#yeeting it into existence

[laurenkmyers]

Look, I know I owe you an explanation. My behaviour was appalling-

#red white and royal blue #firstprince #red room #rwrb #rwrbedit #rwarbedit #firstprinceedit #mine #oh my god the way henry yeeted into that bookcase will #never #not #be #the funniest thing in all of existence

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[mosaickiwi]

Soft - Light

Your attempt to cook on a date night goes from bad to worse when the lights go out. Redacted always has you covered, though. 900ish words, GN reader as per usual c:

14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI

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"I definitely did something wrong," you muttered and wrinkled your nose at your creation.

"Hmm, maybe they just look like that?" Ren unhelpfully commented from behind you, hovering just as close as always. You didn't have to see his face to know he was grinning. 

"You know what they look like." Smoke began rising from the pan, accompanied by a rather burnt smell as you desperately tried to wriggle the spatula under the lumpy, oversized pancake. All you managed to do was tear its dark brown edges to a mess and reveal the insides—somehow still raw with bits of unmixed batter. You sighed and switched off the burner, turning around to dump the hot pan in the sink and blast it under the faucet. Rather half-heartedly, you scrubbed at the surface. “Breakfast for dinner shouldn't be this hard.”

They watched you with amusement as the water immediately sizzled and steamed from the pan. Curiously, he picked up the box of pancake mix at the stove, turning it in his hands. "You know I'd love t'help, Angel, but…" he trailed off and you could easily fill in the blank.

"You'd do a lot worse, yeah." You quickly gave up on saving the cookware and moved to your boyfriend's side, peering at the box in his hand. Your eyes narrowed on a few words in the first step of instructions. Prepare a nonstick skillet or griddle. One glance back at the shiny metal mistake soaking in the sink told you right away: it was doomed from the start. "You know what? I don’t care. Let’s just order—"

A sudden crack of thunder drowned out your voice and you jumped. The evening sky was perfectly clear when Ren arrived, but the weather in Corland Bay loved to change on a dime. You could hear rain pelt harshly against the windows in the living room as another thunderous roar boomed, much louder than the first. Only a second passed before the lights flickered and died to shroud the apartment in darkness.

“Are you kidding me!?” came Violet’s muffled scream of frustration through the walls. She must’ve been in the middle of a very important gaming session.

You clung to the dark-haired hacker's arm as your eyes took their time adjusting in the dark. He didn't seem all that phased though, casually wrapping an arm around you while he pulled out his phone. The kitchen was tinted in a faint glow from the screen. You expected him to turn on the flashlight like any normal human would, but he began scrolling through a delivery app.

"Ren," you started, utterly confused by his actions. "Who do you think is going to deliver in a storm when their power is out?"

"The whole bay isn't out. Look," he said and carefully guided you into the living room with a nod towards the windows.

He took a seat while you drew back the curtain to peek. Sure enough, most of Corland was lit up like usual. In fact, it only seemed like your apartment building and a few adjacent ones were completely dark. Another point in the long list against your landlord for being cheap.

The lights from outside weren't much, but you could see a lot better once the curtain was open completely. You walked back over to the couch and Ren immediately held his arms open for you, still searching his phone. 

His hair tickled against your cheek as he pulled you into his lap and rested his chin on your shoulder. "Y'liked the place we ordered from last weekend, right? Wanna try 'em again?” 

"Yeah," you answered and settled against them. He turned his cheek to place a quick kiss on your neck before reading the options aloud. His voice was a soft whisper, blended with the now gentle patter of rain against glass. Their hand rubbed careful circles on your back to soothe you. It was more than enough to put you at ease in his embrace, the disaster in the sink long forgotten.

Quiet minutes passed as he spoke and you responded silently in turn. The barely there nods or shakes of your head you made were all you could muster as exhaustion caught up. He finished up the order and soon you were pressing yourself further against the warmth of their body.

He made no comment when you maneuvered in his lap, merely tilting his chin up to welcome the kiss you needed. The phone slipped from his hand not a moment later. You felt the shape of his smile against your lips and giggled softly at his reaction. It was sweet to know how much he always wanted you. Cool fingers came to rest at your thigh as you kissed him once more, then pulled back.

"Tired?" he asked and looked up at you with a smile, leaning into your hand that traced along the shell of his ear. The faint light filtering through the window caught on his piercings when you pushed his bangs back.

"Mhmm," you said with a lazy nod. "Still gonna kiss you 'til the food's here, though."

"Lucky me." He tugged you forward, gentle as could be, and softly kissed the corner of your mouth as he mumbled, "Yippee."

The surprised laugh you let out was only muffled by the fevered press of their lips.

#14 days with you #14dwy redacted #14dwy ren #14dwy #momo writing #apologies for i am incapable of not making them be gross and silly #but SOFT! what LIGHT through yonder window breaks? #it is the east and [REDACTED] is the sun that shines upon my one braincell #also violet is me hitting enrage on FFXIV savage weeklies before my wifi yeets itself out of existence #also does a cut AFTER a few lines of the fic work or do some ppl prefer being entirely surprised??

[disastress-i-guess]

#its the boi #fun fact i drew this while listening to anamarie forcino's video about Matt Walsh being clueless about asexuality #i didnt purposefully pick that video it was in my watch later and auto played #but anyways #being an ace drawing an ace while listening to some guy tslk about how aces dont exist was quite the experience #if i wasnt drawing this i probably woyld have yeeted my laptop out the window #anyways anamarie forcino is a queen and you should check out her videos #and matt walsh can go fuck himself #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki fanart #saiki no psi nan #saiki k #kusuo saiki #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #why am i getting pissed over something from like what a whole year ago

[rarepears]

Gojo Satoru going "oh, you're just another annoying monkey" to Palpatine before he yeets the Sith out of existence with Purple. Then he goes back to his (dessert) food tour in Star Wars.

Fastest fix it fic ever.

#star wars #star wars ideas #palpatine #gojo satoru #jjk #jjk ideas #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru yeets palpatine out of existence AU

[h2oaffirmations]

#i affirm #yanno what i just really don’t like making posts from season 3 because then i acknowledge it’s existence #except for bella #we love bella #but everything else can YEET honestly #h2o just add water

[favouritefi]

Self care is blocking every annoying post in the Izzy tag. Yeeted from the clown court.

#one time I did this and someone asked me about it on Twitter #firstly weird to chase me down like that #secondly foolish of you to make me aware of your existence on multiple platforms #now you’re blocked on both #yeet

[mysticcomfort]

#they just wanted to read #it was important too #don’t turn your back to him #he just gets closer #safe v/ore #safe vore #soft vore #vore art #soft v/ore #sdfhgssfghgddfgg #I’ve never made something like this before I hope it turned out alright #male pred #also that very much scared the life out of Myst #touch them without warning and they just yeet out of existence #it’s okay if they know you #if they don’t they will be dying inside and want to leave #Florians eyes go weeeee

[pocketramblr]

Ask game where izuku time travel and somehows saves hawks which leads for massive hero worship of him

1- izuku is yeeted backwards through time and crashes outside the shanty Tomie and Keigo lived in. Tomie hides and, curious, Keigo peaks outside to see a darkly costumed hero in a torn cape and cowl sparking lightning and spasming bits of darkness. he thinks that is very cool but also probably dangerous, ready to fly off.

Izuku, who looks around and has no idea where he is, sees the shack and heads closer to try and see if anyone is there and can tell him where he is

2- Tomie freaks and grabs Keigo to run, but Izuku is able to pretty easily catch up and pull out his hero license, apologizing for the scare and getting halfway through asking where he is when he stops because either Hawks has a secret lovechild that Shoto and Fumikage are going to go crazy about, or, this kid is just Hawks. which means he's time traveled. And he knows exactly what's going to go down, how the commission botches the war arc, leading him directly to the runnaway arc he was in the middle of- not to mention Keigo is like, six years old right now and looks just like all the other small kids Izuku's helped before.

3- Izuku is like "Hey, actually, can i like, buy you some food? or we can go to a safehouse? from your villain husband/father that i know about?" and that spooks Tomie enough that she tells Keigo to fly away as fast as he can, but he comes back in under a minute to help her, only to see Izuku letting her go back inside the house, and muttering to himself about how to help them.

He could try to hunt down All Might, but he doesn't know if his number is the same this far back, or the ramifications of dealing with time, or if Gran Torino will believe him, or if his teacher has even started at UA at this point, and Keigo lands and says he sounds like he knows a lot of heroes.

Danger Sense didn't warn Izuku and he's startled, but nods, saying the problem is a lot of them don't know him yet.

4- Izuku thinks about it for a while with the vestiges as he takes Keigo into town and brings food back to the home for dinner, figuring out what he should do because none of them know what to do about time travel. Eventually, he decides to take Third's advice- he doesn't know any heroes that will believe him or can risk causing a paradox with, but he does know a hero he can blackmail whose life choices he probably can't make any worse.

To say that Endeavor is surprised when some stranger waving a hero license in the air and carrying two civilians with his quirk lands in his front yard is an understatement.

5- Izuku gets Enji to talk with him in his office while he shoves Tomie and Keigo at Rei and the three todokids, telling him everything- that he's from the future, that he can prove it with a lot of information that he really shouldn't have and a very legit license from the future, and that if Izuku is about right about when he time traveled, Rei is very recently pregnant with Shoto so Enji better get it together before Touya tries to kill the infant threatening to replace him as central piece in the mini eugenics experiment he decided to run. He tells him off for caring about the ranking system more than the reason heroes exist, warns him that he should probably see if he can stop the commission from training the kid they currently are training to be their super illegal and immoral assassin before she snaps and kills the president, and then decides 'oh what the hell, predictions of death have been great motivators in mine and All Might's experience!' and tells Enji that unless he wants to be killed by a quirk affected Shoto minutes after killing Touya, he'll prevent that future by changing things right now.

Izuku leaves the office with a stunned Enji and announces that Endeavor oh so kindly offered to make sure that Tomie and Keigo have safe housing and food. He ruffles Keigo's hair, tells him that he should be proud of working so hard to improve his quirk so quickly that he's practically faster than Izuku, who was so bad with his quirk originally that it was out of control and broke his own bones, recommends Touya look into Sheild Industries for support tech, waves at a shy Fuyumi, and then slips the kids a phone number for absolute emergencies with the passcode 'one for all' written on it. Then he leaves.

Keigo watches him go and announces that he must be the greatest hero ever, and Keigo is going to be just like him one day.

Touya takes offense since obviously Endeavor is the greatest hero and then Touya will be. Keigo looks at the still stunned Enji, then back at the very cool multi quirk silhouette, and decides that Touya's tastes cannot be trusted.

+1- Several years later, Endeavor watches the sports festival and pulls out his phone, calling Touya and only saying "no" because he knows that Touya is also watching and seeing the bone breaking kid who looks just like the hero from ages ago. Touya protests that he didn't want the kid for internships anyway, just thought he must be that old heroe's son. Enji goes 'nah, it's him, before he time traveled' and does not elaborate even as Touya asks if he's joking. Keigo is already filing the paperwork for the internship, and says he already knew that, because Izuku muttered a lot- but he's not going to let him vanish without a word this time! not to mention, his agency is going to be the one to make the first official merch that Keigo has been dying to collect for over a decade now. Touya questions Keigo's tastes, and Izuku ends up picking another agency.

#v possible time traveling izuku killed afo off screen in the past #or that he tried but couldn't find him before being yeeted back #or that he ceased to exist as a result of changing history who knows! #keigo does end up getting that first official piece of merch tho #it goes next to all his little homemade ones #anon #pocket talks to people #ask game

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

can we talk about gem just fucking glitching out when gravity exists like that’s such a funny concept to imagine in universe imagine if you’re chilling with your good friend and fellow supervillain immortal nightmare creature and then when you drop something she’s just like. gone. and then five seconds later she’s back and very annoyed at you. that’s such a hilarious concept to imagine.

#geminitay just gets yeeted from existence and she has to do like 100 years in the Nonexistence Zone #(she’s a hermit she just breaks out immediately with some insane usage of minecraft mechanics) #hermitcraft

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

there’s something so funny about phil tagging his posts with #dan and phil . like you ARE dan and phil wdym #dan and phil?¿?¿ he’s just like us fr

#/j #dan and phil #i’m just being stupid let me do my thing #it’s wild that dan and phil are dan and phil like #like dan and phil say “dan and phil” in their daily life and that refers to THEM #imagine #i would not be able to handle the existential weight of being a brand #having my name also be a brand?? girl my name already gives me existential crises (like what the fuck is a name and how is that me??) #tbf everything gives me an existential crisis #breathing makes me question my existence #like have you ever thought about breathing? and how weird it is? i’m doing it right now. wild. #i don’t do drugs or drink i’m just naturally like this #dnp #phan #yeet my deet #daniel howell #dan howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp

[pa-rou]

throwing a bebe at u. wait, no-

#esmp #empires smp #do NOT yeet the child #he says as he makes the child the most throwable thing in existance #parou sketches

[hannibalussy]

"omg how could Will be so blind and not realize Hannibal was in love with hi-" HE TRIED TO SAW HIM THROUGH HIS SKULL I THINK THERE'S ROOM FOR REASONABLE DOUBT

#oh he made him soup when he was sick- #THE SOUPS INGREDIENTS ALL MADE HIS ENCEPHALITIS WORSE YOU FOOL #THAT MISCHIEVOUS LITHUANIAN FUCKER WAS ALWAYS AT ONE STEP AWAY FROM YEETING WILL FROM THIS PLANES EXISTENCE #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK IT'S OBVIOUS #ok yeah ur right it was kinda on the nose

[citruscore]

*snaps awake* is yeet bigley still alive

#dndads #yeet bigley #name that sucks so bad. maybe ill refine this design later i just remembered he exists and got so excited

[springvaletales]

The mighty dragon tried once again to free himself, heaving with all his strength against his prison. But the rocks held firm, and no matter how his claws tore at the earth - turning soil and stone alike - he could not slip free. With a frustrated huff that shook the trees nearby, the young brass dragon slumped his body to the ground, leaving his lower half still trapped in the hillside tunnel he’d tried to squeeze through.

Nearby, just outside the reach of scraping claws, a figure shifted their position on a roadside fence rail, and leaned their elbows over their knees.

“I told you you couldn’t fit through like that.” Michael said with a smirk he didn’t bother to hide. The dragon narrowed yellow eyes at the amused human, and snorted in his direction.

“Oh, shut up….” Vashael grumbled irritably.

#open rp #dnd rp #dnd open rp #fantasy rp #The Face on the Copper Coin - Vashael #The Warlock Without a Patron - Michael #((*yeets post into existence*))

[jeysbaby]

I refuse to believe that this man exists and is not made by AI

#jey uso #Have you ever imagined it is really made by AI and everyone who has seen jey believed that it exists but actually not? #jimmy uso #i love him #yeet #main event jey uso #i’m gonna cry #the usos #i love my life