#what would we do without ya

[todayisyourturntolose]

idk what possessed jim to be extra chaotic and odd as pat during this season, but i'm all here for it.

#been there. done that. got the t-shirt mate. #thank you jim for this impeccable performance #what would we do without ya #bbc ghosts #ghosts s5 #ghosts spoilers #ghosts series 5 #jim howick #pat butcher

[rosaacicularis]

which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang

#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical #skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and #other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time #putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were #going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re #guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false #gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to #stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll #send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my #behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the #ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up #blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give #it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking #unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to #cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are #presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i #could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the #alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin #this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best #there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can #see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a #good idea for me to a part of this song really #i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think

[change-the-rules]

no offense against baby anthony but riverdale was already being ripped part for it's 'nonsensical' choices that were a feature and not a bug so they should've just ignored vanessa's pregnancy vanessa's a tiny ass lady ya'll had options

just like several episodes of toni just pushing around her motorcycle everywhere she goes with zero explanation

school hallway? motorcycle. vixens practice? coaching from behind the motorcycle. pop's diner? how did you get that motorcycle through the single door. town walkthroughs? the feral dogs avoid me cause i'm a cool cat with.... a motorcycle. town council meeting? in case you forgot i am social working guidance counseling leader of a biker gang -motorcycle *jazz hands* 2bdr apartment with a 3 floor walkup and no elevator? why are you still with the questions m o t o r c y c l e

fangs at some point: yea i don't know how she got it in here either- no i know - it's just yeah no cheryl's still rping sarah winschester-yeah i know -no it's that's her emotional support motorcycle-look it's easier to just not question it

#honestly i dont even think the motorcycle would totally block a pregnant belly from sight vanessa's tiny but not that tiny still #the image amused me and would not leave my brain so it's y'alls problem now #but also outside of my dumb motorcycle jape #riverdale is one of the few shows i would've trusted to do this in the most unhinged way possible [complimentary] #and even without a beloved rivedalian spin #like there are so many in character options for this #not that toni's character being in character was something that was given much consideration throughout the series #but still giant bag not toni's style ok np #we got boxes of student files and alcohol crates both easy to make weigh nothing #we got guidance counselor desks and bar counters friends #hilariously over sized pom poms anyone #giant floral arrangements from her beloved #ooo a giant beehive for her queen of the bees [like the crates not like a natural one] #idfk some literal snakes? will they cover the belly? no will anyone be looking at her belly if toni is draped snakes? #idk i guess some ppl have pregnancy kinks but mostly no cause snakes *makes will smith gesture meme hand motions* #honestly compared to the vast amount of bullshit storylines that have plagued me bc an actress' real life pregnancy was written into a show #i will never complain about giant bags boxes or floral arrangements from runners and writers who are like #yeah ya know what this just isn't right for the character because yea yes thx my undying love and respect #i'm not even saying that toni's pregnancy was bad but i'm chewing through drywall thinking about what we could've had instead #toni topaz #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

[poprockspillage]

fuck around(didn’t bring my cane even though i thought about it) and find out(foot pain when i’m standing and hip pain when i’m laying down)

#poprock txt #sigh. the annoying part of my cane wouldn’t have even helped me much today #cause i was on my feet a ton for work #i really like that my job is physically demanding because lifting things and moving them around makes me feel good! #but having to stand for extended periods and bend over/reach down does Not make me feel good #very grateful that we have a new wetvac that can be used sitting #and is quieter and takes less time #also very grateful that my prof and manager are very accommodating #but yaknow. what can ya do #i kinda wish that i could use a different mobility aid besides a cane tho.. been thinking this fairly frequently #i feel like a rollator would be ideal because the problem is i need support when walking And i can’t stand in place very long without pain #having something to lean on while i walk and be able to sit on would be amazing #aug. #perhaps when i’m fully living on my own i’ll get one

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#well. today was a nice day of not doing anything but drawing really. theres an au where i went to art school and am a happier person lol #except not really bc im sure my head would ruin that too. anyway. its a shame i have to return to the pain tomorrow. i have so much to grade #plus a paper to write plus data to work with. a protocol to figure out. and an exam to study for and a final project thatll kill me #god. i also have to get ready for lab Monday. christ. and what shall i say to my therapist Tuesday? well we could try to tackle the deep set #looming issue that prevents me from getting better in our tiny 50min session or i could be like listen. just fucking listen. let me give u #the case 4 and against me having adhd so i can stop feeling fucking nuts. just like give me feedback. ya kno? #it would b inattentive bc im not hyper unless im losing my mind and bordering on hyp0mania. but my focus is something i cant control #executive functioning has always been a problem but now im so worn down im in danger of actual consequences. and its not just things i dont #wanna do. im not just anxiously avoiding. i cant start tasks and stick with them. i flip back and forth and get nothing done. i spiral #sometimes for hours. im not doing anything fun im just not doing anything. frozen in anguish. i dont even wanna think abt how much money ive #lost by not filling out reimbursement sheets which arent hard to do. theyre easy i just never do them. why??? i dont fucking kno. but im not #forgetful. im thinking constantly abt these things. i just cant make them happen. theyre stuck buffering. i do have memory issues tho #my short term working memory is like that of a literal child. so i cant follow complex instructions. i constantly need new info. constantly #need sound. spoken words plus music at the same time. but the main reason i need an answer to this is the reading issue. which is that im #dyslexic but also my thoughts r like an interfering frequency. without realizing ill b thinking and not reading. its a problem no matter #what im reading. its severely disruptive. i will physically read out loud to try to hold my attention in place and still get distracted by #my own head. do u kno how frustrating it is to read something aloud 3 times and not know wtf u just read bc u arent thinking abt anything #interesting u would rsther b reading but u can't fucking pay attention long enough. genuinely if its not adhd and i cant get medication to #fix my focus issues i dont kno wtf im gonna do. im so bad at reading and its extremely frustrating. but is it just dyslexia? idk what i #described doesn't fucking seem normal or like a reading problem. sounds like a focus issue. so riddle me that #idk ive got adhd on both sides of my family plus my focus fluctuates with ny hormones plus homones possibly induce hyp0mania. like i mean #ive got other issues which make a diagnosis difficult to parse but like i feel like that's decent evidence for possibly adhd? my friend said #she was always worried she had a brain tumor before she was diagnosed. to me ive always felt like my brain is full of holes. im missing the #parts that would let it operate correctly. the frontal lobe is just fucked. ugh. i wonder how much accommodation i could get from the #disability office if i actually went to them. i wont bc im fucked up and i dont think they could actually do anything for me at this stage #but alas im curious. ugh. y do i do this to myself? i kno y but not enough time for that in 50min. bad attitude mostly. half my brain #just craves death. the other half is just trying to tread water but its hard with someone trying to drown u. so its all fucked #unrelated

[moononastring]

Just because your personal headcanon doesn't line up with what happened in the actual book doesn't mean the book is bad/wrong. It just means the author wrote what they wanted and what is true to the character and not what you wanted.

You can make your guesses and yell all you want about what you think is right but canon is canon whether you like it or not. Your headcanon is not canon so rereading the actual books might be helpful to differentiate between what is true and what you made yourself believe is true. The author will always know their characters better than you think you do since those characters wouldn't exist without the author.

#gpost #fandom wank #just in general #people think criticizing the text is a whole ass personality trait. #it's why no one likes being part of anything anymore #but also this isn't for people who genuinely just have fun with things #because those people realize 'hey i'm going to crackship or make up things or fic or headcanon that I know would never happen' #'but I'm going to do it because it's fun without me bashing the author because they didn't do it in the book' #people these days always post with the 'I'm right and if you don't agree you're stupid' #and my gal pals #my hot mamas #we're on this website for no other reason than to be weird #also these books are never that deep and I'll keep shouting it from the rooftops #if y'all had fun just reading and enjoying the story for what it is the way the author writes the story FOR FUN #we'd enjoy this place so much more #this isn't some platform where we have cult leaders and 'influencers or some shit lmao #this is fucken fiction #biggest advice (and this is to myself first): except nothing so that way you won't be disappointed #I dont' even wanna think about what's next in terms of events/plots/ships because ya know what? #You never know. You really never know. #So I will take what I am given and either enjoy it or not. #sorry for this random rant on this fine Monday #but just been my thoughts lately.

[shopcat]

it was essentially i will recreate it for us all. us talking normally in the middle of an hour long convo at this point -> me: yeah i like those au's where shigaraki becomes a hero student i think it's cute it's pretty interesting how he was only 19 in season 1 and UA seniors are 18 and all ^_^ -> This user does not accept DMs.

#🐾 #AAAAIIIIIYEYEHEJWHSKS no i don't care anymore it was like 3 years ago ... i think they were like 16/17 too like sure #i'm still right though i was just talking about this w jupiter ... people can be weird about ANYTHING but be so serious this is a shounen #it is not war 😭 Oh gosh #people have done this to me a bunch actually which honestly is just funny still like ah do whatever you want ive blocked people for petty #stuff too. not mutuals i'm actively friends with but still. #i shrimply do not think it is the end of the world to say i like the idea of the kid who got groomed as a child to you know. not be #without people being like WOOOOAH. you support COPS NOW? #LIKE HAH. WHAT? WHERE DID WE GET THIS.. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!!!! #2021 discourse was crazy i tell ya what #i think it's cute i think his quirk would be a fun rescue quirk and be actually similar to how ochaco does hero stuff #they could team up... cute ... #now i think DABI being a hero is a whole other thing depending on the person but also at it's core is not fundamentally ''problematic'' #like omfg. take 600 steps back guys. #delegitimising his abuse / feelings towards hero society / his parents / getting rid of his scarring are not inherent to it like just don't #be silly about it and it's fine. i don't think he'd be a hero anyway even with that i think he was born to work at a convenience store #i don't mean that sorry. he could be a firefighter

[angelnumber27]

#no literally #me as a child #all the neighborhood kids were boys and we would play outside #I’d watch them playing football with their shirts off and just take mine off too bc I’m like ya bro we soon sports! no shirts!!! #and I remember not getting in trouble but basically just getting a sweetie you can’t do that you’re not a boy #I was like what the fuxk you MEAN I can’t do that?????!!!?!!?? #I was devastated #LOL #quenlin blackwell #but like who tf cared I didn’t have tiddies like I didn’t get it #I bet that looked so funny to the neighbors like me and 7 boys playin fuckin wiffle ball all without shirts #ITS HOT AFFFFF HERE BITCH IT WASNT FAIR #anyways… #upload #video

[keeps-ache]

wrists are funky things, huh?

#just me hi #i've started wearing jewelry (this developed earlier this year somehow lol) and bracelets are Still killin me hfvhs #i can wear them for a bit but then the tightness or the loose rubbing on my wrists starts to Really bother me. hmn! #i wear a ring all the time and it took me some months to get used to it lol #i can't even wear necklaces/chains/anything round my neck without clothing being between me and the entire encirclement of neck #or it's Not Fun! #anyway i got this really neat bracelet that has little beads for the 9 planets. and i Am going to wear it #i just break time loll :) #//Also i think we should have a word for 'earlier this year' #there probably already is. but i just made a typo and i think it should be 'yearlier' :3 #yearlier than i thought it would... #you see what i'm sayin yah? #yater for yater. or later this year :) #i don't like the word Later (it's a T that sounds like a D and it trips up my tongue sometimes Hbvfh) so i think this is Great ! #we'll do it yater. cuz we already did it yearlier. ya know ? #//also i was thinking about something earlier and it was Super Neat but i forgot what is was again loll #i think it was black ? but also i could be getting that confused with the clothing i was wearing. so hmmmmm #/brains are so confusing hfbhsj #i like mine pretty well though. we're good friends ! #usually! friends have spats. and we're cage-fighting every wednesday #//i've been kinda brain-tired too so : ' #<- everyday my little emoties get less distinguishable hvfhhs #but yea i dunno! #//it's super nice out #it's really cold inside for some reason though. which is really silly when you think about it for longer than 3 seconds #like we built the box to Not have to be as uncomfortable as we usually are outside. why am i wearing a blanket when it's So Nice outsideLol #'go outside' i would but also. [walks away]

[floral-hex]

I’m out of town for a couple of days for my brother’s chess tournament and the internet in this hotel sucks butts and I only brought one book with me 😓

#sucks butts IN A BAD WAY #this is the same hotel that held the last couple of big chess tournaments my brother entered #so I’ve been here a few times but this is the first time I’m actually renting a room instead of driving back and forth each day #so positive: got a room and don’t have to drive a bunch. negative: no continental breakfast 😒 #they have a little tiny starbucks but no free breakfast which is bullshit! #also all of my books are stilled packed up from moving bc I’m lazy so I couldn’t grabbed any one I really wanted to read #but I did get a free copy of Stephen King’s ‘On Writing’ the other day so I brought that #and yeah I am kinda pumped to peruse that. Mr King is a pretty cool dude and I def want his writing tips #but also… I just kinda would rather read something about a fucked up wizard or something ya know? #anyway I always feel weird or annoying saying this but if you want to send me any asks or anything to help pass my time then by all means #or not. it’s cool. really. I hate bugging people and I hate coming off as desperate & needy outside of the bedroom #im going to be mushy and say im kind of excited to spend the night sleepover style with my little bro here #he’s getting older and it’s getting harder to convince him to hang out with me #love this little dude so gosh darn much #oh man what if we get a pizza and watch a movie together? would that be cool? is that something teenagers like to do with their older bros? #i’m so lame #being like 18 years older than your younger brother means you get to fulfill your cool uncle/dad vibes without actually having kids #ok I have to stop myself from filling this with tags about wishing I was a dad or being whatever #what was I saying before?… did I even have a point? #oh yeah… bad internet… only one book… I’m hungry… yeah… #this isn’t important #you can ignore this #text

[specialgrades]

I imagine Wesker just making my holes fucking gape using uroboros and Luis and Carlos are standing off to the side like

Chris, Ethan, Leon, and Nicholai are just looking at eachother like "bro what are they saying?"

wesker, turning around after hearing spanish mumbling instead of your moans for five minutes:

#💌 ; asks. #ya know the video of the guy all distressed like 'I DONT SPEAK TACO BELL' nicholai would say that. he would. slandering after what he did fr #leon probably makes out a few words here and there (luis teaches him and also do we think this man gets sent around the world without being— #a little billigual? be fr) #❤️‍🔥 ; fwends : teyvat-writer.

[rainerhammond]

hey don't cry. one billion beautiful transgirls on earth, ok?

#I LOVE YOU TRANSGIRLS.. THIS GOES OUT TO YOU!!!! #sitting here crying because what would we do without you all.. thank you transgirls for everything ever okay? #sorry. Having an emotional one tonight and remembering the beauty of transgenderism and maybe everything IS worth living for #life is more beautiful with transsexuals in it from one to another . <3 ya #transgender

[miharuhebinata]

OK WAIT INSANE 6 AM RAMBLE INCOMING THAT IS ALSO SORT OF(?) RELATED TO MY PREVIOUS POST?? ok so like, we've all pretty much convinced ourselves that will is going to have a coming out scene at some point in volume 2, right? or at the very least we've convinced ourselves that he's going to confess his feelings to mike, even if he just strongly hints at it & never says it outright. basically my point is that everyone (and by everyone i mean those of us on tumblr & also what i would assume to be a large chunk of the general audience, maybe?), a lot of our focus has been fixated solely on will. not entirely ofc, but for the most part. but what if it's all been a red herring this whole time? not that he's gay, because obviously he is. but what if, just hear me out, WHAT IF. this whole time the big reveal that we've been building up to isn't that will is gay (& in love with mike), but that mike is gay (&, presumably, in love with will)????? 😮🤯😮🤯

( ...... yes i know i sound insane, especially in the tags, but once you think about it a bit? & when you're sleep-deprived?? idk man, it kinda starts to make some sense 👀🤔🔍 )

#plus this idea would work perfectly with the idea of will becoming a bigger part of the plot again either in vol 2 or season 5?? #like aside from those that are just the dumbest most heteronormative motherfuckers alive the audience already knows he's in love with mike. #we don't necessarily need textual &/or verbal confirmation to come to that conclusion #(although it would be nice if only so those aforementioned heteronormative weirdos would never be able to deny it without #actively burying their heads in the sand & looking stupid). you know who's side we DO still need to see though? mike's. #we still have yet to get a good look at what's going on inside his head. who knows what thoughts are rolling around in there? #remember his character is supposed to have some big emotional monologue coming up soon. could it be a sweeping declaration of love toward #el? yeah ofc. but the point is at this moment we really have zero clue for sure! it could just as easily be a coming out scene ya know? #& to get back to my point about this working well with the idea of will getting mixed up in actual plot. well since we already know how he #feels they could have his character focus more on that meanwhile mike becomes a bit more introspective. #how should he tell will? *can* he tell will? is it worth it? what about their friendship? it's such a hugely monumental thing to have to #deal with. is he even ready? how are you supposed to know if you're ready? #.....ok i'm legit making myself emotional now. time to pack it in girlies #i can already tell i'm gonna be so embarrassed rereading this when i wake up but i promise i won't delete 😩😭 #anyway hope you all enjoyed my insane wishful thinking <33333 #mike wheeler #will byers #p: the best thing i've ever done #stranger things #st spoilers #📺 tag #send tweet

[abyssaldyke]

Not to beat this dead horse but as I am fighting my way through the last hundred-odd pages of The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, I keep thinking about the usage of character perspective in science fiction. At the start of the book, we're with Rosemary all the time. She's easily the least interesting character, but she's our little pinhole into this world and I like that.

When her plot line is resolved halfway through (with like, stunningly little resistance, as is customary for this limp stained glass window of a novel), we're suddenly adrift, tossed between Sissix and Kizzy and Ashby and whomever else happens to be around. This might work all right in lit fiction, but in a world meant to be disorienting and unfamiliar, using the protagonist as a root stops being optional. I'm reminded of Genly Ai of The Left Hand of Darkness fame, how we spend hundreds of pages learning with him, how even when we switch to Estraven's perspective, it only gives context to Genly's experience and only after the world has been thoroughly established. Even then, LHOD takes place on a single planet to mitigate potential loss of interest and only swaps between those two characters. It's masterfully done by one of the if not THEE greatest sci-fi writer of her generation and even le Guin knows when to draw the line and pull us back.

Conversely, Chambers—enamored with this rich and interesting world and every rich and interesting character living within it—leaves us adrift in a sea of information with no root to show us why it's important. You know those posts that are like "lol why is every planet in sci-fi just one kind of people when every world is infinitely rich and diverse?" This reads as a direct response, a novel trying to be both road trip and road map. The reason why Star Trek and so forth focus solely on one type of people per episode is because trying to fit in everything or even multiple things about every single world is—crucially—disorienting and boring. An entirely unique science fiction or fantasy world is nothing without a character and a conflict to ground it. Without that, the best it can be is vaguely interesting background noise.

#ya girl #writing tag #i would tag this with the book name so yall can filter out my foaming frustration but im afraid of getting got #it's just sooooo limp oh my GOD. how many conversations do rosemary and sissix have before they get together? #it cannot be more than 3. maybe 4 if you include group conversations. #how much better would this be if it was about kizzy. or sissix or even ashby. #to drop us into their perception of the world without so much self-indulgent hand holding my GOD. the carbon based life form paper???? #*corinne why do aliens use metric why do they measure time and distance the same as we do on earth* because only humans will read this #if i wanted to make up new shit for every single goddamn thing i might as well just write a fucking encyclopedia instead #sometimes excessive world building is worse!!! sometimes long character sheets are worse!!! #stunningly a writer can become so singlemindedly attached to her own genius worldbuilding that she forgets what a novel is! #and it happens one pretty little line at a time. you have to hunt down those pretty lines and pull them out to make room #for The Good Stuff

[carnageacorn]

.

#ya boi be fucking around and FINDING OUT. #do yall remember (no) that text post i made back in november saying i am so sexy and fast there will be no rammies from this #anyway high key still dealing with the rammies and next month doesnt look great either REGARDING : the rammies #anyone: oh hey a few times i saw u were dating someone but u dont really ever talk about it #yeah dude because of how good of an idea it was and how its going and the choices ive made and how good its been for my life #that whole thing started in january but it only happened because of my november stuff if ur following along #anyway im single and soon nobody will be living with me and i CANT get into it all its so messy and ive been so silly #getting thru this work day with grit and spite and protein shakes. someday ill be able to stomach food again haha #its just that what would be in my way if i didnt manually create several difficult roadblocks for myself in quick succession #i would have to learn to identify sources of road blocks that are not ME something i have prior to now not had a lot of experience with #(due to that 95% of the roadblocks are placed in advance by me) #anyway lakevida voice if i speak with fewer than 4 layers of metaphor a sniper will shoot me thru my hoop earring so this is all u get #unless u are my sister which none of u are #NOT sure which substances r hanging out in my system in what ratios at this moment due to the sort of choices ive been making in the last48 #but my boss is ALSO doing about how i am and we're both like. we left the problems at the DOOR of the BUILDING. #now what we have are the SYMPTOMS of the PROBLEMS and we are going to treat them with MANIC COMPLAINING #its gotten us thru a full hour of work so far but if i make it to lunch without throwing up i think they might throw me a party #anyway expect 4 more of these in the next hour due to the previously referenced substances

[confused-wanderer]

It would be hilarious if villains loved Nightwing and were terrified of Officer Dick Grayson.

Dick Grayson- who is used to open spaces and adrenaline- being stuck in a boring bleak office, surviving on shots of coffee and red bull with caffeine that would make Tim concerned.

The thugs soon realised that unlike most of the other cops - Dick was from Gotham.

No one fucks with Gothamites.

Villain *shooting at Dick with machine guns*

Dick *appearing from the shadows behind him*: Boo.

Villain: THIS IS A FIVE STOREY BUILDING HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE

Or

Thief *throwing a counting down bomb at Dick*

Dick: *catching and tossing the bomb at a safe distance before turning round and shooting it so it explodes mid air while running after thief*

Thief: .. what the actual fuck

Dick: Gee look at all that time you had! Shame you threw it away :D

Thief:

Dick: I’m from Gotham

Thief *realising they fucked up* : Please don’t steal my bones

OR

Shooter: *sets elaborate booby traps throughout the houses in an active hostage situation*

Dick *using his training as robin and inhuman flexibility to surpass them with ease*: Ah been a while since I got to have a nice stretch thank you.

Shooter:

Dick:

Shooter:

Dick: .. Hi :)

Shooter: Are you Satan?

AND

In interrogation room

Murderer: I think I’ll take your eyes and add them to my collection

Dick *running on spite and caffeine that could give Superman a sugar rush* : Funny.. I was going to say the same thing to you

Murderer: .. what

Dick: I wouldn’t take your eyes though.. they look like the inspiration behind the whole Medusa’s “look at it and you turn to stone” thing-

Murderer: Hey! Take that back before I gut you

Dick *smile stretching wider without blinking* : oh? Or what? I know everything about you. Who says I can’t kill you and walk out with everyone being none the wiser? I know how to kill someone too..you aren’t special.

Murderer:

Murderer: I’m scared for my safety.

Because the thing is, Nightwing is who Dick really is. It’s who he can be free as, be himself as without red tapes and regulations. Where he can give as good as he gets, and he’s kind and empathetic. He gets to help the downtrodden and goes easy on most of them if they give up right away, not to mention the fact that he never causes permanent damage.

But officer Dick Grayson is a different story. He runs on sleepless nights and no self preservation. Seeing an officer with an uncanny skill set they’re scarily good at, not to mention the cheery attitude he always has scares the shit out of criminals. Cuz no way in hell is a smiling Gothamite not a deranged one. He chases crimes like a bloodhound, and isn’t afraid to make good on threats he makes to ensure they never hurt anyone again.

Bonus if the batfam doesn’t know about this.

Red hood: Shit I can’t believe we ended up in Bludhaven

Red Robin *tying up the corrupt politican* : Since this is a sensitive case, we need someone we can trust to make sure it is seen through.

Red hood: .. So we paying a visit to Officer Grayson?

Politician *screeching* : NO NO NO NO! PLEASE NOT HIM!! JUST KILL ME INSTEAD AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY I CANT DEAL WITH HIM!

Red hood: .. is he fucking serious?

Henchmen: Sir he is. And we agree. Please take our bones and kill us but don’t take us to Officer Grayson.

Red Robin: Wait what did he do?

Henchman 1: He asked boss if the hat was sentient.. and said that if it was would it make that hat the top and boss the bottom.

Henchman 2: Last time we met I tried to shoot him but suddenly my gun was blank and he raised his hand and let the ammo drop

Red Hood: Well even I could do that-

Henchman 2: They were my bullets. I had selected the colour personally.

Red robin *growing concerned*

Henchman 3: He sang a lullaby to a child when we were holding the station hostage, and replaced the people with my family members. He even sang their social security numbers!

Henchman 4: He’s the most dangerous of them all. I ain’t shitting ya when I say he’s as scary as the bat from Gotham.

*all nodding in agreement*

Red hood:

Red Robin:

Red hood: Nah that doesn’t sound like Dick

Red Robin: Agreed. Let’s go there Hood.

*villains’ sobbing intensifies*

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