#why pick one when i can have both??

[prncessjaeger]

last christmas ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

ღ trin speaks!: i couldn't choose between mikasa or ellie so take your pick 😵‍💫 (​i also had smut written but ehh i’ll save it for another day!)

soft christmas music played on queue as you finished rubbing the face mask on your girlfriend’s face with your matching roller, “oh my god you look soooo adorable baby!”

“i look like you,”

“exactly, now let’s push your hair back cause you don’t want the face mask cream all in your hair, and then we can make cookies!” she felt the cool comb run through her hair, slicking it back into a low bun matching your braided bun, adding the matching fluffy headband knowing it’d annoy her more, but she just sat there, letting you do whatever because she loves you just that much. 

you got up fixing up your christmas onesie, matching with your girlfriend and walked to the kitchen, turning the volume up once mariah carey’s ‘all i want for christmas’ played next, “you are not mariah,"

“shut up. now come help me please?” she sighed and got up, seeing you set your phone up against the couter, pressing record. “we’re just making sugar cookies?” “mhm, then we gon decorate them, have a little competition or something?” she began mixing the dough with her hands, shaking her head hearing you singing the chorus terribly. when she finished, you brought out the cookie cutters with all different shapes and sizes, and even got one with your and her names customized as well, “which one?”

“you pick.” humming, you grabbed the snowman for her and a christmas tree for you and began sorting them out, adding them to the baking sheet and setting the timer, “icing time! we’re making our own cause i absolutely hate store bought icing,” you began mixing in the wet and dry ingredients together and your girlfriend watched you in awe, suddenly coming behind you, wrapping her arms around your waist and lay her chin in the crevice of your neck and shoulder, kissing you tenderly, “you’re so…”

“so what?” “i don’t know but i’m just in awe with you, like everything about you just leaves me in awe…” she backed up and turned you around, seeing your grin beam into your full smile she adores, “you are the sweetest person i know, and i love you oh so much.” “i love you too baby…now can we take these facemasks off? i don’t like it anymore.” rolling your eyes playfully, you nodded and wrapped the top of the bowl filled with icing with plastic wrap, walking to the bathroom and successfully removed the facemask, rinsing the rest of the cream off and decided to keep the headbands on, posing for flics and videos to post later.

the bell from the cookies went off, rushing to the kitchen to take the cookies out and letting them cool, “imma add food dye in the icing, then fill the bags and we can start then.” you set the timer having everything set, pressing record once again and turned to your girlfriend, “you ready?” “yeah, what’s the deal?”

“loser gives head?” you both shook on it and began decorating your cookies, your girlfriend was quieter than you, which was unusual for her, but you brushed it off as her being focused. When the timer went off, you both backed away and giggled, glancing at each other's cookie. You looked at her cookie then her, rolling your eyes hard when you saw her trying (and failing) to hold her laugh in. “bro you cheated!” “how i cheated?!” “you made the cookie ugly on purposeeee, and that’s not fair!” she giggled, annoying you even further when she replied with, “i’m taking every chance i can when it comes to eating your pussy, you knew that!” 🎀

#i love mikasa #and ellie too #why pick one when i can have both?? #attack on titan #aot x black reader #aot fanfiction #aot x y/n #fluff #mikasa x black reader #ellie williams #mikasa x reader #ellie williams x reader #tlou #attack on titan mikasa #mikasa aot #ellie x fem reader #ellie x reader

[ladylannisterxo]

would you rather date steve or eddie?🖤

Why would you....

Just slide me right in between both of them and we'll have a grand ole' time!! 😂

#i'm a greedy bitch okay?? #why pick one when i can have both?? #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #asked and answered #'s' answers

[carlyraejepsans]

saw your most recent post about really good fics that contain uncomfortable kinks and i immediately thought "ah, biscia must be reading the mpreg soriel fic" and almost left a reply talking about it but i stopped myself because i realized that would be an insane assumption to make. needless to say i felt so vindicated when i saw you link it in an earlier post.

like. HELLO?

HELLO???????

#answered asks #''I fear nothing good ever comes of it when it does'' is straight up SEARED into my brain as the toriel line of all time I've ever read #there's some character interpretations I don't share there. like i said i don't think either of them would cry that easily #and while the different conception (badumtss) of sex/gender in various monsters was interesting #i felt like it didn't quite deal with the ramifications of not strictly binary reproductions on social perception of gender like I could've #eg the part about boss monsters being closer to humans in how it works and thus having a different concept of mom/dad compared to skeletons #was pretty nice. but if you establish that skeletons work like ghosts but distinguish she/he ''for some reason'' even though all of them #can bear kids. and then you make a comment about ''the child possibly growing into a woman considering the shape of the pelvis'' it's like #why??????? why. whywhywhy. why would that be a factor. even hypothesizing a certain physical dimorphism. WHY pick the one tied to pregnancy #the ONE ASPECT that you decided was shared between both ''male'' and ''female'' skeletons #it's also like. objectively an argument that is leveraged to hurt and deny trans people irl so it was just. unbelievably uncomfortable #this is what we mean with mpreg and transphobia btw #not that the concept is inherently transphobic or hurtful to trans people #but that that kind of alternative biological worldbuilding implies an alternative social conception of gender role for the characters #that a lot of authors just. straight up miss. because their view of the world is still very cis/perisexist #BUT!!!!!!!!!! #it was still over all a very good fic. I'd rec it to pll not into that for the initial 2 chapters alone

[shijiujun]

THIS PAIR GIVING ME MORE CP VIBES THAN LAN JUE X ZHANG PING RIGHT NOW WANG YAN IS HAPPY AT EVERYTHING LAN JUE DOES

Lan Jue and Wang Yan’s courtesy names are Pei Zhi and Mo Wen respectively, and courtesy names are used when you are truly close to the other person

#the league of nobleman #君子盟 #jun zi meng #张公案 #zhang gong an #cdrama #lan jue #wang yan #bromance omg #jing boran #hong yao #i know zp lj moments are coming #but before that #can we make this a good ot3 pls #why pick when you can have both #one smart one #one dumb but passionate one

[irregularbillcipher]

having a normal one about brad and birdie again

#no spoilers for definitive edition here because i haven't played definitive joyful yet and haven't gotten any new birdie content in painful #lisa rpg #i know that half the things i say about birdie are looking Too Far Into It #but also they give us another bearded b-named addiction riddled wreck ruining his life because he's haunted by the deaths of young family #members he feels he should have protected (one of whom even committed suicide) and you expect me NOT to go 'wait that sounds familiar' #honestly the 'like/love' parallel really gets to me because it's so throwaway and i don't know why it's THERE #terry and buzzo say that (and ofc lisa originates it) but that makes SENSE #they're both categorized as someone deeply devoted to someone in the armstrong family. ofc that parallel is made #but why BIRDIE #brad's shirt pattern when he's young is the same pattern as birdie's poncho too #god it's not even just brad #dustin's least favorite thing being 'letting people down' and birdie's being 'being a failure' ESP. with the context of his children like #and (prefacing this by saying i do NOT think birdie was at all the type of father marty was) there's even similarities to marty #like you're telling me the companion who visually looks most like marty is *checks notes* the alcoholic single dad whose kid killed themsel #like there are so many weird things that are canon traits of the armstrong family that you can also see in birdie it's WILD #i'm not even saying i think any of this is THAT intentional or deliberate. like i think having fathers that failed their children on brad's #team is an obvious and deliberate choice but i don't think all this minutia w/birdie was intentional. i acknowledge i'm a lil insane #(birdie has rosy cheeks like marty because they're both drunk. fly also has the same shirt pattern so it's recusing assets. i get it) #there's just a weird amount to pick at if you want to

[what-aboutno]

Please consider past wrioluc, present chiluc but future wriochiluc thank you for listening 😌

#zara rambles #i like shipping people with either Childe or diluc but why have one when you can have both skdjdj #writing the wrioluc rn 🫡 well its in the planning stages #''huh nice decorations'' diluc picked up the glove nearby tracing the stickers #wriothesley takes the glove off his hands and peels the sticker off ''what are you doing here'' #there's your sneak peak ajsjs

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

There are certain chicks who just give off that "mean girl" vibe to me. "You hate girls like me because we know our worth" Nah, you are just a b*tch who thinks she's above everybody else just for existing.

#txt #oh yeah i'm going there #y'all can call me a pick me #these chicks don't know their worth. they believe they are goddesses that must be put on a pedestal #i'm sorry but i can't stand these types of women #they are another face of feminism hidden under the mask of “femininity advice” #“you are a pick me” if you say so sweetie #i don't feel threatened by your beauty or charm or anything y'all are just annoying #they think people dislike them for having standards. b*tch nobody cares about your silly standards #people don't like y'all because of your arrogance and no it's not sexism or putting women down. don't f*cking come at me with that #i know every single argument that is gonna be thrown at me #but yeah #i scrolled this one so-called “divine femininity” content creator and her face alone screams c*nt #i know a b*tch when i see one and these kinds of women are like that #there is a difference between a woman with standards and self-worth #the bible and christianity themselves ask women to have that #and the b*tch who thinks she is a PRIZE #honestly #the men do need to shut the hell up with that. that's why these women are running their mouths on y'all now #the men and women are both f*cking stupid and need to stop this childish sh*t #they think being called out on their nastiness somehow means society hates women with standards. what society has ever expected women to no #have standards and a sense of worth? women would get endlessly sh*t on by their family members for having babies out of wedlock and going #for men who didn't have a stable job or women who didn't have any manners because they were perceived as WORTHLESS and women who did not #respect themselves. a healthy society expects women to respect and value themselves. a lot of you b*tches hide behind that to be a b*tch #if they were men they would automatically get called sexist a$$holes. that's how you know these b*tches are no different from rp's #they are another branch of feminists. feminists and rp' #are both sh*t and men and women need to quit acting like f*cking children. i'm sick of y'all #it's rare to find anybody who is balanced on any damn platform #it's either men ain't sh*t or women ain't sh*t #also didn't jasmine have that famous “i'm not a PRIZE to be won” scene??? these women treat themselves as nothing but objects to be won

[kyouka-supremacy]

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#random rambles #Technically I'm done with this month's header since yesterday. #Practically I've been feeling so insecure about it I've been procrastinating looking for an icon or uploading it at all #Like it *was* natural to have a downgrade in themes I've said it myself a lot of times. After 24+ themes it's understandable I'd run out– #of inspiration (or even simply material) for the very cool stuff #That said. I did very much spend the whole entire day from when I woke up to when I (started studying at past 2am) went to sleep on it #That's what I get for working with the anime tbh. Bones artstyle is ugly there's little to be done about it #While making it I also came up with other two themes concepts. #One is probably going to replace September's plan and the other idk will probably slid to the next year #Idk looking at this year's planned themes lineup it all feels full of things I'm not skilled enough to make... #On top of everything this February's theme wasn't even what I had initially planned!! The one I had initially planned was a chapter 33 pane #Idk why I didn't follow up with it. Maybe I've just grown to think manga panels are too simple (terrible choice) (rip) #I think the thing that bugs me with both the initially picked image and the anime header I made yesterday– #is that there's no smooth transition with the blog. And I know it's not a big deal but pretty much all my themes do and it's bothering me.. #And it shouldn't. Like nearly everyone uses an header that is sharply separate from the blog and they make it work #Uhm.............. #Idk I should be studying besides. #I think I'll either go looking for an icon and see how the overall theme looks on the blog. Maybe I'll like it better then. #Or I'll just start over and see if I can use the ch 33 panel I had in mind and see if I'll like THAT better #It'd just be a shame if after all the time I've spent on it yesterday I'd just let it lie unused on my computer #There's also the fact that black and white of the manga doesn't feel very February-esque... (Don't ask) #Ugh. I hate looking for icons it's always the worst part 😭😭😭 #I was considering the last Beast Atsushi illustration (because ofc I was) but idk. Idk if I can make it work. #And part of me is also like “don't use beautiful Hoshikawa Beast Atsushi on an ugly theme” LOL #But I also suffer heavily from the lack of Beast in this year's lineup. #Okay rant over. Shutting up now #Edit: If this month's theme is ugly please be kind #Edit 2: Jk I've found like four icons. Maybe I'm just very dramatic

[arcadianico]

it makes so much sense that quackity couldn’t talk to SOPHIA about love without also talking about grief btw. the two are so intertwined in the smp as a whole but especially in qquackity’s story. his love and grief are inextricable from each other, they’re symbiotic

#he refuses to talk about his feelings for wilbur as love. because he knows its not #its attraction yeah but not love. they barely know each other #also i maintain that his desire for wilbur is less about wilbur and more about the role wilbur can fill or should have filled in his life #quackity’s obsession with wilbur is fundamentally tied into his grief for tilín #literally the whole thing is about q thinking wilbur was meant to be his partner and therefore also tilín’s other parent #and that massively colours how q views both wilbur and tallulah #that’s why he’s been so obsessed #his talk about roier and cellbit was cute but really when he was describing love he wasn’t talking about them because so much of what he #said doesn’t apply to spiderbit’s relationship at least yet #(there’s still time) #but there’s a reason he couldn’t help but circle back to tilín #tilín has been q’s biggest motivator for most of the series in one way or another #his relationship with tilín might have been doomed but that doesn’t mean he didn’t love them #he loved them to the point of self destruction #and after that conversation with SOPHIA i think he’s only now picking up the pieces #or even examining them in detail #the grief and love he has towards tilín have been overshadowing him this whole time and he hasn’t dealt with it #idk he’s tried at points but he always falls back on denial and pretending he’s fine #maybe because he feels like letting go of any part of his grief is like letting go of his love for tilín and he doesn’t want to do that #after all they are two sides of the same coin #god this is a ramble anyway #quackity #sophia qsmp #tilín #tilin #qsmp

[blujayonthewing]

well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me. #I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose' #this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it #the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot #and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly #this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN. #I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it #AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still... #OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME. #trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time) #I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it. #my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number' #when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct #my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒' #going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed #including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim #like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right' #because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY. #no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about. #I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though' #which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect #and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character. #'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up' #you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot. #maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people #or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say. #about me

[moviestarmartini]

visca barça at least we aren’t fascists💙❤️

come off anon and say this to my face so i can block you and keep my peace as i have been doing because i don’t like conflict.

i literally abstain of commenting on the disgusting things i’ve heard culers say about us because i simply dislike speaking ill of others and i’m able to respect completely whatever club you support, unlike whoever sent this. and this is probably the last instance i’ll do comments like this.

to have things like this dropped into my ask box when i’ve been nothing but respectful is insulting. this reason why i disliked football in the first place growing up and why im hesitant when barcelona fans follow me. if you follow me, unfollow and stop bothering me. and overall fuck off tremendously.

#you’re speaking abt fascism as if i actively support it for supporting my club #nevertheless of the history that i’m extremely aware it is there #the stadium banned those that are actual fascist that attended the matches to spread such ideas #and one of the main reasons why i don’t pick fights with barca fans is because is completely understand that it isn’t only abt the club #but it also has to do with the nationalism and said history #you aren’t fascists yet you’re still an organization that’s rotting and falling apart from the inside out with the worst mentality ever #the day your president stops treating the fans like children and telling you things like they should be the world will be a better place #and the day both fanbases learn to be objective is the day i flourish because i absolutely hate this type of shit #seriously leave me the fuck alone #i’m so sorry for this culer moots i still love y’all bcuz so far i’ve been respected #and if this was one of you seriously tell me so i can just block you and keep my peace #besides this is YOUR bed and you LIE on it #YOUR president voted against goal line technology #YOUR president voted to raise tebas’ salary when ours declined #AND voted in favor of goal line tech #maybe instead of complaining to something that doesn’t have anything to do with us #you should open your eyes and assess the problem from its root #˙ ˖ ꕀ 🜸 𓈒 ˙ — mail !

[littencloud9]

STOP STOPPP IM SO CONFLICTED OVER WHAT TO SHIP IN THIS DAMN SHOW

#LIKE SHIT. THAT WAS SO CUTE. i was really against v.anijeanne at the start because of how. Weird their dynamic is #plus v.anoe was just so romantically coded i could not read their relationship as anything else #but that scene!!! of vanitas alone and jeanne being the one to come up to him!!!!!! and the HUG AW #and THE CHEEK KISS #i always wince when v.anijeanne have a bloodsucking scene because yeah it's hot but i find that to be the worst part of their dynamic lol #BUT THEN SHE WENT OFF AND VANITAS HELD HIS CHEEK LOOKING ALL DUMBSTRUCK #LIKE THAT WAS GENUINELY SO SWEET I DIED #but then theres v.anoe. who own the entire op and their dynamic is fascinating and i fr think vanitas has a crush on noe that he hasnt #quite figured out yet bc of how closed off his heart is #god. never fucking mind vanitas has two hands he can date both of them #but ARGH!!!! this is like struggling between s.skk and a.tsulucy all over again lol #i like them both but i cant picture atsushi dating both bc i think aku would not be able to stand it #same here. i dont think noe could stand it. especially cause jeanne's mark is on vanitas. i think therell be BIG jealousy issues on his end #sigh. why did i pick the most bisexual anime ever. even IM conflicted and im not vanitas #lena watches vnc

[catcatb0y]

If anyone heard me talk about some of my 'takes' on inclusivity/diversity headcanons, they would think of me as an asshole- but it's not because I don't want/enjoy/indulge in diversity/inclusivity headcanons, it's because you FOOLS the PERFECT candidate is right THERE!!

#this is lighthearted #and mostly jokingly said #I get people give their blorbos projection headcanons and that is so valid of them #but I am a godawful annoyance when it comes to adhering to canon #if I wanted a character to be transfem she/they/fae I would not pick the most bland clown guy on the planet #I really like diversity headcanons that build up the story instead of contradicting it #like tiger and bunny #everbody makes Barnaby a trans guy- okay I guess he's a little on the femmeish side if you squint #but homeboy didn't have a PERSONALITY outside of [his parent's death] #he was asked on screen what he wanted to do after avenging his parents and he basically said that was his only goal in life #now contrarily #Kotetsu T. Kaburagi doesn't have a conflicting childhood #all he has is a kid right? #in season one at least we never got any shots of his wife pregnant with Kanade #so I raise you: #Kotetsu and his wife were t4t and just forgot how ''straight'' couples actually were since they were both in love with each other #Kotetsu carried Kaide but his wife ended up doing most of the childwork since Kotetsu wanted to be able to provide for his family #EITHER his T interfered with his ability to ''mother'' Kaide (for lack of better word) #or Kaide knows that he father was the one who carried her into term and she just didn't question it because why would she? #it's funny AND it can fit into canon if you bs enough #I have no problem with making characters post canon trans #(most of the time I am also sometimes just A Little Hater) #transmasc mafuyu my beloved he is my son #sometimes I am just a little hater though and they be like 'I headcanon this Boy Of All Boys as transfem post canon' #and I am like 'so they realized they were performing masculinity the whole time?' No... 'so... they were repressing their true identity?' #Of course not! 'but they still transed tho...?' Yes! Duh. 'why the change in heart?' #stoic abused boy from a neglectful household is transmasc of his own will? when he couldn't even even pick put his favorite food? #no stoic abused child was ''forced'' to live as a boy because his father was sexist comes to realize that he enjoys being 'seen as a boy' #some headcanons remind me of that 'Remmy the rat is trans' fan joke/theory #anyways I just really like my trans!Kotetsu idea even if I don't strictly headcanon it

[dosestrellasbinarias]

in this house we believe in girls having more than one true love.

and when i say girls i mean francesca.

#i was raised by both marcesca and diecesca #why pick one when i can have two #they're both amazing #in their own ways #violetta #francesca caviglia #diego hernandez #marco tavelli #marcesca #diecesca

[useful-boy]

Hate when bitches at this store try to tell me "Ummm I need you to start the audit already, we're supposed to leave by 11" like damn that's crazy maybe if you left me a better store or did anything to help me out I wouldn't be starting so late after picking up all your bullshit

#literally the first thing i did was walk the entire store to see what all still needed doing and then i told the manager who still had #Several clerks on the clock 'hey the womens bathroom needs to be hit and all the counters need to be wiped down' and she went 'okay!' #then of course. wouldnt you know. when i get back in from my lot sweep (basically picking up excess trash or emptying trash cans #that got full after they took out trash earlier) (of which there were a Lot tonight. very unusual when most nights i can get by #without changing any of them) #none of the things i told her about had been done <3 And the kitchen was a fucking disaster #'you got clerks for that you coulda made them clean it' 'no ill do that later they did a lot today' okay sweetie whatever you say #they always wanna leave Me a shitty store to come into and then get an attitude when they have to stay late because again #I am spending more time fixing things that they should have taken care of already before i got there #wasting Both our time on clerk tasks just to get the store down to manageable levels of filth before i do the audit #and then you wanna complain like its My fault? whores #only One of the managers here ever leaves me a decent store (not Perfect but its still a huge improvement over other days) #and no matter how many times i give the same feedback to every manager i relieve or who relieves me in the morning #shit does not get better #i love it!!!!!! #meh. #mild vent #i guess #its just me bitching about work so whatever #also? you Told me you were gonna stay an hour late already? why are you fucking complaining about me being 'too slow' #to start the audit. bitch

[persephonaae]

Too many people arguing about if Demeter or Hades is the better person, not enough people ditching that argument and discussing how Persephone might feel trapped in her endless cycle

#I’m trying to write an essay to post on tumblr about the Homeric hymn to Demeter one day bc. I see a lot of bad takes but I also see a lot #a lot of people why just. don’t understand mythological storytelling. #everybody is wrong and also everybody is right. and a lot of people don’t wanna hear that they don’t want someone telling them that they can #can be both right and wrong when it comes to their interpretation or analysis of mythological texts #and mind you many of these people only get educated in myth through tumblr and have never picked up an actual book on mythological analysis #and by hell I really wanna write this essay to at least provide some light education #my credentials include some university level research my autism and my Greek heritage #anyway these tags are unrelated to the post sorta! topically similar but the tags and the post are not saying the same things