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Todoroki: So we were out eating and my dad told me that the guy who was at the table next to us was the pastor who married him and my mom. And like what did he want me to do???? Thank him?
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Present Mic: When you're 30 years old and have a child, and they ask 'Daddy can you help me draw a circle and turn it into a sphere?' and you say no, they're gonna resent you. And then they won't listen to you. And before you know it, they run off at 16 and become a stripper. No, Midoriya, I haven't experienced this.
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Denki: I'm watching Ducktales and I can barely understand donald so I have subtitles on. I don't usually need them but holy fuck donald duck
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Mina: I want Iggy Azalea to call me a little bitch before I die
Denki: STEP ON ME IGGY
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HERES THE CONTEXT SORRY I FORGOT WGSHOSSHS
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Denki: Join the call Kirishimas in sex position
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Denki: Join the call Kirishimas in sex position
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Kirishima: Sometimes it do be like that
Denki: It don't be doe
Mina: It don't always be but sometimes it do
Bakugo: What the fuck
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Kirishima to Denki: I like talking to you because I'll say some dumb shit and you'll just be like 'uh huh I agree!'
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hihihi
i was wondering if you guys care if i also post crack headcannons ??
like who puts milk before cereal etc etc
i only get quotes from like,,, my friends so sometimes its hard to fill up the q with just quotes
hcs would probably just b filler posts unless u guys really like them :o
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Denki: I promised Mr. Aizawa a redbull or else he'd take away my computer privlages sorry
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Aizawa: Ladies stop kissing with your masks on it’s still gross with or without the masks
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Kirishima, on the topic of his glove ripping: Well, guess I'll just have to rawdog dying my hair now
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Kirishima to Tokoyami: I was talking about the furry manifesto and it made me think of you
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Denki: When Cardi B was talking about that dangly thing it was actually an angler fish
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Mina: Do you find Dwane the Rock Johnson attractive? This is a yes or no question
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Tokoyami: I want my ice cubes to be skull shaped and nobody can stop me from drinking water with mini ice skulls
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Jirou: Bread for Arson would be a good band name!! Write that down
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