uncle neen!!! i love that ravenstan is a nasty gremlin boi irl but if you put him in the raven outfit he gets hot lmaoooo
NO BUT ACTUALLY!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!
like that man is a...disgrace. like ravenstan walks into an arizona taco bell at like 3 o clock in the morning absolutely trashed could not drive thru the drive thru wearing the kuromi spa headband he got at tj maxx for like $5 on the record label credit card ( best purchase he's ever made ), the pink hot topic death metal shirt, the red and black plaid pajama pants that are literally RIPPED in five places and the fuckin chanclas, whipping out his sailor moon wallet like..."i will give you literally ANY amount of money for a baja blast rn"
and the fucking awkward college kid working there is like "uh, sir it's only $2.39...u gave me a $50 bill" and ravenstan just like kisses that young man on the head and is like "keep the change jeremy I Love You you just saved my LIFE!!! please put some extra Baja in it for me Hermoso besito besito besitooooo <3~ also how would u like a free $500 front row ticket to see crimson dawn???"
literally looks so homeless that you...literally cannot tell he is famous and you DEFINETELY can't tell that's raven of crimson dawn, help!!!
but like he puts on The Raven Cosplay and everyone is like pleeeeease your hand in marriage!!!! ILL DO ANYTHING sahldskjds
like...oh my god
OKAY.
so like the first time crimson dawn was going to preform in concert like waaaaay back whenever, like a day before that, they were testing what their on stage outfits would look like on
( yes before they were famous they were on their broke boy shit and living in an apartment that was bad if not worse than blondies so they Understand The Struggle...they also drank A Lot of cheap tequila )
and raven was in the bathroom like "guys...idk about this. i am embarrassed!!! i am not coming out!!!"
and kenny was like "babes!!! it's probably not that bad!!! relax!!"
and jimmy was like "yeah plus you already came out GAYVEN you bisexual ass b-b-BITCH!!!" ( roooooooooooasted oh my GOD )
og crimson dawn guitarist like "pls show us!! we will be nice!!"
and hes like "ok ok ok ok......"
and walks out w the dyed hair and the emo boy eyeliner in the little tank top and the fishnet shirt and the PANTS!!! THE PAAAAANTS!!!! and the combat boots like
"shlksadh ok how do i look Please Don't Laugh!!!"
and everyone like looks at each other like "..."
and then is immediately like
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!?!?!!!!
and hes like oh my god its bad its bad!!! oh my god where is the tequila!!! im gonna throw up aaaaa!!!!! help sahdlkdsah
and kenny is like BROOOO WHY ARE YOU HOT????? and jimmy is like D-D-DAMMMMMMNNNN SON DSLKHDLKHS theyre like crying and throwing up like SHEESH DAMN SHEESH RELAX RELAX RELAX OH MY GOD WHOS MANNNNN IS THAT AHDLKHSD
theyre like do a spin!!!! do a spin!!!!
and hes like oh my god guys sahkdshsd sSHHHSHhshh
and theyre like SPIN SPIN SPIN!!!!!!!! RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN!!!!!!!
raven: *does a little spin*
everyone like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
kenny on the floor like ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE!!!!!!!! everyone is Barking sakhddlasd theyre throwing one dollar bills at him like YOU GOTTA PICK THEM UP SDKHSKDL
it was so unserious oh my god!!!! they gassed him up so much oh my god he was blushin i love it here i love raven simp-son dawn <333
but yeah no he really....looks so haggard like a depressed college student going thru a break up watching anime for like 16 hrs straight...but is so fIONE on stage...comedy....amazing.
-uncle nina, obsessed w my lil tragic emo boy fashion disaster son
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Eat Your Young (aka the mud scene)
excerpt:
“Give me all of you.” She says after a moment of breathless silence. A bright flash of lightning splits his vision as he looks at her, for a brief heartbeat cutting all the lines in her face in sharp focus. His vision remains as a strange after image following the light as thunder grumbles. Before she can say anything else, he grabs her face and closes his mouth over hers. She breathes into his mouth and he immediately threads his fingers into her hair and digs his fingers in so she cannot move. She twists away to inhale, the sound ragged and sharp before she whispers, “Make me forget everything happening around us.”
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I suddenly have Night brainrot despite not seeing the livestreams. Can I get some Subby Night headcannons?
i haven't finished the full stream either don't tell anyone
hm, sub!night...
assuming that you're a fellow god—because i genuinely can't see him truly submitting to someone unless they're on his level or higher—it would probably look a little like this:
worships the ground you walk on, even more than some of your more devout followers
if it's in his power, you'll have whatever you desire and then some
you know how in some things, invoking a god's name gives them power?
for night, somewhere down the line in your relationship not only does you saying his name make him powerful it puts him in a state of near ecstasy at times, to the point of bringing him to his knees
he looks so good down there, doesn't he? staring up at you with pure adoration and hunger in his eyes, a hunger he trusts only you to fill
you try to be kind and not abuse this power over him while interacting with other gods but sometimes, he's such a little brat
there's nothing you love more than whispering his name, in that voice, and seeing him falter
if you were to look in his eyes, they'd be glazed and filled with the very cosmos, stars dancing along with his pleasure
oh, and if you get him a collar engraved with your sigil or your name? one for you to tug with a gentle finger to get his attention? he's gone
definitely don't picture yourself sitting astride your throne in the very center of your domain with night sitting by your legs, so pretty and so docile with your collar adorning his neck, your hand carding carefully through his hair as he drifts into that blissful space he trusts you to guide him through
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