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ellayuki · 2 years
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11102022 - The Witcher
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“Have you ever thought that maybe,” Yennefer starts, swirling the wine in her glass round and around and around, her eyes fixed on Jaskier, "just maybe, you're actually important to us?"
And ah, Jaskier can't help it, he laughs. He laughs and he laughs, full-bellied and empty at the same time, because, “I'm convenient at times, my dear Yennefer. I know that, yes. But important? Were I important, I wouldn't have been cast aside so easily-”
“This again. Just because Geralt absolutely sucks at dealing with overwhelming emotions,” Yennefer cuts him off, and Jaskier has to bite his tongue to keep himself from saying something about how Geralt sucks at any sort of emotions, not just the overwhelming ones. Instead, he busies himself with draining his own glass and pouring himself another. “Jaskier…”
But Jaskier simply cannot and does not want to have to deal with any of this sentimentality tonight. Or ever, if possible. He’s hurt enough throughout the years, and has learned to live with the ache and with the longing, and with the knowledge that he will never be enough for either Geralt or Yennefer herself (and just the fact that she’s become someone whose attention and desire he craves as much as he craves Geralt’s is enough to make him want to throw himself into an abyss somewhere). “It really doesn’t matter all that much either way.”
“‘Doesn’t matter’?” Yennefer bristles, her glass cracking slightly when she slams it against the table. “Of course it fucking-”
“I’ll be gone before long, Yennefer,” Jaskier sighs, tired, looking at the dancing flames in the hearth, and it makes her breath audibly hitch in her chest. Jaskier drinks, though mostly to hide the sad curve of his rueful smile. “I don’t age like you and Geralt. Before you know it, I'll be too old to keep up with you, and then I’ll die. And then a decade will pass, and then five, and then ten, and if you live that long, you’ll forget all about the silly little bard that you once knew.”
And it hurts to admit to some of the dark thoughts he’s had for so long (longer than he cares to remember), but what is tonight if not a night for honesty, as the two of them wait for their witcher companions to come back from a quick hunt? 
When he looks at her, Yennefer’s eyes are shinier than usual, wide and red-rimmed. “If you actually think,” she says, voice unsteady but hard. Indignant, and perhaps rightfully so. A shiver runs down Jaskier’s spine.  “That either of us is ever going to forget you, you utter pain in the arse, then you’re stupider than I thought.”
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astaldis · 11 months
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Chapters: 10/10       Words: 16,392 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Established Relationship, ALL THE FLUFF, Also fluff in the literal sense, catfic, Stray Cat, they are happy together, Intimacy, Kissing & Cuddling, Rainy Days, Sharing a Bed with a Cat, CATS ARE NICE, Divergence to the Canon Divergence, Purring, Love, Romance, Cintra it is Summary: Cahir and Yennefer acquire a stray cat. Or does the cat acquire them? As a witch, Yennefer vibes with cats well. Cahir is sceptical, as to his best knowledge cats are of no use on the battlefield. Obviously, some tensions are inevitable here. But this relationship will, yes, evolve. The fic depicts real ways of cats and was written in the company of some. Humour, fluff and romance
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chemfreaksworld · 2 months
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Roche was tired and wanted to die in Caer Morhen, but instead he felt more alive than ever when Ciri looked at him admiringly during his training and smiled.
(The swallow is a symbol of hope and a new life.)
Isn't this beautiful?
I feel like I have read that before somewhere, but I can not say where. Is it from a fic?
In any case, it is always good to have friends to help if you feel down! This is something I love in WitcherFics, the found family and camaradery and kinship between people :)
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hoomhum · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: Siren Jaskier | Dandelion, Silly nonsense, sort of mind control, Consensual Mind Control, Anal Sex, Monsterfucking March Series: Part 1 of Monster March Summary:
Jaskier has Siren blood and as such the ability to cast a Thrall with his voice. He and Geralt decide to try it out in bed, with much success.
Written for Monster(fucker) March, inspired by this post!
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skai6 · 4 years
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Free drinks.
Free drinks.
Free –
“Fuck, I think I’m going to vomit."
“Disgusting! Make sure you get as far away from us as you possibly can!” spat a loud minstrel, was that Jaskier?
“Not here,” grunted another – clearly Geralt.
“For fuck’s sake, Dandelion.” A tone of utter disappointment laced that last one. It could only be the White Wolf.
From all three statements, Dandelion understood that the rant about his physical intoxication – and all implications tied to it – was unwanted in anyone’s vicinity.
Their reaction was completely self-explanatory. The moment the sun had set and the village lit up the bonfire to start serving food and liquor for all people to feast upon, Dandelion was doomed – in the most delightful way possible. He had drunk more in the past hours than he had in the past two months combined.
“Fine, fine, I’m going!” he grunted, wobbling upwards to make way out of the group amassed in a circle.
Was it just him or was everyone rocking back and forth?
He chuckled. Their faces looked funny.
“Careful. And don’t get yourself killed.”
He was given a helpful push from the back to regain his posture – or at least try not to fall off on his face. He guessed it was the White Wolf’s doing, who was as spent as the rest of them after sharing his not-suspicious-at-all vials. Dandelion had a sip – one! – and he was knocked out instantaneously.
It was a fun experience, nevertheless. Well, minus the aftermath which had Dandelion’s stomach turn upside down the second he settled on his two feet.
“Oh, fuuuck!”
The curse stretched for as long as he sprinted – or rather staggered – to the closest alleyway. The content of the past two hours’ worth of drinking was spilled on the corner of the closest wall, and thank the gods, emptying his stomach helped knock some sense back into his disoriented mind.
The world was still rocking on a boat eyesight-wise, so he rested his back against the wall to regain his breath. It was a fun night, surely, but the hangover promised to be anything but. Good thing he had left Salmon by Geralt’s side earlier, else he would have hated her witnessing so humiliating a side of his – he was a responsible parent, alright!
“Come on, let’s do it!”
“Here?”
“Yes here!”
The whispered exchange was accompanied by a series of giggles. Dandelion turned his head to the other end of the alleyway to identify, with squinted eyes, the shape of two moon-kissed individuals humping each other in the open.
“Disgraceful,” he mumbled to himself, then kept watching.
They kissed deeply – no, Dandelion corrected himself, disgustingly deep – then the woman’s dress was swayed up and her legs followed. Her moans broke out in the open like an impaled pigeon’s cries, god was she loud, and the man buried his face into her bosom, god was he indecent, and the two rose and fell until nothing else but their lascivious sounds were heard in the circumference.
God was this… tempting.
The encounter lasted faster than it started, shameful, and soon Dandelion’s presence was noticed and with a loud gasp and a few shouted curses, the two lovebirds scampered off elsewhere.
He was left alone with his thoughts – and hard-on.
“Curse my luck.”
He peeled his back off the wall and made back to his group. Upon his return, he noticed that Geralt and Jaskier went missing and the White Wolf was now sitting alone nestling a tankard of ale recently refilled.
“Terrible coping mechanism,” announced Dandelion upon approach, “Would strongly advise against it.”
The White Wolf scoffed, then took a swig, “Wise words from the man who chugged a dozen.”
“I’m feeling refreshed now, mind you,” he shrugged, crossing his arms. He did, though the lingering drowsiness was still strongly present, occasionally slurring his speech. “Where did those imbeciles go to now?”
The White Wolf opened his mouth but Dandelion was already raising a hand to stop him.
“Save it. I say good riddance to both. That aside…” He stumbled over a few legs and apologized to whomever they belonged, then leaned down to the White Wolf’s vicinity. “I have a grand idea as to where we could spend the rest of our evening, my dear friend.”
He received nothing further than a quirked eyebrow. Dandelion took that as the White Wolf’s way of showing complete interest. He was quick to flash a grin and tip his head towards town.
“Brothels and sweet company, Little Wolf, need I say more?”
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aenwoedbeannaa · 4 years
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Curse Meant to Be Broken | Geralt x Reader | Pt. 5
Summary: After facing your worst fear in battle and freeing your mother’s soul in the process, you travel with Geralt all the way to Kaer Morhen—but he has been hiding something.
Word Count: 2,416
A/N: Again, I know that this portrayal of a Noonwraith is not canon, but here we are.
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Another Trial
“Kaer Morhen,” you breathe, eyes drinking in the sight of the old castle. There are places where the stone has crumbled, but it is still grand. Though, it does strike you in the way that old, deserted places do – with a sense of sadness and loss for what was once there. Though, Kaer Morhen holds no dear childhood memories for you, and so it is easier to bear that looking at your old hut in the village back home.
“Where I grew up,” Geralt nods in response. You sneak a look at his amber eyes, which seem to be searching the castle much the way yours are. You want to ask him what it looked like when he trained here, but you have no idea how long ago that was, and you don’t wish to pry.
“Why’ve we come?” You can’t help but ask the question that has been hanging on the tip of your tongue since you set off on the journey—or at least for as long as you’ve been conscious. After the first few days, the pain had gradually started to fade, even without the help of elixirs. You still took a milder potion, but it didn’t cloud your mind the way the stronger one did. You’ve seen much more of the Continent than you had ever hoped to.
Geralt looks at you with a twinge of guilt – regret. Your first instinct is to turn and run or cower in the corner. Has he grown tired of your company? Does he wish to dump you here, leave you with someone else so that he doesn’t have to deal with you anymore? All of these questions swirl in your head, making it impossible for you to voice any of them.
Finally, he speaks.
“I…” he begins, golden eyes shifting from your face down to the floor at your feet, “The wound on your back, Y/N.”
You don’t know what he is about to say, but you feel the need to cut him off. “It’s been feeling better every day!” you protest.
“Yes, but it’s only a matter of time before it…” He seems to have lost words again, and now you are panicking, heart thudding in your chest.
“Before it what, Geralt?” You can’t keep the shrill edge out of your voice as you speak, your nerves choking you. “What are you talking about?”
“There is a poison.” Geralt hangs his head, looking utterly defeated. “The wound will heal, but the infection will spread. This is the only place I know that will be able to help.”
You look at him, mouth hanging open in shock. You want to be angry with him that he hadn’t told you sooner, but the consuming panic is making it hard to see straight. Perhaps it was better that you hadn’t known this entire journey.
“W-What do you mean?” you stammer, taking a step closer to him, your voice still sounding shrill in your head. “She caught your arm as well… Does that mean…” You can’t even bring yourself to form the sentence. Somehow, the Witcher being in imminent danger is much more frightening to you than yourself.
The Witcher shakes his head, face growing more serious—more pained, by the moment. “No, Y/N. The poison doesn’t work like that on Witchers. Our mutations make us immune to disease, to infections.”
Your eyes momentarily widen as the whole world seems to blur out of focus. Your thoughts, however, somehow remain intact. If a Witcher’s mutations are the only thing that can stop the infection, and he’s brought you to Kaer Morhen, the old Witcher school, there can be no other reason than undergoing mutations yourself.
You are shocked that the prospect both excites you and terrifies you at the same time. Geralt’s face, on the other hand, betrays nothing but resigned desperation.
You know what the mutations entail—or at least, in a general sense. Nobody really knows how the Witcher mutations work save for Witchers themselves, and he is the only one you’ve met. Now you understand his unwillingness to talk about them. In the days spent traveling, he would change the subject each time it veered anywhere close to his childhood and the mutations he underwent. You only know that part of the reason his hair is white is because of extra mutations he underwent. You do, however, know that only three in ten boys made it through the mutations alive… Those are not god odds. But then, if what he is saying about the infection is true, those are even worse odds.
“The lesser evil,” you whisper, not sharing any of your other thoughts. You are sure he’s thought about it plenty.
He looks at you, taking a hesitant step forward and making your breath catch in your throat. “I wouldn’t have brought you here if there were any other way,” he says.
You trust him. But something is still nagging at you.
“I thought that only men could become Witchers.”
“It is the norm,” he says, “But it has been done.”
You shift your weight from one foot to the other, attempting to calm your nervousness but failing.
“I think,” he finally adds after an abnormally long silence, “There should be a way to use minimal mutations—only the necessary ones.” His face betrays a pain, long-repressed memories that had been shoved to the very back of his mind for decades.
“Visimir will know.”
You vaguely recognize the name. He has mentioned it a few times, if you are correct.
“He is… like a father to me.”
“Oh.”
Yes, you remember the name now. Geralt has mentioned him often. His father-figure and mentor, the keeper of Kaer Morhen who has been in charge since before he was born. You deduce that he must also be the Witcher in charge of the Trials; the Witcher who knows the correct elixirs and potions to turn an ordinary human into a Witcher… or Witcheress.
You look from the Witcher to the once grand castle behind him, the whole world blurred strangely. You are afraid, though you will not admit it to him. But, at the same time, the thought of the mutations—if you live—making you nearly invincible against those who had once wronged you is exciting.
“Y/N.” The Witcher’s voice brings you back to the moment, pulling you out of the fantasies playing through your head of returning to your shitty little town and teaching Stephic and his men a lesson they will never forget.
“Come,” he finally says, extending his arm. You grasp it without a second thought, perhaps pulling yourself a bit too tightly to his side. You are glad for the support, as your legs have turned into something akin to jelly, and your head is too muddled to follow directions. You are almost certain that you can feel a dull ache in your back where you hadn’t felt it before. You imagine it spreading like a virus through your veins—or a lit fuse with burning its way to inevitable destruction.
You walk beside him with unsure steps, eyes still taking in the wonder of this new place despite it all. It is a small price to pay, you suppose, to set your mother free. Besides, there were plenty of other ways you could have died back in that shit Nilfgaardian outpost of a town.
Slowly, your steps become more confident, your spine straightening and your head lifting higher. You survived a battle with a wraith, which could not be said for most humans. You’d survived the destruction of your entire village. You’d survived for years as the lowest ranking member of the staff for a cruel master. You can survive a few elixirs and mutations; you know you can.
When you walk through the massive front doors of the old keep, you gasp. Regardless of its state of disrepair, the hall is beautiful. You can only imagine what it had looked what it had in its golden age.
As the doors close behind the two of you, you hear the sound of footsteps echoing in the massive hall, growing closer. Your eyes move in the direction of the approaching steps, the image of a man with long hair, like Geralt’s. As he gets closer, you realize that he is older than Geralt—though it is impossible to tell how old. Witchers were rumored to live to all manner of ages, usually far longer than any average human.
“Geralt!”
The man smiles warmly, quite uncharacteristically – at least in your limited knowledge of Witchers – to hug your companion, who wraps his arms around the old Witcher.
“Visimir.”
“It’s good to see you, Wolf.”
“You too, old man.”
“Let’s not point out age,” Visimir says with a smirk.
A pause.
“And who is your companion?”
You want to open your mouth and answer for yourself, but you find that your mouth has gone entirely dry and it feels like your throat has closed up. You are not intimidated by the man; he seems warm and loving, at least the way he greeted Geralt. But still, you are in a new place where you never would have pictured yourself in an entire lifetime.
“Y/N,” he introduces you. “She helped banish a Noonwraith.”
A knowing look passes between the two men. You only notice it for a fraction of a second, but you notice it. You can’t possibly imagine everything running through their heads, but you can guess. You know that no Witcher school is currently creating new Witchers. There hasn’t been a Trial in years—even humans knew that. You wonder how long it has been, and why it has been so long.
Visimir looks at you and smiles warmly, despite the faraway look in his eyes. “Welcome, Miss, to Kaer Morhen.”
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“What the fuck, Geralt?”
You are sitting with your ear to the wall, trying to pick up as much of the conversation going on in the next room over as possible.
“Lambert, you know I wouldn’t suggest this if there was any other way.” You feel a tightening in your chest upon hearing the strain in the Witcher’s voice; it is pained in a way that you never want to hear him.
“And what, you’ve tried everything?” Lambert counters, “Don’t the mages have some sort of cure? They sure are proud of their advanced magic.”
“Our magic is based on theirs, and apparently rudimentary at that,” Geralt continues, “Anything that they would do would be just as dangerous as this, if not more.”
You shiver, wrapping your arms around your knees and hugging them to your chest. You know for certain that you do not want to die; not when this whole new world has opened up to you.
But that would be my destiny, you think bitterly. To live only long enough to finally have something to leave behind.
“And what if it works?” a third, unfamiliar voice cuts in. “Will you start training her as a Witcher? No one in the society she’s from will give her work once she’s one of us.”
“Oh, why bother with pointless questions, Eskel?” Lambert’s voice is raised now, and you are certain you can detect a fear in it. “She won’t live. She will die an agonizing death.”
“Stop!” Geralt roars, drowning out the other voices. Silence envelopes the room, leaving only the sound of your labored breathing as you remain still, ear pressed to the wall.
“Well, Geralt?” Lambert breaks the silence, “Did you have something to say? Because I do.”
You hear no response.
“You care for that girl, I can see that.” His tone has changed somewhat, more pleading than angry now. “But trying to save her this way? You’re going to kill her, Geralt.”
More silence.
“The infection takes its victims quickly, in sleep. But to submit her to the Trial of Grasses? It’s cruel, Geralt. And selfish.”
“Not everyone regrets becoming a Witcher, Lambert,” Eskel says.
“But everyone regrets seeing people that we cared about, people that we loved die in front of us!”
You are buzzing with anxiety, anger, and words you wish you could speak. After all, it is your life that is currently being debated, very loudly, only a room over. The stone walls may be thick, but there are cracks, and it should be no surprise to the men that you can hear.
When silence has settled too long, you finally speak, loudly. You even slam your fist against the wall, as if it would help. Instead, it just leaves you with aching knuckles as you shout.
“All of these grand arguments and no thought to ask me what I want?”
You can’t hear it, but you can picture all three heads in the room turning to look at the wall. “Or does that not matter here?”
“Y/N—” Geralt mutters, and you hear a crash as someone quickly moves through the room.
You do not move from your place on the floor, even as you hear his footsteps echoing down the hall towards the door in front of you. He opens the door quickly, eyes searching for you for the briefest of moments before landing on you, huddled up against the wall, hot fury in your eyes.
He drops to his knees in front of you. You stare at him for a moment, not saying anything. He reaches out, placing a hand on each of your shoulders. But beyond that, he says nothing, does nothing, and it only makes the anger burn brighter – though you can’t quite place where that anger is directed.
“I want it to be my choice. And I choose the lesser evil.”
“Y/N,” he says, “It… You still have some time to decide, I would never force you to—”
“Geralt,” your gaze fixes intensely on his. “I want to live. I… You… I mean, a month ago, I had nothing to live for. Maybe my choice would have been different then. But now… I refuse to just let myself die, when you’ve finally given me a reason to stay alive.”
And, for the first time, you aren’t even worried about how he will react. Hell, you don’t care how he reacts. You just know that you want to kiss him, and so you do.
He reacts instantly, moving his lips against yours and pulling you against him, wishing that he could simply keep you pulled tight to his chest and protect you from all harm.
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itsclydebitches · 4 years
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Title: Mightier Than the Sword
Fandom: Witcher
Summary: A month after the events of "Rare Species," Geralt slinks his way into an inn and is faced with the question of how an emotionless man apologies. (TV!canon with some details drawn from the books and Wild Hunt.)
Pairing: Pre-slash Geralt and Jaskier 
Word Count: 2,568
Where to read it: Below or on AO3 
A/N: It’s a Christmas miracle! Look at me making an attempt at writing. I figured that if season one was going to leave us in that horrible place with Jaskier and Geralt’s relationship I’d just have to start fixing it myself 👍
The storm had raged for two days and looked as if it had enough life in it for a third. When Geralt shouldered his way into the inn he felt like there was a kikimore on the other side, so strong was the wind keeping slabs attached to frame. When he finally managed and let the door slam shut behind him, catching his heel and dimming the storm’s voice, he found a number of glares leveled his way, the patrons none too pleased at the cold interruption. Dropping his hood did not improve matters.
One man splendid in rotting clothes and stained teeth spat as soon as he saw Geralt’s hair. Another flinched away from his eyes. Still another pretended to keep attention on his food but Geralt caught the inquisitive looks he snuck, far worse than any hatred. The curious only thought they were kinder.
“Witcher,” said a fourth. That tone spread through the room. Apparently Jaskier’s ballads hadn’t reached this corner of the world yet.
Geralt found his seat and kept his back to the wall.
For all the poverty he’d passed through in this town the inn at least was holding its own. The horse hair plaster did little to warm the space, but the many bodies and roaring fire made up for the lack of insulation. The room was otherwise dark. Comforted in the soft chatter and the simple blessing that, though they might growl, no one was inclined to approach him. Geralt took a moment to merely sit, listening to the drip of water from his cloak and the clink of spoons against bowls. The latter made his stomach ache something fierce and with a sigh Geralt stood, approaching the bar.
The innkeep took one look at his threadbare clothes and went back to cleaning his nails. Geralt slid what little coin he had across the counter.
“Oats,” he said. “For the chestnut mare outside.”
“This look like a ploughing stable to you?”
“Does this metal look fake to you?”
Geralt spoke of the coin. Might have meant his sword. Either understanding worked just fine. The innkeep pocketed his meager offering in a flash.
“Doesn’t get your bitch much,” he said, but moved to the back regardless, presumably to make up a pail. Geralt traced his movements just long enough for reassurance before heading back to the fire. His knuckles creaked and when he grimaced the skin of his lips split.
As he sat that hole in his stomach grew wider, deeper, pulled him down stronger than gravity herself and Geralt had to plant his feet against the wave of dizziness that hit. Even witchers were susceptible to starvation. Obviously he would have preferred food for both himself and Roach, but work hadn’t been kind to him these last few weeks. Oh, there were plenty of monsters, just few people willing to pay for their demise. As he’d once told Jaskier, the two rarely went hand-in-hand.
...must be the hunger addling his brain. Geralt knew of no other reason why he should think so much on a bard who was no longer bound to him. He’d severed that tie himself, over a month past.
“Endings,” Geralt said. To Roach, really. The conversation had picked up enough to cover his voice and he knew his horse was just beyond the wall, sheltered beneath the hanging roof of the inn. “It was bound to happen eventually. Best to do it on my own terms.”
If pressed Geralt might have admitted to catching that snort. As if Roach had heard, understood, and had more than her fair share to say about that claim. But he held his ground. Jaskier would have left, and all the better for it. Over the last few weeks Geralt had pictured the man lying prone on Yennefer’s bed. Thought over the advice he’d given about heading to the coast. Become antsy during the long stretch of silences and could only admit now that he’d grown used to Jaskier’s singing. The memories of his songs had settled in the back of his mind, rooting there with a determination that fit their author. More than once Geralt had caught himself humming a tune when there was no one else to hear it.
Yes. There were things he... missed. But better to miss them now while they shown bright in his memory. There would have come a day when Jaskier would no longer ask to accompany him to far off places. Where his songs would warn of a witcher’s violence and treachery, rather than simply lying through his teeth. There may have even come a time when he fell and no sorceress, not even one of Yennerfer’s skill, could save him. Geralt knew this as surely as he knew the weight of his own sword.
Jaskeir would have grown to hate him whether he’d held his foolish tongue or not. That was a destiny Geralt could believe in.
He’d just resolved to meditate until the phrase ‘Toss a coin to your witcher’ finally left his head—its repetition had certainly not brought the command into reality—when a plate was dumped in front of him, steaming meat and crispy potatoes. A bit of relish dotted the top, specific to the region as Geralt didn’t recognize the spices. The smell was enough for him to draw a sharp breath though, swallowing it like that might fill the hole in his stomach. He forced himself to look up into the eyes of a plain woman and kept his hands away from the table's edge.
“I didn’t order this,” Geralt said.
The woman smiled. “I know.”
Hmm. “You misunderstand. I don’t have coin to pay for this.” A drink was set beside the plate. The smell of steamed milk had Geralt briefly closing his eyes.
The woman chuckled. At his longing or whatever game she played, he didn’t know. Perhaps both. Though Geralt had an inkling that he had misjudged her when she pushed the plate closer, a chipped nail tapping its edge.
“It’s you who’s not understandin’” she said. “Coin’s already in the pocket. Mine, not my lout of a brother over there.” Her head jerked towards the innkeep. “Pretty bard was in here just a mo’ ago. Went pale as milk when he saw ye. Thought the poor boy was gonna faint! But he recovered, sure as anything, and gave me a handful of silver before slippin’ out the back. Had stern instructions that I get you a hearty dinner so now here I am, doin’ jus’ that. You won’t catch Sinah goin’ back on her word, no sir. So go on. Eat your fill, witcher. More where that came from if you’ve a mind to have it,” and Sinah inched the plate ever closer.
Geralt’s gaze was on the hearth though. He stared at the flames and tried to ignore how the smell of meat had gone sour. “A bard?”
“Aye. As said, a pretty thing. More dolled up than we’re likely to get ‘round these parts. Sang a bit for his own meal before settlin’ in the back. Quiet. Fidgety. Like a mouse before the cat. Specially when he caught sight of that hair o’ yours. Thought he might be a monster himself—one of those dopple things, if you know my meaning—up until he asked me to serve ye. Odd that. I’ll not have my cookin’ go to waste though. I’ll take it back if—hey now!”
But Geralt was already up and on the move because he’d heard it. Muttering something about saving his plate, he was across the room with a dexterity only a witcher could manage, dodging legs, chairs, spilled drinks, all in near darkness. Throwing himself out into the gale that sound grew stronger. No one else would have heard it above the storm, but Geralt followed it like a clear, melodious bell.
Someone was speaking to Roach. Jaskier was speaking to Roach.
A little ways down the path to avoid a small river forming, around the corner of the inn. Geralt slipped into the shadows created by the overhang and blinked at the sudden assault on his vision. Jaskier was dressed entirely in purple and pink, a beacon amid the grays of the night. Geralt’s first thought upon spotting him was that his clothing was a monstrosity all its own and he would happily accept a contract to dispose of it.
Then, ears perking like a wolf’s, Geralt focused on the conversation.
“—hardly deserves it,” Jaskier was saying, using Roach’s neck to hide from a particularly sodden gust of wind. His mare put up with it, long familiar with the man’s proximity. “Though I suppose that you could technically make an argument for reciprocation. If I am owed a ten percent cut of whatever work he secures thanks to my genius ballads, then perhaps I owe him ten percent of whatever I earn thanks to his heroics. Yes, yes. I know I’m not supposed to be touching you, but I’m not see? I’m touching your saddlebags. Geralt can’t get mad about that, can he?”
He could, yet astoundingly Geralt found that he was not. How could he be when the light of the moon showed Jaskier slipping coin into the side pocket where Geralt was sure to find it? Shivering, drenched to the bone, Jaskier continued to give up his riches, smiling all the while. Geralt could see it even from the shadows. Noted the melancholy grip on its edge. He looked away—again—and this time told himself that it was so his shining eyes didn’t give him away. The excuse sounded weak even within his own head.
“Just a bit to tide him over,” Jaskier said, continuing to pour more than “a bit” into various pockets. “And you of course! No need to tell him I was here, but you should make sure he buys you plenty of carrots. You need more than these wet oats... oh by the gods those look disgusting. I’m sorry, girl. I’d sneak back in to get you something as well but... ah.... not sure ‘sneaking’ and ‘White Wolf’ go well together. Our King of Brooding would spot me for sure and then where would I be? Suffering another punch I’d wager. And given our last meeting I don’t think Geralt would settle for aiming at my gut. Sorry, girl, but this face is just too beautiful to risk.”
Another sliver coin glinting from the shadows. An endless wave of prattle just under the rain. Geralt listened as Jaskier told Roach all about his travels over the last month, how audiences were growing weary of the ballads he had, demanding new, exciting tales. Jaskier had nothing to give them. Though that was fine. Grand even! Challenge and limitation, the bread and butter of an artist. He would find a way and until then he’d help others find there’s. Even grumpy witchers.
“I’m his friend, after all,” Jaskier said. It came out quieter than all the rest. “That’s what the foolish man doesn’t realize. Hardly matters whether he’s my friend. Doesn’t stop me from being his. Really, all those mutated brains and he’s dumb as a goat half the time. He’s lucky he’s gorgeous.” Roach tossed her head, knocking into Jaskier’s and drawing a chuckle. “Knew you’d agree with that, girl. There now. All loaded up? Excellent. I’m going to go dry off now. I will not allow this storm to ruin my new outfit,” and he did a little twirl, showing off the decorative stitching. “Stunning? Why yes, I’m quite aware. Never hurts to hear it though. Thank you, darling.”
Jaskier planted a quick kiss on her muzzle, whispered not to tell, and with a wink slipped away. Geralt took note of the house he was renting a room from and then returned to the inn.
He found Sinah in the back removing a man’s hand from her waist. She followed him to his seat, the meat and potatoes now cold. Geralt shoveled forkfuls down regardless.
“You said the bard’s coin would get me more?”
Sinah inclined her head. “Aye. Wanting a second plate, do you?”
“No, but I’ll take paper and quill if you have it.”
If she found the request odd she didn’t show it. Sinah left and returned with the speed of a wraith, depositing pulpy parchment and a vile of ink heavily watered down. It was enough. Geralt inclined his head in turn, the most respectful gesture she’d seen all day, and the two parted with satisfaction on both sides. Geralt put aside a third of his meal for Roach before finishing the rest with a speed that would have choked a human man. Done, he set about composing a list.
He was no poet. Geralt hadn’t the words to describe his contracts with anything other than the blunt language spoken by all witchers. Still, he made an effort to include details. He wrote about the noonwraith he’d dispatched three towns over, only to find that the residents had but an eighth of the coin they’d originally promised. Geralt had looked at their own sunken cheeks, taken half of that eighth, and been on his way. After that had come the drowner colony, but no one cared to pay for what amounted to a pest—even a dangerous one. There were the men who’d succeeded in both putting a hole in his cloak as well as forfeiting their lives. The young woman who looked much like Sinah but had none of her honor, attempting to lure Geralt into a robbery through false tears. The ghoul whose liver he'd eaten when he couldn’t sell it. The curse he’d lifted for a roof over his head. The nekkers that had managed to drain the rest of his energy before he’d finally collapsed here. It was all common work. The witcher equivalent of doing one’s chores. It was only Jaskier’s voice in his head that told Geralt any of this might interest another.
The whole thing filled five pages and took the length of time required to dry his socks. There was no signature. The writing was splotchy and the paper now smelled of rain. Geralt folded it with all the care he’d give to cleaning his sword.
It wasn’t an apology because witchers didn’t do apologies. Geralt wasn’t even sure he’d know how to give one if required... though this was probably as close as he’d get. He would not think on what Jaskier had done to earn the attempt.
Instead, Geralt planned to sop up the remaining juice on his plate and lick his fingers clean. He would return the inkwell to Sinah and, when the rest of him was dry, he’d ruin it all by going back out into the storm, across the weeds, into the room where Jaskier slept with lute and clothes as flamboyant as a peacock. Geralt’s notes would look like a pauper’s trifle next to the rest of his belongings, but perhaps Jaskier could spin them into something grand.
Indeed, perhaps someday soon there would be another inn, a new ballad, and this time Jaskier would choose to stay. Geralt wouldn't deserve that, but he found himself thinking on it nonetheless. Treacherous thoughts that circumvented destiny and warmed him far better than the fire.
Until then, Geralt curled in on himself and let the music he already knew wash over him.
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witcherscrane · 3 years
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It was very hard not to hear about the opening of the new bakery, five weeks ago now, that Jaskier had his shifts changed to the waiter and part-time musician wouldn’t shut up about the fucking place. How Geralt was able to put up with the constant gibbering of his lover, Letho would never understand. They were all seated in Letho’s office, Jaskier ranting about the pastry chef and what an utter delight the man was, and Letho had begun to tune the talkative man out to go back to his papers when, suddenly, a bright pink box was placed in front of him.
“The fuck is this?” Letho asked, looking up at Jaskier. The younger man just smiled annoyingly bright.
“Geralt said that you have a sweet tooth,” Jaskier said and Letho turned to glare over at the white-haired man, who just shrugged at him with a patient smile. “So I brought you something I think you’ll like!” Jaskier added and slid the box closer to Letho. “We also have the most wonderful coffee there! Oh, Geralt, have I told you about the coffee?!” Jaskier asked, bouncing over to his lover and dropping into his lap.
“Yes, Jaskier. You’ve told me about the coffee, and the animal marshmallows,” Geralt said, while he snaked an arm around Jaskier’s waist, the brunette smiling even wider, if that was even possible, as he tucked his head against Geralt’s shoulder.
“Animal… Marshmallows?” Lethos’ brow lifted and Jaskier perked up once more, clapping his hands a couple of times.
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lemondropsssss · 4 years
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can anyone tell me about beta acquisition? I’m working on this fic again and i don’t know if i’m really matching the tone of the previous chapters. but ive never had anything beta read and don’t really know how to go about convincing someone? are there betas just wandering around waiting for a cool fic to read?
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ellayuki · 2 years
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18062022 - The Witcher
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"Do something," he hears, an order or a plea, he can't quite tell. "You have your magic back, so fucking do something!"
Pain is everything Jaskier knows in this one moment that doesn't seem to want to end, agony and helplessness and regret, but even so… Even so, the desperation in Geralt's voice pierces through. "Geralt," he tries, barely able to draw enough breath for it. He can't open his eyes, can't move his hands, but at least he can still…
"You shut up," Geralt says, and hands Jaskier hadn't been aware were holding him tighten on the back of his neck and the side of his belly. That latter feels wet. It also sparks more bolts of pure, white-hot fire through him. "Yenn's gonna fix you right up." 
"I can try," comes Yennefer's voice, from somewhere on Jaskier's left (he thinks, he's not really sure), and it sounds like… 
Jaskier lets out a huff, as close to laughter as he can manage right now, because, "I'm dying." There's a hitch of a breath, and he knows he's right. Geralt tries denying, but Jaskier shakes his head. "If Yennefer's crying for me, then I really must be doomed."
"You're not gonna die, you stupid little shit," Geralt says, and his voice sounds closer, like he's nose to nose with Jaskier. And well, he might be, for all Jaskier knows. He still can't open his eyes. He can barely hang on to consciousness at this point. But- He wants- "You're not allowed."
Jaskier breathes through the pain, breathes through the heartache, breathes through all the things he never got to say. "You can't save me this time," he whispers, and forces his eyes open, just a sliver. He needs to see, if only one last time. "You can't…" Geralt's eyes are red-rimmed. They look like how Jaskier feels. "You can't tie my life to yours and keep me here, Geralt."
He sinks into darkness on the next breath, and knows no more.
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("How the bloody hell did you do it?"
"You gave us the idea…"
"...oh, you didn't. Tell me you didn't."
"..."
"Yennefer!"
"Well, we weren't actually going to let you die, you stupid bard!"
"...whose life?"
"What?" 
"Whose, Yennefer? His? Yours?"
"...Both."
"Oh."
"Yes. Oh.")
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Day 28: Explosion
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@whumpcember
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Fringilla Vigo Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, Maria Barring | Milva, Angoulême (The Witcher), Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy Additional Tags: Whumpcember 2022, Explosion, New Year's Eve, Angst, The Amazing Devil song references 
Summary: While Geralt's company is staying in Beauclair, another festive event is coming up. However, like with the famous fall masquerade, not all is going as planned. This time it is not Jaskier's fault, though.
"Fuck, you are what?" Geralt looks at Jaskier, aghast.
"Melitele help us, this is the prime recipe for disaster, like with the grape punch." Fringilla sighs heavily.
"The grape punch was fun, you have to admit that, Witch," Jaskier says cheerfully and totally unperturbed by his friends' reaction. "Even if it was a bit strong," he adds in a low tone of voice so only Fringilla, who is standing next to the bard at the entrance to the snowed-in castle orchard, can hear him. Better his other friends never find out that he had mixed up the recipe and thus was, at least partially, responsible for what happened at the famous Toussaint fall masquerade. And for the morning after. This time, however, nothing can possibly go wrong. He is an expert at this, has done it pretty much every year ever since he was a pimply teenager at their family mansion in Lettenhove. Even way before he got into poetry. And the mansion is still standing. Well, maybe he has never done it as large-scale as this, but nevertheless, it's going to be spectacular. They'll see.
Continue reading on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43986924
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Bad Romance
Jaskier x Geralt
Inspired by Lady Gaga’s Bad romance
Implied sexual content
Singer! Jaskier
Geralt sighed as Yennefer handed him a leather jacket. He eyeballed it, she smiled innocently at him, “You’ll look good.”
 Again, he sighed, pulling his arms through the jacket, finding it unsurprisingly snug on his muscular arms. 
 “See,” Yen turned him to the mirror in the corner of her room, “You look great.” She walked away and went to fetch her purse and coat. 
 He hummed, he did have to agree with her, his long white hair pulled back from his face, leather jacket framing his toned body, black button-down and fitted black slacks accented his form. He trailed his eyes upwards, silently, he took in the sight of his gold eyes, sharp and stern. The scar running across his cheek and one slitting his eyebrow. Which, according to Yen, made him all the more attractive because it “was in”. 
 “Come on now,” Yen called from the front door, “We have to hurry if we’re going to catch Jaskier.”
 Geralt let out a soft hum and walked towards the door, this night would be very, very boring. 
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 Once again, Geralt was right, this night would prove to be extremely boring. Yen was off chatting to a girl she’d met on the dance floor leaving Geralt to his own devices. He was tucked away in a corner of the club, brooding demeanor fending off anyone who had the gull to approach him. He had yet to hear this ‘Jaskier’ that Yen was so excited to hear tonight. 
 It didn’t seem like a very worthwhile trip, the club itself was nice enough, but their alcohol was just pure rubbish, not a single ounce of liquor burned on its way down. It had Geralt humming in disapproval. He quickly scanned the floor finding nothing of interest, just drunken bodies gyrating against each other, wild hands searching their partner. It made Geralt roll his eyes. 
 He could wrap his head around the thought of finding some sweaty, drunk stranger at a club appealing. Now, he’s had his fair share of one-night stands, don’t get him wrong, but this - this was never his thing. 
 The drab music, shitty alcohol, the overspray of colognes and perfumes, he never saw the appeal, he’d much rather spend his Friday evening with Roach, his cat. She’d look up at him, judgmental stare and silently scold him for not going out more often. 
 He sighed once more as he took another swig of his drink. Finally, Yen came back, cheeks a pink hue, she always was a lightweight. 
 “Geralt,” she called, throwing her arms around him, “Come on, he’s about to go on! We’ve got to go!” She tugged at his arms, feet stumbling slightly as she dragged him onto the crowded dance floor as the crowd gathered to hear this ‘Jaskier’. 
 They came to a halt after weaving their way through the crowd and stopped at the foot of the stage, the MC came over the microphone, “Ladies and Gents, the man you’ve been waiting for, Jaskier!”
 Geralt flinched as the crowd erupted beside him, and the strumming of a bass guitar came over the speakers, followed by a voice, almost like a siren, “Want your Bad Romance!”
 A man came into view, microphone in hand, he stared into the audience, taking his place at the center stage, enticing the crowd. His lips brushed ever so slightly against the microphone, voice coming out as a beautiful rasp, the heavy bass filling Geralt’s ears. 
 His breath caught in the back of his throat as he eyed Jaskier, eyes raking in the singer’s figure and face. Gulping as he took in the tight pants that held the singer in all the right places, or his button-up white shirt haphazardly tucked into said pants; or his smooth jean jacket. 
 His fingers were adorned with rings and jewels, a steel necklace hanging from his necklace, he marched around the stage, holding the stand close to his body. 
 “I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, hey
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love.”
 His voice was hypnotizing, dripping each word in sex-appeal and hand feeding it to the audience, raking a hand through his hair on occasion, temporarily exposing the long column of his neck. Now, Geralt would be lying if he said the thought of biting marks onto that pretty, pale neck didn’t cross his mind. 
 “...I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, hey
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love…”
 With the smallest grind of his hips, the singer seemed to be making love to the words, using the words to speak to the crowd, voice lustful and beautiful. It made Geralt’s pants seem too tight. 
 “You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance…”
 Geralt gulped, the brunette whispered the words, voice gravely and seductive. Eyes raking the crowd, fingers gripping onto the mic, tight pants straining as he walked. A smirk pulled at his pretty pink lips, the other hand coming to grip at his throat, and Geralt almost growled. Less than appropriate images of the brunette beneath his hand filling his mind. 
 “...I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance…”
 The white-haired man felt his soul leave his body as the singer crescendo to the high note, an effortless dip into his belt. He looked so at ease, surrounded by the heavy thud of drums and the masterful strum of the guitar, the bright lights flashing around him and the electric feel of the atmosphere. People around his danced and bounced along to the pretty singer’s words, hypnotized by his voice. And, for once, Geralt couldn’t judge them, he was the exact same way. Caught in the trance of this singer’s voice. So, caught he almost didn’t notice the singer approaching him, coming to the edge of the stage before dipping down low, microphone raised to his lips, eyes transfixed on Geralt. 
 “...I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
No, I don't wanna be friends
 don't wanna be friends…”
 Geralt felt himself lean forward, the French circling his ears and filling his soul, lust igniting in his body, shooting his blood with arousal as he stared into the singer’s eyes. For the first time, he could see the singer properly, his deep blue eyes were lust-filled, a smirk pulling at his lips, and his hand reaching out slightly, just enough to ghost his finger across Geralt’s jaw. 
 Geralt allowed himself to entertain the singer’s game, he smirked back at him, teeth catching his bottom lip. He trailed his eyes down the brunette’s figure and took in his slender hips and beautiful form. It made his mouth water. 
 Jaskier began to pull away, taking his place once again at center stage, voice filling with promise and pure arousal. He kept his eyes trained on Geralt the entire time, blazing blue eyes tantalizing as he closed the song, leaving the crowd with a powerhouse belt. 
 Around him the throng of people erupted in cheers and praise, loud screams of Jaskier’s name filled his ear, and Geralt couldn’t even find himself annoyed. To absorbed in the Sapphire like eyes, he lifted his brow, silently asking to see Jaskier again. The singer nodded, catching his lip between his teeth. 
 ‘Later,’ he mouthed, Geralt nodded and stalked off to find another drink, doing little to hide his hard-on. 
 Maybe he was wrong, maybe this night could be spectacular. Maybe that pretty little singer would make it spectacular. 
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diamondcamefromhell · 4 years
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Hello fellow bards
If anyone writes/plans on writing any Jaskier fic, imagine, one shot or whatever pls tag me IN ALL OF THEM
I NEED Jaskier fluff in my life and I am too lazy to write it myself THANK U BYE
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yormp · 4 years
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My hair smells like fancy hair products of the citrus variety and I am very happy
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inexplicifics · 2 years
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The first Bran ask that you responded to was me, Witcherfics is a side blog and I didn't want to use my main. I'm so glad you and others enjoy him!
To me, he does things The Way They Ought to Be Done, even if it's not the right way. That extends to caring for an orphan moose because he ought to have someone to care for him, training the moose for battle because you ought to make use of such a strong beast if you have it, and now pretending to be a statue because it's less work than climbing (fucking Cats) and by all laws of logic it should work.
Not everyone agrees with his logic. Usually, if someone does, it's a Cat.
- Witcherfics
Glorious.
"This makes perfect logical sense!" is exactly how you end up with a battle moose, or a habit of imitating statuary. I love it.
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missingrache · 2 years
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The thing is, the thing is (in addition to my General Eskel Salt which matches, I think, the general mood oh my dash), that we had a big fricking weird magic tree in kaer morhen that maybe also has monster rock in it, we had a leshen-possessed witcher, we had a Weird Leshen that we immediately wasted, we have a witcher sign that works as a magic trap and we had geralt and vesemir vaguely gesturing at wanting to trap and hold leshskel & trying to find a way to help him before going in for the mercy kill instead, we had a final ep entitled Family with tree iconography and a vague gesture at the km witchers being part of ciri’s adoptive family—I feel like these things could have been mooshed together in an Interesting Way??? (It’s a mashup of Uprooted and the Witcher that I’m looking for here, if I’m honest with myself, which is funny given that naomi novik DOeS have some real good witcherfic to her name as astolat, The Moods Match)
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