#yes im a genius

[hijackalx]

NSFW GORTASH HEADCANON

gortash likes to make all kinds of crazy mechanical doodads yes? imagine him making the worlds first vibrator just for dark urge LMAO. imagine him making all kinds of sex toys for durge to use……

like something about them using an object he made to get off with is so hot to him. he’ll want to watch. if theyre not together he’ll want them to write about it in the letters they exchange. and post

* EDIT no cuz him sitting at his desk late at night designing and creating stuff to make them feel good is extremely endearing and perverted and hot. like he made that !!!!! personally !!! with his hands !!!! he thought about stuff they would like and drew it out and made it !!!!!! my man so talented i need him

#yes im a genius #maybe he’d also make the kind that he can control while theyre wearing it #no not maybe i KNOW he would #enver gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #enver gortash x dark urge #durgetash #dark urge x gortash #my headcanons

[denfucker]

i truly see in my mind an episode about macs online boyfriend. mac comes into the bar, yelling that he has news, AMAZING news, and he gets the typical unenthusiastic reactions, but he doesnt care and announces he has a PROPER BOYFRIEND NOW. he describes this perfect boyfriend, how they have similar interests (karate and god), how he thinks mac is totally a bear and a beefcake and so hot, etc etc, and one of them asks for a picture of this Perfect Guy and mac is like. "Well technically i havent seen him yet BUT TRUST ME GUYS hes totally legit, i did a virtual ocular patdown😎". so the gang starts yelling at him about catfishes and scammers and mac rolls his eyes and says "guys, i think id know if i was getting scammed, and trust me, this isnt it-" and then you cut to the title screen and it reads "Mac Gets Scammed"

#and it turns out dennis is the one scamming him #yes im a genius #predicting episodes left and right B) #mac mcdonald #macdennis #iasip #sunny sweet 16 #iasip s16

[projecttirnanog]

i think when (copium) asuka gets added to the gg strive roster he should be the only character to have an instakill and it should be called autism stare and it looks like this . daisuke hmu

#yes im a genius #I love his autistic transmasc catboy swag #asuka r kreuz #asuka r. kreutz #asuka r kreutz #guilty gear strive #guilty gear #ggst #text

[bloodyrawsweet]

the end of 'bones and all' if they played strangers by ethel cain

#lee screaming and ethel screaming at the same time. on loop in my brain 24/7 #i cant listen to the end of this song without picturing this scene theyre just connected in my mind #</3 still not over this movie and never will be btw #first edit ever yes im not an editing genius but i do not care i had to do it #ethel cain #bones and all #bones and all edit

[lil-beanz000]

@banana-jar-studio an I were brain storming an yep another Au was born >.<" I swear its the last AU >.>""" They really got me going tho on this idea <3

I am obsessed with the idea of fashion, makeup, jewelry, modeling so why not mix the obsession with my other ~ the boiz, I'm also just not a fan of the shells being covered (Time to let those babies out to shine!) Anywhooo~~~~ Have the concepts I was workin on awhile ago of how the tops would work. Raph was more thought out as I wanted his wear to be more durable for his rough exterior.

aaa srry I go hide in ma hole an draw more~

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #tmnt #fashion au #lol ill come up with a better name #0-0 yes they have peircings #banana the amazing genius thought of Donnies eyebrow one #im weak for gold looks #will contain ma self

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oh yea um

Sundown "Sunny" Summer (lazy) ref!

#IM FINALLY HAPPY WITH HER COLORS!!!! #SORRY ABOUT THE STARS. I WAS IN SALLY MODE AND FORGOT WHAT NORMAL STAR SHAPES ARE #AND IM TOO LAZY TO GO BACK AND FIX IT <3 #also shoutout to akemi for inspiring the lil chains connecting the stars. pure Genius if i may! #but yes! she finally looks like a sunset! #and she'll mesh with ryan better <3 #her legs wont disappear when she rides him!!! #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #puppet oc #my beloved little showman <3 #there are so many things wrong with her <3 #i cant believe the worst people ever are going to simultaneously fix her and make her Worse in new fun festive ways....

[driedmosquito]

help girl im stuck in the spiral domain Halp Halp Halp!!!!!!!!

#the magnus archives #tma #michael shelley #michael distortion #hey so fun fact. #if you invert the drawing his right eye will resemble a yellow door #yes im mad yes im crazy and insane. what about it #im just a genius. ok

[manmadedonut]

datasha au where everything is the same but yar sings i wont say im in love with worf/wesley/troi/riker as the backup singers

#datasha #data soong #tasha yar #star trek #im such a genius #itll be really funny because #yar really dont like to say shes in love with an android #after the naked now #she knows its not possible #but shes just so in love with him #IMAGINE WORF ACTUALLY SINGING THO? #geordi trying to be the best bro as he drags data #he drags him and tries to tell him that yar is 'in love' with him #data is just standing there confused and calculating what's the name of the song #wherein yar is singing #actually think that yar is good at singing though #in the end of the au data is just #'yes'

[cosmicdorito]

"hozier my cottagecore lesbian bog man" shut the fuck up

#hozier #sorry youve got me in a mood about him #like yes hes a white man!!! but he knows that!!!! #hes using his privilege and power and position to talk about these things!!!! #if you dont listen to nina cried power and get the sense of like fighting cops what are you doing #he uses his place and privilege and fame combined with his lyrical genius to talk about social injustice #it just so happens that his style is very acoustic indie and the cottagecore bitches eat that shit up without a second thought #he is trying to make people aware of how fucked up the world is!!! #he is literally screaming 'im your favourite indie white man so please listen to what im saying!!!' #read that last one and tell me where the cottagecore is!! its not there bitch!!!!

[magic-glasses]

Chat I love rarepairs with a passion and y’all gotta hear me out on this

#it came to me in a vision #what is their ship name #uhm #smokeymelody #YES #im a genius chat #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #ninjago cinder #ninjago sally

[qwingfish]

Soundwave's children except I made them lil people on 2 legs

#juladi draws #maccadam #transformers #rumble and frenzy #tf ravage #ratbat #buzzsaw #UUUUUHHH so i have a lot of feeling about these little bitches okay #I know they all look weird but like fuck it #they look more appealing to me and my tastes and thats all that matters XD #yes ravage is supposed to look like nightbird- its because im a genius

[murdermitties]

you haven't already, can you draw Tawnypelt? she's a favorite of mine and I love your designs^^

Tawnypelt

#tawnypaw #tawnypelt #thunderclan #shadowclan #warrior cats #wc #warriors designs #warrior cats designs #me on my big tiger daughter agenda #she deserves the be the hottest bitch in town #also not me making her more of a tiger clone than bramble #cuz i think im peak comedic genius #semi based on a real tortie i once met #ALSO??? idk why i gave both moth and tawny masks?? its now leopards family trait #also tawny get fucking blank eyes cuz ye

[trashcanfills]

Genshin Impact x Reader - Being an absolute Genius Invocation TCG nerd

Feat. Itto, Cyno (of course), and Kaeya because those are the ones I know who are into the game. Can be seen as mostly platonic but I added a bit of optional romance headcanons at the end for each character. Reader here is gender-neutral.

Ok so I’m getting some brain worms today in the form of the genius invocation tcg event like bruh

As someone who loves the card game and gets REALLY into it, can you imagine a reader agt the genshin cast while playing? Reader who’s such a dedicated player that they know the strats, the meta, and different deck playstyles. Reader who goes to the Cat’s Tail to hang out with fellow players and duels them on the daily enough that they have a reputation for being a pro.

It would be even more hilarious if they don’t exactly advertise this hobby (cough obsession) at all to anyone else outside the game, but the moment someone engages them in a duel or they go into places like the Cat’s Tail where many other players gather, or they attend any tcg related event? They go hardcore mode.

Itto sees you buying the latest tcg cards and he saunters up to you, bragging about how good he is at the game in an attempt to impress you lmao. Your curiosity is piqued and thus decide to challenge Itto for the funsies. At that, the oni is all “ho ho ho sure but don’t get too upset when I win, alright?”

Except you wipe his deck off the floor and Itto is. Flabbergasted while you try not to laugh too hard at his reaction. Like bruh even his gang spectating the duel had lost their hopes of their boss winning at all when they witness how outmatched Itto is against you the whole game. Itto’s character cards are all gone and yet only ONE of your character cards has taken some damage. That’s how skewed the matchup was.

Of course, as it is with Itto, expect him to challenge you again and again until he gets a win. In the meantime, you start coaching Itto about the game more, help to optimise his deck, and point out his mistakes and what he could have done better. Itto is an eager student and is in awe when you explain the strats and reasoning behind them. Itto isn’t exactly the brightest but damn even he can see that you know what the fuck you’re doing (if he’s crushing on you he’ll think that’s hot af. You’re so amazing?? And he gets to learn and spend time with you hehe totally not part of his master plan to get closer to you).

The moment Cyno notices you have a tcg deck, he’s going to immediately challenge you. Cyno goes all out and dramatic in calling out his challenge, as how it’s done in those card game medias. He absolutely HAS to battle any fellow tcg player since he’s that hardcore of a tcg nerd. The two of you will eventually engage in a duel (if you’re in a public place, expect to attract a LOT of attention because Cyno is too well known as the general mahamatra AND a proud tcg gamer). The man even narrates some of his actions while playing since he’s that much of a fucking dork. How adorable.

It’s a tense yet action-packed match. Cyno is a very good player, but evidently so are you. Spectators (if you guys are somewhere public) are starting to exchange bets on who would win. No one knows who’s going to come out on top because the two of you are so evenly matched that it could go either way. Cyno has that determined glint in his eyes as he figures out ways to beat you, yet somehow you anticipate his strategy and neutralise it, and vice versa.

Regardless of who wins though, it’s by a close margin. Cyno extends an invitation to play more matches with you whenever he’s free. How could he not when he just had the most thrilling duel of his life? You take up on his offer, since there are few players who can go toe-to-toe with you, and you can recognise that Cyno is a fellow tcg nerd like you. Boy, you two are going to get along so well. I can imagine both of you having conversations about the card metas and deckbuilding, which can sound like absolute nonsense to anyone who isn’t as hardcore abt the game. (And if Cyno has a crush on you, rip Tighnari because he has to witness the man blunders about in trying to earn your affections - keyword: TRY - and the fennec fox hybrid facepalms when Cyno keeps using tcg as a incredibly convenient excuse to hang out with you. For love of Lesser Lord Kusanali-)

Kaeya somehow picks up the fact that you’re into tcg (even if you don’t bring it up to him at all, he will know thanks to his ability to get others to share info with him, and some ppl might have mentioned you being an absolute BEAST at the game). So what does he do about it? Bring it up to you, of course, and ask if you wanna play a round or two.

Note that Kaeya isn’t a full-on hardcore nerd about the game. That’s not his thing. He doesn’t exactly know the ins and outs of the cards, but he has an incredibly strategic mindset that helps him beat most players. How else do you think he got to the final round in the tcg event competition? Still, Kaeya is absolutely intrigued when you match up against him, and said intrigue increases when you’re clearly winning. Seems like it’s true when he heard those rumors of you being an expert in tcg. He’s full on smirking when you beat him, and he claps slowly while congratulating you on your win and complimenting your skills (yet with the way he’s acting, it seems like he’s won somehow).

After that match, Kaeya will occasionally play a few rounds of tcg with you in his free time. I mean, he gets to sharpen his mind, hang out with you, gain information and be entertained. An all-round plus in his book. (And if somehow Kaeya has feelings that a biit more than platonic towards you, he’s going to use tcg as a way to get closer to you. Heck, he might even start paying closer attention to your tips and strategies to formulate a game plan. Be wary if he makes a bet with you through tcg, cus that means he’s got something planned. And if he happens to win the game and the bet? Well, hope you don’t mind doing a favor for him in the form of a kiss, maybe even a dinner date.

#genshin impact x reader #itto x reader #kaeya x reader #cyno x reader #arataki itto x reader #genius invokation tcg #if u cant tell I made this cus I realised there arent many posts whereby reader is a dedicated tcg player #and in those fics when reader plays agt the characters they lose lol #i mean thats fine cus some ppl do relate to that and dont play the card game well #but this is for my fellow tcg addicts who love the card game #yes im one of those who loves the big update cus NOW I GET TO CHALLENGE MORE CHARACTERS MWAHHAHAHAHAH #i am one of those bitches who uses a freeze deck sorry #if only I can play agt the genshin characters rather than their ai :(((( like I wanna see how i compare #ai sucks cus I have seen too many occasions where they fuck up #ah whelp

[imperfectcourt]

I need more morosexual Andrew in my life

I need more clueless Neil in my life

I need a combination morosexual Andrew clueless Neil in my life

#aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #yes im a math genius neil truther #but i am also a dingdong jock neil truther #in that he gers so in his head he does not keep up with certain conversations #or his adhd brain goes too fast when in a conversation #and either way results in him either spacing out or giving the stupidest responses #matt: have you said the l word with andrew? #neil: lesbians? #andrew: god i cant believe im in lesbians with this idiot

[joblessquinoa]

Extraordinary Attorney Woo features an autistic female lead who loves whales and doesn't know how to return hugs, a male lead played by Kang Tae Oh, and a secondary character who regularly misses out on fun and important events because of moderate to severe gastrointestinal issues. Like this drama was literally made for me.

#i know its only been two episodes guys but im really impressed with the writinf #writing* #i know there are misgivings about her being a genius but overall the show's writing is very nuanced #in showing that yes maybe shes good at memorizing law but she still has her own unique issues to overcome #but she also isn't singled out in having unique issues because they included a character with GI problems #who has to eat porridge at the company dinner because her stomach is weak #like !!!!! #anyway im enjoying this one so far #extraordinary attorney woo #woo young woo #tldr as a neurodivergent person who experiences frequent gastrointestinal distress and is in love with kang taeoh i feel so seen

[undefeatablesin]

You know what? Fuck you. *Bloodbornes your Pinnochio again*

#sin scribbles #(hi im back from finishing ng++ on lies of p and now i have nothing left to do so my vacation in krat is over) #(ive since changed my mind. now i have literally every amulet every weapon and a grand total of 420 levels LMAO MAYBE I WILL DO THE DLC!!!) #(when the dlc eventually and inevitably comes out that is) #(but for now i have returned to yharnam and thought itd be funny to do a pino run bc i am simple and easily pleased.) #(watch the joke fully be on me when i get attached to this hunter and he just becomes his own thing tho LMAO) #(ahhhh....bloodborne. i missed ye dearly) #(as much fun as i ended up having with lop once entering ng+ lmao) #(oh yeah my new adhd meds came in today so wish me luck!! i may be finally able to return to my art properly now!!!! AAAAAAA) #(should i livestream the pinnochio run 😂 i feel like that would be fun. i still mean to start streaming i just been...so waylaid) #(so much has happened!!!) #(unironically love this boi already tho tbf) #(he does have his freckles.....) #(as much as i love ruza and aloysha and as much love as i put into their profiles omg they are kitted out 2 the max) #(did you see people modding the bloodborne gear into lop tho lmao genius stuff i love mods i wish i had the pc version tbf) #(ANYWAY HI!!! OMG HOW ARE YOU ALL i feel like its been years since i was actually active here sobs) #(adhd is a hell of a curse for my hubris)