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a headcanon for akaza… bc he is the best 🫶🏻

AKAZA KNOWS SIGN LANGUAGE!!!!!!!

ik that’s kinda like, “what?? why??” BUT HEAR ME OUT.

i just imagine him completely slaughtering a household and walking in another room to see a little kid. and he’s like “how did they not hear me?” but when he calls out to them and they don’t answer, he fr thought they were dead. but the the child turns around and is like “??” the kid makes a hand gesture and akaza quickly connects the dots.

i’d like to think from then on, he just took the kid to an orphanage or sm. then akaza would come every night to learn sign language and he would teach the kid how to talk a little. the kid and him become best friends, and the thing is, the kid lowkey doesn’t care that akaza’s a demon. why would they? akaza treats them better than their late parents. also, akaza definitely defended the orphanage from demons and would literally curb stomp any kid or staff member who’s mean to his human child.

BONUS:

the upper moons kidnapped a deaf man and the demons are trying to communicate with him. then akaza just comes in the with THE ABSOLUTE CLUTCH and does sign language FLAWLESSLY to him. then he kills him bc he got his answers. dogma over here like “akaza-donooo, you know sign language?”

“oh my fUCKING GOD SHUT UP. YES, I DO, IS THERE A PROBLEM?? YOURE LITERALLY BUILT LIKE AN IMPROPER FRACTION, STFU.” -akaza

#akaza #demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #upper moon #demons #muzan #doma #sign language #deaf #headcanon #head canon #funny #dogma #demon slayer head canons #doma is dead #someone help him #i’m crying #3 am nonsense #anime #is it worth it? #akaza doesn’t know how to feed a human child

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headcanon for mob psycho:

i’m not exactly sure how ritsu found out mob got his powers but i like to imagine it went something like this:

ritsu: nii-san, it’s time to get u-

*sees mob floating above his bed with everything flying above the floor in his room*

ritsu: holy fuCK MOM CALL THE EXORCIST-

like idk if i’m being dramatic but i think it’s so funny for him to stare at mob and just slam the door to go panic to his mom about how he just saw his brother FUCKING FLOATING. like ???

but then the slam wakes mob up and everything falls and goes back to normal. their mom walks in being DRAGGED by her damn forearm by ritsu and he’s just like: “MOM- LOOk… what.” and there’s mob just sitting there and says “oh, hey little brother” and their mom just wonders if ritsu smoked that zaza at such a young age.

their mom: honey, we need to go get you drug tested.

ritsu: wHAT?! no, mom i swear!-

their mom, close to tears: oh no… how much of that zaza did you smoke?!

ritsu, sweating, almost crying, about to twerk, throwing up: NO MOM-

mob: ritsu… you’re smoking the pot?

ritsu: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

#mob psycho one hundred #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho headcanon #they’re scared for ritsu’s wellbeing #someone help him #they think he’s smokin that zaza #headcanon #scenario #funny #mob shigeo #mob #shigeo kageyama #ritsu kageyama #psychic #spirits

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haikyu boys as things my friends and i have said:

kuroo: currently my body has 100 carbohydrates, therefore i am about to shit my pants.

kenma: i’d like it if mario brought out a glock and shot those bitch ass turtles.

tanaka: i sprained my ankle, now how am i supposed to get jiggy with it?!?!??

matsukawa: i think guinea pigs are ugly

oikawa: MY PAST 15 GUINEA PIGS ARE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVE RIGHT NOW.

*atsumu sucking on his water bottle top*

osamu: admit your gay, tsumu.

atsumu: i’m just practicing for when times are hard

hinata: i don’t want to cough like an ipad kid anymore

suna: no wonder they had the plague, they literally bathed in each others coochie water

kenma: to my assassins, i most vulnerable between my first and second wipe.

noya: YOURE NOT INVITED TO ME AND ASAHI’S CUTE KAWAII WEDDING

tendo: i have socks on and it isn’t tuesday, so it’s not gay if i say he’s hot

goshiki: what’s bdsm?

shirabu: my favorite government organization

suga: *slowly opening the gym door* welcome to the council of queers

kageyama: *slams hands on table* NO ONES EVER MADE YOU STAND ON A TRASH CAN AND SING IM A LITTLE TEA POT

tsukishima: if i was the grinch i’d set that village on fire.

#haikyu #haikyuu #haikyu memes #haikyu headcanons #haikyu quotes #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu quotes #tsukishima #memes #anime #kageyama #funny #tendo #hinata #suga #hilarious #friends #quotes me and my friends said #anime boys #haikyuu boys

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a fun headcanon i have for mad dog (kyotani kentaro) is that he likes to read. like no one would think he likes to read… i mean who would? he has eyeliner, a scowling face, and a complete body dysfunction when he spikes.

BUT I SWEAR TO YOU: one day, SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE… there will be a point in time oikawa would say some dumb shit like, “well, one of the english books i’ve read is “i know why the caged bird sings” and it wasn’t that great. it only had 180 pages.”

and then kyotani, being the absolute BOOK NERD he is, would scoff and be like, “it’s a great book about self love and overcoming the obstacles in your life. it’s by maya angelou, which you probably don’t know since it’s not 180 pages, it’s 289; not counting the 8 other pages before that she uses for acknowledgments.”

and little does he know, that not only did he just finally beat iwaizumi at something… but he also just said the most words anyone has ever heard, and it’s basically calling oikawa a dumbass, NOT BY OPINION, but by FACTS.

#kyotani kentaro #book nerd #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #headcanons #change my mind #i’m right #roasting #booksbooksbooks #oikawa tooru #seijoh #aoba johsai #the team is questioning their lives bc homeboy just bit them and then talking about books??