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I was so sure that I stumbled across another 2014 heritage post that the timestamp straight up slapped me in the face like a wet fish.

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

#shitpost #tumblr #the response is from April 20th 2024 #shouldve just smoked some weed instead #i literally cannot tell if this is satire #but i will pretend it is so i can sleep at night

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Apparently there's currently discussion in science (humanities in particular) about whether video essays could be accepted as academic writing on par with the academic papers we currently have

I think that's awesome as fuck tbh

#brief ramble #a lot of “texts” these days are visual media #it only makes sense that discussion of it should be able to emulate this #and so many video essayists already do academia level research and writing #philosophy tube #hbomberguy #defunctland #come to mind especially #and a lot of media analysis these days comes in form of video essays #same with sociology #jessie gender #sarah z #alexander avila #cj the x #and so many more #obviously academic video essays would have a bunch of extra requirements and citation guidelines #and you probably cant put in that many jokes #but maybe itll also help make academia more accessible?? #oh hey and maybe the whole plagiarism thing wouldnt go as unchecked #honestly the day 'cj the x' becomes an academic source i am rejoining the science #that guy just makes my brain vibrate on the exactly right frequency

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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

#transmasc #trans #transgender #good post #i dunno why but this one pierced through my heart and soul and stitched them together

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Behold! Lesbians!

Be aware of lesbians this week,, they’re visible

#shitpost #lesbian visibility week #lesbians #lesbian #queer #get it bc visible #and theyre wearing visibility vests

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How many fake accounts did cait corrain allegedly made? An article states she made 8, but other reports claim there were more

idk man, I'm not some sort of Cait Corrain expert I only know about this in the first place because I follow Xiran Jay Zhao on instagram. Goodreads Drama isn't really my area of expertise

#mom look i got an ask #not a shitpost #my areas of expertise include: pokemon mechanics; prices of my favorite groceries; Monkey Island walkthroughs; and lyrics to 80s/90s songs #also probably something american since im majoring in american studies but eh #tumblr cannot cope with commas in tags so enjoy an oxford semicolon

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In a similar vein:

Shut the fuck up about life only getting worse when you get older. My mid to late teens were the worst part of my life, and every day adults would tell me that these were the best years of my life and that I would miss them once I got older and started to work a job. Every. Single. Day. How the fuck are you supposed to look forward to your future when you're miserable and people keep telling you this is the happiest you'll ever be?

I'm 26 now. I'm still dealing with depression. I'm still dealing with the sense of dread and hopelessness that was instilled in me a decade ago. But I'm working on it. I finally have the means and opportunity to do so.

Not a single day has passed during which I wanted to be a teenager again.

Life gets better as you get older, actually. Cherish what you have, and embrace what you will gain.

Hey btw please don't make jokes about being a "boring adult" or how adulthood is boring when you're around small kids. They'll believe you, and growing up with the idea that their final destination is as bleak as it is inevitable is not a healthy way to live. Even if they don't know it consciously, whenever they look at adults they are looking at their future. Like even if your life does suck, please don't frame it as just an inevitable part of being an adult.

If you know someone's kid whose interests and tastes are loud, shiny, sparkly and all over the place, and you're absolutely overwhelmed by being suddenly rapidly infodumped about a cartoon you had not heard of 30 seconds ago and about everything they've been getting into, and you're caught off-guard by them suddenly switching gears and askining you why you're still into the same things as you were a year ago, that aren't even that loud, sparkly and fun, please don't say something like

"Well when you're a boring adult you start to like boring things like that and then like those forever :)" Like don't fucking say that, they'll believe you. It doesn't make them feel fun and special to be told you think you're boring in comparison. They take their spark for granted and being told that they'll lose it one day is awful. And it's not even true!

It's far more truthful to tell them about how when you've been a grownup for long enough, you've had to the time to try all of the things and you know for sure which ones you like the most. And that's why it's so important that they also try everything, at least once, so that they'll know for sure whether they will or won't like it. Being a grownup isn't about giving up doing new fun things, it's about finding all the things you like so much that you never get bored of them.

Boldly claiming that you've done everything when you're not very worldly might seem dishonest, but a four-year-old can't tell the difference between a century and a decade. As far as they are concerned, their nearest neighbourhood is the whole universe, and you have been alive forever. Don't tell them the world is boring, and that being bored of it is inevitable.

#not a shitpost #serious #ramble #mental health #growing up #get therapy if you can #i promise its worth it once youre ready #also once you move out you can get a cat and no one can stop you #(but please make sure you have the means and stability to look after a pet first)

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#shitpost #political #good post

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I think a lot of internet, but specifically tumblr, discourse could profit from watching the video below the cut.

Since it discusses problematic media, there is mention of potential triggers like SA, CSA, Mental Health, racism, slavery, and similar things.

If you do not want to watch it because of this, here's the core thesis:

"Getting enjoyment from watching [problematic media] does not indicate a lack of morality, any more than getting enjoyment from cake indicates a lack of knowledge about ambition."

I also quite like the points towards the end about sharing media with the context and appropriate warnings, and that while we should do our best individually, we should also acknowledge the systemic issues at play.

I doubt I have the amount of reach to cause any shitstorms, but if you want to engage with the video or a discussion, watch the video in its entirety first and then be respectful.

Watch things wisely.

#ramble #anime #problematic #problematic media #also if this turns into some pro vs anti shipper debate i am turning off all engagement #theres nuance you fucks #peace and love #long post #Youtube

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It's no a real ask from me- I can look through your tumblr to find your schedule pattern with a bit of effort, should that ever be ...whatevertheright word is Still, I'm sure many the rest of your fans want to know

code- Monday -> Saturday code - weekend -> Tuesday code - Wednesday -> comment: "no comment"/haven't the foggiest/ code - not Fridays -> thursdays & fridays code - tricky -> Monday code - challenge/challenging/the like -> Weds & Sun consider it more future planning than actual history of course, you probably shouldn't listen to me at all- you have your own completely-different good-thing going on -> i don't think you should dismantle that - and perhaps a new trick isn't the best ticket- should you rather

I don't know what this means. I just answer what's in front of me when I open the asks.

#shitpost #this gif is either the asker or me trying to deciper it #take your pick #seriously what does this mean #im assuming theres some language barrier in the mix #but this is going to keep me up at night and its already 4 am #my best guess is that they're trying to figure out when Neil answers an ask? Like if you ask on monday you might get a response on saturday #i dont think that would actually track tho

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no one warned me that the side effects of my ADHD meds would include frequent thoughts of "oh I could make a spreadsheet for that"

#shitpost #adhd #neurodivergent #adhd brain #adhd meds #spreadsheets #seriously i made one to generate code for a mod once and theres been no going back

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Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

#shitpost #trans #genuine question: does it somehow know whats on my blog #or did it immediately clock me as “annoying shit that doesnt shut up about being trans” by chance #queer #lgbtq #transgender #car hammers

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If you've ever watched a movie with good trans re/theming and you caught yourself thinking "wow this must be so empowering for trans people, i wish i was trans"....

...I've got some news for you.

#crimes against the gender convention #shitpost #trans #queer #lgbtq #transgender #car hammers #erlebnis frei erfunden #if youve ever wished youre trans you are almost definitely trans #because that means youre not experiencing the most cis of gender so by definition youre probably trans #every experience is unique tho so if this doesnt apply to you thats cool too #egg cracking

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Me when

#re: prev tags #hey what does salqe+ mean #it's 'tables' upside down #because they turned ykno #anyway fucking irony huh #fuck jkr #i wanna say most terfs could be redeemed with the right conversation #But Not Her.

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Did Cait corrían plagiarized?

Not that I know of.

I assume you're talking about this post. The plagiarism part is in reference to the James Somerton controversy. The Cait Corrain controversy was about them review bombing novels from upcoming authors of color.

Both creators at some point blamed their ADHD for their actions. Hope this clears things up!

#ramble #serious #mom look i got an ask #james somerton #cait corrain #adhd

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

#good post #trans #transgender #cw: fr*nch

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First one is too real

When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

#transmasc #transgender #nonbinary #enby #trans #queer #genderqueer #crimes against the gender convention #literally one of the things I look forward to the most #graphic tees and crossbody bags #also not being murdered by seatbelts ig

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,,,,,, guess April 15th is "fuckin dumbass day" now

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

#shitpost #prev tag #i have nothing to say in my defense #typing this on a device that literally displays the current date at all times