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threadofnorns · 12 days
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big fan of Loki never mentioning Thanos, not even once, and by big fan I mean what was that
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[When first going into space]
Mikey: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Leo: I don't want another single pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Understand?
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cyber-streak-2 · 10 months
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Twitch: Where is Mom?
Thrash: I’ll do you one better, WHO is Mom?
Hashtag: Here’s a better question... WHY is Mom?
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magicandmundane · 4 months
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Nasuada, trying to figure out why Eragon and Saphira need to go back to Ellesmèra: Wait a minute, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?
Eragon: The Galbatorix killing kind. 
Roran, popping in: Don’t you think that we should all have a weapon like that?
Eragon: No. 
Eragon: You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness. 
Angela, materializing out of nowhere: Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?
Eragon: Mmm, a little bit, yeah. 
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gravityglitch-blog · 3 months
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Tessa: Do you understand, little drone? You're about to battle the full force of the Absolute Solver. It'll kill you.
Uzi: Only if I die!
Tessa (confused): Yes...that's what..."killing you" means...
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Stephen, talking to the Avengers through a bullhorn: Attention freaks, it's me. How do we get out of here and away from you immediately?
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[During the flight to their first intergalactic mission]
Kevin: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Zenblock: I don't want another single pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Understand?
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Phoenix: I'm Phoenix, by the way.
Bob: Bob.
Phoenix: Oh, you're using our given names. Uhm...I'm Natasha, then.
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raphael-angele · 2 years
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Damian Wants a Little Brother
Coming back from a mission:
Damian: I'm home. Jon's with me.
Selina, pregnant: Damian, Jon, hi, welcome back.
Damian: Hello, step mother.
Jon: Mrs. Wayne.
Selina: Jon, we've been over this, you can call me mom, now that you two are gonna get married later this year.
Jon: *nervous laugh*
Bruce, coming from his office: Jon, may we talk in private please?
Jon: Uh, yeah, okay. *to Damian* I'll be right back, okay?
After Jon goes into Bruce's office:
Damian: So how's the little hunter? *gesturing to Selina's stomach*
Selina: He's...a little huntress
Damian: :D
Damian: D:
Damian, whispering to her stomach: Traitor
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starlightshadowsworld · 8 months
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Octavian: That the best you got, huh? I can do this all day.
Jason: so over his bullshit Yeah, I know.
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Rose: i’m gonna ask you this one time. where is the doctor?
Donna: yeah? i’ll do you one better—WHO is the doctor?
Jack: i’ll do YOU one better — WHY is the doctor?
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Leo: Is SpaceHeroes still the greatest tv show in history? Renet: It never was.
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hammah-banana · 4 months
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Percy Jackson: Don’t forget. I’m half human. So that 50% of me that’s stupid? That’s 100% you.
Gabe Ugliano: Your math is blowing my mind.
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incorrectstarvs · 8 months
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(During Divide) Marco: The team broke up. We’re toast. Tom: Broke up? Like- Like a band? Like the Beatles?
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twilovesshuake · 1 year
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Yaldabaoth: Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Joker: Certainly not. I speak for myself. But you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Skull: It means get lost Squidward!
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