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dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

#thoughts y’all? #somehow I relate #idk how but I do

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writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

#LMAO #funny #smut #fav #hall of fame #penis haiku #because I said so

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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

#LOL #jane austen #mary shelley #emily bronte #literature

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PHOOHM

a "pretty boy" has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness

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#funny #discord #out of context discord

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Johnshi shitpost my beloved

#funny #johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1

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10/10!

#fanart #cagesmoke #tomas vrbada #johnny cage #mortal kombat

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Ngl I thought it was going to end with a Rick Roll, but getting Circle Game’d is equally as hilarious. Love this kind of shit.

wh……….

#fav #iconic #tumblr hall of fame

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Average Bracken experience

#funny #lethal company #lethal company art #fanart #lethal company fanart #bracken

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you are fucking died. game oval.

#funny #tumblr hall of fame #(soon to be at least) #iconic

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🧪 💥 🔬💻

#tony stark #mcu #iron man #robert downey jr

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Johnny Cage MK1.

Because Tumblr is still anti d*ck here is the covered up version.

#😍😍🔥🔥🔊🔊🗣️🗣️ #OP I’M DROOLING #mk1 #johnny cage #mortal kombat #mortal kombat fanart

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#funny #jerma #jerma985 #need this sticker

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smoking hot singles in your area 🚬

#funny #LMFAOOOO #Valentine’s day #valentines day

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#LMFAO #tf2 sniper #tf2 medic #tf2 fanart #bushmedicine #snipermedic

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more edits cuz I am unemployed currently & I have nothing going on rn 🥴 I gotta get a job by this month tho ew I hate working I just wanna write, draw gay people and smoke doinks all day dude

TT ^ TT

#lmfao #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 meme #tf2 shitpost #snipermedic

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TODAY, IN RETAIL

next time you can just keep it at “no thanks”

#REAL #I hate kids too #but not like this 😭😭 #funny #hall of fame #iconic #fav