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As the bard Todd spoke of in the ancient past of 2011

#skyrim #high hrothgar

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#dnd #humanity #imperium of man

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Imagine being James Dyson and introducing the on paper brilliant idea for a noiseless fan just in time for the most autistic coded sensory dependant generation in human history to come along...

"What do you mean they need the noise to sleep?"

#twist of fate #cope and seethe #fuming

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To do list, write a tournament arc with lots of teens with magic powers but the twist is it's physical training.

It is blatantly a WWE storyline in the midst of a fantasy epic.

Deny that I have seen a single WWE match.

When it's adapted sit down with the animators/producers/actors etc...

"There's this thing you're gonna have to watch to get the atmosphere/pacing right"

Like one guy will post that this nerd just made him rewatch Punk x Cena MITB 2011

...and I'll still deny it.

#cm punk #john cena #mitb #wwe #writing #writers on tumblr

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Oops, you made your cannon ship too toxic and activated The WonderBat Effect tm.

A shipping war that stems from two characters that have had one two many instances of that plot twist, that breakup, and that storyline, causing the Fandom to vere wildly towards a third, crackship only hinted at even if the hinting is explicit.

Usually it stems from characters with extremely long "will they won't they" storyline.

For example, Batman X Selina Kyle feels kinda pointless after Hush and the Tom King run, especially if you were really invested in it.

On the flip side Batman X Talia Al Ghul feels somewhat gross after she drugged Bruce to make Damian.

Then there is simple, wholesome Diana who has always been kind to Bruce.

Other examples that come to mind would be Dick Grayson X Raven, after all no one wants to see Dick and Barbara happy just for him to gaslight her again, or Dick and Starfire only for them both to cheat on each other...again. So you get people that see Dick treating Raven like a little sister and shipping it.

Sue Storm deserves better than Reed, who to this day doesn't remember his own wife is a doctor, so they ship her with everyone from Doom to Namor.

Jean Grey and Logan are terrible for Scott so you get Scott X Emma Frost.

Carly and Freddie also come to mind.

Peter Parker and Kitty Pride in the ultimates after one to many breakups, bad storylines, timeline resets and fatal spinal fractures with Gwen and MJ.

People trying to dodge the ethics of #Steggy and time travel by stubbornly pulling for Steve and Natasha all the way through Endgame.

Open to more examples here...

#batman #wonderbat #teen titans #xmen #icarly #justice league #fantastic four #spiderman #ultimate spider man #marvel mcu

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The Vatican has an AI specialist trained in a Medieval Franciscan Order because it has to be something every God damn day with this decade!

#adeptus mechanicus #warhammer 40k #machinespirit

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One thing that amuses me about modern America is how states that have had generational grudges against one another since like the 1820s like California and New York, Texas and Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri and the beef just vanishes the seccond the Federal Government does something stupid enough.

If someone came along who was both moderate socially and authoritarian centrist politically Texas and California would become best friends, that same day.

#texas #california #new york #federal #florida

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Oh no! Come back here for a seccond, we've been saying y'all in print since 1824 and y'all acted like it was unfathomable because it wasn't printed by dead Victorians.

"Oh darling 'y'all' is not proper English, polite society only uses it if their voicing a cartoon character in which case they will slur their words like they have imbibed a fith of moonshine. I think you'll find THESE are the PROPER CONTRACTIONS used in Queen's English."

But now, after two little decades of half heartedly letting the matter lie you wanna appeal to authority!?

Get bent you carpetbagging sonsabitches.

Anyone reading this feel free to put the apostrophe wherever you please, I know where it goes, but the people at Oxford and Webster don't deserve nice things.

#die on this hill #y'all #dictionary

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Geralt of Rivia talks about black magic curses and blood drinking monsters like he's on his fifth year of working swing shift in retail and for that he will always have my heart.

#geralt of rivia #witcher 3 #blood of elves #retail #walmart inc

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The horror of drawing your silver sword in a full crowd when all you wanted to do was whistle for Roach because that's how you call Jackie's arch in Cyberpunk.

#cd projekt red #cyberpunk 2077 #witcher 3

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You're granted a super power,

The pro is you can summon a literally infinite amount of pennies to subdue your enenmies with no collateral damage, just a deluge of pennies.

Con every time you do it you have to sit through a fucking congressional hearing where you are pardoned for the crime of counterfeiting pennies since pennies cost more than a penny to manufacture.

Whole process takes about about 20 minutes but then you're still stuck in congress for 10 hours as every sensible person says "No one accepts payment in an infinite fuckton of pennies, let's just discontinue the penny before he crashes the economy."

Then some boomer climbs on to a stack of bibles and goes "The penny is the back bone of the freedom invisioned by the constitution and I for one..."

And then the Stock market crahes because people are trading a metric fuckton of pennies and its driving up inflation like a motherfucker while your stuck listening to the lowest life form on the planet, the US house of representatives like your qualified to be an expert witness somehow.

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He's a paragon of justice and virtue but the problem is his concept of those things were informed by Jack London and he will turn heel if you mildly inconvenience him.

oh no bro whatdya do to your moral compass character? it's all out of whack.....did u overwhelm it with the inconsistencies and contradictions of the world? aw bro. bro please tell me u didn't expose it to false dichotomies. did u expose it to false dichotomies? bro

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I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

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The neurodivergent urge to notice trends and attribute them to shadow advertising, dropping everything your doing until you can track them back to a hedgefund or a nepobaby.

#stanley cup #influencer

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Sydney Sweeney