#EATING

[foldingfittedsheets]

Jobs don’t always limit the skills you learn to the job itself. For instance, when I worked at Red Robin, they’d offer 30 minutes for an unpaid lunch, or 15 if you wanted to get paid the whole time. If you think that’s extremely shitty join the club.

As a result of wanting money I got really good at eating quickly so I could use my break to read or relax. I’ve always been a fast eater but when I worked there I learned how to eat an entire burger and fries in under five minute while keeping up a conversation. This is not advisable for good digestion, eat slow and chew your food.

There’s a balance to not talking with your mouth full and eating extremely quickly and it was a regularly used skill for years. When I worked at a sex shop I bragged about it once to a coworker.

She watched me with a timer going after I told her about it and we got burgers. I chatted with her the whole time. I was done in four minutes forty seconds.

Afterward she looked haunted and commented, “It was like watching a snake unhinge it’s jaw but you never talked with food in your mouth!”

More recently my beloved and I were catching up with a friend over lunch. I had a sandwich while they’d gotten falafel plates. We were having a lovely chat but after I finished a story our friend said, “I don’t want your food to go cold while you talk!”

I was surprised. I’d been deliberately talking more so she could eat. I turned to show her my empty sandwich box. Both she and my beloved were stunned. It was like I’d performed a magic trick and made my sandwich disappear because neither had even noticed me demolishing it like a snake unhinging it’s jaw.

#ramblies #funny #ffs foibles #Red Robin #eating #food #writing #story

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was eating at a diner and teaching one of the waitresses how to play Universus. (I don’t know how to play Universus.)

#dream #May 19th 2024 #universus #eating #diner #waitress #teaching #game #gaming

[calistra1star]

my favourite article

#funny #humor #tumblr humor #ha ha funny #memes #lol #jokes #funny shit #funny post #funny stuff #funny memes #lol memes #hahaha #haha #eating

[justrandompolls]

#poll #polls #pollblr #a poll a day #tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #food poll #food #fruit #vegetables #grains #meat #dairy #sweets #question #questions #question of the day #pick one #choose one #foods #food pyramid #cooking #eating

[babyanimalgifs]

I’ve had him for 17 years and watching him eat never gets boring

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#tortoise #tortoises #turtle #aww #turtles #cute #lol #funny #humor #wholesome #video #babyanimalgifs #eating

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

| black bears monch apples by kilhambearcenter

| contains: monchin, cronchin, echoey crow calls

#animals #animals eating #eating #kilham bear center #bears #crunch #crunchy #asmr #stim #relax #relaxing #calm #calming #crow #nature #nature sounds

[belliesandmuscles]

#lexx little #stef meyers #muscle #showing off #shirtless #faded abs #bloated belly #bloated abs #muscle gut #big arms #juicy pecs #sexy #stud #hunky to chunky #hot #hunk #bloated #belly bloat #bearded hunk #flexing #eating #full belly #food baby #losing abs #belly bloating #stuffed #beginner belly #male bloating #male stuffing #10k challenge

[foodiebimbo]

Potato donuts from the holy donut Maine

#my photo #aesthetic #donuts #sweet tooth #cake #foodie #food porn #gourmet #food #eat #eating #good food #good eats #sweet #dessert #frosting #tasty #aesthetic food #foodblr

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

#video #tiktok #videos #meme #tiktoks #food #eating

[one-time-i-dreamt]

miss Stephanie Soo you might have deleted your many true crime mukbangs but I will never forget about them nor the harm they caused

#not a dream #stephanie soo #rotten mango #true crime #mukbang #food #eating #disgusting #crime #murder tw #death tw #violence tw

[4gifs]

Dog enjoys eating while standing up

#dog #eating #standing #wtf #gif

[babyanimalgifs]

Waffles eating a strawberry

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#dog #dogs #dogs of tumblr #strawberry #puppy #puppies #baby animals #doggo #golden retriever #aww #cute #wholesome #eating #video #babyanimalgifs

[mikubilliards]

Gril…chee…

#tbh creature #autism creature #tbh #grilled cheese #eating #memes #funny memes #silly #cute

[animeglitch]

#ザスピリットオブワンダー - チャイナさんの憂鬱 #spirit of wonder #shrinking of miss china #anime #anime gif #gif #anime aesthetic #retro anime #retro aesthetic #retro style #anime girl #anime food #food #eating #eggs #anime character #anime vibes #nostalgic #nostalgic anime #retrowave #tiny #shrunk #little women #cute #cute anime gif #cute aesthetic #kawaii #kawaii aesthetic #small lady #tiny person

[zinofghast]

almost summer whoopee

- check reblogs for colored ver

#ghastpost #i want to do like seasonal pinups of mav and nomi i think thatd be cute #oc #mav #character design #original character #drawing #illustration #sketch #art wip #plus size art #food #eating

[admirerofmeat2398]

Nick goes for a donut.

#belly #beginner belly #nicolas sturniolo #nick sturniolo #stomach kink #Sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #eating good #eating #gay