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[madeforstarker]

Peter: Ow!

Tony: What happened, kid?!

Peter: Papercut, Mr. Stark.

Tony: *lifts Peter's hands and kisses the finger* They say kisses makes the booboos go away, kiddo.

-

Peter, runs to Sam: Mr. Falcon, sir, please punch me on the mouth!

Sam:

Bucky:

Peter:

Sam, cracking his knuckles: I've been waiting for this.

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[definitelynottony]

(High school AU: Tony is a senior, Peter is a freshman in Tony's advanced mathematics class.)

Teacher:"In this equation, what comes after 69?"

Tony:(looking directly at Peter) "Mouthwash"

Peter:😳

Teacher:"Stark! Get out of my class!"

#inspired by some old post I rb #I think I'm going to do a highschool au or a teach/student au #probably a one shot #we'll see #starker #tnpt #incorrect starker quotes #starker high school au

[gfmaximoff]

Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Peter: The cow???

Tony: What?!

Stephen: Peter, WHY?

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[sinner-for-starker]

Peter: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Tony: Making four accounts Peter: *tearing up* R-really??

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[the-iv-seasons]

Tony : Are you a piece of shrapnel? Cause you pierced my heart

Peter : …

Peter : Is that a pick-up line or trauma?

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[aimless-alpine]

peter: well fuck me if I’m wrong but-

tony: you’re wrong

peter: tony what-

tony: you. are. wrong.

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

NOT MARK AS ST*RKER!

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[st4rshang0ut]

Peter: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Tony: Alright, what's 30x17?

Peter: 47!

Tony: That's not even close.

Peter: But it was fast.

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[madeforstarker]

Peter: Please hold me, Mr. Stark, stress is not good for the baby.

Tony, choking: ?? What baby?!

Peter: Me, I'm the baby.

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[monster-cock69]

Harley: Peter i know we're best friends and that makes this really awkward but– 

Peter: you wanna fuck my dad? well, come on he's always wanted a threesome with us and you

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[muse-of-gods]

Peter: C'mon Tony!

Tony: No Peter, there will be sand everywhere -

Peter: I don't care, I need you!

Tony: - and people could come by the beach anytime.

Peter: *doe eyes* please daddy 😢

Tony: ... okay but only quick!

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[sinner-for-starker]

Tony: I can fix you. Peter, mentally: No, don't fix me. Degrade me. Ruin me. Take me apart and break me all over again. Peter, verbally: Okay, sir.

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[lanyakea-universe]

"What's your biggest turn-on?"

Peter, answering without thinking: Tony.

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[aimless-alpine]

peter: I need someone to take me out

natasha: with a gun or on a -

tony: for the last time pete, you need to stop saying that when you want attention

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[rebel13lion39]

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