. I'm sorry! I just couldn't do it. The fuckery of it all, especially in the second movie with Mirkwood and Thranduil and Legolas ("a lowly Silvan elf" what the FUCK what the fuck PJ WHAT THE FUCK), was just too much for me. Character-assassination is one thing, and I thought after Denethor I knew what I was going to be getting with Thranduil but NOPE! It was literal world building assassination and I just CANNOT.

Don't get me wrong, Lee Pace did an amazing job and actually seeing Mirkwood was amazing and it was genuinely delightful to see Orlando put those ears on again; but the OuTrAgE that filled my heart at the yeet-ing of what minimal canon we even have for the Mirkwood elves was just intolerable, and while I did mean to go see it, really I did, I just...couldn't actually get the motivation to go before it was out of theatres. I've heard the EE are better (less studio fuckery) so I'll watch them someday! Honest! I just...haven't. yet.

And as to the Lord of the Rings trilogy...man, I don't even know how to do this. In terms of which is the best film, or in terms of which one I enjoy watching most, or in terms of which on hits me in the heart hardest or...? I don't know if I can objectively rank my feelings about these movies even in my own brain because RotK ends with Into the West and I have FeelingsTM about the Undying Lands and Sea Longing okay. So the last scene of RotK at the Grey Havens is a fucking spear through the heart every time and I can't even describe the knot of feelings it engenders, and I think overall TTT may be my favorite but also it has Plot Issues that piss me off even more than the Plot Issues in RotK I think,...yeah, we're going to do this in terms of Film Crafting rather than personal favorites because I'm having too many feelings lmao. So! In order of most-well-done-movie to least:

Fellowship of the Ring

The Two Towers

Return Of The King

The Desolation of Smaug

An Unexpected Journey

#look there are some REALLY LOVELY MOMENTS in the hobbit movies #(all three of them; i've seen enough stuff floating around the internet to know that even about the one i haven't actually seen lmao) #but the ratio of beautiful moments to what-the-fuckery is just so skewed to the latter #and the cartoonish unreality of most of the effects do NOT help #it's like somebody watched the mumakil bit from rotk and went ''more of that but dial it up to eleventy-one!'' and i just... #do y'all know how FUCKING EXCITED i was to see the White Council??? #to see GALADRIEL? #to see sauron thrown out of dol guldur? TO SEE THE WHITE COUNCIL!??? #because as soon as i heard ''three movies'' i knew I KNEW (i hoped) that they had to be adding that it #because how the fuck else were they going to pad-out that tiny little book into three whole movies? OBVIOUSLY with the white council!!! #and then...we got a chase scene in the mines that made the podracing look like it deserved an oscar #and the most cringe-inducingly-artificial cgi armies at war that i think i've ever seen even IN video games #it was like watching galactic battlegrounds middle-earth edition wtf #did y'all literally just make one elf and one dwarf and copy-past them a million times into the scene wtffffff #but i still need to make it clear that i DO love the good bits that's what makes the bad parts hurt so much! #like: does the fact that the elves coming to helm's deep make no sense and also VANISH from the plot as soon as it's over irritate me? YES! #but the battle itself is filmed with so much HEART that i don't care I DON'T CARE #i still cheer at ''no orc horn'' i still weep at haldir's death (GODS that MUSIC!) i still watch the whole thing RAPT and ENTHRALLED #but 80% of the hobbit's actions scenes don't DO anything they're just empty pixels with less purpose than the droid factory on geonosis #and there should be SO MUCH HEART because that's WHAT TOLKIEN IS auuuughhhhhh #and the fact that they missed the entire fucking EVERYTHING about MIRKWOOD of all fucking places...! UGH #DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THESE ACTORS WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THESE ROLES IF THEY'D ACTUALLY BEEN FILMING THIS STORY??? PJ WHY! #lotr movies #hobbit movies #middle earth asks

[hereticaas]

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granted there were some pleasant surprises in the oscar noms I'll admit. I definitely did not expect sterling k brown to be recognized for american fiction, and he is genuinely really good in that! love the idea of america ferrera being nominated even though I think nominating her for barbie is a bit of a stretch. danielle brooks!! nimona??! COLMAN MY BEST FRIEND COLMAN DOMINGO, although I wasn't entirely surprised by that one--i had a feeling the academy would only be willing to nominate one (out) queer actor in that category, so it was always going to be either him or andrew tbh, never both :/

but listen...I liked oppenheimer fine but...emily blunt for best supporting actress?? ?? and I know everyone's decided that RDJ is the frontrunner for best supporting actor but??? he's fine I guess?? but anyway, truly the worst offender here is fucking maes--

#did anyone even watch maestro?? #apologies to whoever likes that movie i just feel like bradley cooper is always doing the goddamn most #at least the technical categories are a little bit interesting #el conde for best cinematography okay i see the vision #my buddy hoyte van hoytema is still going to win but at least it's something #wait hang on what is going on in original score?? #indiana jones? #okay that's enough oscar talk for now #sorry to anyone who didn't know i was like this about the oscars don’t worry i hate it too #jo.txt #putting this under a cut simply because no one needs to see me ramble unless they want to lmao

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

i want ike to be in three houses

for science

#DCB RD Run #y'all know what i'm talking abt if u follow me lmao #ike rly does say all the most perfect shit but most ppl don't even get to see it these days #bc intsys won't make the games accessible and they cost hundreds of dollars for a used copy jfhsagjdg #BUT ALSO this line? REALLY fuckin wish they said to zelgius too with someone anyone even if it wasn't ike #would've been really awesome tho for it to be ike who said it so that zelgius couldn't uwu my teacher his way out of being a villain #what is it with them making ppl be like uwu my teacher and that suddenly make them not a villain fhajgdgsj #like WHERE WAS THIS LINE WHEN IN REBIRTH 2 #we had tibarn with us! ranulf! shinon! oscar! SOMEONE could've said it!!! #hecky schemcky if OSCAR said it? that would be like DAMN u fucked UP tho #if OSCAR couldn't forgive you for something? d a m n sonny that one would cut d e e p #but also?! shinon! being calm about it! and just telling him outright! look! nah! you did all that shit! and now you want to uwu us to death #nah! what you did was unforgiveable and you kept doing unforgiveable things! #i mean come on there's a line out the door of ppl who wanted to get or deserved to get revenge on that guy #YES I HAD TO LET IT OUT AGAIN I'M STILL MAD THAT SEPH GOT THE WHOLE NO U DID BAD #BUT ZELGIUS DID ARGUABLY WORSE BC HE DIDN'T DO IT AFTER LOSING HIS ENTIRE FUCKING MIND #AND HAVING HIS ENTIRE FAMILY SLAIN AND HIS FOREST HOME BURNT TO DEATH #LIKE. COME ON. SEPH AT LEAST HAS A LEGIT REASON TO HAVE LOST HIS MIND BUT ZELG? #siiiiiiiiigh. anyway put ike in three houses so he can teach all the dumb stans how to be a proper mc #yeah that's right i said it A PROPER MC #blorbo is in the corner hiding bc he doesn't like these tags. see his bow? see it? it's poking into the pic #ALSO HOW COME REYSON DOESN'T GET ANY LINES WITH SEPH ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENED POST BATTLE #this post has gone in three entirely different directions in the tags good for me good for me

[afieldinengland]

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#i’m starting to wonder if i hate myself for having been born a transsexual #it’s not shame— but there’s something in the way i think about myself that’s deep and bitter. i don’t know. well i’ve never enjoyed myself #in general. i’ve never been ashamed of it and i’ve never been proud of it in fact i hate talking about it entirely #and i’ve realised i don’t even like thinking about it too deeply. too knee-deep in history’s men-image #(by which he means richard ii and oscar wilde and injured knights with long hair and poets on laudanum and artists on cocaine) #i feel sick. it isn’t a sickness because i can’t be ‘cured’ and i don’t want to be and it’s intrinsic but modern vocabulary feels heavy in #my mouth and puts me in a petri dish. even ‘transsexual’ feels like uber modern parlance sometimes. i can’t do it #but that’s the word. just sometimes i think it would have all been easier if things had gone otherwise. and i know that makes me bad at thi #i have to speak to you in your language. and i don’t know what i mean by that or even where that thought comes from. it’s your language #i should be in the bronze age right now i’m sorry i got waylaid. i got lost #i can’t stop being it but if i think too much about it i start wanting to eat my own fingers and i think— and this is my hypothesis— #it’s because i’ve never enjoyed myself i’ve never been in a healthy relationship and i can’t remember the last time i had fun #but then that’s another thing i’m not made for. that’s a lie there is a desperate aesthete in here who has been so starved of hedonism for #as long as i’ve had him that he’s hoarse. i’m tired i’ve been walking for nine hundred years my feet hurt #i don’t know. why me why now et cetera. i’m just wondering if i don’t despise myself a bit for it— like it’s a trick i did in a past life #again. it’s a privilege. it’s more intrinsic to my personhood than blood type or astigmatism or that weird thing i have with my hip #and i could be proud of it if only i could work out how. i’m content— in the same way i’m content with everything— but i don’t know. #i don’t like talking about it i don’t like thinking about it because it feels like i’m losing the game i’m constantly playing against mysel #in my head. i’m my own personal spin doctor you see #whatever. sorry. in light of doing better i can get this out too. can you believe i haven’t been kissed in years

[musubiki]

I AM SO DOWN WITH THIS IDEA LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIME STRANGLED OSCAR LIKE BART SIMPSON LIKE "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!" AND OSCAR, INNOCENTLY, "What? I was bored. ^v^"

#oscar being a real pain in the ass: Wanna do a double date? #Lime: i dont mean to be an asshole but im pretty sure if we did she would try and make it so that shes with me and youre with mochi #oscar: honestly i dont mind that-- #oscar: WAIT I WAS JOKING #lime: (STRANGLES HIM AGAIN) #lime: plus i dont wanna ruin mochi time by having you and clarinette there #oscar: whats wrong with me?? #lime: ??? I WANNA BE WITH MOCHI ALONE #recently i lowkey like the gag of oscar lightly flirting with mochi to piss lime off on purpose #(you know if lime ever dumps you you could date me instead) he says with a smile #mochi: /// were not even going out.. #the sound of a snap in the distance. it was limes last straw #lime at some point:.......do you actually like her #oscar: huh? oh. nah. shes not my type. i just like the drama lol

[mundifinis]

thinking about that one tweet how everyone is treating brendan fraser as a make a wish kid….. yeah

#look i’m happy for him #but the way people are just being so….. weird about his come back story and so infantalizing about it??? #like i don’t think that’s the right word but like #‘omg look at him i’m crying 🥺🥺’ and he’s just existing #like not in a stan culture way but in a pitying way…. yeah that’s the right word #like good for him but god damn he is a grown ass man who does not know you all! #like it’s one thing to be proud of him and one thing to be completely weird about it (which is what most people are doing) #did you even see the whale? did you even like fraser’s performance? #did you know the director signed the polanski petition? yeah. #brendan fraser #the whale #the oscars #ashla.txt

[austintcb]

Well ok, so I made this account just after the end of the Oscars and there's so many things I want to say.

There's something I really don't understand .

I genuinely want to know the reason why the Elvis movie and why Austin Butler are receiving so much hate on social media. Did I miss something?

#no because Austin performance was remarkable first of all and regarding the actor what did the guy do to receive so much hate?? #i mean we barely see him #the guy isnt even on social media #what did he do? #austin butler #elvis #elvis presley #baz lurhman #oscars

[nimaharchive]

“A police box from the 60s?” You asked, watching as he stood in front of it, his back to you.

“Yes!” He replied a little exasperated. “Now, shoo!” He waved his hand at you as you wore a look of offence.

“I’m not a stray cat.” You whipped at him as he peered at you.

#oh my gd i’m totally going to have to make an edit of oscar as the doctor now…. anyways uh. congrats @oswildin for creating a fic that literally managed to live so rent free in my head that within half an hour of reading it i started to make an edit of it........

#this fic came in the middle of my dw rewatch so like i cannot explain WHAT it did to me #i might try and finish the other edit i started but (clenches fists) #NONE of the doctors & oscar isaac have similar hands #that sounds weird #its for sonic screwdriver reasons #me looking at oscar isaacs hands: 👁👄👁 #me looking at matt smiths hands: 👁👄👁 #me: i cannot do it #anyways be gentle with me i havent edited ANYTHING in ages in case it isnt obvious #the hand. the hand is what i am talking abt. do NOT look at it i dont know HOW it ended up #looking like THAT and i didnt save the part of the file that has .... whatever i did to it #and im unwilling to go back & do his face sizing again just to slap it on a new image for a decent hand #this image literally went thru like 800 different versions with so many different colourings #and then id notice a tiny mistake and then have to go back #and even NOW i am ....... :/ #pls take my mediocre offering #im using these tags to ramble huh #oswildin

[essektheylyss]

first opinion (which, knowing the film synopsis and having read the book, I am well aware I am not the first to complain about), WHERE IS THE AMBIGUITY

#megs watches annihilation #hot take hollywood thinks they're sooooo good at open endings but they are incapable of dealing with ambiguity #hate the names. hate 'the shimmer' what the fuck is that #hate the visible boundary of it!!! hate that they talk about the origin of the event being the lighthouse! what the fuck! #we're 15 minutes in! what the fuck is this! #OH IN A FEW MONTHS! FUCK YOU #tbh don't even like how they've framed this relationship honestly #which is such a shame cuz like. natalie portman and oscar isaac? wasted potential #literally how did they ruin this tHIS BADLY #I read it going 'honestly this would actually NOT be hard to adapt pretty faithfully if you understood the books' #and clearly alex garland DIDN'T #new goal: publish spec fic. get some name recognition. use that to sell some screenplays. re-adapt annihilation but good. #none of this flashback to getting OUT??? bullshit??? #anyway alex garland should stick to ai and let somebody else deal with fungal infections. #they did all this set up and. DIDN'T ACTUALLY ESTABLISH THE FUCKT TRAINING? ridiculous #sorry I will not get over 'the shimmer' fuck you alex garland I hate you in particular #I'm doing great tho cuz I don't have an issue with horror and I love complaining #wait I'm just. please tell me the fuckin tower is there. oh my god if they cut the tower I'm just. #what's the point what's the point what's the FUCKING POINT