#white: *opens his mouth*

[aviscarrentals]

logie bear camera roll dump

#f1 #formula 1 #logan sargeant #williams racing #feminism #the pink background white shirt photo is everything omg #and his mouth open in the first pic????? absolutely cray #ls2

[thelastharbinger]

I’m already seeing male reactors get very verbally defensive about that scene in She-Hulk where Jennifer describes how, simply as a woman, she has more experience in suppressing rage than Banner because speaking out will get you labelled “hysterical”, “emotional”, “difficult”, “too much of a feminist”, the list goes on. And if you snap back at the wrong cat-caller, you can get murdered. So now mcu bros are rushing at the opportunity to cry out “this is just another ‘marvel throwing in another woke scene for woke’s sake’. But like...it isn’t untrue. Comic nerds are all for female superhero protagonists until she, god forbids, talks about the dynamics of what it’s like to live within the confines of patriarchy.

MCU fans are always clamoring for the social commentary to be more “subtle” and not so “in-your-face”, just so they can mindlessly enjoy a punchy fighty show and not have to confront any real-world intersections with racism, misogyny, xenophobia, transphobia, all the -isms and -phobias you can imagine. Additionally, even when the social criticisms are embedded into the story, the conflicts are routinely either overlooked or watered-down and discussed at the individual-level as if these are just isolated incidents and not reflective of larger phenomena. Dudebros forget that superhero comic media, from the very beginning, has always been political. A lot of the mainstream characters we know and love today were created in response to the anti-war and peace movements during the seventies in the United States (this is also not to say that there isn’t some definite war propaganda and Red Scare-inspired comics out there either).

Comics are teaching grounds for morality, human good, and bad, power, greed, corruption. Comics have been about the social commentary from the get-go. The idea that the government (and by extent society at large) is villainizing and surveilling a specific minority group who carry varying physical and genetic traits contrasting to that of the “ideal national subject” because of a perceived inherent aggression or difference based on their physical attributes *ahem ahem mutants*...where do you think they got that from?

I literally sat through a dude being like “IN MY EXPERIENCE AS A MAN, THAT IS NEVER THE CASE! IF A WOMAN GETS UPSET AND MAKES A SCENE IN PUBLIC, THE MAN ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THE BAD GUY BECAUSE IT IS ASSUMED HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. MEN ARE THE ONES WHO CAN NEVER BE ANGRY.” (Obviously for Black men, my argument is different because when Black men express rage, they are viewed as a threat or turned into spectacle, but the person who made this rant was not a Black man, nor was he factoring race into his argument). As if masculinity and gratuitous violence have not become nearly synonymous. When male celebrities are accused of beating their partners, fans run to their defense to say “well she shouldn’t have provoked him.” When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the internet rooted for a televised boxing match between the actors/comedians. We all watched the Trump and Hillary debates right, where his belligerent behavior was coddled while she had to maintain composure?

We’ve collectively grown up watching male newscasters, talk show hosts, and reporters make jokes about angry women in sports, in the media or in news reports being on their periods, as a way to minimize the stressful and abusive circumstances, or people, women are subjected to. The world expects women to react to harassment with class and elegance; women’s anger, Black women especially, is never not mitigated. For male fans to come away from that scene wanting to eye roll is why the commentary is so “in-your-face” because a lot of y’all still don’t get it! Men are still finding ways to make women’s issues about them and the “loss” of their rights. In a world where Brock Turners are able to walk free, are you really trying to argue against this scene? Really? What else do you expect out of a series whose main character is AN ATTORNEY? Y’all are just not going to enjoy this series then, as per usual.

#if you're wondering who the youtuber in question is it is jaby koay from the channel #getjaby #he also has another channel but im not trying to promote his shit #he does reactions to loads of things but i literally want to beat his ass everytime he opens his mouth to make some social hot take bc #you might as well be talking to fucking ricky gervais #he gives major centrist vibes nd he's so fucking condescending nd will jump at any opportunity to mansplain things to his female co-reactor #he's like i'm woke but only to a certain point #anyways fuck dudebros #also are we gonna act like this she hulk scene is more shoe-horned in than that scene in endgame? let's be real #just say you hate hearing about any issues that affects anyone ever who isn't a white man #she hulk #she-hulk #marvel #mcu #mcu rant #tatiana maslany #jennifer walters #hulk #bruce banner #reactors

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨'𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐲 | 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟏𝟔, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 - 📸: 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨'𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧

#the regular point the overhead point AND the open mouthed old man squint in one go #wow #Andrew Lincoln #* #al #hey you bean #and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow #andy's hair grows faster than me drinking 47 hair tonics in RDR2 #kinda potato quality but there were too many not to edit and post 'em #the blurriness of the second one is giving bigfoot vibes lol

[omegalomania]

patrick stump is the best vocalist on the planet cause he looks nothing like he sounds. white boy the size of an ipad with the voice of a whore.

#*making poasts #i dont have any brain cells currently. wrok wrung me out so bad today. #i mean this with all affection. but patrick does not look even a little bit like a frontman #petes lyrics are the saddest and gayest and sluttiest things youve ever read and then he hands them off to patrick #who very categorically looks NONE of these things #he looks like a guy who drives a white prius #he looks like someone who takes his coffee so sugared and milked up that it may as well not be coffee #he looks like the most incongruous just some guy little guy and then he opens his mouth and Sings Like That #and that #is the magic #of fall out boy #i am very tired

[abooklover]

Deleted Cornetto scene 10/10. Now Matthew just the rest of deleted scenes. Or you know what, just to make it easier, release the 3 hour version. Please and thank you.

#Henry walking in on the conversation incredible #Alex grabbing Henry’s hand and taking the photo iconic #Alex taking most enormous bite of the ice cream talking with his mouth open and smiling like the idiot he is and Henry’s disgust hilarious #for research purposes I want to know how many times they had to do that take of Taylor eating the ice cream #just to see how many Cornettos they had to go through #like you can’t tell me at least one of them didn’t crack up during that scene and they had to re film it #not to be dramatic but I think I might die if we don’t get the campfire scene in full #rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #rwrb deleted scene

[bigassbowlingballhead]

The white house and the royal family will be releasing a joint statement

Alex:

#his face sends me every time #the mouth open head shake #taylor my baby #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #taylor zakhar perez

[fanatics4l]

no actually. eddie and steve would not get hate crimed. eddie and steve are not oppressed. eddie and steve are not minorities.

eddie and steve are canonically straight, white males. not a single one of those categories connect to the oppression of minorities, therefore they would not be victims of hate crimes. don't be disgusting and insensitive by claiming these straight white boys would be oppressed or hate crimed. never disrespect or undermine the severity of hate crimes ever again. grow up, i'm forever begging yall. form your own personalities and opinions. understand who and who does NOT have privileges in this society.

and stop fucking fantasizing about characters getting hate crimed or abused. says a lot about you

#i'm so tired of this bullshit #its so uncomfortable #as a queer poc i want to die every time you bitches open your mouth about these basic white boys being oppressed #steve is a rich straight white male be serious #he is living his life #talk about eddie and steve's other struggles instead #don't be insensitive #even as a headcanon it's gross #discourse

[apricusapollo]

ahb regulus and sirius

#fic: art heist baby #crys misses ahb regulus #everytime neal opens his mouth i'm just dragged back #thinking about ahb regulus #especially when it's about arts #crys and her white collar obsession

[nthflower]

Gambit is maybe the only white man comic character without a costume or accessories still recognisable to me; not because of his unusual eyes but because of that specific type of smug punchable smirking face he has. Almost every artists gets it right like the aura is there even drawing is ugly.

He actually always look like this in my brain:

#they can give him sunglasses white t-shirt blue jeans and i am sure i can still recognise him #maybe there are generic comic book man gambit drawings out there idk i actually dont read so much gambit comics #still not a problem though because his speaking is also unusual the moment he opens his mouth i am going to recognise him #remy lebeau #gambit #X-Men

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

it’s pretty crazy how im obsessed with zach woods when i discovered him from the afterparty. first time i ever saw him he was a dead cake topper. second time i ever saw him he was in an interview talking about how the 5g towers killed edgar. what’s wrong with me??

#the afterparty #edgar minnows #zach woods #to be fair i kinda knew i was doomed the moment in s2 e1 when edgar opened his silly little 6’4 white boy mouth and proclaimed that he #wouldn’t have liked to do aniq’s escape room again because he’d ‘know all the answers 🙂🦎’ #i was quite literally captured by his autistic swag

[robertbelcherjr]

The Lemon Demon—Neil Cicierega pipeline

#lemon demon #neil cicierega #my brain is actually mush right now #loosing it over a white twink #this is my lowest #even lower than Gyro Gearloose #gy opens his mouth and screams #gy arts

[bumblingbabooshka]

Happy Blacktober and Startrektober! Here’s everyone’s favorite changeling - Odo!

#blacktober #Odo #Odo art #ds9 #ds9 art #ds9 Odo #I always draw Odo with messed up bajoran ridges - bc he's bad at making faces though they feel like indents on his skin #the outfits in 'the ascent'......cute as hell I must say #also I can't remember if the ascent if after Odo gets turned solid....it might be bc in these references images he's bleeding #but please let me ignore canon so I can draw his goo freezing into icicles #I saw his slicked back hair and thought 'cornrows!' #star trek art #star trek #bea art tag #I say 'always'...I doodle him in my sketchbook ;; not that you'd have seen it ;;;; #I didnt give him white eyes bc I liked the idea of him having a limited color palette due to him being bad at mimicking humans #t ch...humans!! PEOPLE...since he's mimicking a bajoran #Also I sometimes think about how Odo has no vocal cords so he could theoretically speak whether he opened his mouth or not #or if he has to create vocal cords to speak - he could do it out of any orifice...vocal cords in his ears - in his hands... #muffled speech through skin #Quark is here too but idk if I should tag him...hes so small

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i remembed "original flavor spader" and promptly changed my name

#hes so grapes. look at him #fruit gummy #white and green little man............... 🔘_🔘purple blood #perfect character design. no notes. #i like how related he and larry look. so white and colored rings. #he makes everyone incl me go 'ah the ron james...' cuz hes rectangle #but i think hes very very larrycousin. he jsut hit the genetic cocktail for big wide head. #his skulls under there. does larrys skull have big bulbs. wh. #im like. insane. #this is so much. #every character should let us see their little bones :> im very insane about it #what are they doing in there. i wanna see #how tf does spader open his mouth. how does that jaw work. #more importantly the artist who designed that. did they get a raise. they deserve one. #how does spader NOD? #can someone hit me with a stick so i stop talking #not art

[andy-clutterbuck]

Andy with a fan in England this past weekend (July 16-17, 2022)

lady__kirst: When #andrewlincoln #rickgrimes #walkingdead pops in to your partners work over the weekend. This absolutely made my year 😍😍😍 two of my favourite handsome men in one room 😜

#the point™ AND the open mouthed old man squint? blessed #Andrew Lincoln #* #al #hey you bean #looks like you were in the sun 😂 #an actual toasted english muffin #and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow #how do you pronounce ❤️💛💚💙💜❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

[cervidsunrise]

I was gifted BG3, so you all know what that means!!!

Gale opened his mouth and was immediately My Type.

#op #whats that? a standard basic white man opened his mouth to explain things to me in a charming way? #why yes sir I will absolutely hang on to every syllable.

[constantvariations]

Thinking about Adam being Remnant's Nat Turner and getting goosebumps

#rwde #even imagining the rancid white takes is giving me psychic damage #but i think that sort of extreme freedom fighter fits adam well. we talk all the time abt how he shouldve gone after weiss #it wouldnt be that much of a stretch for him to go after the entire ass family - willow and whitley included. hell hed probs shank klein to #even if you dont condone the harming of family/children the logic behind it is sound. esp if youre an eye for an eye person #which considering the brand... i wouldn't blame adam for being that way #the discussion of how people react to the violence of rebels vs the (oft more horrendous) violence of their oppressors is interesting #and v relevant to... the everything rn #itd be way more constructive than the current discussions surrounding adam #and by discussions i mean rabids foaming at the mouth and screeching abt his existence w/o looking beyond the surface #i still think abt fairen blowing a gasket at bubblinelovechild's OPENING LINE. girlie couldnt handle a fucking THESIS STATEMENT #absolutely hogwild that one