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sirius would make the most obscene sex jokes at every opportunity. like to the point people have to stop saying the word 'come' around him

#remus hates it so much #marauders #headcanon #sirius black #wolfstar #hcs

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thank god taylor swift is releasing a new album marauders fic writers needed new titles

#also like #the BLACK DOG?? #taylor swift #ttpd #marauders #wolfstar #ao3 #jegulus

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rip regulus black you would have loved dead poet's society

#for no specific reason of course #but also dps jegulus au where regulus drowns himself in the lake at the end...? anyone? anyone? #regulus black #marauders #headcanon #hcs #dps

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ultra specific headcanon that is so right: the black brothers can't ride a bike. at all.

#sirius is like 'why would i want to ride the uncool version of a motorbike?' #and when remus makes fun of him for not knowing he makes some obscene sex joke that includes the word 'riding' #and remus smacks the shit out of him #sirius black #regulus black #the black brothers #headcanon #hcs #marauders #wolfstar

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slughorn getting intense deja-vu when regulus black, his favourite student, stays behind after slug club, tin of crystalised pineapple in hand and asks ever so sweetly; "sir, what can you tell me about horcruxes?"

#the tom riddle and regulus black parallels are INSANE #i feel like i need to write this scene rn #regulus black #headcanon #hcs #marauders #voldemort #tom riddle #horace slughorn

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i need more awkward puberty-esque things in marauders fanfiction, like bad skin, and braces, like NORMAL teenagers, because i'm not sure why we imagne that they were perfect, they all definitely had embarassing phases like the rest of us

#remus had braces i firmly believe #also james drenched himself in cologne for almost a year because he thought it made him seem mature #marauders #headcanon #marauders fanfiction #fanfics #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peterpettigrew

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james potter is the typa guy to shave his legs and tell people it makes him run faster (he's delusional)

#marauders #james potter #jegulus #hcs

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sirius and marlene have one (1) wardrobe between them

“marls, have you seen my leather flares? you know, the ones that make my arse look fantastic”

“i think you'll find you mean MY leather flares, sirius, and no, i already bagsied them for tonight, and i don't CARE that remus is coming”

#they have strong sibling energy in my mind #sirius black #marlene mckinnon #marauders #headcanon #remus x sirius #hcs #fic ideas

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james and sirius would moan in class when it got quiet

#they'd think it was the peak of comedy too #sirius black #james potter #marauders #headcanon

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headcanon that the first person sirius comes out to is his 'sister' and he's being dramatic and crying etc like the drama queen he is and regulus just goes "okay." and sirius is like "omg do you not accept me??" and regulus is like "i'm literally gay and trans sirius" and for a moment sirius is mad because regulus just stole his big moment and then it computes and he starts sobbing again like "i have a brother i have a brother" and regulus just leaves the room

#the black brothers love their dramatics #but also i want to write this so bad... #headcanon #regulus black #sirius black #trans regulus black #the black brothers #hcs #marauders

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remus lupin once inadvertently became a trans icon at hogwarts when people overheard the marauders discussing his 'time of the month' and got the wrong idea

#him becoming an idol for younger trans kids and he isn't even aware it's happening #remus lupin #marauders #wolfstar #headcanons #remus x sirius #hcs

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regulus black writes smutty fanfictions all the time under an anonymous account and no one has ever managed to trace it back to him

#whenever someone asks what he's writing he tells them it's his thesis #and one day james finds out and it SCANDALISED #regulus black #headcanon #james potter #marauders

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there’s just something about regulus calling james “james” for the first time in fics

#catch me giggling and kicking my feet when this happens #jegulus

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Sirius had a MCR phase when he was like thirteen and whenever he annoys regulus a new photo of emo teenage sirius is sent to remus

#Ex emo sirius gives me life #Look at him and tell me he wasn't into MCR #Sirius black #Remus lupin #Regulus black #Marauders #Headcanon

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Important announcement: regulus black was exactly half an inch taller than his brother and would never let sirius forget it

#Sirius black #Regulus black #The black brothers #Marauders #Headcanon

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Because we all know that the black brothers are french, hc that when speaking french to each other sirius uses 'tu' (informal) and regulus uses 'vous' (formal)

#Basically 'tu' is how you say 'you' to people you're close to and 'vous' is to strangers #The black brothers #Sirius black #Regulus black #Headcanon #Marauders

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James 'fight or flight i'd rather die than have to cry in front of you' potter and regulus 'fight or flight i'd rather lie than tell you i'm in love with you' black

#The jegulus brainrot is real #Jegulus #James potter #Regulus black #Conan gray