#incorrect everything

[pandagirl45]

Years of his voice going unused

Tony hearing bucky speak for the first time and he just melts. Positively roguish. A mix of deep brass and husky quality. Only the slightest of gravel.

Tony around a bunch of posh people. Hears a little more smooth but all the tone under of a crooner introducing himself.

Tony debating if him speaking in the bedroom or in public will be the death of him. "Bucky your voice is killing me..."

Bucky gives the sweetest smile but his words defies how he looks, "sweetheart, not you but your legs sure"

Tony covers his face making untranslatable noises.

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #marvel #incorrect everything #its silly ideas #silly drabbles #tw suggestive #tw a little spicy

[chaoticly-shy-dragon]

Hob Gadling before he was stood up in 1989: My Stranger can't be Death. If he was, I would be dead - I don't think I could insult him to his face and get away with it without some torment on my end.

Hob, two days after being stood up: He IS Death because he is dead to me!

#hob gadling #dream of the endless #dream #the sandman #incorrect sandman quotes #incorrect everything

[adelalovesmadara]

Sketch

#i'm trying to be brave at this drawing thingy #my drawings #practice #personal #sasuke #i'm trying to improve #incorrect everything #許せ、サスケ．．． #sorry sasuke

[olddirtybadfic]

James: One little bowl like this is worth an absolute mint! Jessie: James, you could use a breath mint. Have you and Meowth been French kissing again? *James and Meowth nervously glance at each other.* Meowth: Yeah....Kissin'. Dat's all we did....

#incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect everything #inappropriate use of incorrect quotes #blueshipping #crack post #shitpost #team rocket james #team rocket meowth #team rocket jessie #james x meowth

[lovelyinspiration1463]

This is my pièce de résistance. I've peaked.

#10th doctor #doctor who #tenth doctor #funny doctor who #doctor who memes #she's everything #he's just ken #donna noble #doctor who series 4 #doctor who season 4 #new who #whovian #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect tenth doctor #incorrect donna noble #fourteenth doctor #14th doctor

[mischieviem]

#not sure how much i like this #but hey i tried #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural #supernatural comic #destiel #destiel fanart #dean winchester #cas x dean #dean and castiel's profound bond #castiel fanart #you were a wonderful experience #you were everything #im gonna go cry now #mischieviem #do not repost #do not repost to another site. period.

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Husk: Why is Lucifer so sad? Angel Dust: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes Husk: And...? Angel Dust: He got Alastor.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #huskerdust #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #i feel like husk and angel would gossip about everything that happens in the hotel together

[pineappical]

honey honey, how you thrill me, aha

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #coach beard #jamie tartt #roy kent #tedbeard #royjamie #yall will have to pry this comic layout with the 'silly thing in the office' set up from my cold dead HANDS!!!!!!! #I STILL HAVE. NO CLUE HOW TO DRAW JAMIE </3 #pn.art #imlike if an incorrect quotes blog just drew everything #GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chaoticace2005]

Angel: WHY, Smiles?! Why did you give Niffty a KNIFE?!

Alastor: Well, she said she felt unsafe.

Angel: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Alastor, not giving a shit: Terribly sorry.

Alastor: Would you like a knife?

Based on this image from a posted teaser for episode 5

#niffty is running around with a knife in the background #stabbing everything in sight #niffty my deranged beloved #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #niffty #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #niffty hazbin hotel

[five-of-cr]

wylan textpost pt. 2 :)

#happy birthday jack! #it's 37 minutes past his birthday in the u.k. but i am an american who is chronically late to everything #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #save six of crows #save shadow and bone #soc #soc spinoff #six of crows spin off #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #jack wolfe #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks

[astaroth1357]

How to Social:

*MC and the brothers are in the HoL dining room for breakfast. MC has only known the boys for two days now, so they're still a fly on the wall to most of their interactions. Incidentally, they're sat across from Leviathan today, watching him fiddle on his phone...*

*in its Ruri-chan case*

*with a Ruri-chan charm*

*wearing a Ruri-chan shirt*

*and watching a comfort episode of The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl*

MC [In Their Head]: Okay so. I need to break the ice.

MC: I read the plot summary of the Ruri Hana anime on the wiki last night so I understand the premise...

MC: I know the names of a few characters and the basic plot structure of the episodes...

MC: I should try to talk to him about it now.

MC: ... But what about that whole controversy over the dub and the sub versions? The forums said that they're practically different shows! How do I know which one he saw? What if I get it wrong??

MC: Maybe I should do more research...

MC: NO! I want him to introduce the show to me properly! I don’t want to come off like I know more than he does...

MC: But what if I say something wrong and it totally pisses him off?? He may never talk to me again!!

MC: DAMMIT HOW DO I TALK TO THIS MAN?!?

*and then, much to MC's dismay, Levi finishes his buffo eggs and juice then gets up to leave the table. Not a word exchanged between them all breakfast*

MC: ... *sigh*

MC: There’s always tomorrow....

#shout out to the girl #who wears nothing but Cardcaptor Sakura shirts #and covers everything in Cardcaptor Sakura stickers #in my seminar classes #that i have been desperately trying to build the nerve to talk to #for the past three weeks #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me leviathan #socially anxious mc #obey me incorrect quotes #neurodivergent mc

[pandagirl45]

Shit and giggle idea my fiance and I got to gabbing about

Tony and the team basically doing interviews for villains. They assign where all the villains go and if they Avengers deem it necessary. So like, you have Kang

Tony: Ant man and them, third floor, last door on the right, very tiny, thank you

Kang: but

Tony: quantum and multiversal bullshit is their department

Kang: *huffs walking out*

Mysterio smokes screen in: TONY STARK-

Tony: Steve dial Peter in

Steve calling Peter: Yeah, fourth floor, mhm, mysterio this time *hangs up*

Mysterio: You-! *runs out*

Loki: is my three clock ready?

Tony: Loki, that is tomorrow, it is interview days

Steve: we have... monthly check in with Hydra, move them to the four block?

Tony: Your call, I have to meet aim at two on Saturday *groans*

The silver surfer comes, Tony and them immediately going: Intergalactic issues, Captain Marvel and the Guardians, Tribunals satellite call, roof side

Silver: I herald Galactus!

Steve: anyway for us to handle him realistically?

Silver: well... no...

Natasha: then guardians, talk to them

Silver: He feeds on celestials and stuff

Tony: Right, guardians still and marvel, we are district Sun, if galactus is universal, we don't handle universal issues *look at the schedule

Rhodey: we have Namor, but T'Challa and Shuri keep hanging up on him

Tony: Agh! That is not our villain!

#tony stark #steve rogers #james rhodey rhodes #more silly ideas #silly drabbles #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect everything #This is dumb #The avengers conducting interviews #Spiderman continues to have the most villians to date #The avengers sipping on their morning drinks seeing the vilians starting to come #It is a mess everytime #lol I love this

[vyxensworld]

*The Squad is on a hike* 

Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 

Todoroki: And quiet. 

Kaminari: Too quiet. 

Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 

*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*

#mha incorrect quotes #ao3 #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #bakudeku #kacchan #ochako uraraka #shoto todoroki #denki kaminari #kirishima eijirou #rivals to lovers #childhood friends #they are my everything #my ride or die #bakudeku incorrect quotes #deku #dekusquad #bakusquad

[celaenaeiln]

civilian!birdflash first date

Dick: So...what do you like to do in your free time?

Wally:I love to run! I go running every morning and evening, it's just such a great feeling!

Dick: *trying to impress Wally* Oh, me too! I love to run! You know in fact I'm so in love with running I actually run in marathons

Wally: REALLY?! We should go running together!!

Dick: Totally! :)

Wally: Awesome!! Wanna run in the Los Angeles marathon together with me? It's in a couple months, it's the perfect time to go!!

Dick: O-Oh! Isn't that...a little far from here? It's on the other side of the country and everything-

Wally: No worries! My family's really big on running so we go every year. I'll buy both of us a ticket! We're gonna have so much fun!!

Dick: *smiling weakly* g-great! I'm...looking forward to it...

2 hours later at home

Dick: *face down on the couch* Alfred I'm never lying ever again.

Alfred: *polishing the chrome* A noble endeavour Master Dick

Bruce: *walking in* Where were you? I've been calling you for four hours now.

Dick: *not even a second later* Sorry I was busy hanging out with Donna. We were getting ice cream and then went to a dog park.

#dick spent the remaining four months to the marathon working his butt off to keep up with the lie #he and wally ran in the marathon and now live together and everything and wally still doesn't know that dick made it up to impress him #dick grayson #nightwing #wally west #flash #birdflash #batfam incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth

[olddirtybadfic]

James: I thought you didn't like getting wet. Meowth: I'm always up for a dip in your pool, Jimmy.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #meowth team rocket #james team rocket #pokeani #blueshipping #james x meowth #incorrect everything #inappropriate use of jimmy #inappropriate use of wetness puns

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Durge: Hey, slut waffle! Get over here and unlock this chest for me!

Astarion: Give me a moment, you tetchy dick goblin!

Gale: I sense a lovers' quarrel is at hand. What happened? Astarion get a bit too nibbly during your last tryst?

Astarion: The fuck! What in the hells gave you that idea?

Gale: Um...well, your vulgar banter, for one thing.

Durge: We're trying out pet names.

Astarion: Honestly, Gale, it's like you've never been in love before.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

#their relationship is everything to me #just back away slowly gale #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldur's gate #astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion romance #astarion x durge #astarion x dark urge #astarion x tav #the dark urge #durge bg3 #bg3 durge #dark urge #bg3 headcanons #bg3 incorrect quotes #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 funny #bg3 memes