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xue yang: it is hot as hell in this fucking ass hot ass room i'm in- IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER

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lan xichen, with a new outfit on: thoughts?

jiang cheng: not a single one.

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wei wuxian, after being stabbed: blood loss? but i know exactly where it is.

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nie mingjue: you ready for tomorrows history test

nie huaisang: yea

nie mingjue: what ended in 1896

nie huaisang: 1895

nie mingjue: yeah you're ready

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wei wuxian: lan zhan, i'm so happy i could kiss you!

lan zhan, through nervous gay laughter: um...................neat!

(later)

lan zhan, lying face down on his bed: i can't believe i said 'neat', xichen. 'neat.' nobody says 'neat' anymore! it's the goddamn 21st century!! it's not neat to say neat, but i said it anyways because i'm a huge loser!

lan xichen, idly turning his magazine page: hey, don't beat yourself up. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what happened when jiang cheng confessed to me?

lan zhan: didn't you like, thank him?

lan xichen, closing his magazine to stare at the ceiling: i thanked him.

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[skimming stones at a lake]

lan xichen: wow, this is nice.

jiang cheng, under his breath: take that you fucking lake

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[wen ning learning how to make drinks]

wei wuxian: i'll have a martini, dry.

wen ning, looking at all the liquid ingredients: i don't know how to tell you this, wuxian, but-

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meng yao: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions

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nie mingjue: *posts a photo of himself at the springs* living my best life!

lan xichen: is huaisang drowning in the back?

nie mingjue: this isn't about him.

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xue yang: they say you are what you eat

wei wuxian: is that why you're such a dick?

xue yang: ...

xue yang: haha, you got me!

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nie huaisang: ask me any maths question and i can answer it within 5 seconds

nie mingjue: okay, what's 7 multiplied by 13, divided by 4 and multiplied by 3 again

nie huaisang, instantly: 8

nie mingjue: that's not-

nie huaisang: i said i could answer it in 5 seconds, not that i'd be right

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nie huaisang: you're gay

jiang cheng: no i'm straight

wei wuxian: straight up gay

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madam yu: that's it, you're in time out. get on top of the fridge.

jiang cheng, climbing the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

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lan xichen: this is a drawing of you, the red inside it represents the amount of anger you have-

jiang cheng: but the entire page is red, i can't even see the drawing of me?

lan xichen: exactly! and that's what we need to work on

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wei wuxian, to the juniors: and remember, it's not illegal unless you get caught

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lan qiren, at the dinner table: 'wei wuxian this, wei ying that' i'm sick of hearing about the little fruit

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wei wuxian: date someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life <3

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