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random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am

#neil gaiman #best thing to happen to this hell site #ever #good omens #the sandman #shitposting

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#the sandman #the sandman netflix #the corinthian #boyd holbrook #not my art

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The Sandman (2022)

#the sandman #tom sturridge #the sandman netflix #dream of the endless #why so pretty sir

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#the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #the corinthian

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Please put ‘@ask-spiderpool‘ on my tombstone so people will know how I died.

#ask spiderpool #me #me af #personal #spideypool #deadpool #spiderman #wade wilson #peter parker #sci #this fucking blog #i can't

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Yeah, I want these scenes MI5.

#mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji #omg so beautiful #please for mi6?

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Mission : Impossible - Ethan/Benji

I Love this couple and so excited waiting for M:I 6!

#mission impossible #mission impossible 5 #mi5 #rogue nation #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji #babes

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kylux.

#star wars #star wars ep vii #the force awakens #kylo ren #general hux #kylo x hux #kylux

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You are writing Benji/Ethan? Bless you! Can you write them with 20, 14 and/or 7? I couldn't decide because they are all great for them! Feel free to ignore tho if you don't feel like! :)

I wrote them as two separate pieces. I hope you don’t mind! I just had ideas for two separate drabbles. Using your prompts though, of course.

#1: Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always

 Ethanstared at the extremely tall man. He had to be, at least, a metre taller andwith a muscle mass three times the size of his own. He rushed around a cornerbefore he was spotted and physically winced.

“Ohgod, he’s huge!” Benji exclaimed suddenly. His voice loud and clear comingthrough Ethan’s ear piece.

“Yes.Thank you, Benji.” Ethan rolled his eyes.

“Ineed you to get another look. The device couldn’t pick up his vitals quickenough.” Benji mused. “I may be able to find a-“

Ethanblinked. He’d completely forgotten about the device currently clinging onto hiseyeball. A new gadget made by Benji. Well, it was modified and adjusted to makesure it was less irritable and itchy. Along with a few other alterations, thesmall eye camera was better than ever.

“Whatdid you say?”

“Payattention. I said you need to getanother look. I understand that a man like youwas dipped in the gene pool and came back out looking fabulous but this man… he’sbeen enhanced. You can tell.”

“Right.”Ethan replied fondly. He looked around and spotted a small ledge. Making sureto be silent as possible, he jumped and pulled himself up. Perching on theedge, Ethan had the perfect view of his target.

“Perfect.Thank you.” Benji muttered.

Ethanwatched his target survey his surrounds. However, something was off about him. His face showed noemotion, his body posture was stiff while his movements were swift. They wereall traits of a good assassin but it all seemed too rehearsed, too simplistic,too-

“Theactivity in his brain is slow. It’s as if his thoughts are being blocked. Well,most of his thoughts.” Benji frowned at his computer screen. “I’m guessing they’rebeing controlled and his one sole thought is to kill.”

“Great.”Ethan whispered sarcastically.

“Hey,I’m with you okay? Always.” Benji spoke, the words familiar, falling from histongue.

Ethansmiled and got ready to leap from the ledge, knowing Benji was with him everystep of the way.

#2: I almost lost you and you need to wake up because I can’t do this without you

Ethan sat by the hospital bed silently. His face devoid ofany emotion and his fists clenched on his knees. Benji was injured. It wasno-ones fault. Benji was one of the best agents Ethan’s ever worked with andwhen he expressed an interest romantically, Ethan was the happiest man onearth. Everything about his boyfriend was captivating. His British accent tohis dress sense. His mannerisms to the way he moans.

Ethan was pretty sure he was in love. The sickly sweet kindwhere you try and fail to resist urges to buy flowers and chocolate. The kind oflove where seeing your partner smile is the highlight of your entire day. Ethanwouldn’t change a damn thing aboutit.

But the feeling of helplessness after seeing Benji strappeddown like an unruly animal was heart-breaking. His captors took them both. Aswift knock to the head knocked them out cold. They left Ethan alone, not ascratched decorated his skin. Benji, however… Benji suffered burns, cuts andbroken bones. He had to endure being strapped down and electrocuted if herefused to answer one of their captors many questions. At first, Ethan wascalm. His training kicking in, telling him to show no weaknesses. Nevertheless,his captors knew Benji and Ethan were involved somehow and exploited it cruelly.After a while, Ethan was shouting at the top of his lungs, begging them to stopand use him instead. They didn’t listen. Why would they? They were evil. Thepurest you could find. Ethan was reluctant to admit they were worse than Lane.

Ethan was pulled out of his thoughts when Benji whimpered. Hisbody shot forward and he reached for a hand. Lifting it towards his mouth,Ethan gently kissed the palm. Benji immediately calmed down.

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”Ethan said suddenly. “Life without you is meaningless, Benji. Don’t leave me.Please.”

Ethan coughed, trying to keep the tears from falling.

“Do you remember when we attempted to make pancakes? Webickered and laughed but then you tripped and dropped the bowl. The batter wenteverywhere. In our hair, on the table tops.” Ethan chuckled and sniffed. “Weneed to make more memories that like. The happy times.”

He wiped his eyes and dropped his forehead on the bed next totheir entwined hands.

“I almost lost you. The doctors had to restart your hearttwice. You died, Benji.” A single sob came from the distraught man.

“Please. Please, wake up. I need you.”

#mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji #i CANNOT HANDLE THIS #so fucking cute!!!

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etan benji 

아이고 이단벤지좀 주십시요 굽신굽신

#mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji

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“Don’t ruin the moment Draco ”

☆Late Night sketch , last of my Sunset/Dusk series // Reference [x] // My Harry Potter Fanart HERE ☆

#harry potter #draco malfoy #harry x draco #drarry

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also this art gift for @alinajames  🎉 🎉 🎂

#homestuck #dirk strider #caliborn #dirkuu

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this is the definition of hell

#WHAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS #WHAT IS THIIIIIIISSSSSS #SOMEONE #HALP #sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #john x sherlock #johnlock

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remember the pilot tho

#sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #john x sherlock #johnlock

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Insp. [x]

#I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH #I WILL LITERALLY NEVER STOP SCREAMING ABOUT THIS #mission impossible #mission impossible 4 #mi4 #ghost protocol #ethan hunt #the secretary #benji dunn #william brandt

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#mission impossible #mission impossible 5 #mi5 #rogue nation #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji

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Just imagine Benji being drunk on a party or something and Ethan picks him up and Benji is all cute and that stuff and Ethan just can't, cos Benji is acting so cute & tells Ethan things he would actually never tell! MUCH FLUFF AND ALL THAT!😱😍

Benji being blind drunk and flirty and Ethan thinks he’s just drunk too much and is getting friendly, but then Benji starts raving about how perfect Ethan is, and not just in the way he normally does. He starts saying how beautiful his eyes are and how he could just stare into them all day, how he always wondered what it would be like to run his fingers through his hair because it looks really soft, how distracted he gets when Ethan is shirtless on a mission.

And Ethan gets Benji back to his apartment and has him propped up against the wall while struggling to find the keys in Benji’s jacket because it has so many damn pockets. And when he eventually gets him inside and helps him into bed, Benji’s almost asleep but he mumbles “Thanks Ethan, love you.” and then passes out and Ethan is just stunned into silence and decides to sleep on the sofa to keep an eye on Benji.

Then comes the awkward morning after when Benji wakes up and hears someone walking around his apartment and grabs his gun and almost shoots Ethan because he’s scared and hungover and confused but its not an intruder, it’s just Ethan making him pancakes and hold on since when does Ethan make pancakes? And holy cow he’s wearing my red Star Trek apron while he’s doing it. And wait, why is he here? Did you sleep in my apartment?

And then comes the “So do you remember anything from last night?” talk which involves Benji’s cheeks going bright red as Ethan reminds him of what he said and him babbling as he tries to talk his way out of it but then Ethan shuts him up with a kiss and tells him to shut up and eat his breakfast.

#mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji