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Consider:

You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.

Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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hi. go buy esims for gaza. go preorder a kufiya from hirbawi. buy insulin for palestinian diabetics who need that help. if you live in the states use this to email your reps (this takes maybe 5 seconds to do). check out this massive list of resources where you can educate yourself in a meaningful and actionable way even if you don't have the financial means right now. from the river to the sea palestine will be free. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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on my worst mental health days, when I need to keep up but can’t stand the dread of scrolling, I look to Let’sTalkPalestine’s Instagram channel for news updates. Today I read something that really fucked with me. It said that even if there was a ceasefire called tomorrow, and aid allowed in and etc. that it would take Gaza until 2092 for its economy to return to 2022 levels. 70 years of potential progress, stolen from them in 4 months. And you just know that even when that happens (because Palestine WILL recover and WILL be rebuilt after Israel’s settler colony fails) the world will see that they’re still years behind the West for reasons completely out of their control and power and use it as justification to be even more racist and demeaning. And y’know how I know that? Because they already do it to the rest of the Middle East.

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Just to clarify a himbo has to be a feminist, anti-racist and an ally right? Those are qualifications?

#himbo #himbo tf #julie and the himbos #hot himbo #himbo transformation #himbofication #i love himbos #always tell your woman shes beautiful #from faked qualifications to erin brockovich bra feuds – inside michelle mone’s controversial career #himbovillains #himbo rules

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Do all asexuals like dragons?! Or is this a stereotype?! I can’t refute it bc like, im an asexual that likes dragons but how common can this be? Apparently very fucking common

#asexual #asexuel #always tell your woman shes beautiful #humans are crazy #how are we all #like a dragon #imagine dragons #lgbtq humor #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqplus #lgbtq community

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On one hand, I hate when older generations look down on mine because we’re so much more than they think, but on the other I’m looking at gen alpha like 👀 😒

#gen z #gen z culture #generations #gen alpha

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please stop associating the term neurodivergent with JUST autism and adhd. like please. there are so many ways to be neurodivergent and it’s not fair to assume that it’s just about autism adhd.

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It doesnt seem like the LOV did anything to Bakugo until the third day? Like anything. They didn’t even talk to him until it was convenient for the show. Did he yawn? Did he sleep in that chair? Did they feed him or give him water? I’ll always have so many questions.

#bakugou katsuki #mha bakugou #questions #yawn #yawning #sleep problems #mha #bnha

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Do you think wizards and witches in the Harry Potter universe style their wands at all? Like bedazzling and adding gems and ribbons or little charms?

#harry potter #headcanon #always tell your woman shes beautiful #did they like draw on them when they got bored #decoration

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cried cause i dropped a fork today

#mental health #mental illness #actually mentally ill #sorry for being depressing #bleh #always tell your woman shes beautiful #humans are crazy #how are we all

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I imagine a god of knowledge would be super ADHD. Like all the random facts in the world? You’re telling me everything said to them wouldn’t remind them of some obscure pieces of knowledge? And they might even struggle to pick just one?

#god #goddess #god tier #hypothetical #headcanon #with the sky goddess for about 3 years now

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So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"

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Okay so actually the first season of saiki k has the perfect dubs. I listen to the reawakened dub and it breaks my heart

#always tell your woman shes beautiful #kumiko saiki #kusuo saiki #saiki x teruhashi #saiki k #saiki headcanons #kuriko saiki

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I have a pretty laugh but damn if i dont make up for it by being an ugly crier

#how are we all #always tell your woman shes beautiful #humans are crazy #symptomes of being human #im crying #the good the bad and the ugly #haha pain #haha fuck

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Im in therapy because my third grade teacher taught me how to repress and i never stopped

#ran with it #therapy #how are we all #but here we fucking are #:ppp