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This is my Tim Burtons Nightmare Before Christmas Manga book 🎄💀🎅

I won it in 2008 at my School Halloween Trunk-or-Treat & Games Festival when I was in Kindergarten. It was the first time I had ever seen a book like this, and I thought it was broken until my older brother explained it was how comics are done in Japan. I've never seen or been given a book like this since.

My favorite thing is that when you open it like how you would normally read an English book it says "Oops", and explains how you read it. It's so cute 😄. It's not in the best shape now, but I keep it because I think it's neat.

It's also always fun to see the old game ads. Such nostalgia 😆

And apparently there is a whole collection of Nightmare Before Christmas Manga books!! I probably won't get them, but I think all of this is really fun🎄💀🎅

#nightmare before christmas #manga #nostalgia #halloween #books #comic books #bookworm #old game ad

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LEO the netflix movie from Adam Sandler is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE 💚💚💚🦎🐢

I had heard nothing about this movie, but I am so happy my family and I watched it. This little class pet was so charming and I am going to rewarch this all the time. All the songs, spoken jokes, and visual gags were just *chef's kiss 💋* It's a wonderful blend of older comedy and modern considerations. If there isn't a million memes from this movie then we are lost as a society.

And all the struggles the kids had, that Leo helped in his own way with, were just so wholesome and heartwrenching.

I really think parents, kids, and teachers are really going to like this movie. I don't know how this movie could have been done any better. It was perfect 👌

Also Adam's Sandlers daughters voiced two of the girls in the movie, and his wife voiced the mom of one of them, and that's just really sweet 🥰

I love Leo 💚 . I hope everyone loves this sweet 74 year old strange lizard just as much as I do!!!

And Squirtle too 🤎

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Okay! I am just so excited about this movie. I love the rabid little gremlin kindergarteners🤣! The way they just swarm everything is amazing.

And how Leo and Squirtle only know 5th grade fractions and don't know how to add, or know the alphabet! 😆

And Leo singing to Mia that crying is weak and dumb, and Mia being so smart and showing Leo how crying is good. Leo didn't know how to help Mia so he just listened, and that helped🥺. And now Mia isn't afraid to cry, but also took Leo's advise to be stronger 😫 It's sooo pure.

#leo netflix #leo adam sandler #Leo #Adam Sandler #netflix #movie review #sooo good #i just think they're neat #Billy Maddison Productions #sunny sandler #sadie sandler #I think Teachers are gonna really like this movie!

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S was such a Fun movie!!! I watched lets plays some years ago, but I never dived into the fandom. So I don't know alot, but I had a really fun time recognizing the details and lore that I did know! I think the set and artistic details are great, and the look of the animatronics is a really solid portrayal. Even the gore was pretty good. The body's definitely looked mangled and unsightly 😅

*****Spoilers*****

And mikes story is really heartfelt. He wants to protect the kids so badly 😢. I hope Vanessa and him will be able to help the kids in the future, and also deal with their own traumas. I do think a second movie could be possible. The movie leaves some questions to be answered, like what did Afton do to Garret specifically, and will the kids ever be set free.

Overall I think it's a solid movie. And of course I swooned at Mathew Lillard❤ and Josh Hutcherson❤

❤❤❤

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mathew lillard #josh hutcherson #movie review #shaggy my love

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Hands down the best Trick-or-Treater this year was the little Princess Peach that came to our house. I theatrically gasped, "Oh my gosh is that Princess Peach", and she said "YES IT IS!" And when I gave her the candy she went "I Love Your Elf Ears! They are so Cute!" And I said, with the biggest grin on my face, "WELL YOU ARE JUST THE BEST!" This little girl had so much charisma I nearly fell over from the cuteness 🥺 💓. And I made my costume literally today from random things I had, because procrastination is my motivation. And I wasn't sure if it even looked good, but she made me feel so cool 🥲

✨️Happy Halloween To Everyone, But Especially To You Little Princess! 🎃🦇✨️

#happy halloween #trick or treat #I love giving out candy

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The first costume I remember was a corpse/dead bride dress. It was black and white with a matching veil, and fake rose bouquet. My face was painted so I looked dead with a little bit of red blood. I hated the feeling of makeup on my face, but for this costume it was worth it. I was around 6, and I remember it so well because I got a stomach bug that day, and was devastated when I had to stay home with my grandma. I was so excited and I thought I looked so cool. It was a travesty. I don't remember eating any candy that year. All in all, I was traumatized.

I'm 99.9% sure that this was the costume. I found online some thay look very similar, but I think this was it.

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✨️Reminder to people who love reading fanfiction. Leave a Comment and Kudos for the Author! ✨️

Tell them which part was your favorite, or how you were really excited seeing that they posted a new chapter. Or simply say you enjoyed reading the work. You don't have to feel nervous leaving a comment. And don't worry if you have nothing profound to say. A small "I like this" will do. The creator will always love hearing you enjoyed their work. I like to think of leaving a comment for them as watering a garden. A little encouragement from you, and hopefully you help a writer find motivation to continue, and create something wonderful many will enjoy!

And please be careful about giving critiques and criticism. These Authors can be fragile things, and many don't want to be the best of the best. They simply want to share stories! So give feedback if they ask (Only If They Ask), but always be respectful, and remember to also tell them what you liked about the work!

(Why am I making this post? Well because I just left a comment on someone's fic. Truthfully, I almost didn't. But I saw how wonderful the fic is and how little comments they had, so I left a simple comment just incase the author was waiting for feedback. I know I would be if I posted a story. And they responded and appreciated I took the time to comment! I'm glad I did! And I want to encourage others to encourage others. Have a good day!)

#fanfic #fanfiction #archive of our own #leave a comment #leave a kudos #if you liked it tell them!

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Mutant Mayhem Was So Radical Dude!!!

The New TMNT was so quirky and funny! Like all the jokes landed so well. Like I can't explain the level of comedic genius that I just watched.

It was a perfect blend of modern and retro. Especially the Animation! I loved the odd facial proportions and scratchy look of everything. It was cartoony, but also went back around to being accurate? Like nobody was perfect looking which made them look very human.

And the message of wanting acceptance, but also doing things for the sake of others, and not your own gain was lovely.

And you know what was really cool? All the Turtles felt well written in this. Each one of them was given funny lines, action hero moments, and there was never a point where one felt pushed around by the others. Sometimes shows and movies slip up and seem to favor one or two characters over the others, but I never got that feeling watching this. So that was really nice. All the boys were funny and joking around with eachother. They felt like brothers, equals, and a team. And Master splinter? ADORABLE! He was the sweetest dad ever. And when he saw how his behavior and choices were affecting the boys he changed and ugh, he was just so sweet.

I really think there should be another movie. There was a lot they could do to keep the story going.

It was just so good!!!

🐀🤎🐢💙🐢❤️🐢💜🐢🧡👩🏿‍🦰💛

#tmnt #mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles #april o'neil #master splinter #master splinter was the cutest rat dad i have ever seen #master splinter must be protected at all cost #movie review #this is so funny #this is so good #sooo good #im so happy

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Five British comedians would be Tasked to clean my house the Best and Fastest. Half my things would be sold off, the other half is destroyed and thrown out, and my dishes were washed all at once in the bathtub.

The main characters in the last show or movie you watched now have to deep-clean your house for you. How does that go?

#taskmaster #british tv

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Anyone else lay by the pool, or sit in a hot car, or just walk outside after being in a building with A/C into the dessert heat, and take a moment to absorb the heat like a lizard basking on a warm rock. It's so cozy.

I told my Aunt to look into getting a basking rock for humans to lay on, and put it by her pool. It would literally be the best thing in the world.

I have no idea if basking rock for humans is a real thing, but I feel like it is a million dollar idea. The same people that make reptile habitat material should also make this product. Or the same people that make Jacuzzis.

It really wouldn't be that hard. I just want to lay on a huge flat rock that stays comfortably warm. But also I want a self heating rock for when the sun's not out, but I want to be warm. And of course I want one that's indoors, because most times I don't want to be outside.

Do I have an actual lizard brain?

#warm and cozy #lizard #I want a basking rock #strange thoughts #weird ideas #weird thoughts #strange ideas

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The new 2023 Haunted Mansion was Awesome!!! It was so funny! My family and I were having a great time in the theater.

And it was Spooky! I loved the genuine jumpscares I had. Don't get me wrong I wasn't out of my wits terrified. But the ghosts designs were right up my alley. And I genuinely jumped or gasped when some of the ghosts appeared, or lunged at the living. I felt like I was in the Haunted Mansion ride when the cart suddenly makes a sharp turn and you get a jolt of adrenaline. I LOVE that I felt that way. It was so cool that the movie made me feel like I was on a wonderful Disney ride.

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The set was amazing, and the costumes were stunning. And the ART! All the paintings on the wall being exactly how they usually are, and the police sketch! It was a perfect touch!

And the background lore of the Mansion was perfect. I love that they gave a different version of events then the 2003 Haunted Mansion. Don't get me wrong I love the first Haunted Mansion. It will always be beloved to me, because of how much I watched and enjoyed the movie growing up. But the two movies other then the setting really aren't comparable. The 2003 version is about a family struggling to appreciate eachother. The parents don't have time for eachother or their kids. And its only when the ghosts threaten to tear their family apart do they realize what they have. The 2023 story is all about already losing people. And how the living is struggling to move on, much like the ghosts. Both are trapped in a world of grief and are fighting for peace. I know that Gracey loosing his beloved was also a part of the original film, but it was really focused on now.

All in all giving us a fresh story with no heavy connection with the previous one is awesome. This new Haunted Mansion isn't just recycling, it's given us something new, but with a warm familiar feeling. I am so glad that this movie really holds its own.

Disney has had a bad habit of taking a story and recreating the same tale with the same heros and the same outcome. These movies just feel like something old, and bland. They lack the magic and charm that the originals had. But this story had different heros, a different Villan. And every bit as charming and lively as a Disney Tale should be. Overall it felt like a beautiful addition to a wonderful world.

And I can't forget how wonderfully sweet it is. It is jam packed with grief. The actors really know how to show their characters pain. And it shows healing. The characters acknowledge their grief, confront it, learn that they arent alone, and how to live again and find friendship and family. I loved every character, and they were all played to perfection.

I am extremely delighted with this movie and it's definitely a movie I will watch again and again. Every spooky season, and on those days that I just want something fun and good.

❤️ ⚱️🔮🎩

#haunted mansion #must watch #sooo happy #sooo good #hat box ghost #madam leota #danny devito #owen wilson #lakeith stanfield #tiffany haddish #rosario dawson #chase dillon #jamie lee curtis #jared leto #disney #disney nostalgia #disney movies #disney movie review #disney films

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So I have Ideas...Twisted Metal has Sam Wilson, WWE Wrestler, and Rosa from Brooklyn 99.

This show might be small, but the crossover potential is large.

Here's what I'm thinking.

- Quiet and John? Absolutely Adorable. John not knowing Quiets name but knowing he loves her 🥲. Or Quiets brother somehow surviving and becoming best friends with John. And both of these idiots annoy Quiet 24/7 and she hates and loves it. Or maybe her brother doesn't survive but is a ghost. Same outcome tho, John and him totally BFF's. And oh my gosh can you imagine Quiet finds a camera and takes a picture of herself and John, so he has a new family photo 🥺

- Amber and Miranda? So Fucking Adorable. I mean Amber being upset so she tries to poison Miranda, Miranda being upset so she pushes Amber out a moving Truck. Absolutely Hilarious Couple Quirks.

- Granny Dread and how she reacted to the fall, became a Trucker Old One, raised Miranda, most importantly how she got the idea to write Car Sex For Dummies.

- Reader/OC fics where you survive the fall and make your own community? Or your a milkman with your own gimmick and badass car. Hell maybe your a Vulture, but you want to be better. Or your a cop who fuckin hates Stone. So much potential.

- Marvel Crossover where Sam Wilson is who John Doe used to be. I think with this one you need to mess with the timeline a bit. Maybe it's a No Superhero Au.

- Supernatural crossover where Dean Sam and Cas survive this world driving Baby and the Pimpmobile.

Baby instead of being all clean and sleek, she's a badass tank of a car with patch metal work and a grenade launcher.

Dean and John Doe randomly meet and gush over their girls. Maybe John is envious of Dean having family.

Bobby Singer being a Trucker Elder or a Map Maker/Information Station. Him and Granny would definitely go way back.

Castiel could be an Ex-Holy Man that ran away from all that crazy. Maybe he was supposed to kill the Milk Men that go by Hunters, but instead saved him.

Or maybe Hunters are their own group? They take care of the monsters for the communities. Maybe their heavily respected. And maybe thats another reason the walls are closed so tight, to make sure nothing gets in. Or for a NoMonster Au, maybe they actually hunt wild animals for the different communities or maybe they find the rarest items for you.

Dean meeting Miranda and flirting with her or gushing over just how badass she is. And Miranda showing Cas her plants which attract Bees. Sam learning how to make poisons and poison bullets, and blushing and uncomfortable every time Granny says something crass.

- And honestly I don't know if I'm cracked in the head or what, but the moment Stu met Sweet Tooth, my brain set sail on that ship. And I know others boarded with me.

I'm desperate....help...

#The show is so funny people would have so much fun with it #brooklyn 99 #twisted metal #sam wilson #rosa diaz #stu x sweet tooth #stuoth? #stu sweet #like “too sweet” get it? #stu tooth sounds funny #sweet stu is just a pet name #samoa joe #Amber x Miranda #Flower Power x Twister #Quiet x John Doe #supernatural #im an ideas guy #someone else be the muscle please #so many ideas

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Samoa Joe as Sweet Tooth is such a good actor. He mimics Will Arnett's voice so well its as if the person we see is actually the one speaking. And his eyes in the close ups of Sweet Tooths face are so dramatic and crazed its SOOOOOOOO Insanely GOOD!!! And he's not just intimidating. His movements are Hilarious! And just so Natural. I Love It!!! It's Great. I've re-watched this show a million times I can't wait for more!

Look I didn't plan on swooning over crazy clown man. But can you blame me? Yes, yes you can. Fair enough.

#sweet tooth #twisted metal #samoa joe #im obsessed #im in looooove

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The Recruit on Netflix is like a really really fun show!!! I love the comedy! I love the plot! I LOVE THE CHARACTERS! Is it to early to say I'm in love with Owen Hendricks? I'm only on episode four, but I have a deep love for this very-troubled-way-over-his-head-adorable-dumbass !!! That's probably a unhealthy thing but... 🤷‍♀️ ❤🤵🕴👔❤

Also I want justice for Max!!! Heavily on her murderous side!!! Leave the woman alone! She's been through enough DAMMIT!

#the recruit #netflix #owen hendricks #max meladze #my new obsession #keep this ball rolling people #for my own sanity please #Owens just so pure for all this shit #but also completely capable and brilliant #very surprising #also i hope Max is a fulltime character forever #thank you that is all

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Poker Face on Peacock is one of the greatest things my eyes have witnessed in eons. I love the style, the flair, the acting, and most of all the dialogue that just jabs your brain like an ice pick and zaps down your spine and lands solid in your gut. In the best way. Its amazing and if this isn't one of those hit shows that last for years and goes down in history as some of Tvs best. Then none of us deserve taste buds.

#poker face #charlie cale #columbo #its so good #im in looooove

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I just watched Lightyear and I really liked it. It was so fun and watching for all the Easter eggs made me very giddy. 10/10 I'll rewatch 100 times. I don't know if it fits into the story line of a 1995 animated movie Andy would fall in love with. But it definitely fit into the category "kid who grew up watching toy story and jumping off the couch saying "To Infinity and Beyond!" now has a beautifully designed hilarious adorable movie based of a cool character made cooler character". I'm just so giddy! I liked it a lot. I probably like it so much because I wasn't looking forward to a star command movie based off of the cartoon show. I think that cartoon would probably be what Andy watched. But I didn't see that show as a kid so I wasn't hoping for something like that. I'm sure my reaction would be different if I was. But Buzz to me is basically Toy Story 1, I wasn't as into the following Toy Story's. So seeing buzz portrayed like he was in Lightyear was really sweet and cool. Idk I'm just so pleased.

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⬅️Yeah, I'll be going a HARD Left for all mentioned

#The Tourist #elliot stanley #tag yourself #helen chambers #the tourist

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These are some movies I love with all my heart ❤

1.

🎶I'd be rocking with the dinos, swinging with the rhinos, I'd dragonize this cave in a minute!🎶 🎭ACT DID SOMEONE SAY ACT! I CAN ACT! 🎭

❤Garret👨‍🦯🗡❤

2.

Munchings and Crunchings 🍎 🔮🐖

3.

🚬GrrAndMaMa It's ME, Anastasiaaa🚬

👗= 🎪

4.

🎶 I think you kinda like her fess up!😏🎶

"What else is there?" WHAT ELSE IS THERE!!!!!

#Garrett is the man of my dreams #conjoined dragons #The Horned King #GURGI 🍎 #Dimitri is the other man of my dreams #I want a show all about Odette and Derek growing up. The beginning of the movie is my favorite part!