#SE asks

[secret-engima]

I recently found this one soulmate fic where every time you loose something, it ends up with your soulmate.

Now please imagine how Interesting this might get in Nox verse, considering that both Nox and Ardyn have propensity for displacing their cell phones.

(Drautos tries to call Ardyn to report something important that he just learned in Niflheim. Except Ardyn is Not Answering for the longest time. After twenty minutes he finally gets through and opens with very cranky "How difficult it is to answer your phone, you bloody idiot?".

". . . Drautos?" says a Very Confused Cor who just found this random cell in his sock drawer.)

*wheezes*

That would be honestly so funny, especially if it happens with platonic soulmates and not just romantic ones.

Nox at least is *decentish* about not losing his stuff because he has armiger but that also means whenever he finds a Random Item in his camp he just assumes it's his somehow and tucks it away into armiger and forgets it exists so it is a VERY one-sided exchange most of the time when it comes to losing stuff.

He does wonder the first time he realizes some of the products he is finding in his possession are noticeably Feminine Oriented. And then depending on whether he knows soulmates are a thing or not this could lead to some very distressed shenanigans on his part.

Meanwhile Nyx is always kind of ecstatic when she finds something that isn't hers in the apartment because FINALLY. How organized IS her soulmate that he never loses anything ever?

Nox: *walking disaster vibes only staved off by his magic mary poppins level handbag*

I have no idea if you intended Cor and Ardyn to be romantic soulmates or platonic but I think platonic is WAY funnier so Cor just- finding a very battered unknown cellphone in his drawer and answering it and being- Drautos? Who are you calling?

Drautos: *internal screaming intensifies*

#SE asks #raven-6-10 asks #Secret Engima Rambles #Nox verse #soulmates #laugh tag

[alphabetcompletionist]

you lack any and all value. You are an extremely annoying blogger that contributes zero actual worth to the website. Why don't you just quit. Pick up a stick and beat yourself with it.

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26/26

#and per se and #pangram ratings #for people coming in from the future: i asked for this one #genuinely liking that last line

[sevicia]

At first it didn't bother me when people used "delulu" so freely cause I was like whatever it's not THAT harmful but I have seen it used SO often that it's started to annoy the shit outta me like none of these people even know what delusion ACTUALLY is. Delusion is not the cute little hopeful voice that tells you they're interested because they made eye contact with you, delusion is waking up one day knowing, being absolutely convinced, that your parents' bedroom is a portal to another dimension, that all your friends are paid actors, that animals don't exist and are actually robots with cameras for eyes, and those are just the ones that I have personally experienced and was able to snap out of with lots of help and without hurting myself or anyone around me.

It's actually so fucking annoying to see people being like "may your delulu becone trululu 😋👍" like if you knew what delusion actually is, how hopeless and paranoid and confused it makes you feel, you would not be saying that. I have known of people who became convinced their families were demons, or that they themselves were possessed, and then ended up committing serious crimes. But no. It's all fun and games, and being "delulu" is cute and quirky.

#son los mismos weones y weonas q graban a la gente q habla sola en metro o la micro y se cagan de la risa después #deberían tirarse a las vías 🩷 #ableism #paranoia inducing #<- just in case #rmmber u can ask me to tag anything OK?

[kanrix]

how funny would it be if alastor also ends up being a father figure to angel and radiodust shippers go down like charalastor

Lord let this happen it'd be so funny even if it's just him being manipulative again

#hater número uno del ra.diodust desde el piloto 🖕 #ask #LOS ODIO LOS ODIO LOS ODIO RATAS INMUNDAS OJALA SE PIERDAN EN EL BOSQUE Y NUNCA VUELVAN #<- What who said that #hazbin hotel

[betweenblackberrybranches]

First meetings part 1

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Turns out if you want to inherit the money of your grand uncle (the great wizard) they also make you go through all his stuff...

Looks like Y/N found someone interesting between all those personal belongings though so its all worth it

In other news Sun wakes up and immidiatly falls in love

#dca fnaf #fnaf sun #daycare attendant #sundrop #fnaf sb #automaton au #my art #y/n is just seing a guy in pretty bad shape asks is anyone gonna cherish him and doesnt wait for an answer #Sun needs a second to collect himself next update he will be all there #also y/n just really does not want to leave sun with the wizards of the wizard councel #they are not to be trusted #some of those are still the same guys that led witch burnings wizards get really old those fuckers #wizards be magically lengthening their lifespans thats super shady

[varilien]

For the triggun holloween requests, vash and wood couple costumes

ive gotten the suggestion for vashwood morticia and gomez a few times which is great cuz ive been thinking forever about it purely for the "speaks french x speaks spanish" of it all fhdjdjd

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #asks #muerder-snail #halloween #french is fucking cringe but ive never not been thinking about vash saying ONE SINGLE WORD OF IT #all he says is ''maman'' and my head is FILLED with thoughts of his education #meanwhile my woof speaking spanish headcanon is overly specific #i don't think he's conversant at all i think he mostly recalls phrases and terms of endearment from his childhood #he keeps that pretty close to his chest tho. it's SPECIAL when he sings in spanish #o se refiere a él como mi corazón o mi querida o lo que sea #<- not conversant either dhdhdjsj #also guarantee for these costumes vash took a page from drag and padded his hips that man has NO CURVES #FLATTEST ASS GOD COULD DEVISE that shit is SANDED

[hedgehog-moss]

forgive me for the possibly foolish question, but what kind of care do the fish in the aquaponics require? do you have to feed them to a certain point where the plants then supply their diet, or do you continuously care for them? merci! i love your blog 🌱

The plants don't feed the fish, it's the other way around :) The plants use the fish poop as natural fertiliser (with the help of useful bacteria that break it down), and in doing so they clean the water for the fish. Here's a little diagram

Since my system has towers over the fish tank rather than grow beds, the fish do nibble on the plant roots that dip in the water but that's just an illegal snack, fish food is their main diet. Also when I find little insects on the plants, I shake them so the insect falls in the water where the fish give it an enthusiastic welcome. Some aquaponic gardeners farm insects to feed their fish (and they feed the insects with some of the plants so they have a complete symbiotic system) but I haven't tried that yet. I used to successfully breed dynasties of stick insects in a terrarium in my bedroom as a kid, so maybe someday.

The fish part of the aquaponic system is very low-maintenance—I don't clean the tank since the plants absorb the fish waste, I just have to adjust how much I feed the fish depending on how many plants there are, so the water doesn't get dirty, it's a bit of a balancing act. The main other thing to watch for is the water pH, for plants it should be around 6 or 6.5 (ideally) and for fish around 7 or 7.5, so I try to keep it between 6.5 and 7 to keep everyone reasonably happy. Rainwater has a lower pH and my spring has a higher one, so when I fill up my watering can in the tank to water outside plants, I look at the pH meter and top up the tank with rain or spring water depending on what's needed.

You just have to be careful not to pick up a hitchhiker fish in your watering can as you go to water other plants!

#ask #english darling i know you don't hear this very often but you don't have enough words #filling my watering can with water to water the plants i planted in the planters... #at least make plant & planter and water & watering have different roots #arrosoir... regadera... just borrow something #you try to make things too simple for yourself you end up with unavoidable redundancy #like with your lack of pronominal verbs #came across the sentence ''la vida misma defendiéndose'' the other day / ''la vie elle-même se défend'' #in english ''life itself defending itself'' #you have to write itself twice! that's just shameful #anyway

[stelmao]

cooking up something really terrible (iykyk)

#posting this on tumblr too bc i like to make ppl suffer with me #danganronpa #not tagging ch/ar//is/ma h/ou/se bc im embarrassed #nagito komaeda #kirumi tojo #mondo owada #korekiyo shinguji #chihiro fujisaki #kiyotaka ishimaru #junko enoshima #don't ask why the chara assignments are like that bc idk i made this like 3 months ago #doodles

[mmelolabelle]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to kill Darth Vader! The very fate of the galaxy depends on it! He is pure evil. The source of all that is wrong in universe. Every bad thing that has ever happened ever is his fault - like on a personal level.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want me to kill him? Me? The master swordsman? The battle-hardened general? Arguably one of the greatest Jedi of all time? Oh no, I couldn’t possibly!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: No you don’t understand - I love him. Mind your fucking business.

#the sum total of every conversation obi wan had 19BBY-4ABY #master yoda YOU should totally go fight anakin #padme WE need to kill- uh I mean ‘find’ anakin! #reva I’m going to give you an opportunity to kill anakin! #luke how do you feel about patricide??? #(this along with many problems in the se universe could have been solved by asking Leia To Do The Thing) #obi really acting like he hadn’t had several wide open opportunities #as if my guy did not have vader lying on the ground in front of him #LIMBLESS AND ON FIRE #and couldn’t seal the deal #‘​but he thought he was dead!’ the fuck he did #denial is not just a river in egypt #kenobi is the biggest lovesick idiot in the galaxy #obi wan kenobi #obiwan kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader #obikin #vaderkin

[z-lue]

where did you get the lbh and sqq designs you drew? i've been comparing them and i cant find where they are from

thank you for your question anon! it's actually kind of- "my designs" I was reading a bit about how hanfu works and mixed in some of the things that caught my eye (usually in modern wuxia they mix a lot of traditional clothes, fashion, make-up, etc. from different Chinese dynasties- so yes (?)

These are some sheets that I made to explain that (for Shen Qingqiu and Binghe) , they are in spanish but you can see the translation in the alternative text

shop┊vgen┊follow me┊more drawings

#ask #svsss #scumbag self saving system #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #original design #kinda...? #que risa que se nota que esto lo dibujé en distintas partes del año

[mitoad]

ok we need an e/se asian reader in the taskforce. the first time they get offered tea from price, thinking that it’s hong cha . ends up spitting it out after they take the first sip and realise it’s fucking earl grey . who teaches them torture methods that were simply just what their parents did to them as a kid . who is generally pretty nice, but can scare the living shit out of new recruits if they have to (once again, asian parent skill) . who leans over to price and discreetly asks ‘is that just a white people thing ?” whenever ghost and soap are on their shit .

just them being silly would be funny as fuck should out to all writers who do asian!readers we love you out here

(some of tags r important, please check them)

#written from a chi/malay perspective so may not be accurate to all east or se asian cultures #let’s be real they would make feisty recruits kneel on hard sand and shells for 40 mins if they messed up #that punishment FUCKED my knees as a kid istg #also sorry if this sounds biased against white people it’s really not #more based of how my international student friends sometimes ask ‘is this how your people act’ whenever they see stupid shi go on #sort of just a reflection of racism in asian culture as well i guess ?? #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #cod x reader #cod fanfic #john price #captain john price #captain price #john price x reader #price x reader #price cod #captian price #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #john soap mactavish #johnny mctavish x reader #soap cod #soap x reader #soap x you

[secret-engima]

Hey, are you ok? I haven’t seen you post in a while so I’m a bit worried.

Sorry for the delay and any worry I caused! I'm doing okay. Just taking a break from Tumblr in some respects and busy with other rl projects in others :). I recently took up jewelry making as a hobby and it's been fun, but time consuming, so that's partly where I've been.

Also been scrambling to make sure I have a backlog of stories for my Patreon. Not that I need to scramble, I *have* several months' worth. But I fret so I want it to be a bigger backlog just in case.

#SE asks #any-mouse asks #Secret Engima Rambles

[alphabetcompletionist]

androphile

tip: you can mix and match latin roots together to create whatever bizarre world you want. fucking hell

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24/26

#and per se and #like i just woke up and i get this in my ask box #and i think i'm being accused of something serious #just bluntly like that #then i look it up and it. it's just. i like men.

[bananadramaaa]

Damn, I don't remember if I already showed you this...

When I first saw your human Alastor and Mimzy it activated a fuckin neuron in my brain and started a chain reaction.

I got obsessed with finding a playlist which could be considered as "things Alastor would play in his radio". But every playlist I found was a mish-mash of electro swing and other Michael Bublès.

And I CRAVED ACCURACY.

So I've done my own research and made this:

https://www.tumblr.com/psipies/744570605135937536/yall-ever-wandered-exactly-what-music-would

I not only absolutely love your visual style, but also your sense of humor. You gave them fantastic personalities and it's so fun to see their shenanigans.

And, as a fellow researcher, I admire how you're giving due diligence to the fashion from the period. Especially the casual one, which, I think, is harder to benchmark.

Thanks for delivering that crème de la crème 🤌

Thank you so much🙏✨ I'm flattered!

I checked your wonderful playlist and OMG... Saved on Spotify immediately when I saw my Big Four fellow Cab Calloway, Al Jolson, Duke Ellington and Mr. Armstrong. The amount of research that you did with your playlist huge respect.

Thank you for that delicious music compilation.

#les grands esprits se rencontrent mon ami✨ #ask

[kanrix]

Tu crees que Clay se arregló con bloberta por la foto en honor? De todas formas se ven miados

Muy a penas, Se puso gel y ya.

A Bloberta si le importa verse un poco más presentable

#juntos? no #ask #anonymous #moral orel #ella si se pone pilas

[mainapnifavouritehoon]

my culture or my religion is not for your 'aesthetic' pls go educate yourself

#Bhai reels mein aesthetic lagne ke liye mandir jaana is not bhakti i hope you know #we were all sitting together this girl kept ranting about how she loves being a hindu and she has been obsessed with ramayana #Bitch literally said bachpan se hi i have loved that 'story' and i want a love like ram ji and sita ma #Istg i was so fed up with her trying to look cool #YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME BUT I LEGIT ASKED HER AFTER SHE WAS DONE ACTING 'AESTHETIC' #I ASKED HER 'DO YOU KNOW WHO IS JANKI" #BITCH LITERALLY SAID 'HAAN HAAN OF COURSE RAM JI KI MUMMY' #I WANT KILL SOMEONE RN I'M PISSED