#wood-eating

[uh25ef7ozv]

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#hidebind #sawlike #supra-angular #monocotyledon #parathormone #Helenka #spell-struck #accensed #antimodel #slumber-wrapt #wickers #wood-eating #diploconical #satiably #supergaiety #rollickingness #Bazine #fuci #unaffirmed #cloud-shaped

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Maymay and beebee

#nitw #night in the woods #mae borowski #bea santello #nitw fanart #nitw bea #nitw mae #night in the wood mae #night in the wood bea #cam eats crayons

[solargeist]

you were never supposed to know !!!

#happy julius caesar day . i give you toxic yuri #cw blood #my art #oc #original #original character #sketching #these two were inspired by some older ocs i had that were originally inspired by caesar and brutus i was having a moment #so technically this is caesar and brutus yuri. but i wont call it that #they did kill each other in a past life tho theyve been reincarnated in a modern day #they were also boys in a past life. toxic yaoi and yuri amen #also angels r trying to end the planet and making the brunette go crazy in the woods she bursts her eardrums and eats raw deer meat

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

head cannon that karl is part lycan so he likes eating raw meat and also another head cannon that ethan stopped eating meat after the events of re7 so ethan is living with some feral man who brings dead animals to his doorstep to try and woo him

(it does not work)

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #ethan is like 'wow i just made a lovely vegetarian soup i cant wait for karl to try it' #and karl just slaps a bleeding chunk of deer onto the table and starts going to town #imagine if he ate like wolves #'daddy where mr heisenberg' #'every friday he goes into the woods to eat a deer remember rosie' #just eats 20 pounds of meat in one day and then doesnt have to eat for a week #ethan will still make meat dishes for rose #he will just make karl handle it until its on the pan and half way cooked #ethan sees raw meat and instantly dies

[sleepiesttoken]

ii’s new touring kit!! it’s so pretty 😙🤌

from ii’s insta 🫶

#sleep token #sleep token worship #sleep token ii #drum stuff #so pretty #i kinda wanna eat that wood if that makes sense #it looks tasty #ii

[grapedemon]

Chonny Jash as a mouse!!

Aka Jouse !!

#the jouse is here to crash in!! #eating others cheeses is his passion!! #funky little guy #mouse #chonny jash #cj #Chonny #Jash #fanart #cccc #chonnys charming chaos compendium #will wood power hour #tomcat disposables #GrapeDemon’s original art

[katabay]

THE SHERIFF AND GUY OF GISBORNE

uh. try to stay with me for a second. so incest motifs are a huge part of medieval lit. you see it in arthuriana cycles, you see it in romances, it's a whole thing.

Incest and the Medieval Imagination, Elizabeth Archibald

so robin hood. both adaptions and the text itself, tend to get interesting with guy of gisborne. and I will say that while I found the media being discussed in this text absolutely fucking insufferable to watch, the discussion on it was delicious, impeccable, show stopping

Mouvance, Greenwood, and Gender in The Adventures of Robin Hood and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Brian J Levy and Lesley Coote

and with regards to discussions on the origin text (which I love and adore forever)

Horseplay: Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne, and the Neg(oti)ation of the Bestial, Stuart Kane

we're. getting to the point, I promise. guy of gisborne and the sheriff in my own "adaption" are not cousins, but brothers in law (fucked up brothers in law are my thing over on my other blog. brutus and cassius? I'm there. caligula and lepidus? all over that, baby!) because I'm aiming for an adjacent transgression.

on the topic of adjacent transgressions and guy's comment in this comic about cannibalism: there's an overlap in various genres of literature, predominantly in branches of horror and tragedy: between cannibalism and incest. (additionally! a lot of texts will take on christian subtexts and allusions, so there's a bonus homoerotic cannibalism discussion happening wrt communion that I'll get into in the future) it's about. chomping. the teeth, you know.

Managing Monsters, Marina Warner

Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban

there's a 100% chance I will revise the sheriff's design at some point, but I wanted to draw the flowers exploding out of the spine so bad

AND FINALLY, the neck focus on guy is half due to his fate in his origin tale (beheaded) and half my own invention: I girl-with-a-green-ribboned him. a little narrative necromancy, if you will.

#long post #outlaws in the woods tag #im sorry for how long this is and also bc its 2am but also i am not sorry. i love medieval literature and horror #the sheriff wants to crawl inside guy's ribcage and eat his lungs #he is. interestingly enough. horrified at what everyone else does to guy's body #its about possession. obsession. who else has the right to eat you etc #im going to go folk catholicism forced sainthood on guy and every second of it is going to be awful for him #i will do narrative necromancy but i will adhere to the rules of the setting and the setting is TERRIBLE #i love it! sorry guy of gisborne. #anyway you guys ever watch showtime's borgias. favorite show. so. so uh. you know that one scene. the---

[local-arcade-rat]

From last nights Walten Files upload

Transcript:

Mr. Kranken

This is Norman, I’m sending you this letter on behalf of our deal between Bunny Smiles and Cyberfun Tech and most importantly, the well-being of our Cyberfun staff. We’ve been getting a lot of complaints about a member of our staff going missing who was highly associated with you and your team. Susan Woodings has been missing for a week now and here in Cyberfun Tech we are working as hard as we can to try and manage to get in contact with her. Is there perhaps any detail you could hand us to help locate our missing employee?

I’m going to be entirely honest with you, Mr. Kranken, and tell you I have a ton of questions and suspicions about whatever is going on with your company. Whatever it is, it’s making both your company and mine look bad to public light so, again, if there’s anything that can help us find Susan, write us back immediately.

Thank you, I’ll see you Monday.

#so much new lore #the Walten files fandom is eating well rn #analog horror #the walten files #jack walten #felix kranken #susan woodings

[goddidntdothis]

The Accident (Artemis aiming above the reeds. )

[ drawn with a broken sax reed ]

#if i tell you this was born out of talking w max about eating wood you just gotta trust me #peter stamatin #farkhad #pathologic #peter be like [kills a man]

[turbourbo]

Has this been done?

#I keep thinking of that textpost about which Hargreeves would survive the Hunger Games #and Klaus is like #And I’m dying second #because I’m not roughing and touching it in the woods #sleeping in trees and eating squirrels #like he’s not even trying to survive the apocalypse #he just won’t stay dead #and ben’s gotta deal with all his whining and complaining #actually how has ben not noticed Klaus dying and reanimating? #the umbrella academy #tua #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[shoe109]

Feeling really normal right now

#invincible #mark grayson #so fucking normal about him guys I promise #barking and vomiting and eating wood right now #pure unmedicated ADHD is coursing through my vains #invincible amazon

[lazari-returns]

He's so fun guys.

#Jeff the killer appreciation post #This is my version of Jeffrey C Hodek btw #Hollow Hodek if you will #I honestly think the character works better as a comedic guy rather than an actual horror character #jeff the killer memes #jeff the killer #jeff the killer art #creepypasta #jeffrey woods #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta art #lazari swann #lazari #lazari creepypasta #i eat pasta for breakfast

[sophiethewitch1]

one thing i dont like about degrees of lewdity is that if the player gets assaulted the npcs just toss them out afterwards. maybe its the yandere brain but if i get nonconned you better realise how absolutely magical my pussy is and hoard me away forever <3 but that's just me

#sophie speaks #degrees of lewdity #tw nsft #tw noncon #idc idc thats just how it should be #wanna write about eden ngl he has. mesmerised me #big burly guy in the woods who just wants a friend who he can eat out whenever he feels like it </3

[laur-rants]

im workin on other stuff but look I drew my first ever azhdarchid by the way do you know how hard it is to spell azhdarchid i still don't know this is all a copy/paste on my part. anyway enjoy this goofy little guy. I love them.

#azhdarchid #paleoart #pterosaur #art #my art #illustrations #my illustrations #in real life i am terrified of these things #but not as terrified as i am of sauropods #but the one in prehistoric planet was so well done #it gave me an actual sense of fear #and i began to wonder if the ancient memory of azhdarchids #stomping around the forests scooping up small prey to eat #isnt what inspires the ideas of siren head or slender man #these tall skinny hulking silent creatures in the woods #standing tall and able to snatch us up #yeah i think azhdarchids left a primal genetic imprint of fear in us #theyre just that powerful #anyway enjoy this goofy guy :3 #and thanks for reading my tags

[naffeclipse]

Slides in.

I have had selkie yn brain rot all day. I just adore seals and selkies so I decided to draw just a lil something for it. I also thought that the little face whiskers seals have are so cute and I bet orclipse would think they tickle since he’s such a big fan of PDA.

Hope you’re doin ok with schoolwork and essays!

I am gobbling this Y/N selkie design up, ahhhh!! You're so right, Eclipse would love their whiskers!! The freckles and flowing hair on Y/N is *mwah*!

Thank you so much for sharing! ♥

#also that little face alsdjflas #anyways eats this art and runs into the woods #no wonder eclipse is dead set on stealing their coat #apex polarity #apex polarity fanart #selkie!reader

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Does MerKiller like cool and shiny thingamabobs? I have plenty of cool and shiny thingamabobs and he can have them all.

Also, how are Dust and Horror in the Mer AU? :0 They can also have thingamabobs. As a treat.

Killer: oooo

Thing Horror Is Eating: very big burger

Nightmare In Killer's Imagination: pat pat

Killer In Nightmare's Imagination: chomp

Bonus Comic: also

#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #nightmare sans #mermaid au #trans led lights #blood #fish #food #get shitty visioned AND colourblinded idiot(s) (Killer and Dust) #despite being experienced in human catching Horror doesn't eat humans #speaking of eating it's funny that anons are safe until Horror realises they're not human #and visa versa for Killer #might make a chart for the different types of mermaids at some point #docks in the mermaid au are bent at the ends because merfolk like climbing up them and their weight makes the wood/metal bend over time #or immediately in some cases #i sure hope nightmare doesn’t fall in at some point or anything #queue