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do u guys think their menstrual cycles sync up

#this entire family is gay asl. lucifer ain’t getting a SINGLE grandkid the bloodline is ending at satan #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #(had to sneak those last 2 in there for traction srry (jk idgaf))

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youngest sibling privileges

#asmo dotes on b&b so bad…. #he’s the big brother ever #obey me #belphegor #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo

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Asmo... Darling... What the fuck are you wearing?!?

This outfit just... Ew...

#wait this is kind of cunty #(delusional) #(severely delusional) #(mentally impaired by my own self delusion) #obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me asmo

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mammon smooth brained moments

#he’s so ridiculously (<— had to look that word up) stupid i love him w everything i have #obey me #mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me!

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Alsoo do you have a screenshot of simeon saying sth along the lines of 'youll look even more handsome dripping wet' and solomon's reply because i could not find a gameplay of that devilgram anywhere 😭😭

#can y’all just fuck already omg 😭 #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me simeon #obey me solomon

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In honour of No Nut November I think we should all pretend that Sebastian doesn’t exist

#let’s take it one step further and actually kill him #kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis

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they're all such freaks

#asmo i got sumn half raw u can eat 😜 #obey me #obey me shall we date

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Sometimes obey me has so much potential that it literally does nothing with i wish it was a better more interesting game genuinely

#bless all the theorists and analyzers in this fandom cuz y’all make the game sound way deeper and cooler than it is #i fell for ur guys’ tricks and now i’m stuck in this hell hole forever 😕 #obey me #obey me shall we date

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With this crew, any dream is possible. Set sail on an adventure with ONE PIECE, the global phenomenon, now streaming only on Netflix.

#they cooked w/ this damn show why is it so good #i’ve never EVER enjoyed a live action anime adaption until now #everyone who’s mad is just being picky w/ their food #one piece netflix #one piece #one piece live action #straw hat pirates

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rolling ik!!

(i've also uploaded this to youtube in case the tumblr player messes up ^^)

and i don't usually say this but if you see this please do reblog T-T this was a heck of a lot of work

#tumblr user journey to the attic you’ve done it again #obey me #jtta

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Saw a post online complaining about the new style saying that they made Sebastian look ugly

My brother in Christ this is what you're missing???

Look, look at him with your eyes

#‘2024 sebastian is ugly’ #‘2008 sebastian is ugly’ #have we considered it’s not the style and he’s just a hideous man #(don’t bring up manga sebastian’s attractiveness i have no rebuttal to that) #kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #i gagged typing that

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Black Butler is something that happens to you when you are thirteen and then haunts you forever

#everytime i remember i’m still a kuro fan after almost 10 yrs i get the tumblr equivalent of vietnam war flashbacks #when i was in my younger years i used my best friend’s account to watch black butler #and she obvi found out one day and called me and said in the most pained voice ‘are u the one watching that anime.’ #the way she said anime was like she was coughing up venom. the shame i felt was life altering #so i lied and said it was her brother #to this day she has no idea and everytime she jokes abt her brother being a black butler fan im like yeah haha that’s so funny…… #but i dont feel bad in the slightest because a few months later we found out he was pissing in bottles and hiding them under his mattress #black butler #kuroshitsuji

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my blog is a safe space for sebastian haters 🫶🫶🫶🫶

#i used to be a sebastian stan in 2015 #but then i had a dream where we were stranded out at sea on a wooden plank all alone #so i said ‘at least we have eachother!’ #then he fucking drowned himself #ever since then i’ve had this deep rooted hatred for him. it’s been festering in me for so long #and everytime i see someone defend him my anger triples #‘but asmorule34 he’s a fictional character!’ IDGAF I WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT THAT MAN KILLED. I WANT HIM TO SUFFER #i want him to beg for my help as he slowly draws his last breath only for me to walk away with a smile #so he knows how it fucking feels #this is mostly a joke. besides the dream part. and me wanting him to die part. and. the everything else part #sebastian slander #sebastian michaelis #black butler #kuroshitsuji

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gtive back…….

#i want to gtive back the past 8 yrs i’ve wasted on black butler 💟 #kuroshitsuji #black butler

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asmo being slighty insane and delulu

#asmo stans are equally this delusional. if you can name 1 sane asmo stan i’d give you 29 billion dollars in hard cash #obey me #asmodeus #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me asmodeus

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just a random thought

There is nothing wrong with Dadbastian and the hate I’m seeing it get is INSANE 💀

Seeing Sebastian exhibit some fatherly (more like motherly) traits and actions towards Ciel and having fun with these scraps makes the overall story of Black Butler more sad because you have the story of a young boy who lost everything—his parents, his brother, his home—and his savior is the very person who will kill him. The idea that Seb acts somewhat like a parent to Ciel as a very consistent male figure in his life (a role he must play to ensure their contract is properly filled), giving Ciel a little bit of a family before ultimately having to kill him…

Well I think that makes the story of Ciel Phantomhive just a little bit more interesting.

Also, the idea that Dadbastian fans believe this headcanon is an official fact is ridiculous; it’s just a silly au for funsies. It doesn’t mean that we ignore canon or ignore the darker aspects of BB. A lot of the Dadbastian hate sounds like y’all are taking this as a personal insult for no reason. I assure you, we know the lore and the actual canon. We just wanna have some fun with it too 🤷🏾‍♀️

#most dadbastian antis are sebaciel shippers too #like bae..y’all have no room to be calling dadbastian unrealistic when ur entire ship revolves around a 13 yr old sa victim and a grown man #dadbastian is also the greatest thing this fandom has come up with and i refuse to let anybody ruin it #dadbastian #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #black butler #kuroshitsuji

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sebastian trying to get ciel to notice his new press on lashes in the trailer

#‘this would fit ciel better bcuz of his eyes-‘ #hasnt he suffered enough. #black butler #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji anime #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis