#when I tell you I choked

[cosmichoneyz]

BEN WILLBOND IS IN GOOD OMENS?!?!?! AND THE LADY WHO PLAYS VANESSA IN THE GOES WRONG SHOW TOO WHAT THE FUCK I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS

#rewatching good omens s1 btw #WHEN I TELL YOU I CHOKED #I DID NOT REMEMBER HIM FROM THE FIRST TIME AROUND #good omens #horrible histories #ben willbond #bbc ghosts #the captain #the goes wrong show

[codychristiantreasures]

Lil update.

#cody christian #when I tell you I choked #wow this man #he is genuinely so attractive #his eyes are so bright too #❤️❤️❤️ #asher adams #all american #theo raeken #teen wolf #mike montgomery #pll #codychristianedit #cody christian edit

[aroace-cat-lady]

Cassie: Does Kit has friends or is he misserable? Hmmmm... BOTH. Our boy is multitasking.

#when i tell you i choked #cassandra clare #the shadowhuter chronicles #shadowhunter chronicles #cassieclare #cassandraclare #shadowhunters #cazadores de sombras #cassie clare #secrets of blackthorn hall #kit herondale #christopher herondale #kit rook #the wicked powers #kitherondale

[bakudekuhell]

So I was playing the sims 3 and I made Bakudeku (as one does). They just graduated high school and got their superlatives and I can’t

Katsuki got voted most likely to rule the world and Izuku got voted most likely to save the world.

#when I tell you I choKED #bakudeku #bkdk #decchan

[heisttheblackflag]

Speedy: I went to a Dodgers game earlier and ate a Dodger Dog in one bite!

Chilled: in one bite?! That’s 12 inches! … Side must be thrilled

#when I tell you I choked #private recording 1 #pr1 #chilledchaos #kyrsp33dy #chilled #speedy #speedarms #this is during Mario party from earlier this week; a recent chilled vod #a couple minutes later chilled made another joke abt speedy sucking side’s dick lmao #what a time #quotes

[rosewashereyt]

UHHHH- WHEN DID AWESOME PEOPLE START FOLLOWING ME/LIKING MY STUFF AND WHY HAVE I JUST NOTICED-

I'm kinda freaking out- my bad... but uhh- hi? ;w;

#rosewashereyt #when i tell you i choked #im still not use to this kind of stuff #please excuse my excitement XD

[dailywilliams]

i know i'm late but..... MICK?? LIL SCHUMI?? WTF.

#mick schumacher #oh my god #when i tell you i choked #f1 #dani.txt

[bpdamn]

not my ex trying to sell me mf cr*ck 😀

#when i tell you i choked #this escalated quickly #he usually just sends me shit about oui‘d #MY PARTNER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS >:( #he reads everything this dumbass sends me anyways and sometimes even replies for me cause it’s funny #but he’ll be mad mad #as he should #SMACC #personal #tw drugs

[daydadahlias]

I really just keep forgetting 5sos are millionaires. Ashton Irwin was rolling around willy nilly in a $1000 shirt the other day.

#my ass was like ‘that’s cute what is that like 50 bucks’ #1085 #when I tell you I choked

[united-under-skyfall]

AJSLDLAKSJ "I don't have friends."

"nygma! sorry. nashton!"

"............oh."

#WHEN I TELL YOU I CHOKED #batman unburied #batman unburied spoilers #e10

[sleepdeprivedfyodor]

𝖨 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽- 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗂𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗂 𝗌𝗇𝖾𝖾𝗓𝖾𝖽. 𝗂 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇

#i’m so tired #honk mimimimimi #zzz #i almost choked #when i tell you i choked #i am your father

[an-onyx-void]

#when i tell you i choked

[upstartly]

Ryan, to a ghost child: well, Timmy, we didn't manage to catch you on camera-

Shane: so now we gotta get the net!

#when i tell you i choked

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[turianmailman]

My bestie requested I post this so he could reblog it so here ya go brother here’s the ABSOLUTELY CANON ENDING for Mr wolfwood trigun

#trigun #millywood #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #I finished the 98’ anime yesterday and when I tell you I had. #I had no fucking clue this goofy looking anime would have #a ‘I have no mouth but I must scream’ storyline with Cain and Abel sibling trauma #literally get choked up thinking about the story it’s so resonant #and I haven’t even completed the manga yet #like this is going up there with princess tutu in terms of emotional impact #like I’m FUCKED #millie thompson #milly Thompson #trigun maximum #trigun: stampede #trigun stampede

[v0idwraith]

isaac: thats my guy

colin: no. you can’t have him. he’s mine

trent:

#trent really said oh is he now #when i tell you i almost choked #ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #colin hughes #isaac mcadoo