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Phasmophobia #5
Bee, Lee, Eye, and Me (Bean) are at the Willow Street
We've been fucking around for a while, mostly trash talking in the hallway in front of the basement door
Bee is in the truck grabbing a few things while the rest of us head to the basement where we thought we heard the ghost
By the time we got down there and got into the basement room with the shelving in it, a hunt starts.
So we all hide and it's hunting for a while
Next thing we know the door swings open and it's Bee booking it to hide with us
The ghost is HOT on her ass man
As soon as she rounds the corner of the shelf, ghost just ups and turns around and a few seconds later the hunt ends
"You're one lucky son of a bitch Bee"
"Yeah and you almost got us killed too you ass hat"
"Pretty sure I shat my pants there homies"
Always a grand time with the boys
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Mini Whale Crochet
Body (make 1)
Round 1: Starting color A. MC and sc x 6. (6)
Round 2: Inc in each st around. (12)
Round 3: *Sc in next st, inc. Repeat from * around. (18)
Round 4-6: Sc in each st around. Last stick change to color B (18)
*attach safety eyes in between the 5th and 6th rows, 4 st in between them.*
Round 7: BLO sc x 18 (18)
Round 8: *Sc in next st, dec. Repeat from * around. (12)
Round 9: Dec in each st around. (6)
F/o, weave in ends.
Tail (make 1)
Ch 3. Turn, sc into 2nd ch from hook. Sc in next st. Ch 3, sc into 2nd ch from hook, sl st into the side of the next st.
F/o and leave tail for sewing.
Arms (make 2)
Ch 3. Turn, sc into 2nd ch from hook. Sl st in next st.
Strawberry Leaf (make 1)
MC and sc x 4, Ch 3 and second st from the hook sc and Sl st in next st. Repeat until you have 5 leaves
F/o and leave tail for sewing.
Assembly
Sew the tail in the 6th row of the body, directly behind the two eyes on the opposite side of the whale.
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Crochet Cow Head
HEAD (COLOR A):
R1: 6 SC IN MAGIC RING (6)
R2: (INC)6 (12) R3: (SC, INC)6 (18)
R4: (2SC, INC)6 (24) R5: (3SC, INC)6 (30)
R6: (4SC, INC)6 (36) R7: (5SC, INC)6 (42)
R8-R13: SC42 (42) R14: (5SC, DEC)6 (36)
*REST OF PATTERN IS IN BACK LOOPS ONLY R15: (4SC, DEC)6 (30)
EYES:
INSERT 15MM EYES BETWEEN ROWS 10 AND 11
8-10 ST APART
SPOTS (COLOR B):
TYPE 1 - MAKE 1:
R1: 4 SC IN MAGIC RING (4)
R2: (INC)4 (8) R3: [(HDC, DC, HDC, SC)IN ONE STICH, SLST]2, [(HDC2)IN ONE STICH, SL ST]2
TYPE 2 - MAKE 1:
R1: 4 SC IN MAGIC RING (4)
R2: (INC)4 (8) R3: [(HDC, DC, HDC, SC)IN ONE STICH, SLST]1, [(HDC, DC, HDC)IN ONE STICH, SL ST]2, [(HDC, DC, HDC, SC)IN ONE STICH, SLST]*1
TYPE 3 - MAKE 2:
R1: 6 SC IN MAGIC RING (6),SL ST
EAR - MAKE 4 (2 FOR EACH COLOR):
R1: 6 SC IN MAGIC RING (6)
R2: (INC)6 (12) R3: (SC, INC)6 (18)
R3: (2SC, INC)*6 (24)
R4: FASTENING EARS TOGETHER --> USE COLOR A TO SC TOGETHER 2 PIECES TOGETHER (1 COLOR A, 1 COLOR B) (18)
NOSE/MOUTH (COLOR C (USUALLY A LIGHT BEIGE:
CH8, SC AROUND (14)
HORNS:
R1: 6 SC IN MAGIC RING (6)
R2-5: SC*6 (6)
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Crochet Baby Penguin Pattern
BODY:
R1: 6 SC IN MAGIC RING (6)
R2: (INC)6 (12) R3: (SC, INC)6 (18)
R4: (2SC, INC)6 (24) R5: (3SC, INC)6 (30)
R6: (4SC, INC)6 (36) R7: 23 SC COLOR A, 2 SC COLOR B, 3 SC COLOR A, 2 SC COLOR B, 6 SC COLOR A (36) R8: 22 SC COLOR A, 4 SC COLOR B, 1 SC COLOR A, 4 SC COLOR B, 5 SC COLOR A (36) R9: 22 SC COLOR A, 4 SC COLOR B, 1 SC COLOR A, 4 SC COLOR B, 5 SC COLOR A (36) R10: 21 SC COLOR A, 11 SC COLOR B, 4 SC COLOR A (36) R11: 21 SC COLOR A, 11 SC COLOR B, 4 SC COLOR A (36) R12: 21 SC COLOR A, 11 SC COLOR B, 4 SC COLOR A (36) R13: 21 SC COLOR A, 11 SC COLOR B, 4 SC COLOR A (36) R14: 21 SC COLOR A, 11 SC COLOR B, 4 SC COLOR A (36) R15: (4SC, DEC)6 (30) --> 19 COLOR A, 7 COLOR B, 4 COLOR A
R16: (3SC, DEC)6 (24) --> 16 COLOR A, 4 COLOR B, 4 COLOR A R17: (2SC, DEC)6 (18) COLOR A
R18: (SC, DEC)6 (12) COLOR A R19: (DEC)6 (6) COLOR A
ARMS X 2
R1: 4 SC IN MAGIC RING (4)
R2: (INC)4 (8) R3: (SC)8 (8)
BEAK:
R1: 2 SC IN MAGIC RING (2)
R2: (INC)2 (4) R3: (SC, INC)2 (6)
SEWING/SAFETY EYES:
BEAK --> R9
ARMS --> R10
EYES --> R9 2 STITCHES AWAY FROM BEAK EITHER SIDE
Pattern courtesy of Dream Crafts by Milia229
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Phasmophobia #4
Bee, Lee, and Me (Bean) are at the campsite
It's ben a hot minute since we've done this map
But with all the new updates the game has had, we gotta start at the bottom all over again.
And yet, we still got to do a whole lot of messing around and still slay these maps
We're seaching in a line, Bee at the front, me in the middle, Lee manning the rear
Bee stops and hovers over a gas lamp
.........
Bee starts flicking the lamp on and off repeatedly
I stand there confused
.........
Then Bee starts the gracefully singing the song of our generation
..........
"The Jellyfish Jam" baby
And so we rave into the night hunting an Oni and for the first time for the eveing, some people die
Party on in the afterlife friends!
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psst, hit us with that bakudeku smut good~~~~
i tried
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at first I was like mmm rare pairs as a joke
but bro
i don't think it's a joke anymore
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《Migranes》
This is entirely familial affection, any weird takes and you will be blocked on sight
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Stopping myself and making this the last clip for today but god. They are so so stupid……
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The cow whisperer
(via)
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So I arrange a real life ghost hunting adventure for this weekend for me and the whole crew. It was a 12/10 experience
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Second batch of photos and the only technical difficulty for the evening
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Phasmophobia #4
So it's Bee, Eye, Lee, and myself. The usual crew.
It's been a month since we've played and now there's a new map and 2 new ghost types.
Of course we check out the new place
Willow Street House
We're checking it out and going through the motions of our usual gig
In the backmost room in the basement of the house, Eye, Lee, and I are talking and messing around while Bee is upstairs (thought to have been in the truck)
A hunt starts
The three of us are hiding in the room together.
I'm crouched behind the metals shelves, staring at the closed door
The ghosts footsteps are getting closer
Breathe held
The door opens
It's Bee running in, closing the door behind them, and runs and hides right in my spot with me
The footsteps are outside the door
Door opens
Ghost walks right in, comes around the shelves Bee and I are hiding in
I hear heartbeats
I'm dead.
Or so I thought
He's vanished.
😂😂😂😂
We all thought we were goners as soon as that ghost walked right into the room
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So I arrange a real life ghost hunting adventure for this weekend for me and the whole crew. It was a 12/10 experience
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My crew and I call this guy Buttchecks
this is one of the funniest phasmophobia pictures i have taken
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