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I can respect that 😔👍

Jon: Go to hell!

Damian: Where do you think I come from?

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Why would you be funnier than me on my own post, bestie ??? 😭😭

Jon: Go to hell!

Damian: Where do you think I come from?

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The two of you shouldn't be funnier than me on my own post, bestie 😭😭

Jon: Go to hell!

Damian: Where do you think I come from?

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Kon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Jon: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Kon, now interested: Let's say imaginary.

Jon: Spiders wearing flip flops.

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #superman #superboy #jonathan kent #jon kent #conner kent #kon kent

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Jon: Go to hell!

Damian: Where do you think I come from?

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily #supersons #supersons incorrect quotes #jonathan kent #superboy #jon kent #damian wayne #robin

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Jon: You’re alive.

Kon: No need to sound so disappointed.

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #superman #superboy #jonathan kent #jon kent #conner kent #kon #kon el #jon el #in my head they have a complicated brother relationship

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Dick: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Jason: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Dick: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood

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Tim: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #tim drake #robin #red robin

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Dick: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb little brothers until I got a dumb little brother myself.

Dick: *Picks up Jason*

Dick: I’ve only had Jason for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #robin #pre jason death when he was tiny and cute lol

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Damian: I know what you're up to.

Tim: Really? Because I barely know.

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #tim drake #damian wayne

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Damian: Present your best argument for eating bacon.

Jason: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #jason todd #damian wayne

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Chani: Babe, you're so funny!

Paul: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Chani: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

#dune #dune movie #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune incorrect quotes #chani kynes #paul atreides #paul x chani

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Jessica : Are you trying to seduce me?

Leto: Why, are you seducible?

#dune #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune movie #dune incorrect quotes #lady jessica #duke leto atreides #jessica x leto

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Jessica : Goodnight to the love of my life, Leto & my son Paul, and fuck the rest of y'all.

#dune #dune movie #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune incorrect quotes #lady jessica #paul atreides #duke leto atreides #jessica x leto

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Leto: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like her. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like her so much!

#dune #dune movie #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune incorrect quotes #jessica x leto #duke leto atreides

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Jessica : I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

#dune #dune movie #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune incorrect quotes #lady jessica

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Gurney: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Stilgar: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

#dune #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune movie #dune incorrect quotes #stilgar #gurney halleck #stilgar x gurney