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mikoyote · 10 days
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Rise and rise and rise and rise and shine!
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secret-engima · 4 years
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Have the SS Glaive already met the Taur Glaive? (And how does the Dissidia go down in the Taur verse anyway? Are they taken to a taur Dissidia or a normal Dissidia?)
Ohhhhh no, no they have NOT met the Taur Glaive yet which is a crying shame. I won’t touch on it too much rn because I do want to answer the Dissidia half of your ask sometime this century but like:
So much confusion.
The human glaives have more feral instinct than the glaives with animal halves and it’s weirding out all parties. The Nyx’s stare and point at each other (because one is human male and the other is fem coeurltaur) SS!Lib has a supreme moment of confusion when he has to look UP to lock gazes with his half-horse (HALF-HORSE) self. Amissa finds everything highly amusing.
In general both sets of glaives get along because Amissa and both Titus’s are there (also Titus and Moose!Titus have a really long staring contest because while SS!Titus is Tol, Moose!Titus is even Tol-er and also has a snoozing Ardyn loaf on his back) to ensure no fighting happens. While the Regis’s slowly lose their minds (and human Regis gets stabbed in the feels at the sight of Aulea), the two glaives are just- chillin’. Comparing notes. Getting confused over taur biology and secondary genders respectively.
At one point Taur Cor shows up, takes one look at his human counterpart lounging against Amissa’s side in a surprisingly lionlike pose despite his lack of a lion half and gets … curious. He challenges Amissa to a fight. Ardyn raises her head from her nap in curiosity, Amissa just laughs.
All the glaives place bets on the person from their dimension, but it’s the SS!Glaive that win the bets because Amissa has dealt with a LOT of enemies, beast and man alike and a Taur isn’t quite weird enough to throw her off guard. Taur!Cor is a Shock. SS!Cor is a Pride. Ardyn immediately hops down from Titus’s back, surprising everyone with the revelation that she’s female since she isn’t wearing enough layers to disguise it, and trots over to Amissa to chat excitedly with a fellow S/O of Cor Leonis. Amissa just rolls with it since “rolling with it” is basically her default setting.
The Nyx’s somehow get into shenanigans together, with SS!Nyx gleefully hitching a ride on Taur!Nyx’s back at one point to escape (the Libertus’s) the consequences.
The Taur counterparts are still weirded out by how … feral their counterparts are. How they alternate from two legs (weird) to four limbs (which includes their hands and thus is even weirder) without so much as blinking.
The Taur’s debate for a WHILE over what Amissa’s Taur half would be, just because everyone else has a counterpart but she doesn’t. The SS!Glaives all insist she’d be a dragon, even after they’re told only LCs and Oracles could be dragons. Their Mamai is epic and dangerous and deserves to be a dragon. Fite Them.
Dissidia is Great™. The Taur’s totally get yote into the more canon Dissidia where no one else is a Taur, just for the sheer confusion (and to save me having to come up with the Taur half of all the other champions thank you). There is SO MUCH CONFUSION on both sides because “Taur???? Not Taur????” Like- Nox and Ardyn are pretty chill with it since they used to be humans, but the humans are like “half-dragons????????” and Regis and Noctis are like “where the rest of your legs???????” and it’s all very comical. Seph and Nox still end up being buds, with Sephiroth taking a nap at one point with his head pillowed against Nox’s side under his wing while Nox instinctively cat curled around him and tangled his tail around Seph’s hands. Cloud was quietly losing his mind over in the far corner.
Regis and Ardyn give rides to the human kiddos like Onion Knight, Terra, etc. They can’t help it, the instinct to Dad and Aunt respectively is too strong.
The fight with the planes gorger is 70% more epic with fire (and lightning) breathing dragon-taurs on the field. Regis is doing more swoops and spins than he has since he was twenty and honestly LOVING it while Ardyn is gleefully flitting around the monster’s head, raining armiger down on it and snarking the entire time. Nox is basically flying artillery because of how much magic he has and Noctis is so fast at one point even Sephiroth loses track of him in the melee.
Meanwhile, via Crystal-o-vision, the various Taur Shields plus Aulea, Nyx, and Ignis are LOSING THEIR MINDS. REGIS LOOK OUT. ARDYN STOP FLYING RIGHT PAST THE MONSTER’S FANGS YOU’LL GET EATEN AT THIS RATE. NOX HOW ARE YOU STILL SPAMMING FIRE SPELLS AREN’T YOU TIRED YET GET TO A SAFE DISTANCE YOU MORON. NOCTIS DON’T YOU DARE -.
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mikoyote · 6 months
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Loaf has another costume this year, will it be scary this time??
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mikoyote · 6 months
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Birthdays in the desert are lonely, but not as lonely thanks to y'all
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mikoyote · 1 year
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The anatomy of a Loaf
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Something is a bit off in the desert today...
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Two Loafs have an engaging conversation
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Loaf does the Maxwell dance!
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Awww look at the little loaf...
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Teaching Loaf Tricks
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mikoyote · 1 year
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If you grill a Loaf a cheese...
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mikoyote · 1 year
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The three types of Bread Rolls
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Oh Christmas....Tree???
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Loaf is ready for Halloween!
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mikoyote · 1 year
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Hey look, Loaf finally learned a trick! :D
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